[both chuckling]
[bluesy rock music]
♪ ♪
- [chuckles] Are we there yet?
- Damn it, Beavis. Does this look like Las Vegas?
- Um, I don't know. I never been there.
Whoa. [bird tweeting]
- Cool. - It's a chicken!
- No it's not, butt-wagon. It's too small to be a chicken.
- [chuckles] Maybe it's a nugget.
- Yeah. [both chuckle]
You should eat it. - Oh, yeah.
[both chuckle]
Okay, um, heh. [chuckles]
[both chuckling]
- Good Lord, is that a wounded baby bird?
both: Yeah. [both chuckle]
- I'm gonna eat it.
[both chuckle]
- Now don't you boys worry.
- Ow! [car horn honking]
- We'll get that poor, little bird to the hospital
in no time, don't you worry!
[tires screeching]
[both scream]
- Ow. - Hurry up.
Get in there. I'll go park the car.
[tires squeal]
[bell rings]
[both chuckling]
- We don't treat humans here.
- Uh, he's not human. [chuckles]
- Whatever.
- Then, uh, where's the garbage?
- Oh. Fill this out and go wait in there.
- You have to fill out a form
just to throw something in the garbage?
That sucks.
- Beavis, you're a stupid dumbass.
[both chuckling]
Uh, here. You hold it. - Okay.
[both chuckling]
[bird tweeting] - N-name.
- So is this your first time here?
- Um, yeah. [chuckles]
- Butt...head. [chuckles]
- Would you like to pet my Poopy?
- [chuckles] No, thank you.
- Sym--
sympt--Simpsons?
Uh, they're pretty cool. [chuckles]
- Don't worry. She's not going to eat you.
- [screams] No! Hey, hey, hey!
- [yowling] - Bad Poopy! Bad Poopy!
- Bad Poopy! Bad Poopy!
Gimme that bird before I kick your ass!
Bad Poopy! Bad Poopy! No! - Uh, spe--species.
- Damn it! Ow! - [yowls]
- Butthole.
[both chuckling]
- Well, I'm afraid it doesn't look good for your bird.
- Uh, are you sure?
Maybe you should, like, lean over and look again.
[both chuckling] - Yeah.
- No, I'm afraid that even if you take your little bird home,
even if you feed him, he's still going to die.
Do you understand? He's going to die anyway.
- Uh, that's cool. - [chuckles]
Yeah. [both chuckling]
[wings flap weakly] - Never say die, boys.
There's always a chance, and even if--[sighs]
Well, just never say die.
- Die! [chuckles] Die!
- Uh, I guess we better feed it.
- [chuckles] Why?
- Don't you pay attention, Beavis?
That lady with the big boobs said to.
And then it's gonna die. [chuckles]
- Oh, yeah. [chuckles] Let's give it a burrito.
- Birds don't eat burritos, dumbass.
They eat, like worms. [chuckles]
- Okay. [chuckles] Let's see here.
Here you go. [chuckles]
- Uh, why do you have works in your pants, Beavis?
[both chuckle]
- I don't know. They were just there.
Feels pretty cool, though.
- Uh, okay, Beavis. [chuckles]
Uh, chew 'em up and spit 'em into its beak
just like on TV.
- Can we melt some cheese on 'em first?
- Damn it, Beavis.
The longer you stand around doing nothing,
the longer this bird's gonna live. [chuckles]
[delicate orchestral music]
♪ ♪
[inaudible]
♪ ♪
[bird tweeting]
- This sucks. [chuckles]
- Well, you've done a good thing, boys.
But now it's time to let this bird spread his wings and fly.
Go on without me. I can't watch.
[sniffles]
[both chuckling]
- Spread. [both chuckling]
[bird tweeting]
- Uh, today, you are a man.
- Yeah. [both chuckling]
Spread 'em! [both chuckling]
- [grunts]
[both chuckling]
[bird squawks]
- Hey, Butt-Head. You flipped the bird.
[both chuckling] - Oh, yeah.
♪ ♪
[The Toadies' "Possum Kingdom"]
- ♪ Make up your mind ♪
- [chuckles] ♪ Make up your mind ♪
[both chuckling]
- I already made up my mind. This sucks. [chuckles]
- Well, now, come on. Give it a chance.
[both chuckling]
- ♪ Around the lake tonight ♪
♪ By my side ♪
♪ ♪
- Whoa. Is that a body? [chuckles]
- Uh, yeah, I think so. [both chuckling]
- You think they k*lled somebody
just to make this video?
- They should've k*lled the people who made it.
[both chuckling] - Yeah.
- ♪ My sweet angel ♪
- Wonder what that would be like, you know, like, to die.
- Uh, well, you're gonna find out someday.
- Are you threatening me?
I will never die. [chuckles]
- No, I'm serious, Beavis.
It's like, you know, you start to get all old and stuff.
[both chuckle]
- Yeah? Really? What else?
- Uh, I think you start, like, losing control of your wee-wee.
[both chuckle]
- And what else? [chuckles]
- Uh, then you, like, start pooping a lot.
And you, like, lose the grip of your butt.
[dramatic music]
- [screams] I'm gonna die!
[both chuckle]
- Yeah. [chuckles] You're old.
[both chuckling] - ♪ So help me, Jesus ♪
- So, um, so Butt-Head, what would you do, like, if I d*ed?
- I'd probably, like,
move over to the middle of the couch.
It's more comfortable. [chuckles]
- Oh, yeah, yeah. [chuckles]
[bluesy rock music]
♪ ♪
07x06 - A Very Special Episode
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Adult animated series follows Beavis and Butt-Head, both voiced by Judge, a pair of teenage slackers characterized by their apathy, lack of intelligence, lowbrow humor, and love for hard rock and heavy metal music.
Adult animated series follows Beavis and Butt-Head, both voiced by Judge, a pair of teenage slackers characterized by their apathy, lack of intelligence, lowbrow humor, and love for hard rock and heavy metal music.