[both chuckling]
[upbeat rock music]
♪ ♪
[both grunting]
- Uh, six.
Uh, seven.
Uh, eight.
- Ah!
- [chuckling]
- Ow.
Butthole, why'd you make me do that?
- Uh, because it was cool.
- Oh, oh, yeah.
Yeah, it was pretty cool.
Here, you do it. Ow!
- [chuckles]
- That's not what I meant, you butthole.
I meant punch yourself in the face.
- Uh, okay.
- Ow!
- I missed. - Ah!
Damn it! [grunting]
- Whoa.
- What? What?
Ah.
Ah, I'm bleeding. Ah!
I'm bleeding! Oh, no!
Ah, ah!
- Beavis, this is the coolest thing
you've ever done. - Oh, yeah.
Oh. [chuckling]
[laughs] I'm bleeding.
Oh, oh.
I'm still bleeding.
- Yeah, well, if I kick your ass,
you'll be bleeding from both ends.
Now shut up. - Ah, I'm bleeding!
Make it stop! Make it stop!
Thanks. Thanks.
I needed that. - Damn it, Beavis.
Now you got blood all over my hand.
- You're wiping blood on me. Ah!
I got blood on me! No, no!
- Hey, Beavis. I got an idea.
Look at me. [chuckling]
Ah! - Bah!
Ah, oh, ah! - Uh, hmm.
[chuckles]
Uh, wait. I got another idea.
- Oh, oh, mm, mm.
I'm gonna die.
- This will make you feel better.
- Ah, I'm bleeding.
I'm bleeding, butthole. What are you doing?
- Uh. - What are you doing?
Ah! - Here, now breathe.
- [MUFFLED] Ah.
I'm bleeding. Ah, no.
I'm--I'm bleeding. Ah, ah.
Ah, oh.
- Cool. [chuckling]
- Oh, I'm bleeding. Ah, mm.
- Uh... - I'm bleeding.
- Now try drinking this water with your nose.
- [gagging]
[coughing] Ah!
Ah. [grunting]
Oh. Ah!
Ah. Oh.
- [chuckling]
- Ah!
- Mm, I'm bleeding.
Oh, oh. I'm still bleeding.
- Calm down, Beavis. - Oh, mm.
[phone beeping]
[line trilling]
- Operator. May I help you?
- Uh, Beavis is bleeding.
- Excuse me, sir.
If this is an emergency, you should dial --.
This is --, information.
- Uh, okay.
[phone beeping, line trilling]
- Operator. May I help you?
- Uh, what was that number again?
- It's --, sir. I'll connect you.
Please hold on. - Uh, okay.
[chuckles]
Uh.
- I'm gonna die. Oh, no.
- This is emergency --. What's the emergency?
- Uh, Beavis is bleeding.
- You're calm, sir. That's good.
Now, can you tell me, where is your friend wounded?
- Uh, his nose? - He's bleeding from his nose?
Is it broken? - Uh, no.
It's just, like, leaking.
- Your friend has a nosebleed? - Uh, yeah.
- A nosebleed is not an emergency.
- Oh. - Uh, don't worry, Beavis.
It's not an emergency. - Oh.
Oh, that's nice. Oh.
- Butt-head... [coughing weakly]
I'm still bleeding. I'm dying.
- Stop whining, Beavis. You sound like a girl.
Uh... [chuckling]
[toilet flushes]
Uh, here's a quarter.
Could you, like, buy me one of those, uh, you know,
those things you put in your thing
when you, you know, got your thing?
Uh. [chuckling]
- Ah. Yeah, that feels better.
[chuckling] - Uh, yeah.
I feel kind of fresh. - Yeah, yeah, really.
I kind of feel free. [chuckling]
- Let's go play some tennis. - Okay, yeah.
Yeah. I like it.
We could go horseback riding.
[chuckling] - Yeah.
[chuckling]
♪ ♪
[Lordz of Brooklyn's "Saturday Night Fever"]
♪ ♪
- American woman!
- They think they're bad 'cause they're walking slow.
♪ ♪
- Check it out, Scotty.
[with Scottish accent] Captain, she's breaking up!
We can't hold out much longer!
[both chuckling]
Get our your seat and jump around, jump around.
- [with Scottish accent] Get out your seat
and jump around, and jump around.
[both chuckling]
- These guys are like-- um, like,
they're trying to be House of Pain.
- Yeah, and the Beastie Boys and, uh, "Goodfellas."
[chuckles]
- And "Reservoir Dogs."
[both chuckling]
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fight! Fight!
[chuckling]
- You know, if these dudes were as cool
as they think they are,
they'd be hanging out with chicks
on a Saturday night. - Yeah, yeah, really.
Or at least, like, you know, watching TV
or something, you know.
[both chuckling]
I wonder where these guys get these clothes.
♪ ♪
- Uh, you can get that stuff at this place
called ByGeorge down at the mall.
- No way. Really?
Cool. [chuckling]
Who are these guys anyway?
- Uh, the Lordz of Brooklyn.
- I thought there was only one lord.
That's what they said in Sunday school.
- Uh, you're thinking of, like, outer space, Beavis.
That's where the Lord lives. - Mm, yeah, yeah.
[chuckles]
[upbeat rock music]
♪ ♪
07x11 - Nose Bleed
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Adult animated series follows Beavis and Butt-Head, both voiced by Judge, a pair of teenage slackers characterized by their apathy, lack of intelligence, lowbrow humor, and love for hard rock and heavy metal music.
Adult animated series follows Beavis and Butt-Head, both voiced by Judge, a pair of teenage slackers characterized by their apathy, lack of intelligence, lowbrow humor, and love for hard rock and heavy metal music.