[both chuckling]
[upbeat rock music]
♪ ♪
- This is stupid.
Bunch of dumbasses going around in circles.
- Yeah, yeah. It's stupid.
It's, like, just a bunch of dumbasses
going around in circles.
- Whoa, this is the coolest show
in the history of television. - Yeah.
Yeah, it's like--it's like-- it's like the coolest show
in the history of television. Yeah.
- Damn it, Beavis. Why do you always do that?
- Why do--why do I always do what?
- How come every time I say something,
you, like, say the same thing?
- How come every time before I say something,
you say the same thing?
It's like you just do it first.
Bunghole.
- See, Beavis, you just did it again.
- See? See?
You just did it again.
- Dammit, Beavis. - Yeah, see?
That's what I was gonna say.
Yeah, I was gonna say "Damn it."
- Uh, hey Beavis,
I'm a big stupid butthole, and my mom's a slut.
- Yeah, yeah, I was just gonna say,
you're a big stupid butthole, and my mom's a slut.
[chuckles]
- Hey, Beavis, you want to go break something?
- Hey Beavis, you want to go break something?
[both chuckling]
- Hey, Beavis. - Hey, Beavis.
- Remember that time we broke Stuart's aquarium?
- Remember that time we broke Stuart's aquarium?
- Damn it, Beavis. Cut it out.
- Damn it, Beavis.
Cut--cut it out.
[both chuckling]
- Okay, Beavis. - Okay, Beavis.
- You're gonna do everything I do?
- You're gonna do everything I--
I do?
[both chuckling]
[car horns blaring]
[car horn blares]
[tires screech] - Ow!
Ah! Ow!
Ow! - Cool, dumbass.
Ah!
[coughs] - Cool.
Dumbass.
- Dammit, Beavis, you almost got me k*lled with this crap.
Now cut it out.
- Damn it, Beavis, you almost got me k*lled with this crap.
Now cut it out. [chuckles]
[hard rock music]
- Whoa.
♪ ♪
- Yeah, whoa.
[both chuckling]
- Okay, Beavis. - Okay, Beavis.
[both chuckling]
- Uh, hey, Todd. - Uh, hey, hey, Todd.
- Hey, what the hell do you little turds want?
- Uh, Beavis wants your chick.
- Uh, Beavis wants your chick.
[chuckles] That'd be cool.
- I think you want to get your asses kicked.
Hey, just wait here a second.
This won't take long.
- Yeah, just wait here a second.
This won't take long. Oh!
- Yeah, just wait here a second.
This won't take long. - Ah! Ow!
[grunting and screaming]
- Man, don't you ever interrupt me again
when I'm getting it on, or you both will die.
I think you need to apologize for your rude interruption.
- Uh, sorry. Ugh.
- Uh, ah, sorry. Ah.
Ah! - Oh.
- That sucked. - That sucked.
- Something's wrong with you, Beavis.
- Yeah.
Oh, um, something's wrong with you, Beavis.
- Yeah.
- Todd thought you really wanted his chick.
That was cool. - Yeah.
Todd thought that I really wanted his chick.
That was cool. - Damn it, Beavis.
I'm gonna start copying you. - No way.
You can't copy me 'cause I'm copying you.
- Yes, I can. - No, you can't.
- Yes I--uh, wait a minute.
No, you can't. - What?
Oh, yeah, I mean, no you can't.
[both chuckling]
♪ ♪
[Del Amitri's "Roll To Me"]
- Oh, no. - [chuckles]
- This video freaks me out.
It's like, you know, I get all excited
when I see the chicks,
and then I see these stubby dudes,
and it like, makes my testes retract into my globules.
- Yeah.
It gives me a special feeling in my seminiferous tubule.
- Yeah, yeah.
- I want to do every single girl
in this video.
- Uh, you want to do, like,
every girl in every video, Beavis.
- [chuckles]
Um, no, not really. [chuckles]
- Name one girl in a video that you wouldn't want to do.
- Boy, let me think. Oh, I know.
Um, there's that one video, you know,
where they're like, you know, been caught stealing,
and um, that one girl, and she's, like,
you know, stuffing fruit and stuff down her shirt.
I don't want to do her. [chuckles]
- Uh, that's a dude dressed up like a girl, Beavis.
That doesn't count. - Oh.
Well, let me think. Hard.
Wilson Philips. Well, no, I guess I'd do her.
Um, uh, oh--um, no. [chuckles]
Boy, maybe you're right.
I just want to make love with all the women of the world.
Yeah. - Yeah, me too.
[upbeat rock music]
♪ ♪
07x16 - Follow Me
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Adult animated series follows Beavis and Butt-Head, both voiced by Judge, a pair of teenage slackers characterized by their apathy, lack of intelligence, lowbrow humor, and love for hard rock and heavy metal music.
Adult animated series follows Beavis and Butt-Head, both voiced by Judge, a pair of teenage slackers characterized by their apathy, lack of intelligence, lowbrow humor, and love for hard rock and heavy metal music.