07x16 - Follow Me

[bunniefuu]

[both chuckling]

[upbeat rock music]

♪ ♪

- This is stupid.

Bunch of dumbasses going around in circles.

- Yeah, yeah. It's stupid.

It's, like, just a bunch of dumbasses

going around in circles.

- Whoa, this is the coolest show

in the history of television. - Yeah.

Yeah, it's like--it's like-- it's like the coolest show

in the history of television. Yeah.

- Damn it, Beavis. Why do you always do that?

- Why do--why do I always do what?

- How come every time I say something,

you, like, say the same thing?

- How come every time before I say something,

you say the same thing?

It's like you just do it first.

Bunghole.

- See, Beavis, you just did it again.

- See? See?

You just did it again.

- Dammit, Beavis. - Yeah, see?

That's what I was gonna say.

Yeah, I was gonna say "Damn it."

- Uh, hey Beavis,

I'm a big stupid butthole, and my mom's a slut.

- Yeah, yeah, I was just gonna say,

you're a big stupid butthole, and my mom's a slut.

[chuckles]

- Hey, Beavis, you want to go break something?

- Hey Beavis, you want to go break something?

[both chuckling]

- Hey, Beavis. - Hey, Beavis.

- Remember that time we broke Stuart's aquarium?

- Remember that time we broke Stuart's aquarium?

- Damn it, Beavis. Cut it out.

- Damn it, Beavis.

Cut--cut it out.

[both chuckling]

- Okay, Beavis. - Okay, Beavis.

- You're gonna do everything I do?

- You're gonna do everything I--

I do?

[both chuckling]

[car horns blaring]

[car horn blares]

[tires screech] - Ow!

Ah! Ow!

Ow! - Cool, dumbass.

Ah!

[coughs] - Cool.

Dumbass.

- Dammit, Beavis, you almost got me k*lled with this crap.

Now cut it out.

- Damn it, Beavis, you almost got me k*lled with this crap.

Now cut it out. [chuckles]

[hard rock music]

- Whoa.

♪ ♪

- Yeah, whoa.

[both chuckling]

- Okay, Beavis. - Okay, Beavis.

[both chuckling]

- Uh, hey, Todd. - Uh, hey, hey, Todd.

- Hey, what the hell do you little turds want?

- Uh, Beavis wants your chick.

- Uh, Beavis wants your chick.

[chuckles] That'd be cool.

- I think you want to get your asses kicked.

Hey, just wait here a second.

This won't take long.

- Yeah, just wait here a second.

This won't take long. Oh!

- Yeah, just wait here a second.

This won't take long. - Ah! Ow!

[grunting and screaming]

- Man, don't you ever interrupt me again

when I'm getting it on, or you both will die.

I think you need to apologize for your rude interruption.

- Uh, sorry. Ugh.

- Uh, ah, sorry. Ah.

Ah! - Oh.

- That sucked. - That sucked.

- Something's wrong with you, Beavis.

- Yeah.

Oh, um, something's wrong with you, Beavis.

- Yeah.

- Todd thought you really wanted his chick.

That was cool. - Yeah.

Todd thought that I really wanted his chick.

That was cool. - Damn it, Beavis.

I'm gonna start copying you. - No way.

You can't copy me 'cause I'm copying you.

- Yes, I can. - No, you can't.

- Yes I--uh, wait a minute.

No, you can't. - What?

Oh, yeah, I mean, no you can't.

[both chuckling]

♪ ♪

[Del Amitri's "Roll To Me"]

- Oh, no. - [chuckles]

- This video freaks me out.

It's like, you know, I get all excited

when I see the chicks,

and then I see these stubby dudes,

and it like, makes my testes retract into my globules.

- Yeah.

It gives me a special feeling in my seminiferous tubule.

- Yeah, yeah.

- I want to do every single girl

in this video.

- Uh, you want to do, like,

every girl in every video, Beavis.

- [chuckles]

Um, no, not really. [chuckles]

- Name one girl in a video that you wouldn't want to do.

- Boy, let me think. Oh, I know.

Um, there's that one video, you know,

where they're like, you know, been caught stealing,

and um, that one girl, and she's, like,

you know, stuffing fruit and stuff down her shirt.

I don't want to do her. [chuckles]

- Uh, that's a dude dressed up like a girl, Beavis.

That doesn't count. - Oh.

Well, let me think. Hard.

Wilson Philips. Well, no, I guess I'd do her.

Um, uh, oh--um, no. [chuckles]

Boy, maybe you're right.

I just want to make love with all the women of the world.

Yeah. - Yeah, me too.

[upbeat rock music]

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