[both snickering]
[rock music]
♪ ♪
- [snickering]
- Damn it, Beavis, get back here with that remote!
- No way, Butt-Head, it's my turn!
- [grunts] - [yells]
No way!
[grunting]
- Hey, nice tackle.
One of our guys had to go home.
Wanna play? - Huh?
- Come on, fellas, we got a sixth.
Let's play some ball!
- [snickers] Ball.
[snickering] - [snickering]
- Okay, listen up. We're up -.
You got to stop Jimmy over there if we're going to win.
If he gets the ball, tackle him.
- Uh, heh-heh, okay.
[snickering]
- That's Jimmy, over there.
- Uh, oh, yeah. [snickering]
- [growls]
- Hut one! Hut two!
Hike!
- [grunting] - [snickering]
- Tackle him, tackle him!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah! Tackle him!
Heh, kick him in the nads!
- Get out of the way!
- [grunts] [snickering]
- [growls] - [snickering]
- Uh. - [grunts]
- [groans] - Yeah, yeah, go!
- Yeah, yeah, go, go! - Touchdown!
- [laughs] All right!
- Uh, did we score?
[snickering]
[coughing]
[groaning]
[grunts]
[snickering] - [snickering]
[snickering] - Cut it out, Beavis.
[coughs]
- Your friend took a pretty good sh*t, man.
- Yeah, I think I heard a bone snap.
- [chuckles]
- [snickering] Bone.
- You ready to play?
- Um... [snickering]
Hmm, heh.
- It's a tie game, bro. We need you, come on.
- Um, heh-heh, yeah, okay. [snickering]
Kick some ass, yeah. [snickering]
- Set, hut-hut, hike!
- [snickering]
- [grunting]
- The other way! Go the other way!
- Really? Heh-heh.
Okay. [snickering]
[shaking]
Gah! Hey, get out of the way!
Leave me alone! Heh.
Damn it-- - [groans]
- You bunghole.
[snickering]
- [groaning]
- Heh, yeah, heh-heh. - Jerry, Jerry!
- [grunts] - [snickering], heh-heh.
- Run! That's it, you got it, man!
You got it! Not me, you idiot!
- [snickering] - I'm on your team!
- No, what are you doing, man? - [grunting]
- Ow! Let go of me!
- No way! [snickering]
- Oh, no, man! - Whoa, cool.
- What are you doing? Pick up the ball and run!
- Okay. [snickering] [snickering]
Dun-dun-dun, heh, yeah!
- Hey, come back with my ball, man!
- Dum da-da dum da dum. [snickering]
- [panting]
- Yeah, yeah. [snickering]
- Uh, heh-heh.
- Hey, man. How do you feel?
- Uh... [snickering]
May I help you? [snickering]
- Your buddy better get back here with my football,
or I'm going to get pissed.
- You guys have never played before, have you?
- Uh, yeah. [snickering]
- So where is he?
- [snickering] Yeah, yeah.
Dum da-da dum. [snickering]
[gentle woodwind music]
[snickering] Argh.
[snickering]
Heh, I'm gonna score, heh-heh.
[heavy metal music]
♪ ♪
- ♪ I lost my heart ♪
- Oh, look at that!
That's that chick. [snickering]
- Uh, oh, yeah, that chick. [snickering]
- Yeah, she looks nice when she's dressed up.
- Yeah. Not too shabby.
[snickering] - Yeah, yeah, yeah, heh.
I mean, in that other video, she was just like,
you know, looked all, I don't know, you know, heh.
I mean, she looked all right, but you know, ooh.
- Yeah, really. [snickering]
She looks kind of sexy. [snickering]
- Yeah. [snickering]
- How come chicks in videos never dress up?
It's like they always, like, come out all skanky-looking.
- Yeah, yeah.
I think they do that on purpose
because they think that, like,
people want to see them looking all skanky.
But I think, like, people really don't want to see that.
People really want to see them, like, you know,
looking all sexy and, you know,
like, with some lipstick and,
you know, some--some long hair and,
you know, show a little bit of the, you know?
[snickering] - Yeah. [snickering]
Uh, this chick's got kind of, like, a big mouth.
- Yeah, really.
And her nose is kind of big, too, yeah, heh.
- And you know what they say about having a big nose?
[snickering] - Oh, yeah. [snickering]
She probably got a big schlong, too. [snickering]
- Yeah, heh-heh.
Boi-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoing. [snickering]
- You can't really do that, Butt-Head.
So don't even try. [snickering]
- Uh, I'm pretty good at smacking you
upside the head, though.
[snickering] - Um, heh-heh.
- ♪ Big fish swimming in the water ♪
- Boy, this chick is freaky, heh.
This whispering is freaking me out, Butt-Head.
I don't like this. - Heh-heh, yeah, heh-heh.
- [whispering] ♪ Swimming in the water ♪
- [quietly] I'm not going to change the channel, Beavis.
- It doesn't freak me out when you do it, Butt-Head.
It sounds stupid when you do it.
- [normally] Oh, yeah?
Well, you're going to be freaked out when you find
this remote shoved up your butt sideways.
- That wouldn't freak me out that much.
I'd just go to the bathroom and poop it out.
I've done that before with stuff.
- [snickering]
- [snickering]
- ♪ Little fish, big fish ♪
♪ Swimming in the water ♪
[rock music]
♪ ♪
07x01 - Butt, Butt, Hike!
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Adult animated series follows Beavis and Butt-Head, both voiced by Judge, a pair of teenage slackers characterized by their apathy, lack of intelligence, lowbrow humor, and love for hard rock and heavy metal music.
Adult animated series follows Beavis and Butt-Head, both voiced by Judge, a pair of teenage slackers characterized by their apathy, lack of intelligence, lowbrow humor, and love for hard rock and heavy metal music.