07x28 - Shopping Cart

[bunniefuu]

[snickering and farting]

♪ ♪

- Come on, wussy, push.

- Shut up, Butt-Head.

I am pushing.

- Faster.

[car horn blares]

[tires screech]

- Whoa, hehehe, you were tearing ass.

Yeah, that was cool.

- Oh, my God, are you okay?

I didn't see you.

I don't know what I was thinking.

- Uhhh...

- Uh, listen, boys, I'll make you a deal.

My insurance company doesn't need to know about this.

Don't tell anyone what happened,

and I'll give you $.

Okay?

- Whoa.

Cool.

- Yeah, hehehe.

- So it's a deal.

So long, boys.

[snickering]

- Yeah.

- So It's like the more cars that hit us,

the more money we make.

- Hey, Butt-Head,

I bet if our guts got splattered

all over the place, and we were all bloody and stuff,

some dumbass would give us like $.

[snickering]

- That would rule.

[snickering]

[snickering]

- Oh, no. Hey, hey.

Hey!

- You dork.

You didn't do it right, Beavis.

She was supposed to stop.

- Ow.

[snickering]

[snickering]

- Now Beavis.

- Hey, what are you doing?

[snickering]

Well, are you going to get the hell out of my way?

- Uhhh...

You almost hit me.

Give me some money.

- Hey, hey, hey, hey look out!

Aaaah!

[snickering]

- Dumbass.

- This sucks Butt-Head.

It's like, we keep getting hit by cars,

but we're not getting any more money.

- Hey, I bet we can get, like, twice as much money

if both of us get hit by a car at the same time.

- Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, that's a good idea, Butt-Head.

More money.

- Uh, we better hurry if we're going to get

to your sister's house. That's over miles away.

I reckon the old camper will get us there

before sun goes down.

I'd like to play a game of horseshoes with old Ned.

- [snickering]

- Wait a minute.

Whoa.

[concerned snickering]

Ow!

[light country music playing]

[yelling]

- Hurry up, wussy.

We need to, like, get back

and make some more money.

- Oh yeah, yeah, money.

Money.

- Yeah.

♪ ♪

[Vasoline by Stone Temple Pilots plays]

- Ah, I don't want to look at some dude's butt.

Change it, Butt-Head. - Come on, Beavis.

This song kind of rocks.

Besides, later on, they show a dog's nads.

- I'll stick around for that.

[snickering]

♪ ♪

Damn it, I'm sick of seeing water in videos.

- Yeah, but this water is cool because it's, like,

over by the power plant.

- Oh yeah, yeah, hey, remember when we went swimming

by the power plant and it was, like, all warm and stuff?

Hehe, that was cool.

- No it wasn't. Your turds were all orange

for a month, and you got those big blisters

on your nads.

- I know, I know. That's what I'm saying.

It was cool.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Flies in the Vasoline we are ♪

- Flies in the Vasoline?

[snickers] That's pretty cool.

- Yeah, remember when we put that fly in gasoline?

That was cool.

- Oh, yeah, but he didn't say gasoline,

Butt-Head. He said Vasoline.

I think that's, like, something different.

- I know that, dumbass.

Damn it, Beavis, you always ruin everything.

- No, I don't. I just was saying, you know,

that, he was talking about Vasoline--

oh, look, look, it's a dog's nads.

Is that you were talking about?

- Yeah, I think that was it.

- That was cool.

♪ ♪