[snickering and farting]
♪ ♪
- Come on, wussy, push.
- Shut up, Butt-Head.
I am pushing.
- Faster.
[car horn blares]
[tires screech]
- Whoa, hehehe, you were tearing ass.
Yeah, that was cool.
- Oh, my God, are you okay?
I didn't see you.
I don't know what I was thinking.
- Uhhh...
- Uh, listen, boys, I'll make you a deal.
My insurance company doesn't need to know about this.
Don't tell anyone what happened,
and I'll give you $.
Okay?
- Whoa.
Cool.
- Yeah, hehehe.
- So it's a deal.
So long, boys.
[snickering]
- Yeah.
- So It's like the more cars that hit us,
the more money we make.
- Hey, Butt-Head,
I bet if our guts got splattered
all over the place, and we were all bloody and stuff,
some dumbass would give us like $.
[snickering]
- That would rule.
[snickering]
[snickering]
- Oh, no. Hey, hey.
Hey!
- You dork.
You didn't do it right, Beavis.
She was supposed to stop.
- Ow.
[snickering]
[snickering]
- Now Beavis.
- Hey, what are you doing?
[snickering]
Well, are you going to get the hell out of my way?
- Uhhh...
You almost hit me.
Give me some money.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey look out!
Aaaah!
[snickering]
- Dumbass.
- This sucks Butt-Head.
It's like, we keep getting hit by cars,
but we're not getting any more money.
- Hey, I bet we can get, like, twice as much money
if both of us get hit by a car at the same time.
- Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's a good idea, Butt-Head.
More money.
- Uh, we better hurry if we're going to get
to your sister's house. That's over miles away.
I reckon the old camper will get us there
before sun goes down.
I'd like to play a game of horseshoes with old Ned.
- [snickering]
- Wait a minute.
Whoa.
[concerned snickering]
Ow!
[light country music playing]
[yelling]
- Hurry up, wussy.
We need to, like, get back
and make some more money.
- Oh yeah, yeah, money.
Money.
- Yeah.
♪ ♪
[Vasoline by Stone Temple Pilots plays]
- Ah, I don't want to look at some dude's butt.
Change it, Butt-Head. - Come on, Beavis.
This song kind of rocks.
Besides, later on, they show a dog's nads.
- I'll stick around for that.
[snickering]
♪ ♪
Damn it, I'm sick of seeing water in videos.
- Yeah, but this water is cool because it's, like,
over by the power plant.
- Oh yeah, yeah, hey, remember when we went swimming
by the power plant and it was, like, all warm and stuff?
Hehe, that was cool.
- No it wasn't. Your turds were all orange
for a month, and you got those big blisters
on your nads.
- I know, I know. That's what I'm saying.
It was cool.
♪ ♪
- ♪ Flies in the Vasoline we are ♪
- Flies in the Vasoline?
[snickers] That's pretty cool.
- Yeah, remember when we put that fly in gasoline?
That was cool.
- Oh, yeah, but he didn't say gasoline,
Butt-Head. He said Vasoline.
I think that's, like, something different.
- I know that, dumbass.
Damn it, Beavis, you always ruin everything.
- No, I don't. I just was saying, you know,
that, he was talking about Vasoline--
oh, look, look, it's a dog's nads.
Is that you were talking about?
- Yeah, I think that was it.
- That was cool.
♪ ♪
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Adult animated series follows Beavis and Butt-Head, both voiced by Judge, a pair of teenage slackers characterized by their apathy, lack of intelligence, lowbrow humor, and love for hard rock and heavy metal music.
Adult animated series follows Beavis and Butt-Head, both voiced by Judge, a pair of teenage slackers characterized by their apathy, lack of intelligence, lowbrow humor, and love for hard rock and heavy metal music.