07x30 - Die, Fly Die!

[bunniefuu]

[chuckling]

[bluesy rock music]

♪ ♪

[fly buzzing]

[both chuckling]

- Ah!

What the hell is that?

- Uh, I think it's a fly.

- Ow!

Ah!

- Uh, damn it.

This thing is starting to piss me off.

We should k*ll it. - Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, that's a good idea.

Na-wah!

Ha!

- Uh, I don't think this is gonna work.

We need, like, weapons and stuff.

- Yeah. Yeah. Weapons.

That fly's going down.

- [chuckling]

[lamp shatters]

- Ahh!

Die.

Ah!

- [chuckling]

[grunting]

Uh-uh-uh-uh... [chuckling]

[choking and chuckling]

[chuckling]

- Ahh! Ahh!

Die! Die!

Ahh! - Ugh!

[groaning and chuckling]

- Damn it. This isn't working.

I need a better w*apon.

- Huh?

[chuckling]

- Whoa.

Look, Butt-Head.

Say hello to my little friend.

[chain saw whirring]

Ahh!

[chuckling]

Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!

- [chuckling] Cool.

- Ahh!

- [chuckling]

- Augh!

Ow! Ahh!

- Uh, sorry. - Ow!

- I missed.

- Ow.

Ow. Damn it.

This fly is hard to k*ll.

- Uh, maybe we should, like, set a trap or something.

- Ow.

- Uh, we should put out something that it likes.

And then when it comes to get it, we can k*ll it.

- Oh, yeah, yeah.

Cool.

Um, what do flies like?

- Uh, they like garbage and crap.

- Oh, yeah, yeah.

Flies are pretty cool sometimes, yeah.

- Yeah.

- Okay.

Eh, let's see.

I guess, um, right here is as good a place as any.

Ahh. [chuckling]

- [chuckling]

Ahh!

What the hell are you doing, butthole?

Get up and help me with this.

- I am helping, butthole.

You said flies like garbage and crap.

- Uh, oh, yeah.

Uh, now I need to get some of that bug spray.

- Bug spray?

- Yeah.

When it lands on the garbage, we'll,

like, spray poison on it.

Then it's going to puke all over itself and die.

- Whoa.

[chuckling]

[can rattling]

- Whoa, cool.

[chuckling]

[both chuckling]

- Where's that damn fly?

- Shut up.

Here it comes.

Come to Butt-Head.

- Ahh... [coughs]

Ahh! No! No! Ahh!

- k*ll it, dumbass. - Ow!

- [coughing]

- I need some air.

Ah!

- Don't be stupid, Beavis.

If you, like, open the window, the fly'll get away.

- Oh, yeah.

Sorry about that.

[both coughing]

I'm just gonna lay down for a while.

- Ehh, ehh, ehh, ehh...

Ugh. Ugh.

- Oh.

Whoa.

Where are we?

- Uh, I don't know, but it's cool.

- Yeah, yeah.

Did we have a party?

Oh.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

I think we were trying to, um, k*ll something.

- Beavis, the fly.

- Ahh!

Hey, Butt-Head, I did it.

I got rid of the fly.

- Cool.

[flies buzzing]

- Uh.

[rock music]

♪ ♪

[Beastie Boys' "Pass the Mic"]

- ♪ Goodness gracious ♪

♪ ♪

- ♪ If you can feel what I'm feeling ♪

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The Beastie Boys, yeah.

All right.

- Yeah.

It's about time.

- Hell, yeah.

Hell, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

- ♪ I emcee y'all ♪

♪ My name is MCA and I still ♪

- Uh, I heard on "MTV News"

that this dude's dad writes movies.

- What do you mean he writes movies?

You can't read a movie.

- No, it's, like, he writes what they say.

- You mean he just, like, goes to movies and sits there

and writes down everything they say?

- No, he write it down before they say it.

- Well, how does he know what they're going to say?

- He just, like, makes it up.

- Really?

Well, anybody can do that.

- Yeah.

- So, like, if there's an expl*si*n, does he write that?

- Uh, I think he just, like, writes "kaboom."

- How about, like, when people are, like,

you know, naked and getting it on?

- Uh, he just writes "Squeak, squeak, squeak, wank."

- Boy, I'll be damned.

Well--well, anybody could do that.

It's like, you know, okay, um, two dudes

go try to, like, rob this other dude, and he this chick,

and she's got big hooters, and--see?

See, I'm doing it right now, see?

- Uh, yeah, but you're not writing it down.

- Oh, yeah, yeah.

[bluesy rock music]

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