[chuckling]
[bluesy rock music]
♪ ♪
[horn honks] - [chuckling]
- [chuckles]
Damn it.
[grunting]
[sizzling]
[screaming]
- [chuckling]
- What happened to your hand?
- He was playing with the meat.
- What?
Damn it, Beavis,
there's nothing wrong with you.
- Huh? [chuckles]
Um...oh, yeah. [chuckles]
I'll be damned.
- Be careful in the kitchen.
Burger World cannot afford to pay out
any more workers' compensation.
- Uh, workers' constipation?
- Yeah, yeah, I get that all the time at work
when I can't take a poop. [chuckles]
- No, you idiot, workers' compensation.
If you get hurt at work,
the government makes me send you home
and pay you money for not working,
so stay out of trouble.
- Whoa, did you hear that, Beavis?
If you, like, get hurt at work,
we can go home and still get paid.
- Oh, yeah, yeah. [chuckles]
He should have told us that a long time ago.
[chuckles] - [chuckles] Yeah.
[grunts] - [screams]
What the hell are you doing, fartknocker?
- Uh, I'm, like, hurting you so we can get some money.
[chuckles] - Um...oh, hey.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Um, okay, but, um, just don't touch my nads.
[both chuckle]
- Uh, this is, like, gonna hurt you
more than it hurts me.
[chuckles] - [screams]
Ow! Hey! Ow!
- Damn it, this is taking too long.
- Um, maybe you should try kicking me.
- Uh, okay.
[chuckles]
[dramatic music]
[chuckles in slow motion]
♪ ♪
[grunts]
♪ ♪
[grunts]
[grunts]
- [whimpers] - [chuckles]
I kicked your ass. [chuckles]
- Yeah, thanks. [chuckles, coughs]
So where's the money?
- Uh, I think we need to, like,
show that manager dude
that you can't work or something.
- Um...yeah, yeah, okay. [chuckles]
- Hello!
I've been standing here for minutes.
- [chuckles]
Um...can I, um-- [coughs]
Can I help you or something?
- Uh, yeah.
Give me some chicken fingers and some small fries and--
Hey, hey!
I'm not gonna keep waiting, you know.
- Um, yeah, damn it, I can still work.
- Uh, okay. [chuckles]
Uh, hold still. I'm gonna finish the job.
[chuckles]
- No. [whimpers]
No, no.
[pan clangs] [screams]
- Uh, hey, what the hell is going on here?
- [screams]
- Uh...[chuckles]
We're, like, trying to get some of that workers' constipation.
- You don't get workers' comp for fighting.
It has to be an accident.
- You mean we need to, like, poop in our pants?
[chuckles] Poop.
- No, you moron, you have to be injured
by something on the job.
Now clean yourself up and get back to work.
- Uh, why didn't that fartknocker
tell us that before?
- Yeah, yeah, really, he keeps leaving stuff out.
[chuckles]
- Uh...
[shimmering tone]
[laughs]
[flames roaring]
- [vocalizing]
Just doing some work here.
[screams]
- [chuckles]
[metallic rattling] [laughter]
Come on, Beavis, stick it in there.
- Hey, Butt-head, you said--
- [chuckles]
Uh, like, drive up to the window, please...
[chuckles] As fast as possible.
Uh, hey, Beavis, put your head
out the window so the car will hit you.
[chuckles] - Oh, yeah, yeah. [chuckles]
[tires squealing]
[yelping]
[tires screech]
- [chuckles] - Um...hey, how's it going?
- Dumbass.
- What the hell is going on?
[yelps]
[screaming]
[coughs] - Whoa.
[both chuckling]
- Damn it, we worked hard for that workers' constipation,
and this bunghole stole our idea.
- Uh...[chuckles]
Can you show us how you did that?
- You bastards!
[grunts]
[both laughing]
[rock music]
[Foo Fighters' "I'll Stick Around"]
♪ ♪
- Hey, that's that dude from Nirvarna.
[chuckles]
- Um--um, Butt-head,
I don't think that dude's with us anymore.
You shouldn't say that.
- I'm talking about the drummer, dumbass.
- Um, I've never seen that drummer before in my life.
That's not him. [chuckles]
- No, butt-munch,
I'm talking about the drummer from Nirvarna
is playing guitar here.
[chuckles] - Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, you're right. [chuckles]
You know, um, these are kind of, you know, like,
nice colors, you know.
They're all orangey and kind of pretty and stuff.
[chuckles]
- [chuckles] Uh, Beavis,
you, like, swing on that side now?
[chuckles]
- Um--um, do I swing?
No, I haven't-- [chuckles]
I haven't been to the swings
since I was, like, eight years old.
[both chuckle]
Um, I don't even think we have a swing set anymore.
What are you talking about?
- Uh, never mind, Beavis.
[chuckles] Dumbass.
[chuckles]
[both chuckling]
- Why are all these dudes dressed up in white?
- Uh, I think it's, like, they all drive ice-cream trucks.
[chuckles] - Yeah, that'd be cool,
you know, like, if instead of that dorky music
the ice-cream truck plays,
if they played this.
- Yeah, and then they take the ice cream
and just throw it at you and scream.
- Yeah, and then you just, like, drive the ice cream truck
across your lawn and just tear ass and be like,
"I don't owe you anything! Bwah!"
That would rule! [chuckles]
♪ ♪
07x32 - Work is Death
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Adult animated series follows Beavis and Butt-Head, both voiced by Judge, a pair of teenage slackers characterized by their apathy, lack of intelligence, lowbrow humor, and love for hard rock and heavy metal music.
Adult animated series follows Beavis and Butt-Head, both voiced by Judge, a pair of teenage slackers characterized by their apathy, lack of intelligence, lowbrow humor, and love for hard rock and heavy metal music.