♪
♪
[alarm buzzes]
David Berger isn't gonna know what hit him.
I'm totally ready, even kind of excited.
That's great, Christy.
I hear there's an opening in design if you land
the All For Toys account...
Don't forget, piano lessons at four.
I know, I know, the stakes are high.
It'd be a promotion and I'd get to follow my real passion.
Do you think I have a sh*t?
Is it wrong that I find Alex's teacher super cute?
Is Alex's teacher super cute?
Definitely yes.
What about the promotion?
Yes, to both.
See you soon.
Okay, I'll see you there.
♪
I gotcha, I gotcha...
As usual, you're my hero.
This is awesome.
You think so? I hope so.
No, I got this. I do. I'm gonna rock!
How many of those have you had?
Does four sound like a lot?
It's 8:15 AM so...
Yeah.
Christy, as usual, I'm looking forward
to your presentation!
Thanks Mr. Stone.
I was wondering, do you think I should have at least one
design to pitch?
I'm betting David's a numbers man.
Stick to the plan and how great our past designs have done,
and he won't ask for actual ideas
until after the papers are signed.
Trust me.
As the assistant to the president I hear things...
Besides who my Secret Santa is?
Yeah, like how Pat loves you.
You're the hardest working exec he's got.
You deserve a chance at your dream job.
Get this guy on the hook and you're a shoe in.
You're really good at this confidence thing.
Wanna come in there with me?
Great to see you. Very good.
Nope. You're on your own.
And once you let us handle the designs for Toy's For All,
we guarantee a string of successful toylines
just like we've done with all our past clients.
We provide everything from concept to marketing.
You provide the plastic and the rubber.
I must say Ms. Dickinson...
Christy.
Christy. You seem to really love your products.
At S.W.T we don't call our toys "products."
They're our passion.
Let us share that passion with you.
Ms... Christy
-- we speak the same language.
Anyone who's gotten into this line of work
without a genuine love for toys and kids...
Just got into the wrong business.
Exactly.
So tell me, what would be our first line?
We were thinking...
That would be...
A separate presentation.
Once we get the bean counters out of the room.
Yes agreed, better to be just us creatives.
Let me assure you David, Christy here would be
personally managing your account.
Well we look forward to your idea presentation.
Perhaps we can schedule something
for after the holidays.
Happy holidays, Mr. Berger!
This is your favorite time of year, isn't it?
Is it that obvious?
[David laughs]
I'll let you in on little secret.
Me too.
I just feel like a kid around the holidays.
It's magical.
That's exactly it.
It brings you back to a simpler time.
Tell me, what are you doing next Tuesday?
No plans.
It just so happens that I throw a small
annual holiday party.
The whole board will be there,
everyone that needs to hear your idea.
Why don't you come and you can pitch it then?
-I would love to. -Great!
Brush up on your traditions.
We expect everyone to participate.
Are you kidding? I'm an expert.
[David] Wonderful.
I'll sign you up to lead some of the events.
-Perfect. -Great.
Christy, it's been a pleasure.
-Pat. -David.
Edward.
Edgar.
Edgar, thank you Edgar.
Christy.
[phone ringtone]
Hello.
Am I talking to the new designer
at the Solomon Wind Toy Corporation?
In about a week, the answer to that question
will totally be; yes!
I get some credit, right?
For being a super encouraging boyfriend?
Technically I still have to come up with a line of toys,
but I'm pitching the CEO at his Christmas party, so...
Your mad Christmas skills are gonna k*ll it.
It's in the bag, babe.
Are you in the middle of a workout?
I'm working from home today,
so I'm squeezing in a sweat session.
But I knew this call was important
so I'm multitasking.
It could have waited. Go on and finish up.
Dinner at my place?
I'm kinda swamped tonight.
Maybe tomorrow?
Yeah. I should focus on research. Bye.
[Barista] I'm sorry, can you say that again?
[Christy] A large sugar free pumpkin spice latte
with soy milk, no foam, an extra espresso sh*t
served at 120 degrees and filled three quarters of the way up
in this cup.
With whip cream?
Definitely not.
I'll have a medium coffee. Black.
I heard David loved you!
We totally bonded.
He's a holiday freak like me.
And your follow up meeting is at his holiday party, right?
It's the event of the season.
They take it very seriously.
Sing songs, light candles, go all out.
He asked me to lead some activities.
That's a big honor. Just make sure to study up.
I don't need to "Study up", I'm a Christmas boss.
When I was growing up, you know what they called me?
Oh, Christy...
"The Mayor of Christmas-Town",
'Cause if Christmas was a town, I'd be running it.
No I get it...
Let me assure you, I can lead whatever he wants.
Gift exchange. Caroling.
I can even light a fire with a flint rock.
But can you light the menorah?
What's that now?
How much do you know about Hanukkah?
OK, it's not a big deal, but David didn't invite you
to his Christmas Party...
He invited you to his Hanukkah party.
David's Jewish.
For Christy. Extra whip cream.
What am I gonna do? I know nothing about Hanukkah.
So what? It's not about Hanukkah.
It's about you showing David you're the best person
to handle his account.
Oh, no, and I made such a big deal about being an "expert."
I'm not a Hanukkah expert.
You know what? There's a way around this.
OK, there's candles involved.
Some sort of jelly doughnuts.
How complicated could a jelly doughnut be?
I know I can impress David with my qualifications
if I just have his attention,
but if I'm too busy fumbling my way through dinner
I'm gonna be way off my game.
All I want is to make toys that kids love.
I didn't know that's what I wanted
before I started this job,
but ever since I've been doing it, it just feels right.
Not to mention the promotion.
You are a problem solver.
Put your mind to it and solve this problem.
OK.
So David is under the impression
that I'm some sort of expert
when it comes to Hanukkah traditions.
So, I just have to become a Hanukkah master
before the dinner!
Great!
No! That's a terrible idea.
I am super good at holiday-ing.
But can you learn all about Hanukkah in just a few days?
How hard could it be?
Isn't Peter's cousin's wife Jewish?
Yes! And in Albuquerque.
Also not a huge fan of Peter.
-Stop it! -Come on!
Of course, Mr. Silver! Alex's history teacher.
Alex loves him.
He's smart, knowledgeable, worldly, handsome...
Samantha! What's your point?
... and Jewish!
Okay. Go Mr. Silver!
You think he'll make time to teach me about Hanukkah?
Meet me here tomorrow at ten AM.
He's going on holiday break, and I'll make it happen!
Okay.
What could go wrong?
"Sha-mash." That can't be right.
[Jingle Bells ringtone]
Hey, Dad!
In a one horse open sleigh.
Am I that predictable?
I'd like to think I just know you that well.
Probably both.
How are you? Better than you it seems.
What's wrong?
I'm fine. Just work stuff.
How's mom?
Excited for the holidays.
Sounds right.
[Dad] Tell me about this work stuff.
No, it's OK.
Christy...
Hopefully I will meet this teacher
first thing in the morning
so I can become a Hanukkah expert by next week.
I'm sure he doesn't expect you to be an actual expert.
Well I like to exceed expectations.
Indeed you do.
Just make sure you're on time tomorrow.
Don't forget it's --
"Better to be waiting than waited on."
Yeah, anyway, see you Monday.
You and Peter are coming
to Pre-Christmas Eve-Eve dinner, right?
Of course. I wouldn't miss it.
See you then. Love you.
Love you too, hi to mom.
"Rudolf" - play holiday playlist 43.
♪
♪ Can you feel the rush?
♪ A burst of cold that sets your cheeks aflush ♪
♪ The colored lights so bright you can't adjust. ♪
♪ They blink in harmony
[knock at the door]
Hi.
Surprise!
I know I said I was busy but I figured
you might need a burger right about now.
Am I right?
I totally forgot to pick up dinner.
Yeah, come in.
I'll grab plates.
How's it going?
I have to come up with an idea for a whole new toy line
and learn everything about Hanukkah,
in the next week.
Is there anything you need?
It's gonna be a long night.
Would you mind getting me a coffee?
Actually, I thought you might say that.
Which is why I already got you one.
It's black.
Which is better for work
as opposed to that Non-Fat triple cinnamon thing you get.
You're the best.
No, no, no...
Oh, come on! Foul!
Are you watching the game here?
My cable's out, babe.
I'll be out of your hair as soon as it's over.
I'm not in your way am I?
Oh, no, not at all.
Come on!
Unbelievable.
-Here. -Thanks.
I'm just gonna grab...
Hit the three, hit the three...
[alarm buzzes]
[Christy] It's just a large sugar free pumpkin spice latte
with soy milk, no foam, an extra espresso sh*t
served at 120 degrees
and filled three quarters of the way up in this cup.
With no whip cream please, this time.
You're definitely getting whip cream.
Excuse me?
Oh, nothing, nothing...
Probably extra whip cream.
Are you insinuating that my order
warrants them getting it wrong?
I would never insinuate that.
So, what exactly is wrong with my order?
It's a little complicated.
They offer something I like here
and I want to enjoy it.
In your own mug, no less.
That's better for the environment.
You know, things worth doing are worth doing right.
I'm just saying, some of us might be running late.
Maybe allow more time to get where you're going.
My dad says "better to be waiting than waited on."
I like that. I'll have to remember that one.
Sugar free soy pumpkin,
extra sh*t served at exactly 120 degrees.
Extra whip cream.
Thank you so much.
Keep the change.
Hey, I'm at Happy Goat, you would not believe today.
Anyway, I'm excited to meet Alex's teacher.
See you soon.
Oh, I didn't order a muffin.
This isn't just any muffin.
This is an apology muffin.
Are apology muffins any good?
They're delicious. They have to be.
Listen, before, I was...
Insanely rude!
Yeah, and I'm sorry.
I like that you have a mug for the environment.
Apology muffin accepted.
And...
Are you waiting for me to apologize?
That's how an apology muffin works.
You can't just make up muffin rules.
It took two of us to be rude in that run in.
You were way more rude.
You're both here!
Hey Samantha?
You already met. Great! Let's get started.
We are definitely not getting started.
More like we're finished here. Nice to see you.
Wait, what's happening?
Stop!
Christy, you have eight days to get your act together
and Jonathan here is an amazing teacher.
See? Some people think I'm amazing.
And you!
You told me at post parent teacher conference drinks
that your girlfriend's family is flying in for Christmas,
and how much do you know about Christmas?
How much?
Nothing.
Nothing!
Christy, do you think you can help with that?
What's a post parent-teacher conference drinks?
The only way parents and teachers actually
get to know each other.
Now, did you hear what he just said?
Yeah, and I still don't think I can learn a thing from this man.
She's incorrigible!
[musical ringtone]
Hey.
No I'm just finishing up.
A wreath? Sure.
What was the other thing?
Fruitcake?
No problem. Will pick both up.
You don't know what a fruitcake is, do you?
Of course I know what a fruitcake is!
I just didn't think people actually eat them.
[laughs]
What gave you that idea?
Every Christmas episode of every TV show, ever.
Well they're delicious, but only if you know
where to get them.
Do you?
Well Christy does.
She can teach you about fruitcake, gingerbread houses
and adorable ugly-sweaters.
And Christy, Jonathan can teach you about...
I don't know.
Chicken soup, maybe?
Is that a Hanukkah thing?
You really know a place where I can get a good fruitcake?
I know three.
And a nice wreath joint.
There's different types of wreaths?
You don't need soup for Hanukkah
but you do need potato latkes
and it's best if they're homemade.
Alright, what if, and this is a big what if,
we put our differences aside...
Just for the time being.
For the time being, exactly.
Long enough...
To help each other out.
Apology muffin accepted.
I should get back to the office, you got this.
So when's the big client dinner?
Christmas Eve, ironically.
Which is also the last night of Hanukkah.
Eight days from now.
Sorta funny, huh?
Is it? How come?
Eight days of Hanukkah? Nothing?
Now I see why Samantha called me,
should we get started right away?
Sure, is there a Hanukkah thing we can do now?
Let's see, we can't light the menorah
until after sundown...
That's it! Let's get you a menorah.
Great! That's like...
a candle holder, right?
We really have a lot of work ahead of us.
Come on.
[Christy] Okay, let me get this straight.
So every night you light one more candle.
And you always use the middle one
to light the others?
The shamash.
That's how you say it.
OK, so tonight, the first night,
you would have the candle on the right and the...
"Sh-mash" in the middle.
Look at you, you're a natural.
This is it.
What is this?
A good place to start...
After you.
It's beautiful.
Jewish traditions go back 6000 years.
No, you see, that's backwards.
You read Hebrew from right-to-left.
Here, let me show you.
I was hoping you were here.
Of course I'm here, where else would I be?
Savta, we need a menorah. Can you help us?
You know where they are.
Thank you, I'll be right back.
So much tradition.
It's wonderful.
The story of the Jewish people is a long one.
Seems like it's all about family and community.
These things are important.
The most important.
Found the perfect one.
You never introduce, Yonny.
Sorry, savta.
This is Christy. Christy this is Tovah.
Shaloam.
I'm sorry, is it Tovah or savta?
Oh, ha, no -- Tovah is her name.
Savta is what she is.
It means grandmother.
How much for the menorah?
Oh, let me see...
Another kiss.
Thank you.
So, tell me, this one.
She's the new girlfriend?
No, savta.
She's a... student.
Ah.
So, how long did they hold you back?
Is that Jonathan in those pictures?
Oh yeah.
[all talking over each other]
Shh!
He's been to Egypt, he's been to China...
[Christy] You've been all over.
Every year, new adventure.
I believe you need to see things
outside of your own perspective
to truly understand the world.
You may like it, you may hate it, but at least...
You know for yourself.
That's right.
My yonny's impressive, huh?
Thank you, okay.
We're done here.
Let's start learning about Hanukkah
with your new Menorah.
What? You start learning with the menorah?
Yeah, what's wrong with that?
Personally, I would start with latkes.
You learn better on full stomach.
She's not wrong.
She never is.
You don't have time for lunch, do you?
I had lunch plans with Heather,
I hope you don't mind if she joins us.
Not at all.
I'll get a sense of what she expects for Christmas Eve.
So your boyfriend doesn't mind spending Christmas Eve
at a work event?
Heather would k*ll me.
Peter's not much for the holidays.
-Surprised? -A little bit.
To be honest, me too,
but we can't help who we fall for.
Look at me, I never expected to be planning a winter wonderland
in my apartment,
but if Heather's dad doesn't like me it's over.
Cool, so no pressure.
Yeah, none at all.
Did you always want to teach?
No ma'am.
I was going to be an adventurous archaeologist.
Because...
Indiana Jones.
That's right.
No one told me there'd be a decade of student loans
before one treasure hunt
so like our friend, Indie,
I took a part-time gig teaching.
Turns out, I love it.
You found your passion.
I can relate.
Hello, hello... Am I late?
It was hard to find.
-Hey, no. -Hi.
Heather, Christy, Christy, Heather.
Girlfriend extraordinaire.
You must be Jonathan's new Hanukkah student.
Part time student, part time teacher,
full time hungry.
You're a teacher as well?
We ordered those potato pancakes
and jelly doughnuts I told you about.
I know, crazy lunch, but it's all for the lessons.
Isn't Hanukkah random?
I know, right?
Like, why eight days?
Why not cap it at a week?
Well, there's a miracle involved.
Listening.
[Jonathan] So 2200 years ago
a small Hebrew army
fought back to drive their GrecoSyrian invaders
out of Israel,
but upon their return they discovered
their holiest temple has been desecrated!
That's intense.
Very intense.
Time was running out to restore the temple,
and the Maccabees, the family in charge of the rebellion,
only had enough oil to light one lamp.
There's a miracle a-coming.
The oil, which was only enough for one night mind you,
miraculously lasted for...
Eight nights!
That's right.
The Maccabees were able to finish
restoring their holy temple.
In honor of this miracle, we light the menorah
for eight nights
and display the flames for the world to see.
That's why Hanukkah is called the Festival of Light.
That's a pretty cool story.
OK, so these are the Latkes
and those are the sofganyot.
I'm gonna dig right in.
That is like a Jelly Doughnut on performing enhancing steroids.
The secret ingredient is love.
The secret ingredient is sugar.
That too...
Wait!
Try it with sour cream.
[Christy] Really? That's very random.
Not random, it's traditional.
But, if you don't want to be traditional...
No, no! I'll do it.
Pretty good right?
Amazing!
[phone ringtone]
Oh, sorry.
You know what? I've got to take this.
Hello? Hi.
You didn't tell her about the Christmas lessons, did you?
Of course not, I want it to be a surprise.
What if it doesn't work out?
What if I'm just bad at Christmas?
Of course it's going to work out.
I, too, am an excellent teacher.
Tomorrow we switch gears, focus on my favorite thing
in the world bar none.
Christmas.
Though sour cream and latkes are creeping up on that list.
Can you meet me at Tinsel Town after work?
Perfect. Yes. Totally.
One question...
What's a Tinsel Town?
[alarm goes off]
It's OK, everything is OK.
Things are never OK when you start a sentence like that.
Pat just heard David invited Toys & Tricks to his party.
Toys & Tricks? Why? They're the worst!
The board loved the idea of having a new line of toys
pitched so much that now they want options.
Ugh!
So, it's a competition and I still have nothing.
You are the best at this and I say that knowing full well
you already bought my Secret Santa gift.
You can do this.
Oh, hey, you're here.
We did say six, right?
I kind of figured you'd be late.
Better to be waiting than waited on, right
You remembered?
Yeah, it left an impression.
Lesson one.
Festive on the outside, festive on the inside.
We need more green. More red.
More tinsel.
Luckily, we're in the right town...
-Let's go. -Okay.
♪
♪ Let's get together ♪
♪ On Christmas Day
And this place just pops up around Christmas time?
Most of these places have store fronts elsewhere
but they come here for the weeks leading up to Christmas.
Let's see...
Doesn't match those pretty eyes.
I used to come here every year growing up.
Those memories are so special.
It's hard to keep up them the older you get.
Yeah. Life gets in the way.
When I first moved to the city
I went home once a month.
Then less so when I met Peter.
Found my dream job, but all of a sudden
it's a few times a year.
It's important to make time around the holidays.
Exactly.
Which is why we have PreChristmas Eve Eve.
I'm sorry... PreChristmas Eve Eve?
Yeah.
My family always makes time on the 23rd.
No exceptions.
Even this year, with your big event?
Yeah, which is why I have to to come up with
my toy line idea before then.
Samantha says if anyone can do it, it's you.
She's sweet...
and trying to stay on my good side.
I'm her Secret Santa.
Secret Santa is the one where you fight your friends
over gifts.
Oh, Jonathan...
Fruit cake!
Thank you.
What's wrong with people on TV?
This is so good.
See?
Did you light the menorah last night?
I didn't remember what to do.
You're not used to it.
I'll video chat you tonight to help you...
And make sure you don't burn down your place.
Yeah, that sounds like the way to go.
[knock on the door]
Come in, come in, I don't want the latkes to burn.
The doesn't sound like a real word.
You're gonna be my guinea pig.
Looks like you're making guinea pig.
No, these are delicious! Come on. Sit, sit!
Wait, you need sour cream.
Nope, I'm out.
You don't know what you're missing.
That's OK. It's not my thing.
You need to try things outside your perspective
to better understand the world.
For real, thank you, but no thank you!
More for me.
You nail the pitch down yet?
I'm having trouble getting started.
What do you think is holding you back?
I haven't found the right inspiration.
The moment hasn't hit.
Well I'm gonna watch the game.
You want to order some Chinese?
If you want.
That will never work.
It's a great idea.
Stockbroker Action Figures?
Do they fight tax crime or something?
No. They look cool.
Maybe we could teach kids about...
Stocks, I guess.
Sure, whatever. As long as it looks cool.
OK, you need to go home
so I can get some serious work done.
By the way, I'm not gonna be able to make
Pre-Christmas Eve eve.
How come?
I trying to end the year big
so I'll be working late a lot until year end.
If it helps, it's not really my thing.
You guys all have your inside jokes
and you're really, really into Christmas.
I just don't really belong.
Besides I need to put in the hours
so we can start planning the future.
Shouldn't we also be enjoying life now?
Babe, that doesn't really make sense.
Stockbroker Action Figures.
Think about it.
[computer beeps]
Hey, guess what time it is?
Menorah time!
Hold on, hold on...
Hey, candles look great.
OK remember how we practiced.
Ba-ruch A-tah Ado-nai
E-lo-he-nu
Me- lech ha-olam...
A-sher ki-de-sha-nu
be-mitz-vo-tav
vetzi-va-nu
le-had-lik ner
Cha-nu-kah.
Wonderful! Trust me, it'll get easier.
That was fun!
OK, my turn...
Your turn? What do you mean?
Huh? Huh?
Ta da!
I made it myself, what do you think?
It's an "A" for effort for sure!
Oh man, really? That bad?
No, no, it's actually pretty good.
You'll get better.
So I know tomorrow is Saturday
but are you around to meet me for our next lesson?
Text me the address and time.
Great.
Remember how we say goodbye?
Chag Sameach.
Really close.
A little more hah.
Chag Sameach.
Like you have a little phlegm in your throat.
Chag Sameach.
Perfect.
And Merry Christmas to you too.
Bye.
[alarm buzzes]
♪ Saint Nick I've been decking my halls ♪
♪ Dressed up, I'm the belle of the ball ♪
♪ Dasher, Dancer
♪ You'll be my Blitzen
♪ Your cheeks looking like they taste sweet ♪
Well that's strange...
♪ Let's make the best of it ♪
♪ Just me and you ♪
♪ Saint Nick, you're a magic trick ♪
♪ wanna light you up with kisses ♪
[Jonathan] Alright, one, two?
We've got a two for one deal, yes?
Did you tell them about that?
Right, for you sir.
Not quite what you were expecting, huh?
What are you doing?
It was your idea, sort of.
Every year I do a fundraiser for my class.
You made me realize people are desperate
for good fruitcake.
Then showed me this place. It's perfect.
I love it so, don't take this the wrong way but;
what does this have to do with Hanukkah?
A large part of Judaism is community.
Holidays are not just for celebrating
but for giving back.
I wanted to show you how we...
I mean, you don't have to stay if you don't want to.
No, no, no. It's on my list!
Spirit of giving.
I guess it can count for both of us.
How can I help?
We could use your business skills,
your business acumen.
Guys, this is Christy.
She's a professional, so we're in good hands here.
-I mean... -Right?
Hey Alex, your mom said you'd be here.
Do I get a discount because I'm in Mr. Silver's class?
Oh, you are? That'll be three fifty.
You're tougher than Mr. Silver.
Is he tough?
He's like, the right amount of tough.
He says "you learn by doing for yourself,".
He's kind of right, isn't he?
He's fun.
You tell anyone I gave this to you
and there's going to be trouble.
Hey buddy, up top.
How do they have all that energy?
Natural sugar!
Oh no, you've been dipping into your own supply.
Thank you for coming out today.
I should get home and wrap some gifts.
That's on my list too!
Do you know how to wrap them properly?
Properly? What are you saying?
There's a proper way to wrap gifts?
Here, have this.
Then come to my place where I can show you
how to wrap like a pro.
Great. That'll be $3.50.
It's for a really good cause.
OK, OK,
OK this way...
You get eight gifts for each person?
A gift per night.
It sounds like a lot but they're mostly small
and then one or two big ones.
You have no idea how many pairs of socks I had as a kid.
This is so exciting.
Wrapping is an art form and I am like Monet.
I have a kit.
Is this what my place is going to look like when we're done?
That is the plan.
You ready?
Oh wow, you weren't kidding.
Let's do this.
[Christy] Dragons?
-Nice. -Right?
This is so cute.
The best idea I have so far is "Stockbroker Action Figures."
Do they fight tax crime or something?
I know.
Oh, no you have to make it a little more even.
Even okay.
A lot of it is caring.
If you care enough to put the effort in, it shows.
You want to know what makes the perfect gift?
Listening.
If you listen hard enough,
people will tell you what they want.
That's how I try to deal with my students, actually.
You're wonderful with your students.
I hope I can relate to my kids... you know, eventually.
So you're thinking about having kids?
Yeah, I mean, we're not there yet but...
one day, hopefully.
I get kids.
We're kindred spirits.
That's why I love working with them.
Just don't tell Heather.
"Don't tell Heather?"
You know how it is.
When you're with someone you make adjustments.
Sure.
Oh no...
Mayday!
Okay, hold on.
[phone rings]
I have to...
Yeah, yeah, of course...
Hey Sam, what's up? Everything okay?
Pat called me in.
He heard Toys & Tricks have something up their sleeve
and wanted me to do some digging around.
Can you come in?
-Of course. -Great.
-I'll see you soon. -Okay, bye.
I have to go into the office...
Yeah, of course, I understand...
It's not... anything... like...
No, no, I know.
Okay.
You know that Stockbroker thing you mentioned?
What if it came with, like, a comic book that taught kids
lessons about economics and stuff?
There might be something there.
Good, everyone is here.
So I had this idea...
Well let's hear it because rumor has it
Toys & Tricks have something great.
Government Reps?
I was thinking the best toys make learning fun.
Maybe there's a way to make our most inspiring
congressmen and women into action figures?
Yeah, it's not there yet...
It's perfect. Do it!
No it's too boring. It's just a seed.
Sounds like a winner to me.
Me too.
I'm making an executive decision.
We're going with this.
Take tomorrow off, but get a prototype together for Monday.
Good work team!
Did he just give me Sunday off?
Sort of.
Between us, the pitch isn't there yet,
but focus on the comic book aspect.
That's a real selling point in this market.
Have you ever considered jumping into sales?
Oh, I'm just an assistant here...
You're always current with trends.
You're a ball of energy.
Half the things Pat knows come from you.
If I get promoted there'd be a spot open...
Let's worry first about getting you promoted.
Actually first let's both get out of here.
Bye.
Hey babe, what's up?
I actually have the day off tomorrow.
Wanna go out to dinner?
Great!
Actually I want to talk to you about something.
Yeah? What's that?
It's kind of of an in person talk...
Dinner at our spot?
I can't wait!
[phone rings]
Hey! Is it menorah time?
Nice! Let's do it.
Sweet, hey, I know tomorrow is Sunday,
but would you have time for a lesson?
Sure. What do you have in mind?
Umm...
[alarm buzzes]
This one looks nice.
I didn't realize you live in a shoe.
Fine. I get it.
Think bigger!
Can I ask you something random?
Why do you think my friend won't apply to a job
she'd be amazing at?
Is this Samantha?
Let's call her... "Pamantha."
Well I don't know about... Pamantha,
but if one of my students isn't applying themselves
it's usually insecurity.
Like if they don't try they won't fail, you know?
But if they don't try they won't succeed either!
Exactly.
That's the lesson I try to teach them.
You're so good with kids.
You have to have a ton of your own, you know that, right?
I'm not going to lie, I've pictured that but...
Expectations change.
I get it.
Does Peter want kids?
Yeah I think he does.
That's great!
Yeah... It is.
Everyone who knows you trusts your instincts.
Maybe you should follow their lead and trust them too.
And I am going to trust mine!
Yes!
Oh yes.
Too big!
Perfect.
I've created a monster.
I love this tree. This tree screams Christmas.
I love it.
What were you thinking?
You said follow your instincts.
No, you said that.
Somebody said it.
Do you mind grabbing that box in my back seat?
Sure.
Thanks.
What is all this?
My back-up decorations.
You have back up decorations?
Uh, yeah.
We only have an hour so we won't finish
but we can get started.
Hope you don't mind I asked Peter to pick me up here
to buy some time.
Yeah, sure.
What do you think?
Can we turn this place into a Christmas wonderland?
It's gonna take some work, but yes!
Okay, so a lot of work.
-Which way is the... -No, uh no.
Let's not with this, no.
Jonathan.
So I got a phone call and I showed up
and the cops were there.
It became an international incident.
Stop it! They did not!
The moral of the story is never trust a bunch of 13 year-olds
pick a spot for lunch in Morocco.
[both laugh]
Peter will be here any minute.
Then, before it's too late...
You learn by doing for yourself.
Ba-ruch A-tah Ado-nai
E-lo-he-nu
Me- lech ha-olam...
A-sher ki-de-sha-nu
be-mitz-vo-tav...
Vaz-man hah-zay.
Great.
[knock on the door]
Do you mind if I freshen up?
Yeah of course, up the stairs on the right.
Thank you.
Hey, you must be Peter.
So they tell me.
Jonathan. Christy is just freshening up.
Do you want a drink or anything?
I'm great, thanks.
Wow.
Why didn't you buy the big one?
You couldn't pay me to get that thing into my place.
Can't stand the mess.
Nice apartment, though.
What do you do Johnny?
High school teacher.
Wow, that's great.
I'm in stocks myself. For now.
Christy and I, we got big plans.
In fact, once she lands this promotion
I've set her up to leverage it.
Leverage it?
It's a bit of a surprise,
but I got her an interview at National Bank.
With the new title she'll get it for sure.
Does Christy want to be a banker?
Wants to?
It's a 20% pay-bump.
I thought Christy loved working with toys.
Who actually loves what they do, right?
I do.
Great, great.
Hey, thanks for waiting.
Ready to go?
Sure am.
Nice to meet you Johnny.
Petey...
Oh, my jacket.
I'll pull the car around.
Hey, wait.
Peter was saying something that...
Never mind.
Enjoy your dinner.
What were you gonna say?
It's none of my business,
but you and Peter may be on different pages.
What does that mean?
I don't know, I thought you were passionate
about your work, not money or titles.
I am.
Then you shouldn't settle for less..
What about you?
You've all but given up on having your own kids.
-That's different. -Is it?
We're talking about you.
The same person who orders coffee
right down to the temperature
should fight for what she wants in her relationship.
You're right.
This is none of your business.
Why did I say that?
I'm talking to a tree...
You think they'll get mad if I just want meat?
I'm trying to stick to my keto diet.
Babe, you okay?
What? Oh yes.
Keto. Sounds delicious.
I get it.
You're thinking about work.
I'm sure your idea is great.
Yeah.
OK, I was going to surprise you with this a little later
but seeing as how you need a pick me up...
Peter this is not the right time for...
Paperwork?
It's National Bank's application.
For an interview I set up.
Interview?
I had to pull a few strings but, it was worth it.
Of course it's contingent on a higher role so,
you have to land that promotion.
These are the future plans you wanted to talk about.
Exciting, right?
It's not what imagined, Peter...
Like I was telling Johnny,
a couple of years at the bank and then...
We are gold.
You talked to Jonathan about this?
But boy did he not get it.
[laughs]
Some people just completely miss the point, you know?
Yeah, I guess some people do.
Waiter!
A bottle of champagne.
[alarm buzzes]
[groans]
I know that look.
That's your gameface, "I got this" look?
It's very rough.
I see that.
We can release it with this comic.
It's educational and, you know, fun.
That's a great idea.
-It's missing something. -You'll get there.
What are you basing that on?
You. I am basing that on you.
If any one can do this...
It's you.
Hold me.
OK, you can do this.
[Jingle Bells ringtone]
Hey dad, what's up?
Merry pre Pre-Christmas eve-eve!
I'm super excited too, but...
Oh, I don't like "buts."
Peter can't make it.
Working out or a game's on?
Probably both.
We'll set up a spot just in case he frees up.
Everything OK otherwise?
Not really.
Things are... tough.
I'm sorry to hear that sweetheart.
I know you're going to get through it.
Everyone keeps saying that, how do you all know?
[Dad] Because we have faith in you
even when you don't have faith in yourself.
You'll find it soon enough.
What do I do until then?
Get yourself some coffee?
That's a pretty good idea, Dad. Thank you.
I'll talk to you later, bye.
I know you.
You're the Hanukkah girl.
Hi, Heather, yes, Christy.
Jonathan keeps saying how amazing everything's are going.
Well he's a wonderful teacher.
I mean his students, they must just love him, right?
Everyone loves him.
Well, maybe everyone.
He's supposed to be meeting my dad this week.
That's gonna be a tough one.
You kidding? You have nothing to worry about.
Jonathan's amazing!
Yeah he is...
You said it yourself.
Who doesn't love him, right?
Yeah, no one.
Ice green tea with almond milk for Heather.
Oh, that's mine.
Thanks.
It was nice to bump into you.
I have some thinking to do, so...
-See you. -Bye.
Large sugar free pumpkin spice latte with soy milk,
no foam, an extra espresso sh*t at 120 degrees.
With no whip cream.
You got it right!
Sorry about before.
It was my first week and I kept messing up.
No, it's okay.
I kind thought you were getting it wrong on purpose.
Why?
[Christy] It was an annoying order, I know...
No way!
There's nothing wrong with getting exactly what you want.
Tovah, hi, it's Christy, Jonathan's...
Girlfriend.
Friend.
Oh, right.
What do I know?
Are you alright sweetheart? Is everything OK?
I need to buy something special for someone
to say "I'm sorry."
And do I know this someone?
You might.
Is he the one that should be apologizing?
I should be the one to go first.
Do you have any idea of what I can get him?
I think I can help.
Come on.
[knock on the door]
[both] I'm sorry.
Come in.
I should never have said anything.
Who am I to give anyone advice on...
Please, just open this.
I had one just like it in my room when I was a kid.
That's why your grandmother thought
it would make such a great gift.
You shouldn't have after what I said.
I shouldn't hide what I want from...
Anyone.
Thank you for telling me that.
Wait right here.
An apology sofganyot.
Thank you.
Jonathan! You didn't finish?
It takes so much work to finish a tree.
Yes, yes it does.
Okay, I've gotta go now
but I'll come by tomorrow before I go to my parents'
and help you finish.
I would like that very much.
[both] Cheers.
♪ Tis the season
♪ You can feel it in the air ♪
♪ There is a reason
♪ It's a time beyond compare. ♪
That looks great!
You scared me.
Hey, I'm glad you're here.
Can you put together some sales stats
for me on educational toys?
Just something I can show David if he asks?
Sure! I'd love to!
[ringtone]
You're calling to say you will be there tonight after all!
Actually, I'm callinge because my boss gave me box tickets
to the game tomorrow.
David's holiday party is tomorrow.
I know, but you know how my boss is.
When she asks, she's not really asking.
I get it.
Listen I gotta go.
I need to make sure this toy is ready.
Say hi to your folks tonight for me.
[knock on the door]
OK, we don't have a lot of time
and a ton of work to do...
This looks exactly the same as when we stopped.
Whoa, what's wrong?
Wrong? Oh, no, it's good news.
We don't have to finish the tree.
Well, why not?
Seems like Heather thinks it's too soon
for me to meet her dad.
And for us to spend the holidays together.
And be in a relationship...
You broke up?
Apparently we were "moving too fast"
and she was sure "her dad was going to love me"
and that it would make things "too hard."
What does that even mean?
I'm so sorry, Jonathan.
Honestly, the more I think about it the more it feels right.
Heather was great,
but we really did see the world differently.
Guess I don't have to impress her family anymore.
Will lighting the menorah help?
I tried, it didn't help much.
A pile of latkes sorta did.
I have an amazing idea!
I don't like the sound of this.
How did you talk me into this?
You had no plans tonight, all those presents...
What were you going to do? Stay home and mope?
Yeah, I had moping and feeling sorry for myself all lined up.
You're gonna love my family
and they already have a seat set up,
shame for it go to waste.
They couldn't put in a little effort
to make it festive around here?
[Christy laughs]
I never grow tired of hearing you laugh.
-Hey, Dad. -Hey there.
-How are you kiddo? -Good.
Dad this is Jonathan,
Jonathan this is my dad.
Jonathan, great to finally meet you.
Hope you like eggnog.
I'm not sure. Never had it before.
Alright then, this is gonna be fun.
Please, come on in.
Can I?
So, Christy tells us you're a teacher.
Middle school. Yes.
More than just middle school.
She's been teaching me as much as I've been teaching her.
I don't know about that.
[all laugh]
I'm sorry, is that the Dead Sea?
Actually it is, yeah. Here's the Taj Mahal.
And is this the Amazon?
I may be spoiled but they could use air-conditioning.
-Mom. -What?
To know something you really have to experience it,
don't you think?
I definitely do.
Come on in and meet everyone.
That was delicious.
Thank you.
Wait til you have mom's pie.
Is there a special pie for Hanukkah, Jonathan?
We don't really do pie,
but we have sofganyot...
They're like amazing jelly donuts
baked in this awesome way, to put it technically.
I think we had those in Israel, didn't we dear?
You're right, yup. Sugar on top.
Absolutely delicious.
[all laugh] [distant singing]
You hear that?
The carolers are here!
They're outside. Please, come.
Come on, everybody!
Time for another lesson.
[carolers] ♪ Joy.
♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪
♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪
♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪
♪ and a Happy New Year!
[all cheer]
[whispering]
♪ Hanukkah, Oh, Hanukkah,
♪ Let's light the menorah.
♪ Let's have a party we'll all dance the hora ♪
♪ Gather round the table, we'll give you a treat ♪
♪ Dreidels to play with and lattkes to eat ♪
♪ And while we are playing
♪ The candles are burning low
♪ One for each night, they shed a sweet light ♪
♪ To remind us of days long ago ♪
[all cheer]
Thank you guys, so much.
Where did that come from?
Hanukkah songs!
We also have them.
It was going to be one of my lessons.
Thank you, have a great night.
[all] Thank you.
Not a bad haul for your first White Elephant.
I'm so sorry I stole it.
You can definitely have it back...
Really?
-Yeah. -No, I'm just kidding.
It's all yours.
You have to come back next year.
Careful, I'll take you up on that.
Expect that.
Bye my darling.
-I love you. -I love you too.
Travel safe, okay? Bye.
-Thank you guys. -You're welcome.
-Bye. -Goodnight.
Your family's something else.
That's what it's all about.
Christmas I mean.
The tree, the food, the gifts,
it's all great but,
when it comes down to it,
what makes it truly special
is just being with the people you love.
That's my last lesson.
When you understand that, you understand Christmas.
Well what do you know?
Another thing Christmas and Hanukkah have in common.
[alarm buzzes]
OK, so, don't be mad.
I'll tell you the same thing I tell Alex when she says that --
no deal.
I gave Pat your statistic reports.
Why?
Because you are amazing at research
and would be a huge asset to sales if you tried.
But you weren't going to try so...
I tricked you.
And?
And he said it's exactly what he needed.
And that as soon as there's an opening
he would offer you the job.
Well can you go and get promoted,
so that job in sales opens up?
Definitely!
Don't stay too late, it's Christmas Eve!
And wish me luck.
Good luck!
Hey, where's Peter?
Babe, what are you doing here?
I came to talk... What's going on?
You remember the guys from the office.
We're getting ready for the big game.
Your boss invited all of you?
Not exactly.
We found out this morning she had to fly out of town
and can't make it.
Luckily for us she gave me the tickets
so, we're all going.
I came here to tell you that I didn't really need you
to come tonight.
Great!
But I wanted you to.
Oh.
Peter I thought the reason you weren't coming
was because of work.
It is.
But I kinda really want to go to the game too...
Besides I didn't want to get in the way while you worked.
You didn't ask me what I wanted though, did you?
I...
Wow, you look wonderful.
Sorry to stop by unannounced,
I'm just on my way to the dinner and wanted to thank you.
You were a great student.
Not for the lessons, for the support.
I don't know what's going to happen tonight
but I do know what I want now.
And I'm gonna go for it.
Is Peter going to join you at the party?
Oh, I don't think that's going to happen...
Seeing as how we just broke up.
I'm so sorry. Come in.
What happened?
I realized we've been holding on to the idea
of each other for so long
we'd lost sight of what we really wanted...
Wow.
What do you think?
It's beautiful but...
why?
It occurred to me last night
that we put so much effort into this,
it would be a shame not to finish it.
I was going to send you a picture
but now that you're here, what do you think?
Did I do it right?
Things worth doing, are worth doing right.
I remembered you were admiring it so...
Why don't you come with me tonight?
To the party? Do you need me to?
No... But I want you to.
Give me a minute...
What do you think?
I think you need to wear suits more often.
Of all the years I've been teaching,
the past few days have been the most inspiring.
I bet you say that to all your students.
Is that?
Yeah.
I was trying to be as authentic as possible.
I don't know how to tell you this
but, that's parsley.
That's not mistletoe.
There's a difference between parsley...
-Yeah, a little bit. -Good to know.
[both laugh]
-It's pretty close, though. -Yeah, super.
Thank you very much, very nice of you to say,
credit goes to my lovely wife as always.
Thank you so much for coming, it's great to see you.
Christy Dickinson, so nice to see you.
And who is this?
This is Jonathan, and Jonathan this is David,
our gracious host.
-You have a beautiful home. -Thank you, Jonathan.
Welcome.
And these are for you.
My my, do you mind if I open them now?
[Christy] Go for it.
Just like my Savta used to make in Israel.
My goodness, where did you find these?
I made them, actually.
Fancy that. Enjoy the party.
Please, both of you. Pat's over there, FYI.
We'll be lighting the candles shortly,
I'll find you.
Enjoy.
Is it too late to make a break for it?
If you need a distraction just give me the signal
and I'll break into "Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah."
Perfect.
-Shall we? -Sure.
[both] Thank you.
What is this?
David's wife grew up with Christmas.
They incorporate it into the Hanukkah party every year.
He meant it when they said they go all out.
Beautiful.
Sure is...
Would have been really useful information about a week ago.
Pat, this is Jonathan.
Have you seen Toys & Tricks yet?
Oh yes.
And you'll never guess who they're newest employee is.
Edgar works for Toys & Tricks?
As of yesterday.
Seems he had information they found very useful.
Oh, no... How bad?
Hope you brought your A-Game.
So we don't like Edgar?
Mmm mmm.
Ladies and gentlemen.
May I have your attention please?
It's time to light the menorah
one last time this year.
Usually we offer this honor to one of our special guests...
An expert, perhaps?
You got this.
It would be an honor, David.
♪ Ba-ruch A-tah Ado-nai
♪ E-lo-he-nu Me- lech ha-olam
♪ a-sher ki-de-sha-nu be- mitz-vo-tav ♪
♪ ve-tzi-va-nu le-had-lik ner ♪
♪ Cha-nu-kah.
♪ Ba-ruch A-tah Ado-nai
♪ E-lo-he-nu Me- lech Ha-olam ♪
♪ she-a-sa ni-sim la-avo- te-nu ♪
♪ ba-ya-mim ha-hem
♪ bi-zman ha- zeh.
[all] Amen.
Thank you Christy
and thank you everyone for coming.
Please enjoy the rest of the evening!
It's such a pleasure having you here.
I probably shouldn't say this
but I do hope your idea is better than Toys & Tricks.
You didn't like theirs?
I'm not thrilled with it but the board thinks
they're the more economical option.
It will be hard to convince them otherwise.
Well if you have a minute I can grab my prototype.
I think you'll like it.
As long as it's not as boring as
"Congressional Action Figures."
Congressional Action Figures?
That was their idea.
It's not terrible but...
a little boring.
Your boyfriend is wonderful with kids, by the way.
Oh, he's not...
Thank you.
Okay, I'll be back guys.
Hey, what happened?
That jerk Edgar stole my idea!
What? How?
Doesn't matter, because my gut was right,
it boring.
Still, now I have nothing to show David...
You never got to teach me dreidel.
[Jonathan] You think you could use this somehow?
Nope. I got nothing.
Well it wasn't my favorite game growing up anyway.
My favorite game was this Hanukkah game I made up
called Maccabees vs. The Greeks.
What did you say?
Maccabees vs. The Greeks.
I had to play make believe
since they didn't actually have toys for it...
I could kiss you!
What's that now?
And here we are, so how about that pitch?
Oh I can't just yet because...
Jonathan wanted to lead everyone in song!
I did?
You sure did!
And drag it out!
Alright.
Hope you're all having a great evening.
You all know this holiday classic.
♪ Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah
♪ Come light the menorah
♪ Let's have a party We'll all dance the hora ♪
♪ Gather 'round the table, we'll give you a treat ♪
♪ ...are playing The candles are burning low ♪
What was I thinking?
Okay...
♪ One for each night, they shed a sweet light ♪
♪ To remind us of days long ago. ♪
♪ One for each night, they shed a sweet light ♪
♪ To remind us of days long ago. ♪
[all laugh]
That was perfect.
Great! Why did I do that?
Jonathan, that was wonderful.
Yes. It was, wasn't it?
As is this...
What is this?
A Maccabee.
A Maccabee?
It's just a rough prototype, we'll fill in the details
but remember growing up
how you used to have to pretend to be a Maccabee
because there was no toy out there to play with?
Yes, yes that's exactly right.
Well now there could be.
Not just the Maccabees,
an entire biblical themed
action figure toy line.
David the King!
Yes! Ruth and Esther!
Everyone!
And, every action figure would have their own comic book
to tell their story.
Kids would learn while they played.
This is...
A game changer!
This is what we should be working on!
You think the board will go along with it?
Oh yes, yes I do.
It's economical, fills a hole in the market,
and it's actually good.
Christy, do you want to be in business together?
That's exactly what I want, David.
Can I... Keep this for a bit?
It's all yours.
Maccabee.
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Are you kidding? That was all you!
You're amazing.
Next time, for reference...
That's mistletoe.
There she is!
The board loved it! Everyone loved it.
Congratulations, Christie.
It is a fantastic toy line.
I was just telling David how, as our new senior designer,
we could not be prouder of you.
When can we launch?
We'll rush it so it's out by April.
So soon?
Oh, I get it.
You want to be ready for Passover.
That's exactly right.
Come on Pat, I've got a bottle of 72 red
that is just dying to be opened.
I can't wait to teach you all about the Passover Seder.
He said April, right?
Is it anything like Easter?
♪
♪ Saint Nick I've been decking my halls ♪
♪ Dressed up, I'm the belle of the ball ♪
♪ Dasher, Dancer
♪ You'll be my Blitzen
♪ Your cheeks looking like they taste sweet ♪
♪ Your eyes follow me with a wink ♪
♪ Comet, Cupid
♪ I'll be your Vixen
♪ But Santa Baby, I forget the rules ♪
♪ You only come once a year, I gotta have you ♪
♪ Oh Santa baby, you're just here for you ♪
♪ Let's make the best of it just me and you ♪
♪ Saint Nick, you're a magic trick ♪
♪ wanna light you up in kisses ♪
♪ I dream of your sleigh bell ride ♪
♪ How can I become your Mrs?
♪ Oh babe I'm gonna stand in line ♪
♪ gonna whisper you my wishes
♪ Just want a candy cane ♪
♪ and a photo of you for Christmas ♪
♪
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