Pimento University.
Pimento U.
Good old PU
Pimento U, oh sweet P.U.,
thy fragrant odor scents the air.
Pox on Yale,
pooh-pooh Perdue,
Pimento U, my college fair.
Out and away, the most
popular fellows a... er...
Ahem.
Out and away, the most popular fellows at
old P.U. are the
three Dover Boys.
Tom, the fun-loving
member of the trio, d*ck,
a serious lad of 18 summers,
plus a winter
in Florida, as seen in the Dover
Boys at the Everglades, and... um...
Larry, the youngest of
the three jer-er, brothers.
A GAY outing at the park has been planned
by the merry trio, and they're off to fetch
their fiance, Dainty Dora Standpipe,
at Miss Cheddar's Female Academy close by.
With their usual punctuality,
the boys arrive at the
appointed hour of 3.
Yoo-hoo! Yoo-hoo!
Yoo-hoo!
And are soon on
their rollicking way.
Forced to pass a
certain public house,
a tavern of unsavory repute,
our young friends meet
the distressing situation with their usual
uncompromising moral fortitude.
Little do they know that even now,
within this very tavern,
Dan Backslide, the former
sneak of Roquefort Hall,
coward, bully, cad,
and thief, and archenemy
of the Dover Boys,
squanders his misspent life.
Hark!
The Dover Boys.
Drat them!
Double drat them!
They are escorting Dora Standpipe.
Dear, rich dora standpipe!
How I love her (father's money)!
Confound those dover boys!
Oh, how I hate them!
I hate Tom!
I hate d*ck!
And I hate Larry!
They drive me to drink!
Confound them!...
hiccough!
Con!
Found them
But let us draw the
curtain on this sordid scene,
and turn to more
pleasant surroundings,
where we find our
young friends engaged
in a spirited game of hide,
go, and seek.
20, 25, 30, 35, 40, 45, 50, 55...
No, no! In here!
No, up here!
Up here!
No, no! Over here!
Over here!
Over here! In here.
No no, in here!
No in here! Over here! In here! Over here!
510, 515...
Over here! In here!
No, no, in here! No, in here!
Oops, sorry! Over here! In here!
No, no, in here!
Not In here!
The Dover Boys!
Then Dora must be alone
and unprotected!
A runabout.
I'll steal it!
No one will ever know!
1250, 1255, 1260, 1265,
1270, 1275, 1280,
1285, 1290, 1295, 1300.
1305, 1310, 1315, 1320,
1325, 1330, 1335,
1340, 1345, 1350...
1490, 1495, 1500.
Here I come, ready or not!
Help! Help!
Save me!
Help, Tom!
Help, d*ck!
Help, Larry!
(GASP!)
Help, help! Save me, save me!
Help, help! Save me, save me!
Help!
Heeeelp!
Help! Help!
Help, Tom!
Help, d*ck!
Help, Larry!
Poor Dora. Will no one save
her from this predicament?
Will no one come to her assistance?
Hold on, what's this?
It looks like an alert young scout!
And that's just what it is!
He'll not fail her, I'll betcha!
Telegram for the Dover Boys.
"Misters Tom, d*ck, and Larry, c/o Wayward
Tavern, Upper Bottleneck, New York."
"Sirs, quote, Heeeeelp!!!, unquote."
"Signed, Dora."
35 cents collect.
Help! Help!
Help! Help!
Save me, save me!
Save me!
Help, save me!
Help, help!
Save me, save me!
Help! Help, save me!
Help, Tom!
Help, d*ck!
Help, Larry!
Oh, Dora dear, sweet Dora, dear,
keep courage up and chin held high.
The stalwart sons of old P.U.
are here at hand to do or die.
P.U., P.U., we're all for you!
Yay, boom!
Unhand her, Dan Backslide!
Unhand her, Dan Backslide!
Unhand her, Dan Backslide!
Hey, we're getting in a rut!
Stand up and fight,
you coward, bully, cad, and thief!
Oh, you haven't been
thrashed enough, eh?
And now it is time to say goodbye.
Goodbye.
Dover Boys at Pimento University or The Rivals of Roquefort Hall, The (1942)
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