01x23 - I am Confucius/I am Sacagawea

[bunniefuu]

Brad: ♪ Ready for adventure? Who's that kid who ♪

♪ can travel through time? ♪

Xavier: ♪ Xavier Riddle and the Secret Museum! ♪

Yadina: ♪ Which great heroes will we find? ♪

Xavier: ♪ Xavier Riddle and the Secret Museum! ♪

Brad: ♪ Every single boy and girl ♪

Yadina: ♪ Has what it takes ♪ Kids: ♪ To change the world! ♪

♪ Xavier Riddle and the Secret Museum! ♪

Brad: ♪ Brad! ♪ Yadina: ♪ And Yadina! ♪

Kids: ♪ And the Secret Museum! ♪

♪ Dr. Zoom and the Secret Museum! ♪

Xavier: ♪ Xavier Riddle and the Secret Museum! ♪

♪ Shh! ♪

Brad: Hi there! Xavier: Hey!

Welcome to the show!

Yadina: Today we're meeting one of the

wisest people of all time. Berby: (bleep blarp)

Yadina: Confucius.

Xavier: Being wise means he knew a lot.

Brad: Like how to grow a super cool beard?

Yadina: Yes.

But also, how to live a good life.

By being kind to people.

Berby: (burrs)

Xavier, would you like to start the show?

Xavier: Thank you Yadina, but I think Brad should do it.

Brad: Oh no, please please, please,

one of you should push the button.

Yadina: After you.

Xavier: Oh, no, no, no! I insist.

Berby: (blarp)

Yadina: And then one day the turtle got super powers,

when she ate the radioactive lettuce leaf!

And then...

(bad recorder playing)

Yadina: Ahem.

..and then..!

Xavier: (bad recorder playing louder)

Yadina: (sighs) Xavier?

Can you please play somewhere else?

I'm trying to read to Dr. Zoom.

Xavier: But Dr. Zoom loves my music!

And the acoustics in here can't be b*at.

♪ (bad recorder playing) ♪

Yadina: (munches crackers)

Xavier: Oooh, cheese and crackers!

Can I have one?

♪ (bad recorder playing) ♪

Please?

Yadina: (crunch-crunch)

What's that?

I can't hear over your recorder.

Xavier: But, I stopped playing.

Yadina: (crunch-crunch)

Xavier (shouting): I said, can I please have a ..

Yadina: (crunch-crunch)

Xavier: Ugh!!

Yadina: Now where were we, Dr. Zoom?

Ah, yes, the super turtle!

She ate the radioac--

Xavier: (bad recorder playing on loud speaker)

Yadina: (yells) XAVIER! CUT IT OUT!

Brad (shouting): Oh, what is happening?

And why?

Xavier: I was super hungry from my recorder playing..

Yadina: I was trying to read my comic book.. Xavier: ..but she wouldn't share her snack and

Yadina: ..playing his recorder, and it was so loud... ate all of the snack herself!

Brad: To the Secret Museum!

♪ (playful music) ♪

Xavier: Are you sure about this Brad?

Brad: If the Secret Museum can get you two to stop fighting..

..then, yes.

I wonder who the Secret Museum will send us to meet?

♪

And where we'll go. Wa-hoo!

And when?

Yadina: Look out below

Brad: Whoa!

Xavier/Yadina: Hi, Berby! Berby: He-lo!

Brad: Hi, Berby. Berby: (Burrs!)

Oof!

Brad: (humming)

Berby: (bleep blarp)

Brad: We're getting something!

Yadina: A basket?

Xavier: (gasp) Maybe it's for a picnic!

Full of snacks I can actually eat.

Brad: Look! Confucius.

That's who we're going to meet!

Yadina: In China, in ...

BCE?

Xavier: BCE stands for Before Common Era.

Yadina: Huh?

Xavier: Before year one.

Brad: Wait. Whoa, whoa!

That means we're going back in time by...

(gasp) over , years?

Oy vey.

Yadina: Hm. I wonder how Confucius can make

someone play his recorder quieter?

Xavier: Or make someone better at sharing her snacks?

Brad: Only one way to find out.

Ready for adventure?

Xavier: Hey, that's my line!

But yeah, I'm ready.

Yadina: And I'm more ready.

Berby: Whoohoo!

(bleep blarp bloop)

Yadina: Here we go!

Berby: (blarp bloop)

Xavier: It's happening!

Brad: Whoaaa!

Berby: Whoohoo!

♪

(zap)

Brad: (sighs)

Xavier: Whoa! China in BCE sure is...

Yadina: ...wet.

Brad: Ahh, and wobbly...

So much time travel.

Confucius: Xing hui, xing hui.

Brad: Um... thank you?

Berby: (whirring)

Yadina: Hey, it's him! Confucius.

Thanks, Berby.

Confucius: (speaking Mandarin)

Yadina: Xavier, use the translator!

Xavier: Ah, yeah, I knew that...

Confucius: (speaking Mandarin)

Are you okay?

Brad: Oh! Um, yes, thanks.

(nervous laughter)

Y'know what they say,

'Never wade in a wet rice field right after time travelling.'

Heh.

Confucius: I don't think I've heard that one.

Xavier: Hi, there! Nice Brad catch.

Brad: That's me.

Confucius: Thank you. Happy to have helped.

Treat others how you would like to be treated.

It's the rule I live by every day.

If I was about to fall in a wet rice field,

I sure hope someone would catch me.

Uuuuh!

Now if you'll excuse me, it was nice meeting you.

Brad: Hey, the basket,

like from the Secret Museum!

♪

♪

So, who's all that stuff for?

Confucius: My friend, Mai.

She's not feeling well.

So I brought her a game, some snacks, and something to read.

Xavier: Did she ask for all this?

Confucius: No.

Yadina: Then why are you bringing it to her?

It looks heavy.

Confucius: Like I said,

'Treat others how you would like to be treated.'

Uuugh!

What if you were sick in bed?

How would you like to be treated?

Brad: I like it when my mom reads to me.

Yadina: I like it when Dr. Zoom gives me extra cuddles.

Xavier: I like it when dad makes me chicken soup.

It's the only time eating in bed is okay!

Confucius: (laughter) So you'd all like it,

if someone helped you, or brought you something nice.

Me, too! So that's what I'm doing for Mai.

Brad: Treat others how you would like to be treated.

Confucius: Exactly!

(tummy growl)

Yadina: Dr. Zoom, was that you?

(tummy growl)

Brad: Guess all that food talk made us hungry.

Xavier: Or maybe I'm hungry

because Yadina didn't share her snack!

Yadina: Well maybe I woulda if you weren't being so loud

while I was reading!

Confucius: It's okay, I'm happy to share my snack.

Sticky rice.

Extra delicious.

Brad: Mmmmm.

Thank you, Confucius.

Xavier: Yeah. Thank you.

Yadina: Are you sure you don't mind sharing?

Confucius: Of course!

If I was hungry, and someone else had food,

I sure hope they'd share.

Yadina: Hmm, treat others how you would like to be treated.

Confucius: Exactly! Now let's keep going,

my friend lives down this way.

Uuugh!

♪

Xavier: Check it out!

(dingggg)

Brad: What are these bells for?

Confucius: For playing during ceremonies.

The sound can be very...

(Dingggg! Ding-ding-ding.) Brad/Yadina: Ugh/Aaagh!

Confucius: ...calming.

Xavier: Oops. (laughter) Sorry.

Confucius: When they're played camly.

Xavier: Can we stay and play?

Confucius: Sure. I'll come back

after I give these things to Mai.

Uuugh, ugh!

Brad: Maybe we should help Confucius?

Confucius: Uuugh, ugh!

Yadina: Dr. Zoom says...

yes.

Xavier: Hm, I want to help..

But I also want to play those bells!

What should I do?

If I were carrying heavy baskets,

I'd totally want some help.

All: Uuuugh! Ugh!

Xavier: Uagh!

Confucius: Treat others how you would like to be treated.

♪

Look, there's Mai!

I'll be right back.

Brad: I think it worked.

Xavier: Aha!

Time to ring some bells.

But, we should play them quietly.

Brad: Yeah, Mai probably wants to rest.

Or maybe read.

Xavier: Exactly!

And if I were reading...

... I wouldn't like someone playing loud music.

Treat others how you would like to be treated.

(Ding-ding-ding!)

Confucius: Exactly.

Xavier: Yadina? I shouldn't have played

my recorder so loudly when you were reading.

It must have been super annoying.

I'm sorry.

Yadina: I'm sorry, too.

I did hear you ask for some of my snacks.

I should have shared.

Xavier: Want to hug it out?

Yadina: Definitely.

Dr Zoom: (squeek) Yadina/Xavier: Hmmm!

Dr Zoom: (squeek) Yadina/Xavier/Brad: Aaaah!

Xavier: Confucius? We have to go.

But, thanks for your help.

Confucius: You're welcome. And thank you for your help.

Xavier: Any time!

Brad: Hope your friend feels better!

Yadina: Bye! Confucius: Bye now.

Xavier: Berby.. let's go home.

Berby: (bleep blarp bloop) Whoohoo!

(zap)

Xavier: I think I'll go play this in another room.

Quietly.

Yadina: That's very kind, Xavier.

Oh! Before you go...

Xavier: Cheese and crackers!

Thanks, Yadina.

Brad: Ooh, don't mind if I do.

Hmm-hm!

Xavier: (soft recorder playing)

(zap)

Xavier: Confucius totally was one wise dude,

with one awesome beard.

Brad: He grew up to be a teacher,

helping more people learn what is now called,

The Golden Rule.

Yadina: Treat others how you would like to be treated.

With respect and kindness.

Xavier: Thanks for joining our awesome adventure

to meet Confucius.

Brad: Who used to be a kid, just like you and me.

Yadina: So kids like you can change the world!

Brad: I am Brad.

Yadina: I am Yadina.

Xavier: I am Xavier.

And we will always treat others

how we would like to be treated.

Just like Confucius!

Berby: (bleep blarp bloop)

(whirring)

Doo dee doo doo doo, dee doo doo!

(blarp)

(bleep blarp bloop)

(bonk)

(bonk, bonk)

(ding!)

Hey! Yeeah!

Yadina: Hi, Berby! You ready for hide-and-seek?

Berby: (burrs)

Yadina: One, two,

three, four

five, six..

seven-eight-nine-ten!

Ready or not, here I come!

Berby? Where are you?

By the old steam train?

(clank)

Hmmm!

Beeeerbyyy!

Are you inside the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

No, silly... not pizza! Pisa!

Yadina/Berby: (giggle)

Beeeerbyyy!

Berby: (burrs)

Yadina: What is that, Dr Zoom?

You saw Berby go upstairs?

You wouldn't be 'lyin' to me?

Would you?

Get it? (laughter) Berby: Hee hee.

Yadina: Lyin'? Berby: Hee hee hee hoo!

Yadina: Aha! Got you, Berby!

Thanks for exploring the museum with me.

Everything is more fun when we do it together!

Yadina: (humming)

Yadina: Welcome to the show!

Brad: Oof!

Yadina: Today we're meeting someone totally amazing,

Sacagawea!

Xavier: Sacagawea was born over years ago,

to Indigenous people called the Shoshone.

Brad: When she was growing up, two explorers

named Lewis and Clark

needed her help to find a way across North America

to the Pacific Ocean.

Berby: (blee blarp)

Xavier: It was really hard.

There weren't any planes, trains, or even roads!

Yadina: Good thing Sacagawea had serious skills

that came in seriously handy.

Berby: (bleep bloop)

Yadina: And now let's start the show!

Yadina: And there.

Now this is a tidy exhibit.

Brad: Try this way!

Xavier: I think, we have to.. ugh.

Yadina: C'mon Dr. Zoom, let's go fix that teepee!

Xavier! Brad! I'm ready to help.

Brad: Whoaa! Xavier: Oh, no!

Xavier: Thanks Yadina.. Ugh!

But, this job might be a bit big for you.

Ugh!

Yadina: Big? What do you mean?

I'm only this much shorter than you guys.

Okay, maybe this much.

But only cause Xavier has big hair.

Xavier: (laughter) Uaaagh!

Yadina: Guys, I've got skills.

Brad: We know.

Xavier: Yeah! You did a great job tidying the rocks.

Ugh!

Yadina: But I can help with the teepee, too.

People can do more than you think.

Brad: What about if we turn it this way?

Xavier: I think, we have to pull it.

Ugh! Brad: Whoaa!

Yadina: Dr. Zoom?

There's only one way they're gonna listen.

To the Secret Museum!

Let's go people!

Brad: I could.. stay here and..

make sure the teepee doesn't fall.

(sighs)

To the Secret Museum.

Guys, wait up!

♪ (playful music) ♪

Xavier: I wonder, who the Secret Museum will send us to meet?

Whoo-hooo!

Yadina: Or how far back in time we'll go!

Brad: I'm gonna find some stairs.. woaaaah!

Yadina: Look out below! Xavier: Whooohooo!

Xavier/Yadina: Hi Berby! Berby: He-lo!

Brad: Hi Berby! Berby: (bleep blarp)

Brad: Oof!

Xavier: (humming) Berby: Whoo!

Xavier: We're getting something!

Brad: ... a stick?

Xavier: What good is a stick?

Yadina: I wonder who it belonged to?

Xavier: Sacagawea! That's who we're going to meet.

Yadina: In North Dakota.

Brad: In .

Over two hundred years ago!

Berby: Mm hm. Brad: (groans)

years is a long way to travel.

Yadina: Worth it!

If Sacagawea can help me show you two what's what.

Xavier: Only one way to find out...

Ready for adventure?

Yadina: So ready.

Brad: Um..

Sorta ready.

Berby: (bleep blarp)

(whirring)

Xavier: Here we go!

Berby: (bleep blarp)

Brad: It's happening! Yadina: Hang on Dr Zoom!

Xavier: Whooohoo! Brad: Whoaaa!

Berby: Whoohoo!

(zap)

Berby: (whirring)

Brad: Wow!

I may be dizzy...

but even I can see...

this place is nice.

(giggles)

Yadina: I wonder where Sacagawea is.

Berby: (bleep bloop)

(whirring)

(giggles)

Dog: (Yawns)

Yadina: Aww, that's a cute dog.

Berby: (blarp bloop)

Brad: Um, Xavier? Yadina?

Ah!

Sacagawea: (Shoshone greeting)

Brad: Phew!

Berby: (whirring)

Xavier: Hey, it's Sacagawea!

Yadina: And her stick!

Sacagawea: (shoshone launguage)

Xavier: What's she saying?

Yadina: Xavier, we need the translator.

Xavier: Oh, right!

Sacagawea: Are you okay?

Brad: Oh! Um, yes.

I just get a little dizzy when I time travel.

Nothing big.

Xavier: Ah, hi there! I'm Xavier.

Yadina: I'm Yadina!

And this is Brad.

Sacagawea: Hi! Sorry, if I scared you.

I was just looking for food... the mice may have buried.

Aha! Found some.

Artichokes.

Brad/Xavier: (gasp) Yadina: Woah

Xavier: Ah.. Any pizza down there?

Ugh!

Brad: Uagh!

Yadina: How come you're looking for food?

Sacagawea: Because we'll need lots for the trip

we're about to take.

I'm helping those explorers over there,

Lewis and Clark...

...find a path to the Pacific Ocean.

The biggest ocean in the world!

Yadina: Is it far? Sacagawea: I think so!

I've never actually been there.

None of us have.

Yadina/Brad/Xavier: Woahhhh.

Yadina: That sounds like a big job.

Brad: And they need your help?

Sacagawea: Uhm, I'm here as a translator.

I can speak the same language as some of the people

we'll meet along the way,

so I can help Lewis and Clark talk to them.

Xavier: A real-life translator...

You do what my hoodie does!

Yadina: It looks like she can do a whole lot more

than just translate.

♪

Dog: (panting)

♪

Yadina: See? People can do more than you think.

Now let's go!

I want to see the Pacific Ocean.

♪

Clark: Huh.

Brad: Uhm, which way will take us to the ocean?

Sacagawea: Lewis! Clark!

We should take this path.

Lewis: Uh, how do you know?

Sacagawea: Other people, like the Shoshone,

bent this tree when it was young

to show the best route to travel.

Lewis: Alright! Yes!

Dog: Woof!

Woof-woof!

Lewis: Lead the way, Sacagawea.

Sacagawea: Follow me!

♪

Clark: Come, we'll continue up the river by boat,

to find the ocean.

(splash)

Oh no! Our supplies!

Clark: We'll never make it to the ocean without them!

Lewis: Oh thank goodness!

Xavier: Woah... Sacagawea's saving the supplies!

Clarke: (sighs)

Yadina: She's the only one who knew what to do.

Even though she's smaller than everyone else.

Like I said, people can do more than you think.

Xavier: Man, this really is a long trip.

(deep breath)

Yadina: Aaagh! Brad: Don't think I can ..

walk another...

Brad: Oh, ..step.

Yadina: We're not the only ones.

Lewis: (sighs)

Horse: (winnying)

Neigh!

Neigh!

Sacagawea: I spoke with my people, the Shoshone,

and they agreed to give us horses

so we can ride towards the ocean and give our legs a rest.

Clark: That's great!

Xavier: Whoa. Lewis and Clark are lucky

to have Sacagawea helping them!

♪

Sacagawea: (gasps)

The Pacific Ocean!

♪

Lewis: Sacagawea, we couldn't have done this without you.

Brad: (gasps) I think I get why the Secret Museum sent us here.

Xavier: Yadina?

I'm sorry we didn't let you help us fix the teepee.

We were wrong.

People can do more than you think.

Yadina: I know. But I forgive you.

Yadina: Berby, let's go home.

Berby: (bleep bloop)

(zap)

Xavier: So, what do you think, Yadina?

Yadina: I think we'll have to do this together.

All: (grunting)

Yadina: There! Hey Berby,

Berby: (bleep bloop) Yadina: How about a boost?

Berby: (blarp bloop)

Yadina: Now put them through the holes...ugh!

This goes here, that goes there..

Brad: Good job! Xavier: Nice job, Yadina!

Yadina: Ugh!

And I'll tie them tight at the bottom.

Done.

Berby: (burrs)

Brad: It's fixed!

Where did you learn to do that, Yadina?

Yadina: Who do you think ties up Dr. Zoom's

superhero cape every day?

And it's never fallen off once.

Okay, once. (laughter)

(zap)

All: (grunting)

Yadina: Thanks for joining our awesome adventure

to meet Sacagawea.

Xavier: Who used to be a kid, just like you and me.

Brad: (heavy breathing)

So kids like you can change the world!

I am Brad.

Xavier: I am Xavier.

Yadina: I am Yadina.

And we know that people can do more than you think.

Just like Sacagawea!

♪ (theme music) ♪

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