01x39 - Disorder in the Court

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01x39 - Disorder in the Court

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- Coming up next on Odd Squad. - Olive has been accused of causing oddness!

- If this is true, you'll be kicked off Odd Squad.

- Good luck in court today, you'll need it.

(knocking) - I'm innocent, I tell ya!

My name is Agent Olive.

This is my partner, Agent Otto.

This is the loneliest number.

But back to Otto and me.

We work for an organization run by kids that investigates

anything strange, weird,

and, especially, odd. Our job is to put things right again.

(theme music)

(Otto screaming)

(roaring)

- Squishinating!

- (Olive): Who do we work for?

We work for Odd Squad.

- I can't believe I was so busy I missed the Soundcheck concert

at the mall. I mean, I gotta get less busy.

- Ugh! How can you like those guys?

- What's not to like about them?

- I'll make you a list when we get back to the office.

What seems to be the problem, ma'am?

- Oh, please call me Nicole. - What is the problem, Nicole?

- I was just about to drive my car when I realized...

I have sandwich hands.

- Did you build sandwiches on your own hands?

- Bu-- No!

This is some seriously odd stuff happening here.

What? Whoaaa!

How did you do that?

- All in a day's work. Have yourself a great day.

- Uh... Uh, wait!

My hands are invisible! Ha!

- Nicole, what's going on here?

- Oh... OK, my hands aren't invisible.

It's just all my friends have had odd problems

and they all have these really great stories about you guys,

and I just thought if I had an odd problem--

- Nicole, you can hang out with us anytime.

Come by the Squad, and we'll give you a free tour.

- You guys are the best!

Would... would you sign my bowling ball?

- Or we could just take a picture with you instead.

- Yes! That's a way-better idea.

Ugh! - (man): Hey, free bowling ball!

- Say Jennifer! My real name is Jennifer.

- Oh. - (Otto and Olive): JENNIFER!

(trumpeting like an elephant)

(Odd Squad theme music)

- Hey, Agent Owen, what's going on?

- Let's not make this any harder than it has to be.

- Make what harder?

- Suit yourself. Let's take her away!

- Whoa! Whoa! We don't even know what's happening!

- Olive has been accused of causing oddness!

- What?! - That's not true!

There must be a mistake! - STAND DOWN!

- Ms. O, I'm so glad you're here. I don't know--

- Olive, let's not make this any harder than it has to be.

- (both): WHAT?!

- Word on the street is you shrunk the town museum

and stole it. If this is true, you'll be kicked off Odd Squad.

- But it's not true!

- And I believe you, which is why I've asked for a trial.

- What a relief!

(whispering): What's a trial?

- You come to Odd Squad court to try and prove you didn't do it.

- Where's Odd Squad court? - It's in a beautiful building in the center of town.

But we need to save money, so we're doing it here. Come!

(electronic keyboard sound)

♪♪♪

- I can't believe this.

- Don't worry. I hear the judge is fair and kind

and really amazing. - Who is it?

- It's me! But the person

who accused you of causing oddness?

Not so nice. ♪♪♪

- Hello, Scribbles.

- (Olive and Otto): Odd Todd. - Good luck in court today,

you'll need it.

(laughing maniacally)

- Odd Todd's probably the one who stole the museum.

He's just trying to get back at me for kicking him

off the Squad. - Don't worry, partner,

I'll prove you didn't do it. (knocking)

- Hear ye! Hear ye! The trial of Agent Olive

is set to begin. A jury of Odd Squad agents

shall decide if she committed the crime or not.

(baby babbling)

- Babies? - I believe the younger you are,

the fairer you are. Odd Todd, you may begin.

- Thank you, Your Honor!

This is the Agent of the Month Award.

It's given to the agent who solves the most cases.

This month, there was a tie

between Agent Olive...

and Agent Orson!

But Olive couldn't stand to lose, so she stole

the town museum so she could get one more case

to win that trophy!

And also, because Olive does not like babies!

(babies crying)

- That's not true!

- More proof

that Olive did it?

The town museum was stolen sometime between the hours

of o'clock and o'clock in the afternoon.

This is o'clock. You can tell

because the small hour hand is on the

and the big minute hand is on the .

And this is o'clock.

Small hand on the , big hand on the .

o'clock to o'clock.

Exactly when Olive was on her lunch break

and stole the town museum!

- That's not true! I wasn't anywhere near the museum. I was--

- Olive, we have to prove to them that you were

somewhere else over those minutes,

but how do we do that?

(inaudible whispering) ♪♪♪

Your Honor, I'd like to call upon our first witness...

Coach Roberts.

Please explain the enormous stick you are holding.

- Uh, this is a javelin. It's a track-and-field sport

where you throw a long, pointy spear for distance.

- Coach Roberts, did you see Olive today?

- Yes, we had javelin practice during her lunch hour. - Aha!

That means Olive couldn't have stolen the museum,

because she was so busy

throwing this weird stick across the field!

Case closed! - NOT SO FAST!

(Odd Todd cackling)

Coach Roberts, please tell us

when your javelin practice started and ended.

- Olive arrived at o'clock and practice ended at :.

I remember because I left to go see

the surprise Soundcheck concert. - You got to see that, too?!

- Oh yes! They played all their hits!

♪ Take away one, take away one, take away one ♪

- COULD WE GET BACK ON TRACK HERE?!

Thank you.

So, you said practice ended at :.

- You betcha. - This is o'clock.

And this is :.

to :...

is minutes.

But that's only half an hour,

so Olive still had minutes

to steal the town museum!

- I'm innocent, I tell ya!

- Hey, Olive. Hey, Otto. - Uh... Hi, Octavia.

What are you doing here? - Oh, I just came to get

a pencil from my... desk. Where's my desk?

Oh, you guys are having a trial?

- (Olive): Yeah, we're having a trial. (overlapping chatter)

- Who's on trial? - Olive for causing oddness.

- Yikes! (whispering): How's it going?

- (whispering): We're sort of in the middle of it so, uh...

- Oh! Cool. I'll just skip the pencil.

Oh! Uh...

- Where were we?! - I'm innocent, I tell ya!

- Exactly! Babies of the jury,

Olive would never cause oddness.

I should know, I'm her partner.

- I gotta say Otto makes a good point.

- Thank yo--

I do? - Pshh-yah!

Nobody knows Olive like her partner.

Which is why I would like to call up Olive's

first partner to the stand!

- But that's you. - I know.

Todd, thank you for coming on such short notice.

(ragtime piano music)

No sweat. From what I've seen so far, you're doing a great job.

Thanks, Todd. That means a lot coming from you.

- Your Honor, I object!

This entire thing is bananas! - I agree.

But this is Odd Squad court

and I'm wearing a weird wig, so I'll allow it.

- Now, Todd,

how long would you say you and Olive were partners?

I'd have to say... too long. Ha! Ha! Ha!

Good one. Thanks. It just sort of came to me.

I've been taking these improv classes, and I really think it's paying off.

Now, did Olive ever talk to you

about her hopes and dreams?

Yes. Olive told me that she'd like to run

her own Odd Squad one day, just like Ms. O.

Really?

I suspect you'd have

to solve a whole lot of cases

to become a Ms. O, now wouldn't ya?

I would say, a huge amount of cases.

So many cases that maybe, just maybe,

Olive was willing to shrink the town museum

and "solve the case" herself!

Sounds like a slam dunk to me! We should hang out more.

Tots. (Odd Todd laughing maniacally)

(ragtime piano music)

- Olive, we have to prove to them that you were

somewhere else from : to o'clock.

(inaudible whispering) ♪♪♪

Your Honor, I'd like to call upon

our next witness...

Polly Graph.

- Olive came to my lemonade stand at :,

and she ordered a cup of lemonade.

- Aha! So that means

Olive was busy with Polly. She couldn't have

stolen the museum. Case closed,

again! - Case back open!

(Odd Todd laughing maniacally)

Polly, I'd like you to make me a glass of lemonade.

- But I don't have any of my stuff.

(Ding!) - Whenever you're ready.

(upbeat music)

I timed how long it took for you to make that lemonade.

It took you minutes exactly.

Takes you minutes to make a glass of lemonade?

- You can't rush quality.

- If Olive came to your stand

at : and it takes you

minutes to make lemonade,

that would be , , minutes.

:...

which still gives Olive minutes to steal the museum

and to write a book about how much she doesn't like babies!

(some babies crying)

- What's this thing about babies? I love babies!

- This isn't looking good, Olive.

- Mmmm... (slurping)

Tastes... like... victory. (laughing maniacally)

- To be continued.

♪♪♪

(roar)

- Greetings, Agents.

This is a Clock Head Lady.

She can be your best friend...

or the most annoying person on Earth.

Stop it! Stop it!

The easiest way to get her to be your friend is to tell her what time it is,

which is easy because it's on her head.

The small hand tells you what the hours are,

and the long hand tells you what the minutes are.

There are minutes in each hour,

so when you count the minutes, each number

represents minutes.

So that's , ,

, ,

, ,

, ,

, ,

, minutes. Except

when you get back to the , you don't say , you say o'clock.

So right now, it is

... , ,

, , minutes.

:! (Ding!)

Before you leave, ask the Clock Head Lady to dance.

Clock Head Ladies know many dances. Like this one...

- ♪♪ Take away one, gonna add one, take away one ♪

- This one. - ♪ Gonna add one, take away one, gonna add one ♪

- And this one. - ♪ Take away one, gonna add one ♪

- And my favorite is this one. - ♪ Gonna add one ♪

♪ Back to me Back-back-back to me ♪

♪ Take away one, gonna add one ♪

♪ Take away one, gonna add one ♪

- Stop it! Stop it! I thought we were friends!

- ♪ Back to me ♪

♪ Take away one, gonna add one, take away one ♪♪

- There you are. Something very odd has happ - And now, the rest of the story.

- Ms. O, what are we doing here?

We know Olive stole the museum,

so let's just kick her out and

get on with it. - There's no way Olive did it.

And Odd Todd hasn't proven a thing.

- You're the one who can't prove where she was between

:pm and pm.

Here, you can have the rest.

whole minutes,

it's a whole lot of time to shrink and steal

the town museum. If I were you,

I'd take the deal.

- What deal? - The deal is Olive gets

kicked off Odd Squad, and I get a new car.

- A new car? - OK, make it a truck.

Is that cool, to people, to use trucks?

I'm gonna switch back to car. - I'm not getting you anything!

- That's enough! The only person who's getting a car is me!

A purple one! Now both of you,

back to your tables! ♪♪♪

- I need you to think.

Where else were you on your lunch break?

- Lunch break! I had lunch!

(inaudible whispering) ♪♪♪

- Your Honor, I'd like to call upon our next witness,

Agent Oscar! - Oh, I know him.

(bleating like a sheep)

Please state your name for the court.

- Daniel Berryman!

- What?!

- I thought you said, "Please state your favorite name."

- No, I said, "State your name."

- Oh! Uh... Oscar. I'm Oscar.

- Oscar, can you tell us where you were at :?

- Olive and I ate lunch at :. I have

a pizza stain to prove it! I also have one on my hand...

One on my shoe. Ha! Wait, wait, the other shoe.

- The point Oscar's trying to make

is that Olive was busy eating lunch.

So, she couldn't have stolen the town museum.

Case closed, again!

- Not... so... fast!

Oscar, buddy,

where did you and Olive have lunch?

- Uh... at Delivery Debbie's Pizzeria.

- I would like to submit into evidence...

this menu

from Delivery Debbie's Pizza Place.

- It's Pizzeria.

- Please read to the court

what it says on the bottom.

- "Printed in China."

- No, not that low. A bit higher.

- "Don't forget to tip your server."

- That. That!

- "Pizza delivered to your table in one minute or less."

- "One minute or less,"

so that means the pizza must have come at :!

- Well, yeah, sure, but we still have to eat it!

- Right. That must have taken a while!

And what did you order exactly? - Uhhh...

the, the the... - I'm sorry,

I don't think our stenographer can hear you.

- Olive was in a rush, so we had bite-sized pizzas.

- Oh, really? You mean like this one here?

- Uh, y-yes.

- If it would please the babies,

I would like to see how long

it takes you to eat that bite-sized pizza.

- I'm so sorry, Olive.

(Oscar growling)

- One minute to order and mere seconds to eat.

But you know what? I'll give you minutes

'cause I'm just such a great guy.

- minute plus minutes

is only minutes.

, , ,

, .

Which brings us to :.

I-I-I don't seem to have one of those, um, things

with a... with a on it. Umm... Anyways,

the long and short of it is

Olive still had minutes to steal the town museum.

Oscar, you're dismissed.

- Your Honor, so what if Olive

can't explain where she was, there's still no real evidence

linking her to the town museum. - No, nothing.

- What do you call this then? (Beep!)

- I, Agent Olive,

have shrunk the town museum!

And I'm taking it.

Oh, by the way, I don't like babies.

(babies crying)

- Your Honor, I'd like to call a recess.

- I think that's a great idea. (bell ringing)

Single file line, everyone!

- Olive, what's going on? - I did not do it.

- But that was you in the video.

- Or someone who looked like me. Maybe Odd Todd's working

with the Shapeshifter. - It makes sense.

The Shapeshifter can make herself look like anyone,

so maybe she shifted into you, and she and Odd Todd made

that video. - But we still have to prove it.

- Let's start with what you were doing from : to o'clock.

- Uh, nothing. I walked back to headquarters.

- You always take the tubes.

Where were you? - If I tell you,

it will change everything between us.

- Olive, we're not just partners, we're friends.

Nothing will ever change that.

(inaudible whispering)

Whoa! That changes everything!

(bell ringing) - (Ms. O): Recess is over!

Everyone inside!

- And here... is a freckle on my elbow that kind of looks

like a shark. - Your Honor, this is

the ninth freckle that he's shown us!

He's clearly stalling!

- I'm actually going somewhere with this.

- Where?! Where could you possibly be going with this?!

- Babies of the jury, I present to you

an audio recording of bird noises.

(bird noises) - This has less and less to do

with anything as you go on!

- Then, how do you explain this?

(recording of eagle scream) - More birds?!

You're stalling! - Otto, he's here.

- HA! The joke's on you, Odd Todd,

because I was stalling.

- I just said you were stalling!

- For I have a final surprise witness.

(pop music) Danny T from Soundcheck.

- Hey yo to the "hizz-house"! - ♪ Up, down, left, right ♪

♪ I'm gonna move my feet tonight ♪

♪ I'm gonna show my funky side - Like nobody's watching ♪

- Hahaha! - What does Soundcheck

have to do with anything?! - I don't know.

But I'm a big Soundcheck fan, so I'll allow it. - Hahaha! Yeah!

- Danny T, tell us about your surprise concert.

- For sure. It started out at exactly : at the mall.

It was a dope show. - Now, sadly,

I couldn't go, but I'm glad

someone could go in my place.

And that someone...

was Agent Olive. (kids gasping)

- Olive doesn't even like Soundcheck! - I tried not to like them,

but I just couldn't resist their manufactured sound

and meaningless lyrics. - That's what we do best, dawg.

- Now, Danny T, according to

your set list, you started playing the song "Never Give Up"

at exactly :. How long is that song?

- minutes, yo. - minutes.

- So that means , , minutes.

Now, it's :.

minutes left until o'clock.

You then started playing the song

"Shake It Like a Blender." How long is that, Danny?

- Oh, that's a long one. minutes, yo.

- minutes.

, , ,

, , .

Now, it's :,

minute till o'clock.

- There's still minute left! She could have snuck away

and stolen the museum in that time!

- Not possible.

- Yeah, because we also sang an encore,

a brand-new song called The Work of Heart.

- Well, if it's brand new, you have no way of telling us how long it is!

- I can think of one way in my brain place, yo.

Olive? ♪♪♪

♪♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪

♪ Listen ♪

♪ Is that really Soundcheck ♪

♪ Could there be ♪

♪ One more song ♪

- ♪ Well maybe ♪

♪ Someone dropped a drumstick ♪

- ♪ Ooh, actually ♪

- ♪ I think I see ♪

- ♪ Danny T ♪

- ♪ That's him - No way ♪

- ♪ It's very dark - Now light up the stage again ♪

♪ And play one to take us home ♪

♪ We just did ♪♪

- Goodnight!

- Exactly minute.

- Which brings us to...

o'clock.

- Which explains where I was for the whole hour.

- What say ye, jury?

(babies babbling)

Well, you heard 'em. Olive is innocent.

- Woohoo! - Yeah!

- Ugh! Ah! - Aw, man!

We almost got away with it. Here's the tiny museum.

- Told you not to shapeshift until we got in the car!

- I couldn't hear you, I was a BRIEFCASE!

- Catch them! - What do you want to catch? Me

or the museum!

- Oh! - So long, Odd Squad!

- I'm a jetpack. I'm a jetpack!

(both laughing)

(crashing sound) - Great job, Agent Olive.

You cleared your name and saved the town museum.

- (all): YAH! ♪♪♪

- ♪ Soundcheck ♪

- My name's Coach Robert. (whistle)

And that was my whistle.

I originally called the Odd Squad

'cause odd things were happening on my basketball court.

- Ugh. - Ow!

- I'll tell you one thing for sure,

the Odd Squad "gets it". And I always appreciate

how excited they are to see me, especially Agent Olive.

- Coach Roberts! I'm "Olvagent". I mean, uh, Agent Olive.

I can't believe I'm talking to Coach Robert, again!

- There's also this one time Olive saw me as a dream

in this magic-cave thingy.

- Coach Roberts?! What are you doing here?

- No time to explain! I've got different games going on

and all my players are hurt! You've got to help me!

Didn't make much sense to me then.

Makes even less sense to me now!

The Odd Squad helped me, and they can help you too.

♪♪♪

(sound of tires screeching)

(triumphant musical cue)

(kids cheering)

[♪♪♪]

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