02x08 - And Then There Were Puppies/A Case of the Sillies

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Coming up next on Odd Squad...

Partner, does the squad look furrier today?

Ms. O? MS. O: The Puppy Master is here.

What do we now?

OLYMPIA: My name is Agent Olympia.

This is my partner, Agent Otis.

This isn't either of us...

But back to Otis and me.

We work for an organization run by kids

that investigates anything strange,

weird, and especially odd.

Our job is to put things right again.

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Hurry, Olympia!

I'm coming, Ms. O!

Who do we work for?

We work for Odd Squad.

Thanks for coming, Odd Squad.

What seems to be the problem?

Jerry and I were out here trying to enjoy our lunch

when those guys showed up.

(Malevolent chuckling)

Oh, those are evil versions of yourselves.

Excuse me?

Yeah, there's an evil dimension.

Did either of you open the portal?

What? (Laugh) No.

Jerry! OLYMPIA: It's okay.

All we have to do is get them back to the portal.

Oh, that's easy.

Jerry, did you close the portal?

Jerry, are you kidding me?

Oh, great. What do we do now?

Well, they're here forever... What?

So either you can join them and be evil,

or bring them over to your side.

Oh, well, I mean, obviously,

we'll bring them over to our side, right, Je-

(Malevolent chuckling)

ALL: Jerry!

So you don't need an alarm clock to wake up?

Nope, I just decide when to wake up and do it.

I mean, sometimes I have to hit snooze, but...

Partner, does the squad look furrier today?

FEMALE VOICE: There you two are.

Something very odd has happened.

Ms. O? MS. O: The Puppy Master is here.

Did you say "Puppet Master," or "Puppy Master?"

(Growl) Are you really asking that?

The Puppy Master!

Get out before she zaps you, too!

PUPPY MASTER: Too late!

Who's a cute little doggy? You are!

OTIS: I'm furry! OLYMPIA: There's so many smells!

Now, with Odd Squad out of the way,

I shall return to my secret lair

and zap the rest of the world

with my giant puppy ray!

(Maniacal laugh)

MS. O: Stop her, now!

DR. O: I'm a doctor, not a Retriever.

Actually, I think I am a Retriever.

OLYMPIA: Come back here! OONA: Oona to the rescue!

OLYMPIA: Everybody follow me!

Whoa, these legs are tiny.

(Laugh)

Show's over, Puppy Master. You're not getting through me.

Oh, I guess you are.

MS. O: What do we do now?

Take pictures of ourselves and make a really cute calendar.

MS. O: I mean to catch the Puppy Master.

AGENT: We're wrestling. That's fun.

OONA: There's one agent who's still outside.

Who is it? Whoa!

OONA: You're not going to like the answer...

Agent Ohlm.

Oh, man.

♪ (Theme song) I think that's your badge phone.

This thing is a phone?

Can you hold that? Sure.

Hello?

Ohlm, it's Ms. O.

The Puppy Master turned us all into puppies.

We need you to get that gadget.

OTIS: Stop jumping on me!

Help us or we'll be puppies forever!

Well, you won't be puppies forever.

What are you talking about?

I mean, eventually you'll grow up to be dogs, right?

Ohlm, don't argue with me! Access your watch.

It has a map to

the Puppy Master's evil lair.

I don't think mine works.

Hold on. Maybe if I tap it.

Whoops.

I broke it.

AGENT: Are we sure there's no one else outside?

MS. O: Ohlm, don't move.

We'll figure out a route from here.

O'Malley, bring me a map of the town!

O'MALLEY: Do you not see how high this chair is?

Okay. Dr. O?

On it.

O'Malley! Yes, ma'am?

I want you to know that the more scared you get,

the cuter you are.

Thank you, ma'am.

MS. O: Okay, we have the map.

Now we just need to figure out where you are on it.

What do you see around you?

I'm in a park.

Okay, there are a bunch of parks in town.

Which one?

OTIS: Oh boy.

MS. O: Ohlm, I need you to look for a landmark.

It's something easy to spot, and most people recognize,

and doesn't move.

I see a statue of a soldier.

OTIS: There's only one park with a statue in it -

Soldier Park. Here.

OLYMPIA: We found him... My little dog heart!

MS. O: The Puppy Master's evil lair is here,

so we need to find a route,

a path he can take to get Ohlm there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

He can go this way.

Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, bing!

OTIS: Nice one partner. Paw five.

Ohlm, you are going to walk on a path towards a stone pillar.

A what?

It looks like a big stone rectangle.

Take a right there and keep going straight.

That will lead you right to her lair.

OLHM: Copy that.

Here's your phone back.

That's your phone.

Oh yeah...

MS. O: Listen up.

I know we are furrier and droolier than usual,

but underneath these collars,

we are still Odd Squad agents,

I need all of you to stay focused and professiona-

DR. O: Hey, guys, I found a slipper. OTHERS: Slipper!

Gimme that thing. Whoa!

Ms. O, it's me, Ohlm.

Everything's good,

but I'm just not sure what boat to get on.

MS. O: Boats? There shouldn't be any boats.

OTIS: He must be way over here, by the water.

But where on the water?

There's boats here, here, and all the way up here.

MS. O: Ohlm, I need you to look for another landmark.

I see a...

...a giant stone ball thingy.

MS. O: That statue is here. That's where Ohlm must be.

How'd he get all the way over there?

Ugh, he must have taken a wrong turn.

Ohlm, it's Olympia. I'm still a dog.

Did you take a right at the pillar?

I don't know my left from right.

(Growl) Don't worry.

There's a boat leaving now. I'll just get on it.

MS. O: Do not get on a boat!

OTIS: So he's by the water,

but he has to get across town to the Puppy Master's lair.

MS. O: Perfect - Ohlm, walk away from the water,

go back the way you came,

keep going past the pillar, and you'll reach the lair.

OTIS: Good job, Ms. O. Alright!

I understand.

MS. O: Ohlm, tell me you did not get on a boat.

OLHM: It looked like so much fun! (Boat horn)

There's a horn on here. (Boat horn)

(Growl) I need a juice.

AGENT: Here, Ms. O. I'll test it for you.

Don't drink my juice. Oh, okay.

You can have it back. Eww, gross!

Great news, Ms. O.

I met a pigeon and named him Alan.

(Cooing)

Did you find the Puppy Master?

No, but I figured out why I didn't

turn the correct way at the pillar.

It's blocked.

Okay, we'll find you another route.

(Growling) Hello?

MS. O: Otis, drop that phone! OTIS: I can't help it! I'm teething!

(Dial tone) Huh. They hung up.

MS. O: Ugh! We've lost contact with Ohlm.

OLYMPIA: No, no, no, no! This is bad.

AGENT: Is anyone else sleepy all the time?

Oh, I get it!

Ms. O wants me

to figure this out on my own.

Sire, me'eem,

I need to commandeer that mape.

You mean "map?"

Can you hold this up for me please?

So I'm here, by this landmark -

the pillar.

And I need to get...

here, to the Puppy Master's lair.

So if I go up here,

up to the library,

and turn there,

that'll lead me...

straight there.

Thanks for your help.

Oh - Nice to meet you, Alan.

ALAN: You too, Ohlm.

Did you just talk?

And I can sing...

♪ Agent Ohlm, Agent Ohlm ♪

♪ Oh, hear my pigeon song ♪

♪ Oh, hear my pigeon song ♪

(Cooing)

♪ His quest began

♪ He spied a branch

♪ With one mighty leap

♪ He reached it

♪ Or was it two?

♪ It could've been three

♪ I think those leaps were all just warm ups ♪

♪ Agent Ohlm, Agent Ohlm ♪

♪ Oh, hear my pigeon song ♪

(Cooing)

♪ And then behold

♪ He ate some salad

♪ To get energy for his journey ♪

♪ Perhaps a nap

♪ No, there's no time

♪ Just a short nap - No, must keep moving ♪

♪ And now he stopped to tie his shoe ♪

♪ A hero avoids preventable hazards ♪

♪ The bunny goes around the tree ♪

♪ He hops in the hole, and then... ♪

♪ No, first the trees, and you - the bunny ♪

♪ Why is the bunny hopping under the hole? ♪

♪ You've put an extra step in there somewhere ♪

♪ Agent Ohlm, Agent Ohlm ♪

♪ Oh, hear my pigeon song ♪

♪ Oh, hear my pigeon

♪ song...

(Cooing)

I made it!

(Thunder)

(Thunder)

(Puppy Master cackling madly)

OTIS: Ms. O, even if Olhm reaches the Puppy Master,

how will he defeat her?

MS. O: Otis, I'm not worried about that part.

Ohlm is a master of confusion and distraction...

Odd Squad?!

You'll never stop me!

What're you doing? Why are you washing my dishes?

MS. O: ...And he's completely unpredictable.

Lunch is ready!

OLYMPIA: But is Ohlm even in control?

Does he know what he's doing?

MS. O: No one knows - Not even him.

Huh?

My puppy ray!

It's destroyed!

You've got my gadget!

I do? I mean...

I do!

O'MALLEY: Incoming!

(All cheering)

I did it! I got it!

OLYMPIA: I always knew he could do it from the beginning.

OLHM: Hi, Olympia. Hey, Ms. O.

OONA: How do you know who we all are?

So weird.

Now I will complete the mission

by turning myself into a puppy.

OTIS: No, Ohlm, stop!

(Agents groan)

OLHM: Was that not the plan?

AGENT: I feel another nap coming on.

MS. O: Ohlm, that was not the plan.

We're gonna be puppies forever! OLHM: Not forever, Ms. O.

O'MALLEY: Cute puppy calendar it is.

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How do you do, Agents?

I'd like to introduce you to Agent Owen,

head of security.

Hi, I'm Agent Owen, head of security!

Right.

So what's the quickest way to the video game room?

Easy. Here's a map of Headquarters.

Whoa, headquarters is huge.

Right now, we're here.

It's like we're looking at ourselves from above.

The video game room is on the next floor,

and the tubes are over here.

Okay, seems simple enough. We just - Well, it's not...

...because the tubes don't go to the video game room.

You have to use the stairs.

Okay, where are the stairs?

OWEN: Right here. Easy.

So I just walk a straight line from the lab to the stairs.

Yup, that would be the fastest.

'Kay, great. And that concludes this -

But I wouldn't recommend it. Why?

Because if the blob is loose, it totally blocks that route.

It's okay, because I just walk this way

and turn at the fire hydrant.

OWEN: Nice.

The fire hydrant is a landmark.

It doesn't move and it's easy to spot.

Good way to figure out where you are.

'Kay, great. Here's the thing, though.

I call that "Owen's Hallway" so only Owen can use it.

But there's no other way to the stairs.

Yeah.

That's how I got the video game room all to myself...

You can't stay there.

Fine.

This concludes our training video.

Thanks for coming, Odd Squad. There you ar

What seems to be the problem, sir?

I'll tell you what the problem is.

That tube entrance you just came in from.

There are Odd Squad agents coming through here all day.

Are you sure?

Yes, I'm sure.

One agent is hardly what I'd call

"coming through here all day."

I can't get any work done.

I think I know what the problem is.

You're in the central hub.

Say what?

This tube entrance is a really busy spot.

You're like the Chicago O'Hare of tube entrances.

I thought everybody flew through Denver.

Denver or Chicago.

However, you want to look at it, really.

I'm getting a shut down for you as we speak.

Thanks for coming Odd Squad.

Happy to help. Have a great day.

Right. It's closed now.

We should have seen that one coming.

Ah...

Ahhh...

Sing a C note for me.

BOTH: Ahh...

It's just as I suspected.

You're fine.

That's a relief.

Keep playing tag and read plenty of nonfiction.

(Laughs)

What's so funny? Nothing is funny.

(Laughs)

Then why you laughing?

I didn't laugh. (Laughs)

I did laugh.

Look into my eyes. What do you see?

It's like a circus on spin cycle.

Oh no.

I have a case of the sillies.

You have the sillies?

Whoa, whoa, whoa people.

What's the sillies?

It's a condition that makes you do and say silly things.

If it goes untreated, you stop talking entirely

and just run around like this.

(Yelling)

That wasn't me laughing out of control.

That was me showing what it looks like.

(Yelling)

That was me laughing out of control.

There must be a way to stop this like an antidote.

Yes. Under there.

Under where?

Ha ha! You said underwear.

Oh, no. I'm done for.

No, you're not. I have an idea.

You want me to work with Ocean?

I don't even work well with myself.

You're a scientist and you deal with creatures.

The two of you combined, it's kind of like a doctor.

I get it. She stands on my shoulders,

and we wear a big coat, look like one person.

MISS O: No, you don't have to look like one person.

You act like one person.

Here's Dr. O's medical book.

I need you to combine ingredients

to make an antidote to cure Dr. O's sillies.

Olympia and Otis, keep an eye on Dr. O.

Don't worry, Ms. O. We got this under control.

(Screams)

We're in the process of getting it under control.

Yeah. Go, go, go.

OONA: Let's take these ingredients one at a time.

Ingredient number one, a tiny storm cloud.

I think that's it.

(Thunder claps)

Gnarly.

Next we need a six-inch mustache.

What's that?

A mustache?

It's hair guys grow on their upper lips to look ironic

or like a private investigator in Hawaii.

No, the other 'fandangy' word, inches.

Let me introduce you to this. It's called a ruler.

It's used for measuring lengths, how long something is.

Hand me those mustaches. They're in the cupboard.

Pick an end.

Line this up with the first line on your ruler,

that's your zero mark.

See what mark and number it's next to.

Make sure not to move it.

This mustache is three inches.

Boom. Too short.

Let me take one of them hairy caterpillars for a spin.

inches. This is a long fella.

Six inches.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have found the mustache

we're looking for.

Catch you later, mouth brow.

Next we need a prickle bush root...

...which Dr. O is out of.

Chill out, dudette.

Ocean knows where to find more.

BOTH: Dr. O!

We lost her trail.

She's a mayor of silly town by now.

Hello. DR. O: Hello.

Who is this? DR. O: Who is this?

It's a prank call from Dr. O.

DR. O: It's a prank call from Dr. O.

Wait. I think I hear her voice.

Keep her talking.

I'm Otis.

No, I'm Otis.

(Both yelling)

What the- What is this?

Plastic wrap trap. Dr. O'd.

Come on. It's over here.

I forget which one is the green house.

I think it's in here.

Whoa. Wrong green house. Sorry.

Here we go.

There's the prickle bush root.

How much do we need?

Eight inches.

I line up one with the first mark on the ruler.

Then I look at the other end to see how long it is.

Eight inches. Bam. First try.

Hey, this is just like the plant you have in the creature room.

What's it called? Grabber plant.

(Screams)

No good. You got to sing.

What?

Grabber plants are very melodious creatures.

I'll give you some accompaniment.

I don't know what to sing about.

How about your arm?

(♪♪♪)

♪ I like my arm.

♪ It bends at the elbows nicely. ♪

♪ I've washed it at least twicely. ♪

We did it. High five.

If you've only washed that twice,

I'm going to pass.

BOTH: Dr. O.

That is the fifth banana peel we slipped on today.

Where does she keep getting these?

Costa Rica. No.

India. No. Mexico. No.

Banana room. Yeah.

Dr. O?

It's worse than I thought.

Dr. O, you're better than this.

You're not Dr. Silly.

You're Dr. O.

We're more than just your co-workers.

We're you're friends.

Sure, you could stay on the path to silly town.

Or you can help us help you.

It's your choice.

What is your choice?

(Blows raspberry)

(Giggles and screams)

Plastic wrap trap.

That's as the astronaut say is that.

What's the last ingredient, Ocean?

A gallon of...

non-fat strawberry yogurt.

Am I reading that right?

What is that?

Non-fat strawberry yogurt?

No. The other weird word.

Gallon?

I'm a creature guy.

Wait. I know this one.

You measure with this sticky thingy.

Rulers are used for measuring length.

You measure liquid using containers

that measure capacity.

That's how much something it hold.

Got it?

This jug, when full, is one gallon of non-fat yogurt.

Right now, it's at the half gallon mark

which means it's halfway to a gallon,

so we need another half gallon.

Good news.

We've got a Squanzo Banzo in the creature room.

It cries out with a non-fat strawberry yogurt tears.

Really? Wow.

That's great but so weird.

Also, what's the bad news?

OCEAN: He's a super happy dude.

What's up, Ocean?

You have a lady friend.

What's up, lady friend?

Hi.

Hi is my favorite word.

How are we going to make him cry exactly?

With great difficulty.

Difficulty is the best.

Hello. Dianne speaking.

Dianne?

I don't like to give away my identity.

CREATURE: I do.

Just to let you know, Dr. O has been captured.

She is actually tickling Otis so hard,

he's crying right now,

so maybe we're captured.

Hold the phone.

Did you just say Otis is laughing so hard he's crying?

Yeah.

Dr. O has her tickling game down.

Get her to the creature room now.

Stat or on the double,

pick one.

I have an idea how to get that yogurt.

Tickle, tickle, tickle. Keep laughing, buddy.

I love being tickled.

Come on. We're almost there.

(Laughing)

One gallon. That should be all we need.

Right.

Moment of truth.

(Laughing)

OLYMPIA: We got the doctor.

(Laughing)

OTIS: Well, did it work?

I think a better question would be what's next?

That's probably her way of saying thank you.

(Dr. O laughs)

No, that's my way of saying thank you.

Also, thank you.

That's also my way of saying thank you.

I'll lead with that next time.

Best day ever.

I joined because rain should come down from the sky,

not up from the ground.

I joined because doors should open,

not make Spanish omelets.

I joined because your earlobe shouldn't do this.

(Strange sounds)

We are...

We are...

We are...

We are Odd Squad.

MISS O: Since the beginning of time,

and we are talking way back,

we've been fighting odd.

In our spare time,

we also like to draw pictures of ourselves.

This is our second favorite one.

There's no case too big,

no case too small.

At Odd Squad, we do it all.

(Yelling "Buy, buy" and "Sell, sell")

Yes, that is a herd of wild businessmen.

My name is Dr. O. Join Odd Squad at pbskids.or

I'm the doctor here at Odd Squad.

It's not like I'm always talking about it.

Of course, I am. I'm a doctor.

I'm a doctor, not a juice box.

I'm a doctor, Ms. O, not a party planner.

I'm a doctor, not a Retriever.

Actually, I think I am a Retriever.

Just to be clear, I do say other things.

What's next?

What's next?

What's next?

When an agent comes to me with a problem,

I'm really good at calming them down.

Bad news is there's no good news.

My hardest day on the job?

When every Odd Squad agent in this office

got a strange disease that had them making weird noises.

Doctor, I've never seen anything like this.

Where do we start?

My second hardest day on the job?

When every Odd Squad agent in this office

got a strange disease that had them making weird noises.

Doctor, I've never seen anything like this.

Where do we start?

They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away,

which is why I am not a fan of apples.

What's next?

Welcome to Odd Squad: A Guide to your Gadgets.

Behold, the Toothbrush-Inator.

The first gadget ever created.

Most people don't know the Toothbrush-Inator

isn't used for brushing teeth.

It's used to comb your eyebrows

with high quality bristles

made from only the finest horse tail hair.

The Toothbrush-Inator can withstand anything

except toothpaste.

This has been a helpful guide to the Toothbrush-Inator.

Remember, knowledge is power,

power is gadgets,

and gadgets is ham salad.