02x25 - Two Agents and a Baby/Ocean and the Fly

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02x25 - Two Agents and a Baby/Ocean and the Fly

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[Ms. O] Coming up next

on Odd Squad.

I need you to babysit Baby Genius.

[Both] What?

[Olympia] This is gonna take us forever if we're babysitting.

[Cackling]

[Ms. O] You need to figure out Marty Marmalade's clues

before he strikes again.

Oh no, we're too late!

My name is Agent Olympia.

This is my partner, Agent Otis.

This is a one-trick pony.

But back to Otis and me.

We work for an organization run by kids

that investigates anything strange, weird,

and especially odd.

Our job is to put things right again.

♪ [Uptempo opening theme]



[Olympia] Who do we work for?

We work for Odd Squad.

[Ms. O] Two Agents and a Baby.

Thank you for coming, Odd Squad.

[Otis] New office?

Yes.

I got seven promotions since I saw you last.

Things are going quite well.

What seems to be the problem, ma'am?

Well, any time I do work, this happens.

♪ She's picking up her pen. ♪

♪ She's back at work again. ♪

♪ This lady has a job to do... ♪

♪ be-do-be-do- be-do-be-doo... ♪

Ah, you got yourself a backup singer.

We can get rid of him for you.

No, I love that I have a backup singer.

I just wish he wouldn't always sing about work.

I have other interests.

I'm getting my pilot license, for example.

I have an idea.

Can you please start working again?

♪ Watch her organize...

Excuse me? Hi.

Can you please sing about some of her other interests?

I could give it a sh*t.

♪ Hey, this lady is on fire. ♪

♪ With her pilot's license, she'll go even higher. ♪

Problem solved.

Back to headquarters?

Or we can stay and watch the show.

Yeah, okay.

♪ That's why she's in charge. ♪

[Woman] Oh, yes!

♪ She planned a wedding for her friend in Saskatoon. ♪

He does his research.

♪ She ran a marathon for charity in June. ♪

[Woman] So generous.

♪ That's why this lady is in charge. ♪

You're hired!

[Bleats]

[Ms. O] There you two are.

Something very odd has happened.

Look over there.

Now look back.

[Both] Whoa!

Hello.

How familiar are you two with Odd Squad history?

I know everything up to Rivka and Baby Genius showing up

in your office just now.

Good. Then you know they've been a huge help to us

over the years.

Now they need our help.

I'm going back to school and I need you to

babysit Baby Genius.

[Both] What?

Here are his diaper bags,

bottles and toys, soothers,

and emergency number should anything go wrong.

Wait, this is my phone number.

And now, here's your case.

I thought Baby Genius was our case.

No, that's an assignment.

Your case is stopping Jamie Jam's cousin, Marty Marmalade.

Hello, Odd Squad!

You may have stopped Jamie Jam from jamming up the town,

but you'll never stop me because I'm coming at you

with marmalade.

Big difference.

You see, marmalade is made with fruit peels whereas

jam is a thick mixture of fruit, pectin, and sugar.

Anyway, I'll be marmalading Flower Street all day long,

and you will never figure out my clues fast enough

to stop my next att*ck.

[Cackling]

You need to figure out Marty Marmalade's clues before

he strikes again.

How are we supposed to do that if we're

taking care of Baby Genius?

Don't see him as a problem.

See him as an opportunity.

An opportunity that probably needs a diaper change.

[Shouts] Now go!

Otis, this is gonna take us forever to cr*ck this case

if we're babysitting.

I have an idea.

I have a ton of experience looking after babies.

Baby dragons, baby gargoyles, baby giant apes.

Baby humans?

First time for everything.

Come to Ocean, little guy!

What happened to your hands?

I honestly don't remember.

But I have way better grip now.

On second thought...

[Otis] You seem busy.

Goodbye.

All right, I'd be happy to watch this little guy.

I'm great with kids.

Oopsie.

Let me just clean it up with my Broom-inator.

[Loud clatter]

Okay, tell you what.

I'll hold the baby while you guys sweep this up.

Guys?

We've been asking everyone inside of headquarters

for help.

Then we realized, we should've came to you

in the first place.

You have experience.

You're responsible.

And you are by far the most mature person here.

[Baby talk]

Sounds like a yes to me.

Thanks, Agent Orson.

We owe you one.

We'll be at our desks if you need us.

This is the first clue Marty Marmalade left before

he struck Flower Street.

Jamie Jam's clues are usually math problems.

Looks like her cousin Marty Marmalade is doing the same.

Three square two.

That square's gotta stand for something.

Maybe it's a minus sign?

Three minus two.

Or a plus sign.

Three plus two.

Or three times two.

Multiplication.

We haven't tried that one.

Let's do that.

[Otis] Okay. Three times two is three two times.

So two groups of three.

And that's one, two, three, four, five, six.

Six.

And that's where he struck, Flower Street.

We broke the code!

And now that we know what the square stands for,

let's look at his latest clue and plug it in.

[Olympia] The next place Marty Marmalade is going

is five times two.

That's five two times.

And that's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,

eight, nine, ten. Ten!

[Otis] Marty Marmalade's next target is Flower Street.

Let's move.

Wait. What about Baby Genius?

It's cool, he's with Agent Orson.

[Babies crying]

Baby fight, baby fight!

We'd better take him with us.

[Olympia] There it is!

Flower Street.

Oh no, we're too late.

I'll say. I'm covered in jam!

Actually, that's marmalade.

You see, marmalade is made with fruit peels,

but jam is just fruit and...

I'm not helping, am I?

Not really, no.

If you'll excuse me, I suddenly have

a craving for toast.

Now what?

Looks like Marty Marmalade left another clue.

Twenty circle two equals blank.

We just figured out that the square means

the multiplication sign.

Now he's using a circle?

Maybe the circle stands for addition or subtraction?

Let's figure out both and split up and each take

one address so we can make sure we catch him.

[Otis] Great idea.

[Olympia] Twenty minus two is nineteen, eighteen.

Flower Street.

And plus two is , .

Flower Street.

I'll take , you take .

[Baby crying]

How do we decide who takes the baby with them?

I have a great idea.

Could you take this please

and this please?

[Groans]

That was a great idea.

Marmaladed?

That's the one that's made with the peels, right?

Yes!

Hmm... Hmm...

No, can't say that I have.

Thanks anyway, sir.

Hey, partner?

No luck here.

He's not here either.

This makes no sense.

Hang on, I'm getting another call.

Hello?

[Woman] Hi. We met earlier?

I'm at Flower Street.

It happened again.

We'll be right there.

Great.

Marty Marmalade hit Flower Street a second time.

What? How is that possible?

I don't know!

Meet me at Flower Street.

[Olympia] On my way.

I got cleaned up, I put on clean clothes,

and then wham!

Is there something about me that's just screaming for jam?

I hate to keep pointing this out, but it's marmalade.

[Woman] Either way,

I'm going to go inside now and

take another shower.

And call the carpet cleaner.

Look, another code.

[Olympia] Ugh. Not another circle!

We know it's not multiplication,

and we also tried addition and subtraction.

None of them work.

[Baby Genius crying]

Why is he crying again?

I don't know, I've tried everything.

Toys, food, funny faces.

I guess geniuses are just fussy.

Wait, what did you say?

Okay, I didn't do funny faces.

I just don't find faces funny.

No, the other thing.

He's a genius, Otis, but we never once asked him for help.

Right! It's like Ms. O said:

Don't look at Baby Genius as a problem;

look at him as an opportunity.

Baby Genius, could you please help us with

Marty Marmalade's latest clue?

[Baby Genius] Division.

Did he just say his first word?

He said, "Division."

I think he's trying to tell us

the circle stands for division.

[Baby Genius] Correct.

That's the one operation you haven't tried.

It's the sign with the dash and the two dots.

[Olympia] So for Marty Marmalade's latest clue,

eight circle two is really eight divided by two.

Which means we divide the number eight

into two equal groups.

And if we divide eight by two...

[Otis] One, two, three, four.

We get four in each group.

[Olympia] So eight divided by two equals four.

Which means Marty Marmalade's next target is

Flower Street.

[Olympia] It's Marty Marmalade! Uh-oh!

We'd better hurry or we're never gonna make it.

[Otis] We need to go faster.

[Whooshing]

What's that sound?

I want to say rocket boosters.

Get on!

Aha!

Oh, what's happening?

I don't know!

[Otis] There he is!

Drop the marmalade, Marty Marmalade!

Odd Squad?

[Olympia] That's right.

We can fly now.

You're not really flying, you're more hanging onto

a weird-looking carriage rocket thingy.

The important thing is it's awesome.

And as soon as we get down, you're busted.

How exactly do we do that?

Don't know.

Maybe we say, "Land."

[Both yelp]

Try and look cool.

[Sigh] Busted.

[Bleating]

Good work, agents.

You stopped Marty Marmalade's marmalade att*cks.

Thanks, Ms. O.

But we couldn't have done it without Baby Genius.

And that thing over there.

What thing?

[Both gasp]

Thanks to your help, I now have

my pilot school graduation certificate.

Did you know this carriage can fly?

Yeah, not good with landings though.

Hence pilot certificate.

Good call.

Got it.



[Fanfare]

[Oona] Odd Squad training video number :

♪<span tts:fontStyle="italic"> A guide to your health. ♪

Howdy-do, agents!

Being healthy is an important part of staying on top of

all your cases.

So get plenty of sleep, remember to exercise,

and never eat the one-million- year-old cheese

in the Odd Squad museum or this could happen to you.

We all make mistakes.

This one happens to make my lab smell like cheese.

Luckily we could fix this with magical crackers.

You can find these magical crackers in the magical

cr*cker room, right next to the tomato soup room.

Or just follow the cr*cker crumbs.

[Crunching]

Tell me you did not already start eating those.

How many did you eat?

What this agent does not know is that it takes exactly

six crackers to cure cheese head.

If you eat any more then your whole body

will turn into cheese. Forever.

Well, let's figure out how many crackers this agent ate.

One, two, three, four, five crackers are left.

Using an equation, or a number sentence, we can find out

how many crackers he ate.

Every container holds crackers,

and we want to know the combination of two numbers

that will add together to make .

We know that five are left, so we can put that

in the first blank.

We just need to figure out what number should

go in the other blank to make .

Usually the blank's at the end of the equation,

after the equal sign, not in the middle.

What if we switch this equation around so it looks

like a subtraction question we've seen before, because

you can actually subtract from to figure out

the missing number.

Much easier!

So minus crackers equals .

This agent ate five crackers, and since curing a cheese head

requires exactly six crackers, he just needs to eat

one more magical cr*cker.

Hey, it's Ohlm!

Thanks, Oona!

Sorry this happens every day.

It's okay.

I like the lab smelling like cheese.

[Ms. O] Ocean and the Fly.

Thanks for coming, Odd Squad.

What seems to be the problem, Karate Carl?

Watch what happens when I try to chop this board

with my bare hands.

Hi-ya!

It broke.

Exactly.

Now watch what happens when I try to chop two boards

with my bare hands.

Hi-ya!

They also broke.

Pretty cool, huh?

Now watch what happens when I...

Karate Carl. Sorry to interrupt, it's just...

Did you call us here just so you could show off?

Oh, man.

I thought I'd chop at least before you guys

got suspicious.

You can chop boards?

With your bare hands?

Technically I've never done it before, but...

[Otis] I'll stay for that. [Olympia] Okay, we're in.

[Drum roll]

Hi-ya!

I guess the answer's no.

[squawking]

[Fly buzzing]

[Ocean] Stop! Don't swat that fly!

It's protocol, Ocean.

No flies in Odd Squad headquarters.

That thing gets in the wall, it could mess with the wiring

and we'll all be toast.

Or maybe a bagel.

I can't remember.

Anyways...

Stop!

That fly's Oona.

Either you start making sense immediately

or I keep swatting.

Oona, help me out here.

[Oona, high-pitched] Hey, Owen. It's me, Oona!

How did this happen?

Well, it all started this morning...

Whoa. Do you mind if Ocean tells the story?

Your high-pitched fly voice is giving me my first headache.

[Ocean] Sure, dude.

It all started this morning.

Oona was doing an experiment trying to switch the bodies

of a fly and a ham sandwich

when the craziest thing happened.

She dropped the gadget...

[Loud zap]

and she switched bodies with the fly instead.

[Oona] Whoa, I'm a fly!

And... there goes my body.

So what happened to the ham sandwich?

Nothing.

It's still there.

So you're saying it's still up for grabs?

Owen, Oona is a fly and we need you

to find her real body.

[Oona] While we find the ingredients to make

a cure to switch me back.

Oona and I need to find the three ingredients by nightfall

or else.

Or else Oona will be a fly forever?

No, but three and a half years.

[Oona] Which is still really frustrating.

Frustrating like that voice?

Point is, if we don't find Oona's real body,

we can't switch her back.

So can you help us?

Nobody knows this place better than you do.

Fine, I'll do it.

But only because of the last part

where you complimented me.

[Oona] All right.

What do we need?

[Ocean] The first ingredient we need...

is a griffin whisker.

[Oona] Looks like it's time to go see Baby Genius.

[Ocean] You know, I kinda like your voice.

[Oona] They must be here somewhere.

[Clattering]

[Ocean gasps]

Who are you?

I'm Ocean.

My friend Oona here's been turned into a fly.

I don't see fly.

[Oona] I'm right here!

It's just too dark in here.

I'm going to turn the lights on.

[Oona] Whoa!

Oh, now I see this fly.

You could've just turned the lights on?

I always keep it dark and mysterious.

I thought that's how Odd Squad liked it.

No, it's super creepy.

[Oona] This is way better.

Well... life, right?

Anyway, how can I help Baby Genius help you?

We're looking for a griffin whisker that's inches long.

Baby can give you this whisker.

But first, he would like to see you do

an impressive dance.

To this.

[Quick, arrhythmic music]

This music's impossible to dance to.

[Oona] I have an idea!

I'll fly around and annoy you.

Yeah, you're doing it!

[Ocean] Ugh, Oona, stop!

Ugh.

Very... avant garde.

[Baby Genius laughs]

Baby Genius approves.

Here is a selection of whiskers.

This ruler's inches long.

We could use it to measure a whisker that's inches.

Which means it'll go up to this mark.

[Oona] Good call!

I just line the end up to the end of the ruler.

Four inches.

Too short.

[Oona] Try another one, Ocean.

[Both] Ten inches!

Whisker acquired.

[Oona] Yippee!

Thank...

Whoa. They're gone.

[Oona] Actually, they're right there.

I admit it is harder to mysteriously disappear

with the lights on.

Or is it?

It is. It is.

Here fly, fly, fly.

[Crowing]

Hey, Otis, I'm looking for Oona.

Well, not Oona.

Oona's body with the mind of a fly.

I feel like I should ask a follow-up question.

Oona switched bodies with a fly.

Trust me, I don't want to get into the whole thing.

That's ridiculous.

Of course it is.

I mean, that's impossible.

I was just having lunch with her.

Hey, Oona, I'm trying to find the perfect ringtone.

Which one do you think's best?

Buzz.

Perfect.

Buzz.

Heard you the first time, thanks.

Yeah, she was definitely a weird fly person.

Any idea where she went?

Nope.

So this entire conversation was a waste of time.

No it wasn't, because I told you you have a tiny piece of

lettuce stuck in your teeth.

Oh, that was from the free ham sandwich I had in the lab.

- Did I get it? - Nope.

- Did I get it? - No.

- Did I get it? - Yep.

- Really? - No.

Arr! Welcome to the cave of me, Captain Butterbeard.

So, you wish to obtain a magic pearl?

Yes. It's the second ingredient we need to...

Stop! If ye wish to obtain the magic pearl,

there's something ye must do.

[Oona] Aye aye, captain!

Okay, so here's ye task.

But I must warn ye, ye may only choose once,

so ye choose wisely.

[Ocean] We understand.

I'm designing a label for me butter to sell to people.

Which do ye prefer: this one or this one?

That one.

[Oona] Totally.

Are ye sure?

If I don't choose the right label,

no one will buy me butter.

Definitely.

[Oona] Absolutely.

Hmm. I was really leaning towards this one,

but if a boy and his fly are in agreement,

then who am I to disagree?

And now ye shall have ye pearl. [Laughs]

Okay.

We need a nine-inch pearl.

Luckily this ruler goes up to .

[Oona] But Ocean, we need a pearl that has

a circumference of nine inches.

That's the distance around it.

Oh, yeah.

And since it's round, we can't measure it with a ruler.

We need something that bends.

[Oona] Oh! Use your tape measure.

Yeah, good idea.

Okay, where the beginning of the tape measure meets up

with the tape measure again, that's the measurement.

Twelve inches.

Too big.

Nine inches.

[Oona] Yeah! Only one more ingredient to go.

Thank you, Captain!

Arr! Every fiber of me being is saying,

"Choose the other label."

But I've made me choice and I'm sticking with it.

Totally impossible, Owen.

I just saw Oona. She was a human being.

Olympia, I bet if you told me the story you'll realize

she was a fly.

So we were in the afternoon singalong in the ball pit.

♪ The wheels on the...

Buzz.

♪ ...go round and round, round and round, ♪

♪ round and round, the wheels on the... ♪

Buzz.

♪ ...go round and round...

Fly.

Do you know where she was headed?

No.

So this entire conversation was a waste of time?

No it wasn't, because I told you

you have mustard on your shirt.

Man.

- Did I get it? - No.

- Did I get it? - No.

- Did I get it? - Yes.

- Really? - No.

[Bleats]

All right, last ingredient.

We need an orange with a circumference of inches.

Oh, no! I lost my tape measure.

[Oona] Why don't you use something else?

Like a shoelace.

Then you can measure the shoelace.

[Ocean] My shoelace goes around the orange.

[Oona] Now make a mark where the shoelace meets up

with the rest.

[Ocean] Nice.

Now I can use my ruler to measure that part of

the shoelace to get the circumference.

[Oona] You read my fly mind.

[Ocean] Ten inches.

That's the one.

Got it on the first try.

[Oona] That was easy!

Hey, don't we know that guy?

It's not as bad as the label makes it look!

A boy and his fly made me pick it.

Avert your eyes from the hideous label!

Ye!

Ye made me pick the wrong label!

Run! Flight! Uh... Run!

Arr!

The cure is blended and ready to go.

[Oona] But where's my body?

Bad news.

I haven't found her.

[Both] What?

I've been running around this place all day.

So I have two ideas.

One, I give up.

Two...

sticky paper.

Perfect for catching a fly.

Nice idea, but how do you get the fly to come to you?

I'm loaded up with garbage.

Buzz.

[Oona] It worked!

Quick, throw the potion on us.

Howdy-do!

Thanks guys!

[high-pitched] I'm glad that's over.

Oh no.

My voice!

Guess I'd better start making another cure.

Meh... We'll deal with it later.

[Shouts] Going on break!



[Oona] Odd Squad Training Video number :

♪<span tts:fontStyle="italic"> A guide to your tie. ♪

Howdy-do, agents!

Here at Odd Squad, every agent wears a tie.

Attached to a tie is a ruler.

Your tie can do different things depending on

how long it is.

Right now, the tie is inches long,

but when we make it longer to inches...

[Beep, whir]

Now your tie can beatbox.

♪ [Uptempo electronic music]

Got something stuck between your teeth?

Simply make the tie shorter to seven inches.

[Beep, whir]

[Buzz]

Look at those pearly whites.

Okay, you can leave now.

Things are about to get intense.

As you know, I myself wear a bowtie mostly to look good,

but it can also turn me into...

a box.

So that's cool because... a free box.

And I can turn myself back tugging the bowtie again.

[Grunting and straining]

Except I can't.

Because I'm a box.

Wow, I really shouldn't have told her to leave.

Odd Squad - teaming up with teamwork together as a team.

My name's Ocean.

I run the creature room here at Odd Squad

and I'm about this tall.

Oh, you can see me?

Cool.

That saves a bunch of time.

My hardest day here?

I guess it was when I started floating.

There!

Help! I do not like being out of control!

Oh... That wasn't me.

Oh, I know!

My hardest day here was when I fought the spaghetti monster.

[Both yelling]

Oh, man! That's two people that weren't me.

Oh, oh, oh! I got it.

My hardest day here was when I tamed a wild creature.

Shh... Shh...

I'm good, aren't I?

[Ms. O] Odd Squad - teams working in teams together

as a team together. I think that was it.

[Oona] Welcome to Odd Squad: ♪ A guide to your gadgets.

Behold the Toothbrush-inator,

the first gadget ever created.

Most people don't know the Toothbrush-inator isn't used

for brushing teeth.

It's used to comb your eyebrows with high-quality

bristles made from only the finest horse tail hair.

The Toothbrush-inator can withstand anything

except toothpaste.

This has been a helpful guide to the Toothbrush-inator.

Remember, knowledge is power, power is gadgets,

and gadgets is ham salad.





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