03x15 - The Sandwich Project/Wax on Wax Odd

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03x15 - The Sandwich Project/Wax on Wax Odd

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[Big O] Coming up next on Odd Squad...

We're gonna solve our th case.

The mobile unit went from this, to this.

[cackling]

[Dr. O] They'll be sandwiches forever.

How do we turn them back into people?

[Opal] My name is Agent Opal.

These are my partners, Omar, Orla and Oswald.

This is a really nice day.

We travel the world investigating anything strange,

weird,

and especially odd.

Our job is to put things right again.

[screaming]



[cheering]



[all] Shields up!



[Opal] Who do we work for?

We work for Odd Squad.

[Big O] The Sandwich Project.

And we're recording.

Hi, I'm Omar and today we're in Pittsburgh,

where we're gonna solve our th case

and catch the evil sandwich villain Shelly Contessan

and here's the team that's going to make it all happen.

Opal, Oswald, Orla, everybody say hi.

Not a good time Omar.

Shelly Contessan is turning people into sandwiches.

Time to put the camera down

and put on your sandwich handling gloves.

I can do gloves and camera because,

I'm going to attach this camera to this helmet.

Now I can record video

and help with the case at the same time.

Suit yourself,

but it seems like a whole lot of work

for a video nobody's ever going to watch.

[Omar] Sure they will.

Selfie.

[camera clicks]

This video was recorded earlier today.

and at some point the mobile unit went from this...

to this.

Dr. O, what are we looking at here?

Salami on a Kaiser, tuna on rye,

ham sandwich, and a deluxe double egger

all stuffed with fries.

It's a Pittsburgh thing.

How do we turn them back into people?

All we need to do is unzap them

with Shelly Contessan's sandwich ray.

Ha! You wish.

You can't unzap them until you know

which agent is which sandwich.

[Big O] That shouldn't be too hard.

And you have to put them in

the exact order I zapped them.

And I'm not going to tell you who I zapped first,

second, third, or forth.

And if you don't figure it out,

they'll be sandwiches forever.

[cackling maniacally]

Security, get her out of here.

Dr. O how much time do we have?

Not much. The bread is already getting soggy.

I have an idea.

This is Agent Org from the Odd Squad

audio-visual department.

Since Omar was filming all day,

his videos might hold clues to who Shelly Contessan zapped

first, second, third, and forth.

The only problem is Omar filmed a lot of video

and the clips aren't in any kind of order.

[Big O] If we pay close enough attention

to the details in the videos

we can figure this out.

Show me what you got.

You'll never catch me Odd Squad.

I'm Shelly Contessan.

-[gadget zapping] -Aw, you caught me.

Too bad you won't be able to tell anyone.

Bam.

Hope you like ham.

[cackling]

This must have been the last video that was sh*t

because it shows Shelly getting caught in the net.

And since Omar was the one with the camera

he must have been the last one who got zapped

into a ham sandwich.

Clear.

Dr. O, what are you doing?

I made labels so we can keep track of

which sandwich is which agent.

I'm making a timeline to help organize

the order of events from first to last.

Timeline-inator.

[gadget zapping]

These numbers represent who Shelly zapped first,

second, third, and forth.

And since we know Omar was the last one to get zapped,

he's number four.

Sandwich on the move.

[Big O] Now we need to figure out who was zapped

first, second, and third.

[Agent] Tough case, huh?

[shouting panic]

No, don't, this sandwich is from home.

[Big O] New rule,

nobody eats sandwiches until we turn our agents back.

Big O, I got something.

Everyone, you're in great danger.

What's going on?

-[Omar] Who are you? -[Baker] The baker.

[Oswald] Checks out. There's a villain in the area

named Shelly Contessan

who's turning people into sandwiches.

Then why are carrying around party balloons?

[Omar] Because once we catch Shelly,

it'll be our th case solved

and then we're going to celebrate.

Which reminds me, can you bake us a cake?

I'll need at least an hour.

Omar, we need to focus on the case.

[Omar] I'm super focused.

Focusing on picking up this cake in an hour

because we're going to solve the case.

-[faint zapping] -[Oswald gasps]

It's Shelly Contessan. Let's move!

[Oswald & Omar] Odd Squad! Odd Squad!

Stop right there!

Why don't you stop right there.

[zapping]

[Omar] Oh no! Oswald's a tuna on rye.

[cackling]

With fries. Welcome to Pittsburgh.

-Now it's your turn. -[zapping]

[Omar] I got you Oswald.

-[zapping] -Woah!

[Dr. O] Tuna on rye.

I need an Oswald label, stat.

That video also proves

that Oswald was turned into a sandwich before Omar.

Because we just saw Omar pick up the Oswald sandwich.

Exactly and because we know Omar was zapped last

we can place Oswald before Omar on the timeline.

Sandwich on the move.

Hold on.

All we know is he was zapped before Omar

and since Omar is last,

Oswald could have been first, second,

or even third.

We need more clues.

Big O, I think I got something.

[Orla] She went this way, hurry.

[Orla and Omar] Odd Squad! Odd Squad! Stop right there!

[Shelly groans]

[Orla] Come on Omar.

[Omar] I'm running as fast as I can.

[Orla] Your days of turning humans into sandwiches

are over, Shelly.

[Shelly] I'll tell ya kid, I admire your toughness.

Which is why I'll let you decide

what kind of sandwich you want to be.

Either way, it's gonna have fries on it.

[Orla] No one shall turn me into a sandwich.

[Shelly] Deluxe double egger it is.

-[Omar] Orla! -[Shelly cackling]

-[Shelly] Oh! -[cackling continues]

You're next, camera boy.

-[zapping] -[Omar] Woah!

-[zapping] -Woah.

[zapping]

Ah!

Orla is the deluxe double egger.

And Opal is the salami on the Kaiser

because that's the only one left.

Clear.

But the video doesn't tell us much else.

We need to know when Oswald and Opal were zapped

but Omar and Orla never mentioned them.

No, but we have great clues.

We just need to closely.

Org, show me the moment where Omar picked up

the Orla deluxe double egger.

[audio squeaking]

Look at what Omar's holding.

[Org] Party balloons.

[Big O] Now pull up the footage from the bakery

on another screen.

In the bakery, the balloons are filled with air.

Near the lookout, the balloons are still in the package.

[Org] So if the party balloons are still in their package

near the lookout that means the lookout video

came before the bakery video

when the balloons are filled with air?

And Orla's in the lookout video.

Which means, Orla was turned into a sandwich before Oswald.

So, she goes before Oswald.

[Big O] Yes, but we still don't know what position

Orla and Oswald are in.

What?

They could be first and second,

second and third, or even first and third.

[Org] We won't know for sure until we find out

when Opal was zapped.

We don't have much time.

Oswald's mayo's starting to turn.

Big O, I know I keep saying this,

but I think I got something here.

[Opal] Look.

It's that weird logo we've been seeing everywhere.

Omar, hand me that photo of Shelly Contessan.

[Omar] Here you go.

Check it out. She has one too.

[static noise]

Captain's blog, Pittsburgh Pennsylvania.

I think someone is organising

all the villains into a super group.

Maybe the smartest person Odd Squad

has ever been up against.

[Omar] I bet that this'll cheer you up.

[Opal] You went and got cake?

Omar, you need to focus on the case.

[Omar] I can focus on the case and the cake.

-[Opal] Hand it over. -[Omar] No.

-[Opal] Give it. -[Omar] No way!

-[Opal] Give it! -[Omar] No!

[squish]

Great. Now I've got...

cake all over me.

[Omar] Sorry partner, you were right.

This idea to film was silly.

What are you doing?

[Omar] I'm taking this helmet camera off.

I just really wanted our th case to be special.

Something that we could look back on and remember.

As a team.

[Shelly cackling]

-[Omar] My camera! -[Opal] Come back

-for it later. Run! -[zapping]

That was Opal who got zapped,

because Omar caught Shelly Contessan with the net-inator.

And we already figured out Opal

was turned into a salami sandwich.

Which is the sandwich we just saw in the video.

-But where does Opal go? -After Oswald.

Rewind this clip to the beginning.

Omar's holding a cake in this video.

So it would have to come after Oswald

was turned into a sandwich.

How can you be sure?

[Dr. O] Omar was with Oswald

when he ordered the cake in the bakery.

A cake he said he had to pick up an hour later,

and Oswald was zapped just outside the bakery.

Which means...

Orla was first,

Oswald second,

Opal third, and Omar fourth.

Clear the area people.

Preparing to zap sandwiches.

Wait, those are in the wrong order.

What?!

Omar wasn't zapped last. He was zapped third,

making him the salami sandwich.

Opal was the one Shelly zapped last.

She's the ham.

But we know Omar was last,

he was filming all day long.

You need to trust me.

[ominous music]

[zapping]

[cheering]

[Big O] Welcome back, agents.

Big O, how did you know Opal was

the last one turned into a sandwich?

Pull up the clip where Shelly was blasted by the net-inator.

[audio squeaking]

This agent's arms have cake smeared all over them.

The only person with cake on them was Opal.

I'm confused,

and not just because I smell like salami and fries.

I'm saying Opal picked up the camera

after you were turned into a sandwich

-and kept filming. -Yeah but only because-

Because she knew how much it meant to you.

And because Opal thinks the world of you.

[Opal sighs]

You're right, Omar.

Solving cases is a big deal.

I'm lucky to be part of this team.

I only wish we could've had that big celebration party.

I think I got something here.

I managed to pull this together.

[epbeat music]

And today, we're in Pittsburgh!

Pittsburgh!

-We are- -The Odd Squad-

Mobile unit. -We're gonna solve our--

th case.

-Party? -Party.

And catch the evil sandwich villain.

Shelly Contessan.

You'll never catch me, Odd Squad.

Ugh, you caught me.

-[Omar] Party. -Party.

Party.

-Yes! -[fireworks erupt]



[lion roaring]

[Opal] Odd Squad Training Video

Number Two Thousand and Something:

Training New Recruits.

Agent Opal here,

today the Big O has put me in charge of training

one of Odd Squad's future agents.

This will be harder than I thought.

Time for Opal's training tips for maximum eliteness.

Keep the body sharp.

Keep the mind sharp.

Keep the pencils sharp.

It's important to also keep your stomach sharp

with a healthy breakfast.

Shmumberos cereal.

And today, our new recruit is going to prepare it himself

by following four easy steps.

Which I've put on recipe cards.

Oh no! Those recipe cards are now all mixed up.

-[baby babbles] -No problem.

We just need to put the cards in the right order.

What does this card say?

Eat the cereal.

Where do you think this one goes?

[baby gurgles]

You're right. That card goes last.

Let's see the next card.

Pour milk.

-Where do you put that? -[baby gurgles]

You're right. It goes beside your other card.

Our next card.

Pour cereal.

Where do you think this one goes?

[baby grunts]

You're right. It goes before the other two cards.

Last card. Get a bowl and spoon.

Where would you put that?

You're right. That goes first.

Let's review our cards.

First, get a bowl and spoon.

Next, pour cereal.

Then, pour milk.

Finally, eat the cereal.

And now, our new recruit is ready for

maximum eliteness.

[Big O] Wax On Wax Odd.

Did she tell you why we're here?

-No. -Not at all.

I have an idea.

Hey Orla, why are we here?

Because of that.

You knew this was going to happen?

Yes. It is here in my day planner.

It helps me plan things by keeping track of time,

-like today. -Like a calender book?

[Orla] Yes, it is divided into days, weeks, months,

and even years.

Why are we talking about calenders?

Agreed. Let's close the portal.

-No. -[Omar, Opal & Oswald] No?!

First, we must defeat that.

[Omar, Opal & Oswald] Ahhhhhh!

Snake monster-inators!

Gadgets will not defeat the mighty snake monster.

So, what are we supposed to do?

Oswald, take a seat.

Omar, take a deep breath.

Opal and I have planned for this.

Uh, we did not plan for this.

[Orla] Yes we did.

I remember it like it was yesterday

because it happened yesterday.

One day ago...

Hey Orla, you making pizza?

Yes. Would you like to learn?

Nah, I'm good.

Wise choice. This is much too difficult.

Challenge accepted.

On my time, fingers to thumb, thumb to fingers.

Fingers to thumb, thumb to fingers.

Good. Now do it with two hands.

Fingers to thumb, thumb to fingers.

Fingers to thumb, thumb to fingers.

Now, do it while moving your hands side to side.

Now add a little bit of what you call oomph to it.

[upbeat music]

More oomph!

How does making a pizza help me defeat that?!

[hissing]

It does not, but that does.

You need to play the keyboard to stop the snake monster.

I don't know how to play this.

[hissing]

Put your hands on the keys

and imagine you are making pizza!

[Opal whimpers]

Oh.

Oh!

Look at me. I'm doing it!

I'm actually playing the keyboard.

[hissing]

[Orla] It likes the music.

Now the snake will do whatever we say.

Return to the depths from whence you came.

[Omar, Opal & Oswald] Woohoo yay!

Now, who's got a request?

Later.

Where did the keyboard go?

We have another problem headed our way.

Behold, the evil snow rabbit.

[Omar] Are you sure that isn't just a regular rabbit?

[Omar, Opal & Oswald] Woah!

Yes, I am quite certain.

Oswald, take a seat. Opal, take a rest.

Young Omar will vanquish this beast.

[snow rabbit yelps]

Hold on, you definitely

did not teach me anything yesterday.

You are correct.

Your training began one week ago today.

Seven days ago...

Nice potato castle.

Thanks.

How does a potato castle help me defeat that?

[loud rumbling]

Whoa!

[Orla] Sorry, must have been more than one week ago.

Let me check the full month.

Each of these squares is a day.

Here is today.

One week is seven days, so I will go back seven squares.

[snow rabbit screams]

[Omar, Opal & Oswald] Hurry!

Woah!

Since today is Friday,

seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.

One week ago is last Friday. Ugh, what I meant was,

I trained you one week and one day ago.

So, seven days plus one day is eight days ago.

Thursday.

Eight days ago...

[Orla] Greetings.

[Omar] Orla, you scared me.

I nearly dropped my Sahara Desert snow globe.

These things are super rare

because when does it ever snow in the desert?

Fascinating. What is this one here?

Be gentle. I got that in Marrakech.

Of course.

[Omar gasps]

Close one.

It's like you missed the whole shelf there.

Well, good thing your reflexes are so fast.

What is this one?

-[Omar gasps] -This one?

Or this one? Or this one?

Orla, please. Orla, stop.

[Orla] This one? And this one? Or this one?

Okay, you've seen enough for today!

Then it is agreed.

I will come back tomorrow and every day this week

and we shall do this again.

Are you kidding me?

I don't get it. I'm showing the evil snow rabbit my souvenirs?

No, not at all.

[Opal & Oswald] Ahhh!

Woah.

Did you see that?

Omar, your task is to keep catching snowballs

until the snow rabbit runs out of them.

Yes.



[Oswald] Keep going, Omar!

You're doing it!

Woah, woah.

[Orla] And now that this snow rabbit

has no more snow, it is but a foolish rabbit.

Begone foolish rabbit.

-[Opal] You did it. -[Oswald] Yeah!

I gotta say,

it feels pretty good defeating an evil snow rabbit.

And a giant snake monster.

Just wait until you see how good it feels

when Oswald defeats the dragon.

Wait, what?

[Omar, Opal & Oswald] Seriously?

[dragon roaring]

Oswald, you may stand up now.

Hold on,

you definitely did not train me how to deal with a dragon.

Not one day ago, not one week ago. Nothing.

Your training began a month ago.

A month is made up of thirty days,

which is longer than one day and one week.

So, I will look at the page in my calender book

that shows two months side by side.

[dragon snarls]

[Omar & Opal] Hurry!

Here is today, September th.

So one month ago would be...

The day with the sponge. August th, the month before.

Correct. Oswald commenced his training one month ago.

One month ago...

Do we really need to wash the van?

It's already pretty clean.

Less talking, more scrubbing.

Scrub with your left.

Scrub with your right.

Scrub left.

Scrub right.

Scrub left.

Scrub right.

Oh, scrub left.

Scrub right.

I get it. Scrub left. Scrub right.

Those are secret karate moves to help me defeat the dragon.

Hwah!

Not quite. Have a seat.

Remember, after I trained you in scrubbing?

One month ago.

One more time...

To thank you for helping me clean the van,

I got you a gift.

An exercise ball?

Cool.

[chuckling]

I love it.

Light bounces. Light bounces.

-I'm totally confused. -[Omar] Me too.

Me three. How is an exercise ball going to help us?

[dragon growls]

It is not an exercise ball.

[cracking]

[Omar, Opal & Oswald] It's an egg!

[Orla] I had Oswald sit on it one month ago

because it needed to be kept warm

for thirty days before it hatches.

[baby dragon growls]

[Dragon growls]

[Orla] And now that mother and child have found each other

they may go in peace.

Well done Oswald.

You have made a great father of dragons.

I'm going to miss that little guy.

Even though I didn't know he existed until one minute ago.

Hey Orla, how long have you known

all this odd stuff would happen?

For a very long time.

Four hundred and fifty years ago...

[medieval flute instrumental]

Finally, some time to relax.

No villains to stop, just me time.

We should team up to destroy the world.

It's too much fun not to.

Agreed. Let us do it five days from now.

Hehehe. Oh sorry, I already have a thing that day.

Hmmm...

Ten days from now?

Ah. No, already booked.

Honestly, I am jam-packed for the next years.

Then we shall cause the ultimate oddness years from today.

[both cackling]

Better get planning.

But wait, why'd you train us to defeat all those things

and not just do it yourself?

Yeah, you had years.

I wanted you all to be involved,

because we are a team.

Thanks Orla, but we feel kind of bad that

you didn't get to do anything.

That was just the beginning of the oddness.

I shall handle the rest.

[Omar & Opal] Woah!

Hold my planner.

Huzzah!

[Oswald] Welcome to Odd Squad, a guide to your gadgets.

Behold, the hat-inator.

It creates hats of various size, shape, and cuteness.

It has a fully-carpeted interior.

A way-too-small carrying case.

It fits in your hand,

under your nose,

under an athlete's foot,

Diane's foot.

Once you try the hat-inator,

you'll never go back to the visor-inator.

Knowledge is power.

Power is gadgets,

and gadgets is pancakes.

[Opal] Odd Squad.

Teaming Up with Teamwork Together as a Team.

Hey, I'm Omar.

I work for the very first Odd Squad mobile unit.

I get to travel around the world in this awesome van

and solve so much oddness.

And occasionally, I stop to get a souvenir.

We could tour Toronto and get a souvenir.

I guess I'll just step away to find a North Carolina souvenir.

I got a souvenir.

Maybe more than occasionally.

I like to have something to remember

the amazing moments of my life.

But it isn't all fun and games

here at the Odd Squad Mobile Unit.

Devil's Tower board game.

You need to put the ball in the hole.

Cards!

Well, this has been fun to do.

Wish I had a souvenir to remember it.

Or maybe I do.

That's a mini me in there.

Now wait for it.

Yeah!

[Opal] Odd Squad. Teams Working with Teams

Together as a Team Together. I think that was it.

[dynamic instrumental]







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