- Boy, Tia, that's some
- long book report.
Uh-huh.
"Tia loves Michael, Tia loves
Michael, Tia loves Michael"?
And there's also the sequel.
"Michael loves Tia"?
- You know, sometimes high school
- can be pretty cool.
- Yeah, you can be cool
- by wearing fresh clothes
- Or hanging out
- with the right group.
- Or by having
- a boyfriend.
- Notice how she likes to work
- that into the conversation.
- And the coolest thing
- in the world
- Is having a boyfriend who goes
- to a different school.
Imported,
not domestic.
- Tia: So when he comes
- to visit you,
Everybody can see how
totally cool you really are.
Hi.
Hi.
- Hi.
- Hi.
Talk that
talk, girl.
So, what are you doing here?
I cut school 'cause
I had to see you, Tia.
- You cut school
- just to see me?
Me, Tia Landry?
- I don't think
- they heard you in Canada.
I'm so excited
about the dance Friday.
- Yeah. Hey,
- tamera.
Maybe you'd like to go
with my homey Darnell.
- He's just outside
- parking the car.
Thank you, but I think
I'm perfectly capable
- of finding
- my own homeys.
Hey, everybody, what's up?
Hello, homey.
- Hey, Darnell,
- this is tamera.
- Hi.
- Hi.
Talk that talk, girl.
- Well, I guess
- we'd better get back to class.
- Want to ditch
- and come with us?
Well, we'd
like to, but...
We just ditched yesterday.
On Sunday?
Oh, yeah, we never go.
So, tamera, are we
happening Friday night?
I'd be happy to happen.
- Great.
- Great.
They are all that.
They are beyond that.
Hi, girls.
Listen, Tia, tamera,
I was wondering if...
- Sorry, Roger,
- we already got dates.
- Why does everybody
- automatically assume
I want a date?
Okay, so what do you want?
- A date. I just didn't want you
- to assume it.
Sorry.
- You don't have
- to worry about me.
I'm very optimistic.
- I got an alphabetical list
- of every girl in school,
And I'm only up to the "t" s.
Hi, Mrs. Tankersly,
- sorry to hear
- about your recent divorce.
I was wondering if I...
Roger, don't be ridiculous.
- After a couple of lonely
- Saturday nights,
I'm gonna be looking
pretty good.
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♪ Talk about
a two-way twister ♪
♪ shakin' up the family tree
with sibling synchronicity ♪
- ♪ never knew
- how much I missed you ♪
♪ I ain't ever gonna
let... you... go ♪
♪ I ain't ever gonna
let... you... go ♪
Hi, dad.
Hi, girls, how was shopping?
- Exhausting. - We've been
- At the mall
- For eight
- and a half hours.
Yeah, so what'd you buy?
Earrings.
This dance is going
to be so romantic.
Dad, um, you know what would
make the night really special?
One of your limos.
- Hmm, that is
- a good idea.
- Oh, way to
- go, tamera.
I'll be honored to drive you.
Way to go, tamera.
Dad...
- Well, I certainly - wouldn't trust
- One of my drivers
With such precious cargo.
You're riding
in the trunk.
Are there any letters
after "z"?
Still no date, huh?
252 girls have turned me down
in alphabetical order.
73 are washing their hair,
87 grandmothers died,
- and the rest
- just couldn't stop laughing.
- Okay, so you're
- in a slump.
- Come on, Tia,
- let's go try on our dresses.
- Do you need help
- with a strap or zipper?
Just trying to break
out of my depression.
Don't worry, Betty,
I can have
all those alterations
done by next week.
Roger, what are
you doing here?
I can't be alone
and yet I have no choice.
- Is this
- a cry for help?
- Yes, it is.
- Well, keep it down.
I'm working over here.
Oh...
- Could you make the collar - on
my green dress - Look like this?
Oh, no problem.
Now, who is this beauty?
That's my daughter Kelly.
- Lisa: Oh, she must be -
fighting the boys off - With a brick.
- Betty: Mm, since
- we just moved here,
- She's having a hard
- time meeting people.
Yeah, it's tough out there.
- Ooh, I'm so glad
- I met Terrence.
- I can't even stop talking
- about him.
I know.
- Do I get a discount
- for listening?
No.
Betty:
I just wish Kelly could
meet somebody... anybody.
Lisa: Yeah.
Well, Betty,
let me show you
where the bus stop is.
Speaking of bus stops,
- did I ever tell you
- about Terrence's dimples?
Yes!
Hello, Kelly?
This is somebody...
Anybody.
♪ Girl, I want
to know your name ♪
♪ and just like a roni
you were too shy ♪
♪ but you weren't the only
'cause so was I ♪
♪ and I've dreamed you
ever since ♪
♪ now I've built up
my confidence ♪
Good night, Kelly.
Go home, Roger.
♪ Next time you come my way
I'll know just what to say ♪
Your home.
♪ Simply because
you're Terrence ♪
Ray, uh,
- shouldn't you be getting
- ready to take the girls?
- Well, you know,
- I think I'm gonna stay home
- And let one
- of my drivers take them.
- I need to trust the girls more,
- give them more space.
Ray, space is overrated.
- Kids need a tight rein;
- they feel more secure
- When they know
- they have boundaries.
What time is
Terrence coming over?
8:00-ish.
Oh, ray,
- ray, I need this night,
- please.
- You know, there comes a time - in a
relationship when a, - A man and a woman...
Please don't paint
that picture for me.
Ray, I'm just looking
for a little romance.
What do you say?
- Okay, okay,
- I'll take them.
Oh, thank you.
And when your time comes,
- I'll return the favor
- when you bring a lady over.
Thank you, Lisa.
Like that's gonna happen.
Hey, Tia, do you think
my dress is too short?
No, you look...
Hey, I thought
we were identical.
Where'd you
get those?
They just popped up.
- Well, you know
- that bra looks so fake.
Did you buy one for me?
No, sorry.
Nobody's going to notice me.
Come on, Tia, I see the way
Michael looks at you.
He's crazy about you.
- Have I told you
- it's our 42nd-day anniversary?
You told me 42 times.
Hey, wouldn't it be great
- if you and Darnell
- started going together?
- Yeah, and we went
- together for a long time
And then we got engaged?
- And then we both got married - to
Michael and Darnell - In a double wedding.
- Yeah, and we move
- into a duplex.
And we both have twins.
- It's going to be
- so romantic.
Hokey but romantic.
- Good evening, Mr. Campbell.
- Hope I'm not late.
- Roger, you're
- looking very dapper.
Why, thank you, sir.
I think the outfit says
"I'm formal but fun."
- I didn't know
- you were going with us.
- Well, I wanted to make
- a good impression on Kelly,
Arriving by limo.
Besides, these darn tails
keep getting stuck
in my bicycle spokes.
Come on, girls,
let's get going.
Uh, Mr. Campbell,
- I was wondering if I could talk
- to you about something.
Yes.
- Well, on the phone,
- I might have told Kelly
A few things about me
that weren't true.
Like what?
- Well, I sort of told her I was
- the most popular kid in school,
I was president of my class,
and I was drafted
by the Detroit lions.
- Roger, you don't have to make
- up lies to impress a girl.
- I knew you were going
- to say something like that.
Well, you just be yourself.
Let her get to know
the real you.
- I'm dead meat
- on a stick.
Roger, what are
you doing here?
You invited me.
- We said we were gonna
- tie you to the roof rack.
That's not an invitation?
- Dang, girl, you've been taking
- your vitamins.
Oh... you two look beautiful.
Let me look at you.
Oh, Tia, you are lovely,
and tamera...
Oh, you're doubly lovely.
Tamera?
Just be happy
for me, dad.
Well, yeah, it-it's just...
Well, sweetheart,
you, you look beautiful.
Yes, you're becoming
such a young woman.
Thanks, dad.
- Come on,
- you guys, let's go.
That's a padded bra, right?
- Just be happy
- for her, ray.
Ooh, very happy.
I'll see you later, Lisa.
- Yeah, now, ray, I don't want
- you rushing back here now.
- If the house is a-grooving,
- you keep a-moving.
♪ I'm about to lose control
and I think i... ♪
Ray: Okay, Roger,
here's Kelly's house.
Roger: Great.
Tia: Roger, wait
till we stop the car.
Okay.
Be myself, be myself.
Who am I?
Kelly?
Kelly: Hi.
Hi...
Way high.
Well, we were off
on our big night.
And we both looked great.
- You looked great,
- but I just thought
- I looked a little
- bit better.
Bigger is not always better.
You have so
much to learn.
But for whatever reason,
it wasn't quite the romantic,
sophisticated evening
we had in mind.
Tamera.
Tia.
Yeah.
Thank you, we
never heard anyone
burp our names before.
- You sure
- you're comfortable?
Oh, yeah, I've got
tons of room over here.
You know, I really like
being in a limo, Darnell.
- How about you?
- Oh, yeah.
- The best part is
- you can make faces at people
And they can't see you.
Aw, Lisa.
Ooh, me and my stupid,
stupid back.
- I feel like
- I ruined the evening.
Oh, come on, baby,
we can still have fun.
Yeah.
Oh! Ooh!
- Here, here, here.
- Ooh.
Let me get that.
Here.
Ooh, that feels good.
Have you done this before?
Not with anyone
as pretty as you.
Oh, you have done this before.
Here, try some
of this melon.
Mmm.
It came in the
store today.
Ooh!
That's delicious.
- Well, you know, choosing
- the right melon is an art.
Yeah, I never knew
how to do that.
What's the secret?
Well, you got
to get real close
and feel it.
Mmm.
Oh, yeah, I feel it.
Then you got
to smell it.
Mmm.
Yeah, smells good.
And of course, the skin
should be firm but supple.
Just the way I like it.
And yet, it's
got to give.
Oh, it wants to give.
- I don't really know
- what I want to do with my life.
- Well, I'd like to do something
- to improve the environment,
- End world hunger
- and make a lot of money.
A girl as fine as you
should be a model.
Hey, Roger, you run out
of head and shoulders?
Huh?
I, uh, kind of dropped
some crumbs on your head.
Guess I'm lucky
you weren't eating
a sloppy Joe.
Brother's dancing like
he's got an electric wedgie.
This is so embarrassing.
Hey, guys, don't you want
to dance like normal people?
Oh, I'm sorry, tamera.
Do you want to dance?
Yes, I would.
Psyche!
- Come on, let's go
- to the bathroom.
Okay.
- You know,
- what is with him?
- I mean, he's never acted
- like this before.
- You know what really hurts?
- What?
This bra.
It's k*lling me.
- Come on, Roger,
- we're next.
How does my hair look?
- Looks fine
- from here.
- Hey, man,
- you're working me.
- Now, would you just
- take our picture?
Ooh, is it hot in here
or is it just us?
- If we were any hotter,
- we'd set off the smoke alarm.
- Come on,
- let's go to your room.
- Oh, I'd love to,
- Terrence, but...
What, you don't think
we're ready yet?
I don't think I can get up.
Allow me.
Oh, no, no, Terrence,
you got to be kidding.
No, no, no.
Come on, no, no.
Y-You're light as a feather.
- This is the second
- worst night of my life.
What was your first?
When I said, "yes, I'll go
to the dance with you."
Man, don't let those
girls back you down.
- We're having
- fun, right?
- Hey, Darnell, I got to be
- honest with you, man.
- You're really
- not that pretty.
- Hey, Roger,
- you need a high chair.
Okay, we're almost there.
- Well, you can put me
- down now, Terrence.
- I can make it - from here.
- No, no, no, no.
Don't worry, I lugged around
big sacks of potatoes all day
today.
Oh!
My back!
My back!
Home, ray, and step on it!
- Roger, what are
- you doing here?
I had enough.
I'm ready to go.
What about Kelly?
How's she supposed
to get home?
- She can take 20 giant steps
- and she's there.
So you just left her?
Don't you understand?
I mean, people were,
they were laughing at me.
- Oh, they weren't
- laughing at you.
- They were laughing
- at the situation.
I am the situation.
True.
- But before,
- they were laughing at you
Because you didn't
have a situation.
Now you have a situation.
- They're still laughing, but
- you're moving up in the world.
- When you go back
- to not having a situation,
Then they'll be
laughing at you.
- You're not a people person,
- are you, Mr. Campbell?
What is it with boys?
- They go to all this trouble
- to ask us out,
Get all dressed up,
then they run away from us.
- Yeah, what's
- wrong with them?
Where's Roger anyway?
I guess he's not used
to being with a tall girl.
- He's not used
- to being with any girl.
Oh, come on.
- I mean, it's great
- that you're tall,
- Because if you were short
- and weighed what you weigh,
You'd be fat.
- That's supposed
- to make you feel better.
Thanks.
- I really wish
- this night were over.
- Yeah, me, too.
- Guys are such jerks.
Yeah, sometimes I wish I was
on a planet that was all women.
Me, too.
No men allowed.
Except for the one we fly in
just to k*ll the spiders.
- Think you're the first kid
- to get laughed at?
- Man, when I was
- in school...
I know, everybody laughed
at you all the time.
- I was gonna say that
- I laughed at the other kids.
A lot.
- I'd hate to see
- that class picture.
Don't you get it?
- Kids are always laughing
- at other kids in school.
- That's the way
- high school can be.
- Because they're all
- so insecure.
- But it's just,
- for the first time in my life,
I felt short.
Well, tall or short,
doesn't matter.
The important thing is
you like Kelly.
I know you do,
- 'cause I saw how - you were
talking to her - In the back seat.
You were spying on us?
- No, no, no, I was spying
- on Tia and tamera,
- But Kelly kept getting
- her head in the way.
Tall, isn't she?
Yes,
but she's also very beautiful.
But even if she wasn't, uh,
she doesn't deserve
to be walked out on.
No lady does.
I guess you're right.
Well, then,
get back in there.
And, Roger,
you better do the right thing
- before Kelly finds
- somebody else.
That could happen.
I mean, she can see
for miles and miles.
Yo, yo, yo,
it's the last dance,
- so shimmy on up
- to your loved one
For your last chance
at romance.
Hi, Tia.
Hi.
Brought you some punch.
Why, is there a bug in it?
We were kind of jerks,
but we'd like
to make it up to you
if it isn't too late.
Want to dance?
Well, we're not
gonna leave Kelly
- without somebody
- to dance with.
Okay. Want to dance?
I'm kidding.
It's okay.
Go ahead. I'm fine.
Tamera?
Okay.
What do you say, Tia?
- Okay, fine,
- let's dance.
Sounds like fun.
Hi.
Oh, you're back.
Look, I'm sorry
I was so long.
I was gonna make up
some wild excuse,
- but I couldn't
- think of one.
- I know it's because
- I'm tall.
You are?
And you don't like
people laughing at you?
Think I'd be used to it by now.
- You know, you're not
- what I expected, either.
Okay, I guess
you figured it out.
- I'm not really trying out
- for the Detroit lions.
It's the tampa bay buccaneers.
You know, Roger,
- I don't really care
- about that kind of stuff.
- I guess you're just
- a bigger person than me.
Actually, I'm a bigger person
than most people.
Look, I really want
to dance with you,
- and I hope you really
- want to dance with me.
Okay, let's go, shorty.
You know, Darnell,
when you're like this,
I really like you.
- Yeah?
- Oh, yeah.
Being with a guy
who's mature and everything
is a real turn-on.
Yeah?
So why don't we sneak
out of here and cozy up?
Yeah?!
Psyche!
- Look, Tia, I don't know
- what happened tonight.
I don't know, either.
- Darnell and I have
- known each other
Since we were five years old,
- and I guess
- when we get together...
- You act like
- you're five.
I know I messed up.
Well, I just thought
tonight was gonna
be kind of special.
- I just wish we could start
- this night all over again.
Really? Well, what
would you do different?
Well, first of all,
I'd dump Darnell.
Then dance with you a lot.
Go on.
- Tell you
- how pretty you are.
Go on.
- And I'd never let you
- out of my sight.
Go on.
- Hey, Kelly?
- Yes?
How about after this
we go get some pizza?
- Oh, I'm starving.
- You must have read my mind.
- No, I heard
- your stomach growl.
So when I got
to eighth grade,
I-I switched from collecting
stamps to collecting coins.
And then I, um...
- Oh. - Oh. Oh,
- Somebody's calling!
- We got to get
- to the phone!
Ooh!
S.o.s.! S.O.S.!
I can't move!
Lisa: Hi. We can't get
to the phone right now.
We can't even get up!
Go on, don't be shy.
- Just leave us a message
- at the tone.
Ray: Well, Lisa, I see
that you're indisposed,
but don't worry.
We won't disturb you.
After a midnight snack,
I'm taking the kids
to an all-night
bowling alley. Bye.
No! Come home! Save us!
- Ray!
- Oh!
Ray!
Ooh.
So, then
in the ninth grade, I...
Oh, Terrence,
shut up and kiss me.
Ooh.
Mmm.
02x04 - A Tall Tale
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Starring Tia and Tamera Mowry as identical twin sisters separated at birth who are reunited as teenagers.
Starring Tia and Tamera Mowry as identical twin sisters separated at birth who are reunited as teenagers.