01x16 - The Girl Can't Help It

[bunniefuu]

Hi, everyone, and thank you for watching

k*ll La k*ll up to this point.

My name is Kamui Senketsu and I love

Iron Ear being Iron and I'm a sentient sailor uniform.

Welcome to the recap episode you all

knew was going to happen eventually.

Ready? Let's begin. Ryuko. Matoi is searching for her father's k*ller,

someone with a half pair of scissors.

She arrives at Honnoji Academy and meets Satsuki Kiryuin.

The student council President Satsuki plans to conquer

all the schools in Japan using Goku uniforms,

clothing that contains life fibers and can

unleash the human body's special abilities.

But when Ryuko met me, Kamui Senketsu,

she gained the power to fight Satsuki

and her vile clubs like boxing,

tennis, disciplinary trap development, gardening, Rakugo, Poets, Kn*fe throwing, Nanjing Lily.

ET cetera. ET cetera. Then there was

an election slash battle royale where all

the clubs had to fight each other. And at the end of that, Ryuko

had to battle against the elite four.

She defeats origami, Magori, Huqa, Inarmata and Nonon Jacuzzi.

Then all of a sudden, a girl named Neue Hadameh appeared.

She was the person with the Scissor blade who k*lled Ryuko's father.

Isshin Matoi. And then Ryuko turns into a monster.

Then we finally get to meet Satsuki's mother,

Ragyo Kiryuin, the CEO of the Kiryuin conglomerate.

And then Satsuki decides it's time to complete

her conquest of Japan schools and puts

her Kansai school raid trip into action.

But the schools weren't the only target.

Oh no. She was really going after Nudist Beach,

a rebel organization that opposes the to clan.

I was chopped to pieces. So Ryuko

gets a motorcycle and heads to Kansai to save me.

Then she gets into an epic battle

with Satsuki smack dab in the middle of Osaka.

Which brings us to this episode where

the mystery of the life fibers will be revealed.

I'm sure you groaned when you heard

me say Recap episode, but have faith.

Thanks to k*ll Kills Lightning Pace, our recap fit in the prologue.

No, miss. Do it right.

Hurry and undress.

The tranquilizing coagulant won't last long. Thank you.

You're more exhausted now than last time.

Life fiber override is unsafe. Ms.. Especially for long periods.

I'm well aware of the risk I take.

Although given that Matoi wears a Kamui,

I have no choice but to wear

June kits to fight her. Yes, Miss. As you say.

As you say. Is that wise? Uncle. Sorry.

By now, Shiro, everyone in our family

should understand one thing about the Miss.

Once she has made up her mind,

there is nothing in heaven or on earth that can dissuade her.

All we can do is support her in her decision.

Sautoy eori. I know I'm asking much of you,

but please indulge me for just a little bit longer.

My, my, my. I had no idea

you'd been pushing yourself this hard.

Lady Satsuki. Who is that? I know.

Howdy, ma'am. Yep. In the flesh. When

did the high order tailor come aboard?

Hell, I go wherever I want. No one can stop me, you silly.

What do you want? What do you want? I don't want anything.

But your mom does. She wants to know about the raid trip.

You know how it went and all that.

I had some free time because someone banned me from Honnoji Academy,

so I figured I'd hop on over and give you a lift.

cats and cats fight. Can't fool you, can I?

You're the only one who really understands me.

That's my lady Satsuki. This coming from someone who defies understanding.

Well, we're up to the mansion.

Yuri, contact the Elite four. Tell them I will be delayed.

Also, they're on alert until they get back to the academy.

Until they're back. The raid trip is active, milady.

Beg pardon, Miss. It appears you have

time for another cup of tea. Thank you.

What a mess. At least we're not dead.

And we sure as hell ain't quitting. Damn right.

Way to go, Ryuko. You fat kid. You into a draw.

Nice job. Come with me. Whoa. Hang on.

Where are we going? You heard Kiryuin.

She's taking things to the next level,

so there's no point keeping secrets anymore.

It's time I told you everything.

Oh, my God. It's Mr. Mikazuki.

Are you all right? You haven't seen me sans disguise.

Mr. Mikazuki, are you an exhibitionist?

Actually, I'm here into the same thing. We are so not.

Oh, Marco, you can't come along on this. Huh?

Better listen to her. If you come with us,

you'll be throwing yourself smack dab into a world of hurt.

Do you think you have the guts for it? Oh, heck, no. Knew it.

Go home. It's cool. I'm not ready to go into battle.

Butt naked yet. Wait. What? It's true. But am.

And that means that. No. I'm going

to go wherever she goes. I'm coming.

Marco.

All right. You're coming along.

But. Oh, my. Go.

Wait, We're swimming. Of course. This is the way

to the answers you've been looking for. Let's go skinny dipping.

Huh?

Hey, wait up.

Please give June kits to me.

I'll keep it safe during your visit.

Madame President would like a word with you.

Please wait for her in the grand bath.

I.

Uh.

See you wear it well, but you're overexerting yourself.

I'm their mother. Running in the water

is medicated to boost life fiber harmonization. Soak yourself in it.

Lovely skin. Now sit back and relax and I'll purify you.

of all my.

Humans are such fragile things. Aren't they?

And when they're naked like

this, it makes them so uncomfortable.

They're overcome with the urge to cover

themselves with the miracle of clothing that is instinct, my dear.

But if a species should defy its instinct,

it will eventually meet with extinction.

Come out. I see.

I have something to show you. You mean. Yes.

You've served me well, Satsuki. As a member of the Kiryuin clan.

And as my successor. It's time I showed

you the source of it all.

Wow. Osaka's got a cave under it.

Bust it up pretty bad, huh? Yeah. Thanks to Jacuzzi, Ray.

Oh, well, there's much more to the place than this.

Officer on deck. And it looks like you guys made it okay.

Thanks to you. We evacuated in the nick of time, sir.

Sometimes being a worrywart pays off.

Mm hm. Where'd you nudie Beechers get

all the money to set yourselves up with all this?

It all comes from your father. How?

Well, he was a brilliant scientist, and he

had a whole bunch of patents.

He made a lot of money licensing

to companies all over the world.

His money made our organization possible. Then?

Yes. Nudist Beach was created by your dad, Dr. Ishimoto.

Well, for an old dude, you're, like, so ripped. You're so.

From Nudist Beach. Marco. How do you know

what was going on in my head?

You must be telepathic now where you go.

I'm not too thrilled about that. No way.

This is great. Now I got a friend

who's both inside and outside my head.

All right, your turn. Ryuko. Of all the creatures on earth,

how many are there that wear clothing?

That's easy. Just assume it's correct. Out

of all the species living on the planet,

h*m* sapiens are the only ones that wear clothing.

And why is that? It's not because we evolved to wear clothes.

The truth is, we evolved because we wore clothes.

The h*m* sapiens was just another anthropoid

species until life fibers came along.

They helped us evolve. Humans didn't choose the clothes they wear.

Instead, clothing chose us to wear it.

Is that it? The source? Yes, this

is the beginning of it all. The primordial life fiber.

Imagine a glowing ball of thread drifting through space, arriving on earth.

It shows humans to play host to it.

Dooming them to serve clothing.

Life fibers will soon be in all clothing wrapping the planet,

and then the covers will awaken sealing

humanity's fate once and for all.

That's where the crowns come in. We are

the spokespersons for the covers, Will.

Do you understand? Yes, I understand.

People were chosen by clothes.

Yeah, right. That doesn't make any sense.

Pay attention. Life fibers are an alien life form.

They came to Earth long ago. They accelerated human evolution.

Huh. So then sank into the. He's a sailor. Uniform and an.

So that's what I am. Not even.

What kind of crazy are you shoveling?

Please hold your questions until the end.

I'm in the middle of explaining, so if you don't mind,

back to life fibers. They're parasites from outer space.

When they infest a life form, they

feed off the electrical currents of their host's nervous system.

Now, if they infest a life form internally,

the host's nervous system can't take the strain resulting in death.

That's why they decided to cover the host's body instead.

The current ally fiber gets through. The host skin is minute,

but at least the host won't die from the trauma.

They chose h*m* sapiens because they had

the most developed cerebrum at the time.

We became their hosts and they accelerated our evolution and evolve.

We did. They developed our then primitive

brains far beyond any other terrestrial creature.

We kept reproducing and became the dominant

species on the planet. But not for long.

You see, life fibers cultivated us for a reason.

Basically what he's saying is human beings

are food for the life fibers. You mean I'll try to eat Ryuko.

Calm down, Sun. We haven't heard the whole story yet.

If that's true, how come the life fibers aren't in everyone's clothes?

Like, maybe they're only in the uniforms of people at Honnoji Academy.

I mean, people have worn clothes forever,

but we're only finding out about this now.

We happen to have a theory about that.

The only possible conclusion is the life

fibers that helped us evolve decided to go dormant long ago.

But before they did, they conditioned us to wear clothes.

They only just emerged from their sleep about, oh, years ago.

Rajo Kirui made contact with the primordial

life fiber, and suddenly they were awake.

That's what Dr. Matoi told us.

The damn things were waiting for harvest time.

Waiting for all their little cows to get big and fat.

All this time, I've been waiting for you to mature.

Is that why I drink your blood? You're my food.

Calm down, Sunset. You know you're nothing like that.

I just blew Sanchit's mind, didn't I? I am sorry.

And I hate to blow his mind even more,

but you guys are our only hope.

Hope. That's right. Kamui Senketsu was created

by Dr. Matoi to serve one important

purpose fight life fibers and the only

one who can wear it to its full potential is you.

I'm the only one. But why me?

You have an unusually high tolerance to life fibers.

That's what gave Dr. Matsui the idea.

So he made sunsets for you in the hopes

that you destroy the Kerwin's plans.

Originally, your father worked for Ragyo Qirui studying life fibers.

But when he found out about the thr*at they posed,

he left and started a secret organization to stop her.

He called it. Nudist beach. I see.

Dr. Montoya made me to. Yes. I remember now.

I was born in that underground lab. Then I was put to sleep.

I slept for six months, and then Ryuko showed up.

I'm sorry I kept you in the dark this long,

but the cravings are powerful, as you know.

I couldn't tell you the whole story

until I was sure you could control all of Sanchez's power.

And if I ever lost my sh*t because of the life fibers,

your job was to put me down without any mercy.

You got that right. And I still intend to do that. Hey, easy.

No, it's cool. You guys are right.

Before today, I wouldn't have believed any of this stuff.

Then you're going to love this.

Ragyo Kiryuin runs a clothing empire called Revox.

Their clothes are found in almost every country.

They woven life fibers into every piece they make.

Right now, they're dormant. But when they awaken,

I can't even begin to imagine what will happen.

One thing's for sure, though. When they wake up,

the death clock starts ticking for the human race.

Have all the schools in the country

been conquered and nudist beach crushed? Yes.

Then our Honnoji Academy experiment can move to the next phase.

We've completed construction on Rajio Stadium.

The preparations for the festival are also ready.

Magnificent. The plan is at its final stage.

Announce the Cultural and Sports Grand Festival.

Are you leaving now? I'd like to spend the night.

I haven't been home in ages. Very well.

Kuroido look after things, won't you? I

can't wait to see Honnouji Academy.

You must be so proud of your creation.

You'll have a warm welcome. Dearest mother.

For.

I.

Oh, now I get it. Yeah. You guys want me to use

good old Saint Kitts here to fight

for the sake of humanity, right? Well, you know what?

You can blow it out your ass.

Take it easy. So you think Sandcats is just a w*apon, huh?

Just a uniform made to fight. That's it, huh?

God, what a bunch of dicks. He's not just a w*apon.

He's got a mind of his own.

You want him to go and k*ll his own kind?

Can't you people see how messed up that is?

Well, I can. God damn it. What are you doing?

This is a nudist beach, right?

You got a problem with me being naked?

Rico, I won't put you on to fight anymore.

And there's no reason you have to fight either,

right? There's two things you need to know. One

is that don't fight are useless. Two,

if they have no use, they get k*lled.

You'll have to k*ll me first to do it.

All right, then you die first. I don't give a sh*t.

Yeah. Things are starting again. You want So tense.

I know. I'll have a snack to help calm you down.

I'll do. You do. I can't. I'm busy now. Oh, my God.

Ryuko learns of her father's wishes. Be strong, Ryuko.

You scratch my lapels, I scratch yours.

The key to Ewing's declare their victory

at the Cultural and Sports Grand Festival.

And we're the only ones who can stop it.

Next time on k*ll La k*ll. Tell me why.