01x05 - Releap

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Well, look who's here, Takamichi. You are.

Aired, Huh? Don't act surprised. You totally

up and disappeared for two straight weeks.

And I'll give you just one guess.

Who management decided to blame for all that?

Wow. I'm so sorry, I. Heard right.

It's been two weeks since I went back in time.

And if time passes while I'm in the past.

Time passes in the present, too.

Okay, What about my paycheck and direct deposit?

Say, Naruto, I was thinking, what if I tell the past

what happens in her future? You know,

like the way I did with you?

Absolutely not. Takamichi. Are you looking for an easy way out?

No. No, it's not that. I'm not

trying to take the easy way out

because life is hard right now or anything.

Plus, if you told my sister any of this,

she'd probably think you were nuts and stop liking you.

No rational person would believe what's going

on here now. How dumb are you, huh?

The only reason I believed you was

because I happened to be really into occult stuff back then.

Yeah, you were. Plus, you were still pretty young then.

Wait, did you just call me dumb?

Vincenzo is dead now. We can't use him to get to a common male namey.

So to save Hinata, we have to go

into the past and change tome on ourselves.

So we're back to square one again.

If only Drachen were still alive. Huh?

Are you talking about Kendra Yaguchi? Uh huh. Did you research him?

I did. This is the news story.

On August rd, , in the parking

lot of Musashi Shrine in the Shibuya ward of Tokyo,

members of a biker g*ng were involved in a brawl.

A young man in his third year

of middle school was beaten and stabbed in the abdomen.

He later d*ed. Some of these posts here mention an internal struggle,

and according to them, there was a bitter

strife between the a common male namey faction and the

Dragon side, resulting in Ryuji's death.

Huh. Hey, hang on a sec. August rd is only two weeks away.

Correct. But years ago. A fight between a common male namey and Dragon.

There's got to be some kind of mistake, huh?

Dragon understands a common male namey like nobody else. They're like brothers.

There's no way the idea of them fighting is loony.

So you think there's more to it? Well.

I don't know. I just know a common male namey could never be Dragon's Enemy.

Well, it is an absolute fact that Ryuujouji d*ed that day.

Let's look into it some more. Today

is July th, so we have two weeks.

We need to find out how he d*ed.

Then on August rd, you'll save Ryuujouji.

That's your mission this time. Manjiro Sano apparently changed after Ryuji's death.

Your friend Sendo committed su1c1de because he was

afraid of Takizaki and because Toman became

vicious and evil. They k*lled my sister, Hinata.

If you're successful, then we can save all of them.

Save Dragon and Arkan and Tina. That's right.

We've got the perfect solution then.

I'm going to save Dragon no matter what.

You can do it.

Uh, where? Where am I?

Is something on top of me. But what the.

Nah.

No kissing allowed. Huh? What the hell

is going on here? If there's no kissing.

Exactly what else is on the menu, then? Uh huh. Uh huh.

Yeah, but add minutes on. Want anything to drink? Hello?

What the hell was that? What's going on here?

My past life changed forever alone. Virgin

like me somehow ended up with that total hottie.

I have to make sure he never

finds out about that. About what?

Uh huh. What in the world are you doing here?

I'm on my way home from cram school.

But what are you doing here, Takamichi.

Oh, I was just, uh. Mm hmm.

Mm. What's wrong? Is there something on my face? Mm.

Huh? Oh, no, don't tell me. Does she already know?

I don't know. I don't really remember what happened.

What are you talking about? Huh? Uh.

What's up with you? You're so weird lately, huh?

Today you're at the adult Takamichi, huh?

But the night we watched the fireworks together up on the roof,

you laughed and just rushed home without saying a word.

And you've been cold to me at school.

But now, tonight you seem nice again.

That's right. Whenever I go back to the present,

the me that's here is the past.

Me, who has no idea what's going on?

Are. No kissing allowed.

How the hell did I end up with that hottie, though?

You're such a fool. Pass me.

Doggy Mitchy. Isn't that your phone ringing? Huh? Oh.

Wow. It's Drokken. Hello, Turkey. Mitchie, what are you doing right now?

Me? Well, I was just talking..

To Get on over to Musashi Shrine. We're all meeting there.

Huh? Now's not really the best. Huh?

Hina. I'm sorry, but for some reason, Drokken wants to see me.

Fine. Then I'll go with you. Seriously?

Well, Drokken is a friend of yours, isn't he?

Tell me, Takamichi. What things matter to you? What do

you consider to be important? Huh?

Not sure what you mean. Hmm.

What's important to me are times like

this we don't need to do anything.

Just the two of us walking along

together, talking about nothing in particular.

I like just being able to relax and spend time with you.

I hope we spend a lot more time like this.

Time. That's right. There's my answer. What's

important to me is saving Hina

to prevent her from getting k*lled by Tommen in the future.

This is where you're going to meet him. Uh huh. Yeah.

Are you sure about this? Oh, yeah.

They look pretty scary to me. Yeah, but no need to be afraid.

Just don't stare. They won't dare bother

you if they know you're here with me.

Who wears biker g*ng outfits anymore, huh?

And look how many of them there are. Hey, you

could just stare at. What's your problem? You want to die?

Get out of here while you still

can. While you can still walk.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to stare, but I was invited here.

Do you even know where you are? The Musashi Shrine.

Who the hell would invite a pissant

like you to a Toman meeting,

You little bastard? v*olence is wrong.

Wait a sec. Are you talking, Mitchie? Yeah. Hi there.

What are you doing? Scaring the commander's guest.

I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know.

Are you okay? Tokamachi? Yeah. Come with me. Huh? Oh, yeah, sure.

Hey, Tucker. Mitchie. Oh. Sorry for the surprise invite.

Why'd you decide to bring your wife along?

Sorry about that. I just had no idea

it was going to be like this.

Hello again, Hinata. I'm sorry for scaring you the other day.

Oh, it's fine. That's all forgotten now.

Besides, I'm sorry for my behavior, too.

Hey, Emma. Yeah. What? This is Taki Mitchie's wifey.

So make sure you take good care of her, huh?

We'll do.

What do you say, Lucy, boy? Why

would that girl be calling you Lucy boy?

Good question. Do you already know Emma?

It's not what you think, Nina. You got to believe me.

I don't remember a thing that happened.

You mean like getting me down to my

underwear, then running away? Oh, really?

Is that what happened? You know, I'm really not sure.

Funny, huh? I just don't seem to remember

a thing about it at all. No, wait. I can explain. Oh.

I'm so sorry. He's not.. Jerk.

She is pissed. I'm surprised you went

after me when you've got a girlfriend like that one.

Don't you get the wrong idea, though?

It's not like I like you or anything. I just used you. Huh?

I thought if I let him see

me with someone else, he might get jealous.

Huh? But I guess it didn't have any effect at all.

All he cares about is riding and fighting. And a common male namey.

I thought messing around would at least make him a little mad.

Now I get it. She was just

using me to get drunk and to pay attention to her, man.

I really don't understand girls at all.

Donkey. Mitchie, are you done? Yes. Sorry to keep you waiting.

All right, gather round, everyone. The meeting's about to start.

Good evening, Commander. Welcome, sir.

Wow. The whole

mood here changed completely when a common male namey stood in front of them.

So this is the power the commander of Tommen holds.

I brought you here today to talk about Mobius.

If they go up against us, it'll mean w*r.

Who's Mobius and what's this about a w*r?

No one told me about this.

So I want to know what you all think.

Hey, what the hell. Huh? What'd you do that for?

Problem. You're that Hancock punk, right? You're the little sh*t that..

Got our boss. Kiyomasa put out a commission. Huh?

Yeah. And I'm thinking you're going to have to pay for that.

Huh? Pay for it? How? Back off, Paul.

You know full well we're supposed to

drop the whole Kiyomasa issue now,

since he used Tommen's name to promote his little fight club.

Huh? Well, I'm stupid, I guess, because

I don't know when any of that means.

Yeah. Remember Paws, the brains of a sand

flea who asked for your opinion, you dipshit. Hey.

Pop. Keep your mouth shut. Sorry, Dragon. Yeah.

Just don't hold it against him. Tucky Michie

PA's just pretty pissed off right now.

He sort of out of control, isn't he?

His best bud got worked over by Mobius.

That's what ignited all of this, huh?

What do you mean? What happened? It was Osanai.

He's the leader of Mobius and a rough dude.

Cause Pal crossed him and got the sh*t b*at out of him.

And then they r*ped his girlfriend right in front of him.

To top it all off, they took all his money,

and then later they b*at up his parents and siblings, too.

Brutal. That's just the way the whole Mobius g*ng operates.

There are two generations above our g*ng, and they run Shinjuku.

What? I thought Domon ran this whole area.

Toman ran Shibuya. Shinjuku is separate, and our

whole g*ng is still a relatively new one.

So in this time frame, there was

another g*ng that was even bigger than Toman.

Well, then, PA? w*r. Mobius are experienced fighters.

Some of Tillman's guys aren't going to survive.

And I'd be making you guys fight my battle.

But I'm too pissed off to let it go.

But that's not what I was asking you.

Are we going to fight or not?

Yes, I want to fight. I want

to m*rder all those sons of b*tches. Thought so, huh?

Anyone here think past

beef with Mobius is too much for us to deal with? No.

Anyone here scared of getting b*at up?

Anyone here scared of Mobius? There, you see. And

Mobius is gonna fall. August rd at the Musashi Festival.

That's where it's all going to go down. Yeah. Floyd.

His third. And on August rd, you'll save Ryokuchi.

That's the day Dragon dies. Nuttall said

that August rd is when the a common male namey

faction and the Dragon faction have a

conflict that gets drunk and k*lled.

But now that I'm here, years in the past,

a battle between Toman and Mobius is about to go down.

So what does that mean? It means

I'm not smart enough to figure all this out.

All right, Now tell. I've got it.

I know just how I can save Dragon.

I'm going to be his bodyguard.

No doubt this idea proves I'm a freaking genius.

But bodyguard? No way. Oh, thank you.

You'll be glad you wait. What'd you say?

Why would I want anything so annoying?

You'd suck at that job anyway.

You don't mean it like that. I can't

believe I failed my mission already.

But I'm not giving up that easily.

Time for plan B. If I can't guard him,

at least I can follow him.

What the hell, man? A fight. Oh, someone's..

Gonna pay for.. This. He's pissed.

Is this where his fight with Dragon starts?

There's no flag.. In my kid's meal.

Huh? I ordered a kid's..

Meal, and it's.. Not a kid's meal without a flag.

I'm sorry, sir. I'll go get you one right away.

There you go, a common male namey. There's your flag. Oh. All right.

Kenny, you did it. What? Where'd he get the flag from?

Oh, that's it. I've had it with you.

Huh? Now they sound for sure like they're fighting.

What? He's asleep. Damn it. I hate.. The way you always..

Fall asleep right after you eat.

I swear. a common male namey, you are so hopeless.

Wow. I guess that's just how a common male namey is most of the time.

Tracking is freaking amazing. He's got a common male namey's

back every minute of every day.

But if he were ever to lose it.

Wake up, a common male namey. We're here. Huh? What are

we doing at the hospital? We're making a little visit.

Who's that? Parse Buddy's girlfriend. She's the

reason this conflict with Mobius started.

She's been unconscious for five days now.

What the hell are you doing here?

How dare you show your faces here. Get out. Easy, dear.

Get out, both of you. Our daughter

almost d*ed because of gangster trash like you.

We haven't done anything wrong, Kenny. Don't bow to this guy.

Why are you trying to take it out on us anyway, old man?

You disgusting vermin. Every night out looking

for a fight and causing damage and destruction

and danger to innocent people. Honey, stop. Huh?

You disrespect people's property and their neighborhoods.

Acting like irresponsible kids. Even now, when you're so-called adults,

you're all just worthless little punks. Who do you think..

You're talking to, old man? What are you doing?

Chill out. We're in the wrong here.

Hey, get it. To buy two pieces

of sh*t is going to make my daughter well.

What? a common male namey, just shut your mouth.

a common male namey is right, though. Actually, they're not

the ones who hurt this girl.

Our poor daughter in a coma for days now.

Just look at her. Her face and her

body have been battered and bruised.

And for what? What did she ever

do to you to deserve such cruel abuse

of a beautiful little girl has been d*sfigured

and despoiled for life. You scum have ruined everything.

Please leave. We never want to see you here or anywhere again.

Soon we'll be fighting Mobius. We'll deal with our own problems,

but it'll be in our own world.

All of our crew have families and relatives

and people who are important to them.

We can't let innocent people get dragged into this.

We can't hurt their friends and family.

It's not that you have to bow your head.

Just have a heart that cares.

You're a good guy, Kenny. You're right. I apologize.

And. I'm glad to have you by my side.

I think now I can understand why

a common male namey would have changed so much after Dragon d*ed

and how the Toman of years

in the future became such an evil organization.

Dragon was never supposed to have d*ed.

Drakken is a common male namey's heart. He compensates for what a common male namey lacks.

Uh huh. I'm feeling pretty hungry all of a sudden. Kenny. What?

You just chowed down a whole kid's meal.

I always get hungry after a nap. How does that even work?

If only Naoto could see this. I knew I was right.

There's just no way that these two

could ever fight each other.

think he wants me to.