06x09 - Dr. Yosano's Whoopsies! Forgetfulness / Miscellany on Shrimp Tails / Me Drawing You Drawing Me

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I'm sorry I messed up.

It's gone. Where in the world could I have left it?

I'm missing one of the scalpels I used for surgery.

It's not inside my drawer. It's not under the beds.

I even checked inside my pen holder and inside my chopstick case.

But I still can't find it.

Oh, no. I didn't leave it inside a patient, did I?

It would have been one of the

last three people I operated on,

which were Atsushi, Junichiro and Kunikida.

If I really did forget it while working on one of them,

that would be really bad. I have

to check in on them immediately.

Oh, Dr. Yoshino, thanks for all the help

you gave me the other day. I'm more full of life than ever.

I know, let's play it cool and ask him.

Hey, Atsushi, have you noticed anything odd lately? Yeah. That'll work.

Hey, Atsushi, have you tried not being extremely odd lately?

Why would you say something so mean?

I'm sorry I haven't made more of my life in opportunities.

No, no, no, that isn't what I meant. sh**t.

Let's try again.

The weather sure is nice today, isn't it, Atsushi?

What is up with you today? Is there

something you might want to talk to me about?

You don't want to turn me into a tiger rug, do you? What? No.

It's not. I don't know why, but..

My stomach really hurts.. Now. He is feared.

Uh. Did you finish this today? The milk

in this carton went bad a week ago.

I just didn't want it to go to waste.

I must I always remind you to check the expiration dates? Oh.

Sorry, Cuca, I'm in too much pain to talk now.

Okay, let's ask Junichiro next. Hey, Dr. Yoshino,

was there something you needed from me?

Stay calm and say what you need to say.

I feel I may have forgotten a scalpel

inside your body just like that.

Junichiro, I'm going to get straight to the point.

I can't stop thinking. About what?

oh oh. Everything came out right.

No, no, I made a medical mistake, which I won't make again.

Letting you go was a mistake I won't make again. Oh.

Naomi, it's not what you think. I need

you to show me your body right now.

It'll be good for both of us. Wait. Are you sure about this?

Oh, Naomi, it's not what it looks like.

I need you back in bed. What have I done to deserve this?

Out.

Do you? Why? All clear for Junichiro to next

up. Nikita, how are you feeling?

Thanks to you, doctor. No issues at all.

We'll make sure not to work yourself too hard.

Got to keep your health up.

I appreciate your concern. When you felt tired lately,

has it felt like a blade was touching your internal organs?

Or that a sharp metal object was lost somewhere inside you?

What kind of exhaustion could possibly feel like that?

What is this morbid disease called? I'd

like to know for future reference. This is some.

This is what it is, I hate stress.

You should. I can put a gaping hole in your stomach.

It is even known to form the shape

of a metallic object like a scalpel, for example.

A metal object in the shape of a scalpel.

It can really be that specific.

Just be careful and you'll be fine.

But if you notice any problems, just let me know right away.

All right. I'll fix you all up in under three minutes.

That's as fast as making a cup of noodles.

I think Nikita's in the clear. Although

maybe I should have checked for sure.

Like I did with Junichiro. If there's

still.. Nothing, I. Dr. Yoshino.

We believe this is your scalpel. Mm.

Where in the world did you find it?

Funny story. Remember when we used Dazai's

coal stove to have a grilled fish party?

You were drunk and tried to gut the fish with a scalpel.

Huh? We found it with the cooking utensils. No.

Goodness. All she did was take my

.. X rays, I'm telling you.

For lunch today. A special treat for me.

It's a shrimp bowl extravaganza. Don't mind if I do.

Ha ha. Last but not least, the

shrimp tail. Just a second, Otsuchi.

Don't tell me you're.. Not

going to eat the shrimp handle like that, are you?

Oh. What exactly do you mean by shrimp handle?

You've really never heard of that term? The shrimp handle is here.

The chickens is here. A banana is here.

It's not like they were made that way for our convenience.

Well, you can call it whatever you like.

So what exactly are you going to do with the shrimp handle?

You seem really insistent on calling it a handle,

and I'm going to eat it. Of course.

It's so wasteful. You're no longer a valid human.

Oh. You're sad. Treatment of the shrimp

handle has awakened a new ability within my

soul. What are you talking about?

I'm not wasting it. They said I'm eating it.

Just what am I supposed to do with the tail?

Then I'll tell you what to do with it.

Huh? You bury it in a mound of soil,

and then in due time, you harvest it from the ground.

That's disgusting. And completely ridiculous. With a bit of water,

he sprouts grow back, even if you cut them.

So do branches that you bury in the ground, and so do shrimp.

His concept of shrimp is disconcerting. Even so,

I'm still going to eat it.

Oh, no, wait just a second. Atsushi,

I bet you didn't know watermelon is

a vegetable and not a fruit. So how can you be so sure

shrimp isn't a plant as well?

Now I know you're pulling my leg.

Oh, no. Disappointing. Oh, Togawa. Believe me. Completely.

It's still not.. Sprouting. Oh, no.

Poor Togawa. You told him you can plant shrimp?

I didn't tell him that. What is it?

Hey, what are you guys..

Up to right now? I'm going to go tattle

on you if you're slacking off.

No, we're definitely not doing anything of the sort.

Actually, we were talking about how you can

bury a shrimp tail in dirt and have it sprout.

That's hilarious. Are you being serious? That's obviously bogus.

Of course I know that. Uh. After that joke didn't land,

my appetites kind of ruined. You know.

If there were such a thing as infinitely regrowing shrimp.

Gaza is a little more obsessive than usual today.

A multiplying technique like that could be an instant

solution to world hunger, don't you think?

In fact, it just might even be powerful

enough to solve my hunger as well.

Huh? He's trying to tell me something.

The kind of hunger that only having

my own shrimp bowl could have fulfilled.

Has he been pestering me this whole time?

Because I wish I could have at least

had the tail of the shrimp.

They still aren't growing. I'll have some tempura

batter ready for you when they're ripe, sir.

Man, this is really difficult.

I'm done with mine.

Here's you. Daisy. Sorry. It kind of sucks.

Well, that is me. It's great. You really think so?

I'm looking forward to seeing what your drawing looks like, Darci.

I'm actually having a hard time with it.

I just might have to throw in the towel.

Oh, stop. I'm sure it can't be that bad.

Take a look. I can't draw the person behind you.

Someone behind me. Where I don't see anyone there. Darci.

I finished my drawing as well. Yeah.

Stop coming in through the window. It's

not that big a deal, okay? It's a huge deal.

Darci, please take a look at my drawing.

No, thanks. So harsh.

Wow. He really pulled out all the stops.

Handle this. Atsushi. What? Oh, come on,

Otagawa, you got to read the room before drawing someone.

And why should I accept a lecture from you, a lowly animal?

Don't be like that. You could have

drawn me just as an example. Oh, is that what you want? I'm

already ten steps ahead of you.

Then you were a practice sketch I drew before I did Dazai.

Oh, that doesn't make me feel great, but.

Well, let's see it. I'm cut in half.

Why did you have to choose this memory?

What else would I have chosen? That wasn't

even the real me back when this happened.

It was one of Junichiro's illusions.

Well, why don't we go and make it a reality then? You beast!

We getting spicy? Let me go grab my popcorn.

Would you stop enjoying this at our expense? Dazai, please. Hey!

How dare you raise your voice like..

That to Dazai? Where, Tiger? Whoa, whoa!

All right, now you piss me off. If I split you in two, will

that stop you from yelling? I'll never stop yelling.

And I'll never let you get him. I'll take that lying down.

You and me. Drawings of all of them, too.

I just don't think I'll be ready

to show it to them for a while.

And.

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