03x15 - House of Anticipation

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You're not going anywhere until you tell me what is under here! I don't want you to see.


- Oh, why ever not?
- Ah! Well, it will spoil the trick.

Trick? For Alfie's, magic act.

For the open day.

Okay now I think we're ready for Jerome Clarke and his funny balloon animals.

We are not ready for Jerome, so let's have Mara Jaffray to the stage.

Who I believe has a very special song for us.

Hmm.

Okay, well far be it from me to ruin the magic.

Thank you Trudy.

Oh! That looks heavy, I'll give you a hand.

Well Come on.

Come on.

Um, this is a song I wrote called "a song for" I always feel so at home.

When I'm with my This place we live is crazy through and through.

But that's okay, it made my wish come true.

Where are you? It's magic being with you.

Hey J.

Make the magic true.

We're wasting time here Eric, we should be searching for the bracelet.

The school is important too Victor, or have you forgotten? A good thing we're not all so careless with the things we've been assigned to protect.


- May I
- Rise above Victor, rise above.

You'll want this in the common room, up on the stage, for everyone to see.


- Sure.


- Yeah, sounds great Trudy.

Oh! Hold on we'll need someone to meet us there.

I'll give Victor a call, he'll lend us a hand.

Guys?!
- Oh! Ow!
- Oh, Fabian! Are you all right?
- I think he caught his hand.


- Oh! Don't try to move it.


- Oh!
- Ah! Ah! J.

You make the magic true.

Let's hear it for Mara Jaffray again everyone.

And now could we have I'm not even going to ask where Jerome is So let's have Willow Jenks.


- Oh!
- Try not to move it.

I think it's broken.

Oh! Ah! Ah! Leave it! Okay, okay um, just wait here.

I'll go and get some help.

Ah! Ah!
- The kind of help we don't need.


- Let's get out of here quick.

Go, go, go! And if I ever feel low and whinny I think of you, and you're hair so shinny.

And if I roomed in the same house as you Then I could hear a pin drop too.

I know who this is about Victor! Ewe Victor.

Ewe indeed.

I think we've heard enough.

Oh no wait, I don't want to go yet.

For you and I are meant to be Like a teapot and some really good tea.

Like a right hand glove and some ones right hand Like a Swiss roll and the country Switzerland.

But before I finish, it would surely be rude To forget your awesome ping
-pong dude.

You are a fine example of the human genome You are my boyfriend and your name is Ladies and gentlemen! Do I have a treat for you! Prepare to be amazed! I wasn't done, I was about say your name Elephant ladies and gentlemen! And now for your amusement only A poodle.

A lost lost poodle.


- What is he doing?
- And last of all Being Jerome.

A snail.


- Oh! You better come quick it's Fabian.


- What's the matter with him? It's his hand, oh you should probably come see for yourself.

No! I mean, he is such an attention seeker that Fabian.


- I wouldn't encourage him.


- He did look like he really hurt it.

Fine uh, Patricia if you could go to the first
-aid room.


- Absolutely.


- Oh, I wouldn't do that.

There's a presentation in there, and Mr.

Sweet wouldn't want you to spoil it with a genuine medical emergency.

Oh, fine I have a first
-aid kit in the Gate House, I'll go and get it.

I can get it for you.

You're being very helpful today Patricia.

Well I mean it is a hidden talent show Miss.

I don't like people wandering around the Gate House when I'm not there, there are a lot of very fragile antiques.

I'll just be a few minutes.

Oh, answer your phone, Eddie! Once we get Frobisher into the crypt, we should be fine.

Ha
-ha! Alfie, you were right.

So that's what it looks like on the outside.

Huh, and here I thought it would be all spooky So how do we get in? I've got a pretty good idea.

You always carry a key to a musty old dead people hangout?
- It's the kind of girl I am.


- Okay, careful for zombie stragglers.

Alfie we've talked about this, zombies don't exist.

But there are such things as sleeping Egyptologists? I'm so confused.

We're going to have to draw a diagram.

A dog riding a bicycle
- And of course
- Hey, hey, hey Thank you the very, very, very, very, gifted Jerome Clarke.

I know that will be very difficult to follow but Did you like my song?
- Of course I liked it.


- What did you like best? The best part
- Was that you wrote it.


- Ah.

Joy!
- Hey.


- Hey.

Thanks for letting me do my poem.

Listen, I know I've been a bit unfair to you, but that's all going to change.

Oh, I'm so glad to hear that, because I'm taking Amber's room! Mr.

Sweet told me yesterday.


- Somebody must have put in a good word.


- I wonder who?
- Not you?
- I have friends in high places.

But why? You don't even like me.

It was to say sorry for being so mean to you.


- Squee!
- Ooh! An Anubis resident at last! Oh but don't tell Jerome, I almost told him yesterday because I was so excited.

But I think it would be better if it was a surprise.


- Weird, but okay.


- You're the best Joy.


- A real one off.


- That's me!
- Well
- Bye.

You are crazy pretending you can make balloon animals.


- Tell me about it.


- Did you like my poem?
- Of course I liked it.


- What did you like best? The bit I liked best
- Was that you wrote it.


- Oh.

Hmm.

Robert? No! No! I'm coming for you Robert.

And those that have done this will pay! Okay.

So all we need to do now is wait till nightfall.

That's still a long way off.

Seriously guys, you can go now.

We have everything we need to reawaken my great
-grandpa.


- I can take it over from here.


- No, no way!
- No.


- We're all in this together KT.


- You guys could be risking your lives.


- Well For some crazy reason I think, we all think it's worth it.

Thanks guys.


- All kinds of extracurricular activity's.


- Come with me.

Miss Denby those are prospective parents The t*nk is gone.


- How could it have gone, that's the
- Stolen, taken from the Gate House.

What? Stop these pathetic entertainments now! Nobody must leave, everybody must be accounted for.

Eddie, answer the phone! Oh it's three missed calls from Patricia.

What's the message?
- I can't get it there's no reception here.


- What if she's trying to warn us? No one knows we're here.

What if Denby has some special evil way to find out? Alfie, I don't think so.

Guys you don't know, she could come through that door any second now.


- Move, now!
- Quick!
- Why am I always right about things?
- Shh! .

Why are you hiding down there? Haven't you got a ceremony to be sorting out? And why aren't you answering your phone? Oh, Patricia, I have never in my life been this happy to see you.

Look Denby is on the trail, she'll know we've got Frobisher.

Uh, attention, everyone please.

I'm very sorry to say that we've had a major theft in the school.

I apologize for any inconvenience, and may I request that, no one leaves until we have established everyone's whereabouts.

Can't we even try doing the ceremony now? No! No, it won't work.

If we get one part wrong we fail, that's the whole point to the ceremony.

Tonight is too late! The adults are going to realize we're missing and that we're responsible.

I say we leave him here, we go back and we act normal.

No way, some of us need to stay behind and watch over him until it's time.

And the others can go back to the school and cover.


- School.


- School.


- My hero's.


- Alright Alfie and Patricia You need to make the adults think that we're somewhere else, anywhere else Not here.


- But that means you'll be locked in.


- In a crypt.


- For hours.


- With a spooky sleepy guy.

Have none of you got a problem with that? It looks like we're just in time.

Where do you think you have been? Do you think he can hear us? And if he can hear us Do you think he's annoyed that we kidnapped him? No he can't hear us, can he? No, no.

Cool.

Anyone else freaked out that we're locked in a crypt? Ha! No No! Okay.

Just asking.

Your magic act? Sure, I was taking it out the back door, didn't Trudy tell you?
- What about you?
- Uh She's my assistant.

Assistant? I don't want to be your assistant! Why can't I do the magic and you can assist me? It's not really the time for that argument.

Very well, if you are such a great magician do some magic for me right now.

Huh? Come along, you've done magic before have you not? Yeah uh, I need like a handkerchief or something.

Do magic.

Please I I need to wipe my face, the pressure is getting to me I can't concentrate.

Playing for time, Lord help you boy.

It is obvious to me that you are lying about this so called magic act.

In which case I will have a full explanation of your whereabouts.

Abracadabra.

There's no need to be scared KT.

Right, right.

What time is it? Seven minutes later than last time you asked me.


- Alfie, and Patricia?
- Accounted for.

Then I'm satisfied that everyone here is where they say they were.


- We are only missing um
- Your son.

And his two usual cronies.

Did one of you say something?
- Nope.


- No, not me.

Okay one of you definitely whispered my name.


- No!
- Yeah, no way.

Okay well it had to be one of you because there's no one else Here.

He can't.

Can he? He's saying something.


- But he can't talk he's he's
- Shh! Shh! Shh! He's saying
- He's saying you guys scare so easy.


- Ah! Your faces!
- Oh yeah like we believed you.


- Oh, that was priceless come on! Did it ever occur to you that maybe he wants some peace and quiet? Hey You okay? I can't help thinking about why we're really here.

Hey! It will work out don't worry.

What if it doesn't? My grandpa said a great evil was about to be unleashed.

If we mess this up, it's on us.

I keep telling you they know more than they say.


- We must assume that they
- Um In case you're wondering Eddie and KT took Fabian to the hospital.


- Hospital?
- Yeah.

Yeah, you know Fabian hurt his hand.

Eddie just phoned me, he said the place was really, really busy.

Thank you Patricia.

There! I think we can rule Eddie out of our inquiries.

Ah.

Thank you uh, everyone.

Sorry to keep you, and, parents you are now free to go.

Please don't forget, tell all your friends what a wonderful experience you've had.

What now? Now We do things my way.

Listen to me very carefully all of you Now that our guests have gone It will be business as usual.

There will be a full and thorough search of the school and grounds.

And when I discover who has taken our property They will rue the day they ever set foot in this school.


- It's so quiet where is everyone?
- Still at hospital.


- Patricia and Alfie went to check on them.


- Okay.

You think I could move this plant? The fung shway is all wrong.


- Um, sorry?
- Willow is your new roommate.

Oh, wow! Great, I guess.

I'm sure we'll find we've got things in common Lots of things.

Guys? It's time.

Okay, finally, I thought it would never be night.

Won't be long now great
-grandpa.

Don't worry, it's going to be okay.


- I doubt you'll find Robert in the school.


- He has to be somewhere.

Perhaps if you had taken adequate security measures, we wouldn't be in this mess.

I took every precaution.

Only someone with inside knowledge Miss Denby can we keep on looking please? Your son Edward
- It was you two wasn't it?
- What on Earth do you mean? You want it for yourselves don't you? Everything that Robert can offer, you're trying to cut me out! Are you out of your mind? I'll find him.

Wherever you put him I'll find him! Let the ceremony begin.

Uh What's wrong? It's a lot harder working out where a bracelet goes when there aren't any wrists.

How did you get to be The Osirian again? By the way, how did you do that with those handkerchiefs? Magic dude.

Well, well Do we know what kind of great evil we're looking at, if this thing goes wrong? Nope.

Good **.

Okay.

Chessie em hotep.

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Here we go.

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Here we go! Chessie em hotep.

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