03x37 - House of Hog

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Eddie.

No, behind you!
- No, no, no!
- Ah! No! No, no!
- Where is Eddie?
- I don't know.

Oh, there he is.

I didn't think you'd fall for that.

See, I always thought you were the smartest, but But some people some people think Mara's the smartest.


- Tell me where Eddie is.


- He's safe and sound.

Of course, if you want to figure out where, you can always ask Mara's advice.

You had better stop messing around with me, Alfie, or I will Or you'll what? What get physical? No.

See, you're not really the sporty type.

That's, um that's that's probably why Nina left you.

Sorry, dude.

Ah! Get off me! Oh, oh Answer a few questions, mm?
- Nothing I didn't already know.


- Oh.

My friends will come for me! Your friends won't have time.

Before long You'll be one of us.

Oh, didn't think it would be so soon? As you can see, only one sarcophagus remains empty.

Soon after you have been captured, with the final piece in place.

The great Ammit Will walk amongst the living.

It will feel like the end of the world.

And your friends will be unable to stop The suffering that will reign! Give it up, Eddie.

You've lost.


- How you feeling?
- I can't stop crying.

Your name doesn't make any sense now, does it? What's that? It's a wild hedgehog.

Oh, my goodness.

Willow, what are you doing? Willow! Come here Mr.

Hedgehog.

Ooh, you are prickly.

I think I'll call you Victor.

Wait, you're not keeping him here.


- Do you remember what happened to Letdown?
- Yes, I do.

He changed our lives for the better.

There's Mara.

What a day.

Never join a revenge club.

The hour is almost upon us.

Indeed.

Patricia, are you in there?
- Dad, it's me.


- You can't fight it.


- Then I'll run!
- Eddie! Dad, please Release him.

Don't do that again.


- The nursery rhyme clues.


- You don't have all of them.

You might have Patricia's summer house, but you won't have the rest.

Oh, the summer house.

You're proving even more useful than I thought.

Thanks, Eddie.

I really had forgotten.

Oh, getting a little angry, are we? KT! KT! KT, it's me.

It's me.

It's me.

How do I know? Wait, hold on.

Watch his eyes.

Fabian's the sinner, not me.

They got Eddie, Alfie.

Frobisher pulled him inside.

You should've seen his face.


- Victor.


- What is it? We have the final one.

It's Edison.

Oh.

Yes, almost midnight.

Just in time.

If we had to wait until midday, we'd have been forced to listen to the boy's insufferable utterances for a further 12 hours.


- More than either of us could bear.


- Indeed.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? That's really mean? No, they can only catch sinners at midnight or midday.

But there's too many of them in there now to get him out.

Unless we ruin their plans tonight.

Then Eddie'll be safe until at least morning.

There will only be Frobisher in there.

We could distract him and save Eddie.

You must be really hungry.

I'm make you a Waldorf salad.

They're really healthy.

Victor Stay! Sisterhood rules say you don't fall for the mark.


- The sisterhood had rules?
- It's an unwritten rule! Why are we still talking about this? It's over.

He hates me.


- And why is that?
- Because we played him.

You weren't supposed to like him, your relationship wasn't supposed to be real.


- But what do you care?
- It was mine! This jumper This was supposed to keep me warm! These stupid pictures in class they were supposed to make me laugh.


- They were supposed to be gifts for me!
- I just thought you wanted revenge.

Because he broke my heart not yours, mine.

Why couldn't you have just stuck to the plan? Just think, millions of teenagers in the world And I got you!
- What, no witty retort? That's a first.


- Come on, Eddie, fight! Aw, what a disappointment.

You're not the guy I thought you'd be.

Powerless, eh, boy? Where is your cocky attitude now, hmm? Has it deserted you? Shut up! Shut up!
- You can't take it?
- Shut up! Angry! Shut up! Shut up! He's getting angry!
- Where's the box?
- What box? The box, the box with Victor in.

Little Victor My hedgehog.

Where is he?
- He was in the box?
- Yeah, why? Oh, sorry, I thought you meant, um Uh, Mara took him for a project.


- What project?
- Good question.

Hedgehogs of the world? Sort of like extra merit.

She couldn't believe her luck, doing the project, and there one is.


- What are the odds?
- They are good odds.

Yeah.


- Where's Victor?
- Pfft You should be in bed.

Come on.

Get to sleep, girls.

Excellent idea, Trudes.

Bed, KT.

Well, I'm b*at.

I'm sure Mara will give Victor back in the morning.

Mm, I guess.


- Wait.


- It's almost midnight.

We can't just go running in there, or they'll get us too.

We have to think.

Think faster.

You got nothing.


- I got nothing.


- Oh.


- Come on.


- Well
- Oh, it's locked.


- What? Shut up! Shut up!
- Shut up!
- Ooh, Eddie!
- Where are these friends of yours, hey?
- They just don't care, Eddie.


- They never really liked you, Eddie.


- Feeling angry? Boy! No, no! No, no, no! Ammit.

Ammit.

Ammit, Ammit.

You really thought I was angry, didn't you? Well, guess I should take drama next year, shouldn't I, dad? Oh, I think that's where all the cockiness was.

Ah! All you've done is delay your fate.

Tomorrow we finish the job.

Don't care what you do.

I'm not gonna get angry.

Hmm.

Everyone has a weakness.

One just has to know which button To push.

You leave her alone.

Oh.

Move And you will regret it.

There they are.

Those brats are responsible for this.


- You think we got there in time?
- I think so.

Eddie.

Somebody get him! Take him! We have him, Robert! We have him!
- I feel bad to leave him there.


- He's got it under control.

And he's safe till tomorrow.


- Where's Eddie this morning?
- Oh, he left early.

Mr.

Sweet wanted to talk to him.

You.

Joy, listen, about last night Yes, about that.

What did you do with your stuff? Oh I threw it out in the trash.

I'm moving on.

You what?
- You should be happy.


- Victor was in that box.

The hedgehog.

Okay, not any clearer.

Willow's pet hedgehog was in the box, the box that
- I threw out.


- Yes.

Trudy! Trudy! Trudy, please tell me the trash hasn't gone out yet.

Oh, sweetie, that was collected this morning.

Oh, no.


- What?
- Nothing.

Can you believe Fabian? Yeah, but you've got to remember it's not the real him.


- There's not many of us left.


- Yeah.

Okay, let's go over the plan.

We head over after first class.

You distract Frobisher while I go up and get Eddie.

I distract Frobisher.

Yeah, it sounds easy when you say it.

You can do it.

So my project's almost done.


- Hedgehogs rule the world
- Of the world.


- Hedgehogs of the world.


- That's what I meant.

Thanks, though, Willow.

It's been really helpful.

Oh, that's okay.

I do miss him, though.

I think I might go back at lunch.

Just check if he's okay.

Excellent idea.

We need to find another hedgehog before lunch.

We? I've done my part.

I bought you time like you asked.

You're on your own now.

Well, where am I gonna find another hedgehog? Jerome.

I'm not talking to you.

This isn't about us.

I need something, and you've always said you can get anything, so Except a little respect.

What do you want? A hedgehog.

What? Ruler of the underworld You know, the old you would be ashamed of what you're doing.

Silence! Gate Lodge.

Could sure use an elaborate plan right now, buddy.


- How about a simple one? Run.


- KT! Wait! Yes! Oh, am I glad to see you.

No.

Curse him! The boy's escaped.

Check the grounds.

Okay, come on.

I know their whole plan now.

We have to get away and stay away from this place, it's our only chance of surviving.

We have to stay.


- What?
- Hot heights.

This place used to be called Gate Lodge.

This is my rhyme, guys.

The lodge's heights are hot indeed? I think the artifact's in that chimney.

I need to go up there and get it.


- Jerome, you are amazing.


- I did it for Willow.

She doesn't deserve to be a victim of your scheming.

Oh, and if anyone asks, I really can get anything.

Hmm? All right, it should be safe.

I disabled the cameras.

KT, keep an eye on that door.


- You sure you want to do this?
- No.

But I'm gonna.


- Aren't you afraid of small spaces?
- I'm afraid of everything.

But my ancestors put their faith in me And I'm not gonna let them down.

If anyone asks, your name is Victor.


- Oh, hi.


- Hey.

Mara's done with Victor.

Just bringing him home.

Oh, little Victor! Ow.

How do you suppose that happened? Multiplies with water? That would be his family, because one thing I learned when researching, hedgehogs of the world is that Hedgehogs can always track down their families.

Oh, Victor! Hey.

Ooh, I'm gonna call you Trudy.

Come say hello to your brother, Victor!
- You can do it, Alfie.


- Yeah, buddy, don't look down.


- What happened?
- You made me look down.

I think I see something.

Clank! Go, go!
- He's gone?
- That blasted child! Now we have lost another 12 hours.


- Relax.

Robert, we will have our day.


- Don't tell me to relax! I'll make you something to eat.

I'll be in my study.

Alfie, get out now.

No.

No, I came here to get my artifact.

I'm getting my artifact.

Sit.

Eat.

Ah! I'm gonna have to jump it.

Come on, Alfie.

Come on, Alfie.

Come on.

You can do this.

Three Two One Yes!