01x23 - Fort Fuentes/Rosie's Derby Car

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rosie's Rules". Aired: October 3, 2022 – present.*
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Series follows 5-year-old Rosie Fuentes as she investigates and learns about the area around her San Antonio, Texas home.
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01x23 - Fort Fuentes/Rosie's Derby Car

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[bright music]

♪ Rosie has a lot that she wants to know ♪

♪ Can you mail a cat to your abuela's house ♪

♪ In Mexico

♪ How do stores get food, can you pogo stick to the moon ♪

♪ She's got a lot to learn and when she does ♪

♪ They're Rosie's Rules

♪ Hey

♪ Well, that's new information

♪ She will always figure it out ♪

♪ So much to cheer about

♪ For Rosie's Rules

Rosie's Rules!

♪ Rosie's Rules

Rosie's Rules!

♪ Rosie's Rules

Rosie's Rules!

♪ Rosie's Rules

Fort Fuentes!

[meowing]

[giggling]

[Rosie]: Paint. Paint. Paint.

Paint.

Paint. Paint. Paint.

Meow. Meow. Meow.

And one last paint swipe right... here!

Rosie and Iggy, we're all done painting your room!

- Yay! - Woo-hoo! Yay!

Why, thank you!

[meowing]

Ven Iggy, let's get ready for bed!

[Mom]: Whoa, hold on, kiddos!

[muffled]: Why are we holding on?

The paint is still wet and...

[sniffing] ...your room smells

a little too painty to sleep in tonight.

[sniffing]

It does smell painty.

Nope. Can't sleep in here tonight.

Then where we sleep?

Don't worry, Iggy Wiggy.

I'll find the perfect place for us to sleep.

Now, where could it be?

I've gotta know!

♪ I have a great big question

♪ And I just can't let it go

♪ Yo quiero saberlo

♪ I really gotta know

Where are we gonna sleep?

Maybe...

♪ We can sleep in una hamaca in the sky ♪

♪ Or wave to all the birdies as they go flying by ♪

♪ Between two books on top of a shelf ♪

♪ Inside the slipper of an elf ♪

That would be comfy-tastical...

Wait a secamadoodle!

We can make a fort!

Fort!

Can we, Mom and Papá?

A fort sounds Fuentastic!

You can set it up in the living room.

How about you call it... Fort Fuentes?!

- Woo-hoo! - Yeah!

Fort Fuentes!

Oh yeah! Gonna make!

Fort Fuentes! Oh yeah! Oof!

What's up, Rosie?

What's up is we're making a fort.

I don't see a fort.

That's 'cause we haven't made it yet!

Can you help us build a fort?

Me? Help build a fort?

Bring in pillows, blankets, sheets, and a straw.

A straw? What for?

For me! So I can sip my water while I'm building the fort!

[Crystal]: Okay, this blanket will make a nice soft floor

in our fort.

[meowing] Ooh! Soft.

[Crystal]: Next we need walls and a roof.

Got it!

Ahh...

[giggling]

[giggling]

[confused meow]

i¡Ay perdón, Gatita!

[happy meow]

Presenting... Fort Fuentes!

- Yay, Fort Fuentes! - Yay! Fuentes!

Wait, how will we get inside?

Oh. Ah-ha!

Ta-da!

[gasps] A door!

In. Out. In. Out.

In. Out.

Rosie's Rule: When you make a door,

your little brother will want to run through it

a lot of times.

[curious meowing]

And so will your cat.

Well, it's bedtime, everyone.

i¡Buenas noches!

[Crystal]: Hold on, Rosie.

[muffled]: Rosie's Rule:

Sometimes you do a lot of holding in one day.

Can I move now?

[chuckles] Yes.

But we can't go to sleep in the fort yet.

Why not?

[Crystal]: Because there's nothing inside yet!

But don't worry. I've got this.

Okay, let's see... Put this here.

Uh, this there.

Hang this here. Perfect!

[Crystal]: Okay. Ready!

[gasps] - Ooh...

[Rosie]: Mama Macaroni! There's art everywhere!

I know! Let me give you a tour.

Here's the gallery wall.

[Crystal]: Here's the clay station.

[Iggy]: Ta-da! It Iggy!

[confused meow]

And this is the video installation!

[bright digital jingle]

[awed meow]

This is wow-mazing, Crystal. But...

Where's our stuff gonna go?

Oh... I did not think of that.

That's okay. I've got this!

This goes here.

That goes here.

Y esto aquí. Oh, that one there.

It's ready!

Prepare to be amazed!

- Ooh! - Wow that's a lot

of Purple Knight stuff.

I know!

Purple Knight reading corner...

Purple Knight dress-up spot...

Purple Knight disco floor...

[rhythmic music]

[rhythmic meowing]

This is great, Rosie.

But where'd all my art stuff go?

Oh. It's right here.

[Crystal gasps] Rosie!

My art can't be hidden behind a blanket!

But there wasn't any room for my stuff!

Well, now there isn't any room for my stuff!

Iggy got dis.

Dis dere.

Dis dere.

Done!

Iggy, what is all this?

Dinos!

Dis Timmy,

and dis Mawia,

and dis Spike,

and dis Mow-Mow.

But where will we sleep?

With dinos.

Where will we play?

With dinos.

Wait a secamadoodle.

Where's my Purple Knight stuff?

[gasps]

Iggy, I need my Purple Knight stuff in the fort!

I need my art stuff in the fort!

Iggy need more dinos!

[grumbling]

[effort grunts]

[Iggy laughing]

- I need this! - Quiero esto.

And this! [Iggy laughing]

[effort grunts]

Whoa! [thudding]

[grunting] I... think it worked.

Yeah. As long as we don't add anything else.

[meowing]

[gasps]

Ahh!

Nope, didn't work.

I need to call Abuela.

[chiming]

Hmm...

[Rosie]: i¡Hola, Abuela!

i¡Hola, mi niña!

I'm at the panadería,

but I can't decide between bolillos or conchas.

[Rosie]: They both look yum-mazing.

You're right. I'll get both! ¿Qué pasa?

We made a fort,

but we can't fit everything we want inside!

Da fort fell down, Abuela!

Ah, ya veo. Miren niños,

you need to build a fort that works for everyone.

Unless, of course, you each build your own fort.

[cash register dings] Oh, I have to pay for my panes!

i¡Adiós granitos de arroz!

[Rosie]: i¡Ciao bacalao!

Crystal! We can each build our own fort.

Then we'll definitely fit.

'Cause it's just us!

Oh... That could work.

Iggy build Iggy fort! Bye-bye.

[giggling]

[upbeat music]

It's Rosie's Purple Knight fort!

I love Crystal's art fort.

And the best part is, it's just for me.

Iggy made dino fort! Rawr!

Well... i¡Buenas noches!

- 'Night! - i¡Bena noche!

Hmm...

Hmm...

Hmm.

Anyone wanna play Purple Knight in my fort?

Hello?

Well, this isn't any fun!

It is kind of lonely all by myself.

So lonely...

I wanna make Fort Fuentes again!

- Me too! - Iggy too!

But we all have too much stuff!

[sighs] We really wanted to sleep

in Fort Fuentes, but there's not enough room

for all of our stuff, so now we can't, and...

I need to flop.

Breathe in... [inhales]

Breathe out... [exhales]

Wiggle about.

Now I'm ready to figure this out.

i¡Vamos a ver!

Hmm... [gasps]

That's it!

We can sleep in Fort Fuentes,

we just need to put less stuff in our fort.

You're right, Rosie. We'll put only the things

we need in the fort, like these sleeping bags.

We all need these to sleep in.

And we all need pillows, so our heads are comfy cozy!

We need all these dinos!

Iggy, if there are too many dinos,

we won't all fit in Fort Fuentes!

Hmm...

Iggy pick this dino?

Supertastical!

I'll pick one Purple Knight book.

And I'll pick one piece of art!

Let's build Fort Fuentes!

Again!

Ahh, so comfy cozy.

Yeah see, Rosie and Iggy?

We made the fort work for everyone.

And now we all fit!

And we all happy!

♪ We're gonna build a big fort

♪ But we all want different stuff ♪

♪ So each of us picks one thing ♪

♪ Now there's room for all of us ♪

♪ You want tag, I want hide-and-seek♪

♪ He wants Purple Knight

♪ We'll work together aas a group ♪

♪ Choose a game we all like

♪ I want to dance

♪ You want art, and he wants to play ball ♪

Iggy play ball!

♪ We'll decide together and pick one thing ♪

♪ That makes it fun for all

♪ We're gonna build a big fort

♪ But we all want different stuff ♪

♪ So each of us picks one thing ♪

♪ Now there's room for all of us ♪

♪ What fun for all of us

♪ So fun for all of us

Rosie's Rule:

Finding a way for everyone to fit

is the best way to sleep in a fort.

[soft purring]

[Rosie]: Ven Gatita.

There's room for you now!

[meowing]

And mousie too!

[excited meowing]

Rosie's Derby Car!

[giggling] Wee!

I spy... something orange!

Hmm... Is it the orange leaves on this tree?

Nope!

Hmm...

Ooh, ooh! That orange butterfly?

Uh-uh.

Hmm... Ah-ha! My snack?

It's orange. Because... it's an orange.

[giggling] Not that either.

Hmm...

What else is orange? [giggling]

Look all around, Mom.

The orange cone!

Yes! Good job, Mom.

[laughing]

Hey, there's another orange cone.

[Rosie]: And another one! And another one!

And another one!

[Rosie]: Mama Macaroni!

Something very coolamadoodle is going on here!

[Rosie]: Hi, Jun! Hi, Quinn!

What are you doing?

Hi, Rosie. It's the soapbox derby race!

This is our car. We're building it ourselves.

Whoa!

Ooh! I used to race soapbox cars when I was a kid!

I won four years in a row.

Uh-huh, I did, thank you very much.

- Cool! - That's awesome!

[gasps] Maybe I can be in the race too!

Yes, Rosie! But you'll need a partner

to help you build the car.

And make it go!

[gasps] Ooh, I'll be your partner!

We'll build the best soapbox car this side of Wisconsin,

then we'll race our car around the track!

Vroom, vroom, vroom!

Sorry, Mrs. Fuentes, but this race is just for kids.

- That's the rule. - Oh.

Well, then I'll just cheer you on from over here.

You can help me finish setting up for the race, Liz.

[gasps] I love setting up things!

Who's excited for the soapbox derby race? I am!

[giggling]

I can't wait to make a soapbox car!

But... what should it look like?

I've gotta know!

♪ I have a great big question

♪ And I just can't let it go

♪ Yo quiero saberlo

♪ I really gotta know

What will my derby car look like?

Maybe...

♪ We'll put a flower garden way up on the roof ♪

♪ Give it great big doggie ears ♪

♪ And a horn that goes woof, woof ♪

♪ With cozy seats to lay down and dream ♪

♪ A colorful spout that serves ice cream ♪

Ice cream car...

[Jun]: Whoa!

[Jun and Quinn giggling]

[gasps]

I need to find a partner!

Hi, Rosie!

Hola, Javi. Very busy.

It's the soapbox derby race

and I need to find a partner right away!

Wait a derby-madoodle.

Primo, do you want to be my partner?

Be your partner?

- i¡Claro que sí! - Woo-hoo!

Oh, yeah. Gonna be...

In the race... With Javi... [giggling]

Why am I dancing?

We have a car to build!

[giggling]

[effort grunts]

Por aquí.

[effort grunts]

- Got it! - There!

We made a derby car!

Yes!

[giggling]

[effort grunts]

Huh? Hmm...

It's going pretty slow.

[gasps] I have a great idea!

I have a great idea too!

We...

can...

paint the car!

Was that your idea too?

No... my idea was to figure out

how to make the car go superfast

so we can win the race!

But, Javi, we can paint red and block dots

all over the car and make it look like a cute little ladybug.

Oh, I do like ladybugs.

Let's do it!

[Rosie]: Red derby car with spots that are black!

Will go super fast on the race track!

[Javi]: Rojo!

[Rosie]: n*gro!

Rojo!

n*gro!

Rojo!

n*gro!

It's a supertastical ladybug car!

Yeah! Okay. Now we really need to figure out

how the car can go super fast.

And I have an idea--

I have an idea too!

Lady bug wings!

Lady bug wings?

Yes! They're so colorful

and sparkly and lady buggy.

Hmm... But will they make our car go fast?

Only one way to find out!

Okay!

[Rosie humming]

And here! And a little more here!

Tape here. Por aquí.

Now our car looks super duper coolamadoodle!

[giggling] Let's try it out!

Una, dos, tres!

[Javi grunting]

It's going! It's really, really going...

...very slowly.

I have an idea to make it go faster, Prima!

I have an idea too. Push harder, Javi!

Huh? Okay...

[effort grunts]

[Javi]: Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Huh? Oh no, our car is stuck in the mud!

And one side is sinking!

I knew something felt tilty.

Rosie's Rule:

Watch out for the mud, or you might end up

in a tilty car.

[grunting]

Whew!

[Jun]: Wee!

Look at us go!

Whoa. They're going fast!

Javi, we need to figure out how to make

our car go fast too!

I know, Prima.

We just need one good idea.

I have a good idea!

And I keep trying to tell you, but you won't listen!

Sorry, Prima. I don't think

I want to be in the race any more.

[sighs]

I was so excited for Javi to be my partner,

but I didn't listen to his ideas

and now he doesn't want to be in the race at all and...

I need to flop.

Breathe in... [inhales]

Breathe out... [exhales]

Wiggle about.

Now I'm ready to figure this out.

i¡Vamos a ver!

Mom, I need to--

Call Abuela? Here ya go.

Thanks.

[chiming]

[Rosie]: i¡Hola, Abuela!

i¡Hola, mi niña!

Estoy haciendo tamales.

¿Qué pasa?

We're at the derby car race,

but I didn't listen to Javi's ideas.

And now he doesn't want to be in the race anymore.

Ya veo. Mira, Rosalía.

It's never too late to listen to someone else's ideas.

Never. Too. Late.

Thanks, Abuela. [gasps]

Abuela, you should add more pollo to your tamales!

Now that is a good idea!

Here comes more pollo!

i¡Adiós granito de arroz!

i¡Ciao bacalao!

Mom? Mrs. Liu?

How much longer until the race starts?

You've still got a few minutes.

Yay! Gotta go.

Primo?

I'm sorry I didn't listen to your ideas.

But I will now.

Because we both have good ideas.

Yeah... we do.

So, will you still be in the race with me?

Hmm...

Let's do it!

- Yay! Woo-hoo! - Woo-hoo! Yeah!

[Javi]: Okay, here's my idea.

We can put on bigger wheels

and that will make the car go faster!

- Javi? - Yes, Rosie?

That's the best idea ever!

[giggles] Thanks.

[Mrs. Liu]: Hello derby car racers!

It's time to start getting your cars into position!

[gasps] Hurry!

Let's go!

Get your derby cars ready...

set... go!

[Rosie]: i¡Orale! Let's go!

[Javi]: Go Wheels!

Woo-hoo!

Yeah, alright!

[upbeat music]

i¡Que padre!

[Javi]: Yay!

Javi, your idea was supertastical!

We're going so fast!

[gasps]

Rosie and Javi win!

[gasps] We won!

Yay! Rosie! Javi!

You won!

Putting on bigger wheels really made your car go fast!

It was Javi's coolamadoodle idea.

i¡Gracias, Prima!

You all had coolamadoodle ideas!

Derby car hooray dance?

i¡Sale y vale!

[Rosie and Javi]: Elbow bump, silly jump...

i¡Muévete!

[laughing]

♪ I've got good ideas

♪ Yours are super too

♪ We'll listen to each other

♪ Take the best from me and you ♪

♪ I say stickers, you say wheels ♪

♪ To build a derby car

♪ Two ideas are fun, better than one ♪

♪ We'll make our ride go far

So far!

♪ I watch and wait

♪ Your ideas are great

♪ When we draw with chalk

♪ A bunny or a goat, why not both ♪

♪ We'll make a zoo sidewalk

i¡Animales!

♪ I've got good ideas

♪ Yours are super too

♪ We'll listen to each other

♪ Take the best from me and you ♪

[all]: Woo-hoo!

♪ The best from me and you

♪ The best from me and you

Rosie's Rule:

If you listen to each other,

you'll hear supertastical ideas from everyone!

Uh, now that the race is over, may I?

[chuckles]

[excited squeal]

Push me, Rosie Posie!

Yay!

Wee-hee-hee!

Go Aunt Liz!

Woo-hoo!

[laughing]

Everyone ready for a family photo?

[together]: Ready!

[chuckling]

A little further down...

[Crystal]: There! Everyone looks great!

Here we go!

[Crystal]: Three...

Two...

One...

[meowing] [Crystal]: Whoa!

[Gatita]: Uh-oh.

[nervous giggle]

Let's try this again.

[meowing]

[giggling]

[Crystal]: Perfect!

Here we go...

- Three... - Ahh...

- Two... - Ah...

- One... - Achoo!

[startled meowing] Gatita!

i¡Salud!

Ah. Gracias.

One more time, everyone!

Keep smiling, and... perfect!

- Three, two... - Hmm?

[Crystal]: One!

Oh! Uh! Whoa! Oh!

Whoa! Oof!

[Mom]: I'm okay!

[sighs]

This is the one.

Three, two, one...

[gasps] Uh-oh.

Did I forget to push the button?

Hmm? [sighs]

[chuckles]

[meowing] Whoa!

[Crystal]: Sometimes the best family photo

is the one you don't plan!

[soft meow]

[upbeat music]





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