01x10 - Seeing Red/Phone Home

[bunniefuu]

[All yelling]

Run.

Terrence, what are you--

Run.
What?

Run, now.

Oh, right.

I see.

[Laughing]

[Panting]

Mac: aaagh! Oww!

Oh, brother.

Ok, terrence, do your worst.

Oh, don't worry, I will.

Now, this will only
hurt for a second.

Bloo: not if I can help it.

Hello.

Rrr! Hey!

What are you--
get out of there, you!

Oh, relax.

Now, this will only
hurt for a second.

Why, you!

Sorry. Let's try that again.

You're so cute
when you're stupid.

Ow!

I'm back.

Did you miss me?

Pee-eww!

Man, does it stink in there!

Yeowch!

No improvement
here either.

Aagh!

Oof!

Wow, bloo,
that was cool!

Thanks, but it's
really too easy.

Hey, you want to eat?
You got any pizza?

Totally!

Mac: when will he ever learn
that he'll never win?

Bloo: I know, when it's
two against one,

You just can't lose.

[Snoring]

Say, bloo?
What, mac?

It sure is a good thing

That there is only
one of terrence

And two of us.

Yes, that is good

That there is only
one of terrence

And two of us.

Yes!

Because if there
were two of him,

We would sure be in trouble.

What was that?

I said "if there
were two of him,

We'd be in trouble."

I didn't quite catch that.

I said "if there
was two of him,

It would be bad for us."

Yes!

That would be bad for us!

What?

I said--i said if i...

[Screams]

Hey! Hey, you!

Are you getting any of this?!

[Snoring loudly]

Two...

Of me.

One of...

Man, he's just as
thick in his sleep

As he is in real life.

Hey, you hungry?

Totally, let's get some pizza.

That's it!

I need pizza!

Howdy do?! I love you!

[Screaming]

[Burp]

Wait a minute.

If there were two of--

That's it!

So's I can get to mac,

I gots to get rid of bloo.

So's I gotta create
an imaginary friend!

Now...

Must concentrate.

Concentrate. Concentrate.

[Straining]

[Grunting]

[Sighs]

It's no use.

It's too hard.

I'll never create
an imaginary friend

Who's mean, tough,

Strong, and really big

So's he could smash those guys!

Smash!

Huh?

Awesome!

I done did it!

Now, let's see...

Your name can be...green!

No! No! Red!

Red!

Ok, now it's time for you

To do what you were
created to do--

Smash bloo.

You got it?

Yeah, yeah.

Smash bloo.

That's my boy.

Now, go, get bloo!

Oh, man, this is
gonna be so rad!

Got bloo.

That was fast!

Smash bloo! [Sniffs]

What?
Mmm!

Bloo smash pretty!

Gimme that!

First off, this isn't bloo.

This is a flower.

And second, this is smashing.

k*ll, destroy, maim, rip, crush!

You see? Smash!

Oh.

Now, come on!

Now, look.

That little one--

That's bloo.

Red: oh.

Now you know what
he looks like,

You know what to do.

Smash bloo!

That's my boy.

[Creaking]

I'm coming, hold your--

[Crash]

He must have been
recently abandoned.

What's your name?

Me red.

Hey, red, I'm mac.

And this is bloo.

Bloo.

Bloo! Bloo!

Hey, man, what gives?

Relax. This will only hurt
for a second.

What?
This will only hurt

For a second.

Oh, don't tell me.

This will only
hurt for a second.

Come on, red.
Let me give you the grand tour.

No, I want to b*at him u--

Oh, I mean, I mean...

I want to be the one
to give him the tour. Ha ha ha.

You sure you're cool
with this, bloo?

Totally!

Anything for my
big buddy red.

Yeah, bloo buddy.

[Growling]

[Laughs]

Red.

Coco, coco,
coco, coco!

Oh, brother.

Yes?

Now, where were we?

Oh, yeah!

Check this out.

This is where we keep all
the imaginary bee friends.

Red no care!

Red just want to smash bloo!

But first, don't
you want to try

Some sweet, fresh
foster's honey?

Red no care about honey--

Mmm!

Honey good!

You like it, huh?

Want more?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Ok. But I'll let you in
on a little secret.

Bee friends will only
give you honey if you dance.

Dance?

Yeah, like this!

Like this?

Perfect! Now, get in there
and dance for that honey.

Get honey! Get honey!
Get honey!

Hello, bee friends.

Me dance for honey.

Dancing, dancing,
dancing, dancing.

Now, give me the honey.

Ow! Ow! Ow!

[Panting]

So, how was it?

It was...it was...

Pointy.

Yeah, they don't
like the dancing.

Come on.

No, please, not that!

Aagh!

So, this is where our
aquatic friends live.

See?

Yep, nothing like
the briny blue.

Bloo? Smash bloo!

Wait! Don't you want
to feed the fishies first?

Feed?
Yeah, come on!

Feed fishy! Feed fishy!
Feed fishy!

Feed fishy!
Feed fishy! Feed fishy!

All right, cool it, blockhead.

Let me show you how it's done.

First, you take
a little fishy food

And you feed it to big fishy.

Got it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah!

First, take a little fishy food

And feed it to big fishy!

Me did it!

Good boy.
Now, you keep doing that

While I wait over here
where it's safe.

Feed a little fishy food

To big fishy.

Feed a little fishy food

To big fishy.

Feed a little fishy foo--

[Red screams]

Ugh! You tell herriman that
this new food stinks.

Will do, cyrus.

Thanks, laddie.

No, no, no, no! Aaagh!

This is our mythical
equestrian center.

Ooh!

Pretty ponies!

They is cute and girlie.

You think so?

'Cause they really like it
when you tell them that,

Especially those 3--
frank, joe, and phil.

Ooh! Ooh!

Me want to tell pretty
ponies nice things.

Go get 'em, kid.

Hello, girlie horsies!

Look at you with your
pretty rainbow mane!

And fluffy clouds on your butt!

You are so lovely and pretty
me can hardly stand it!

This'll only hurt
for a second.

[Neighs]

Red loves--ow!

Why everyone hurt red?

Bee friends hurt red.

Fishies hurt red.

Girlie horsies hurt red.

Why?!

[Gasps]

Oh, no!

Red--red--

Red smashed flowers!

Red hurt flowers!

All right, man, had enough?

I know who you're working fo--

Hey, what's wrong?

Red k*ll flowers!

Aw, well, they're only flo--

No, don't do that.

Cut it out.

Quit it!

[Sobbing]

Red bad imaginary friend!

What have I done?

Come on, terrence, stop--

[Red sobbing]

Aw, the sweet laughter
of victory.

[Sobbing]

Huh?

Flowers!

Pretty flowers!

Wait. Why you do this?

Well, red, I've been
kind of a jerk to you,

And I wanted to say
that I'm sor--

That's ok!

Bloo red's buddy, right?

Right. Buddies.

Red! What are you doing?!

Don't you remember?

He is the enemy.

But bloo give red flowers.

Give me those, stupid!

This is what we do to flowers.

k*ll, destroy, maim, rip, crush!

You ok, buddy?

Yeah, I'm fine.
Thanks, pal.

You're just as bad as them.

You're weak,
worthless, and lame!

Red not like terrence words.

Red not mean like terrence.

Red not bad like terrence.

Red nice guy!

But if you want red to be bad,

Let red start with terrence.

Red make terrence go far away.

[Screaming]

Blecch!

[Screaming]

Thanks for breaking my fall,
you sissy horse.

[Neighs]

[Screaming]

Ew! Gross!

I'm all sticky!

Waaaa!

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Buzz off! Ow! Ow!

Ow, it hurts!

Relax, it will only
hurt for a week.

Now it your turn

To get a big hug!

Red love you guys.

Love hurts.

[Panting]

[Screaming]

[Snarling]

Come on, guys.

We go through this every day.

Can't we just bury the hatchet?

Ok, wrong choice of words.

Oh!

Sorry, guys.

This bone's coming with me.

[Blows raspberry]

For your troubles.

That was a pretty close
call back there.

Yeah, those dumb dogs

Got some sort of bone to pick
with me or something.

Well, now they got
a beef with each other.

[Laughing]

Well, no worries now, my friend.

You'll be safe
where we're going.

Bone: where's that?

Wilt: home.

[Humming]

[Clamoring]

Aw, it was nothing.

I'm sure any one of you would
have done the same thing

If you were in my position.

What, did wilt get
the part of the flagpole

In this year's fourth of july
pageant again?

Actually, wilt rescued
another abandoned friend

From certain doom.

No.
That's the fourth one this week.

It's a new record!

Come on, guys.

Hold the phone! Record?!

What do you mean "record"?

So, what, it's like
some sort of contest?

Oh, no, it's not
a contest at all.

It's more like a service
to all imaginary friends

Great and small, so that
they might have a chance

At a happy and healthy life

With a loving owner
of their own.

So, we, as the friends
of foster's,

Must do our duty and bring in

As many of those needy
and abandoned friends

As we possibly can.

A contest.

Uh, no.

So, what's in it for you
there, wilt, old buddy?

A new car?

A trip to some faraway
and exotic land?

Cash monies?

No, nothing like that.

It's our duty as--

Well, there is the wall.

Yeah, well, I guess
there is that.

Wall? What wall?

Well, madam foster
likes to put a photo

Up on the wall each month
of whoever best exemplifies

The duties of a friend of--

Yeah, yeah.

Where is this so-called wall?

Behind you.

Oh, I get it.

You just want all
the glory for yourself.

"Oh, it's not a contest.

"It's our duty as
friends of foster's

To blah, blah, blobbity
blah blah malarkey!"

Well, let me tell you,
mr. Sporty socks,

Your wall of fame
in the hall of frames

Is about to crumble,

Because two can
play at this game.

But, bloo, you--
just you wait and see.

I'm gonna bring home
the biggest and bestest friend

This joint has ever seen.

Wilt: that would be
fantastic, bloo,

But this isn't a--

Contest.

Hrumph. I'll show him

Who's the friend of the month.

Just as soon as I figure out

Where the heck I'm gonna
find a friend in need.

It's a great place!

Lots to do, 3 squares a day.

So, what do you say?
You want to come or what?

Fine!

Go ahead, stand there all day!
See if I care.

But when those dogs over there
who have been eyeballing you

Decide to make their
way over here,

Don't come running to me.

[Child sobbing]

This is going to be
harder than I thought.

Much harder than I thought.

No wonder!

I bet that goodie-two-shoes wilt

Has hoarded them all.

[Bells chiming]

[Gasps]

[Bells chime]

Oh, no, you don't.

You stay out here
and sell phones.

Ha ha. Hey, that's a good one.

Sell phones. Ha ha ha!

Look at that!

He's practically shoving
his imaginary friend

Out onto the streets.

Forget my photo on the wall--

They're going to erect
an entire wing in my honor!

[Muffled words]

I know it's hot in there,

But you're the only one
who fits in the stupid thing.

Besides, the zipper's stuck.

So, the only advice
I can give you

Is to get out there
and sell phones.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

[Muffled yelling]

Aw.

It's ok, little guy.

I'm here to save you.

Huh?

[Muffled yelling]

You had your chance, buddy.

Come on, friend,
we're going home.

[Muffled yelling continues]

[Sobbing]

Read 'em and weep, boys.

Take a look at the new friend
of the month, me!

Read 'em and weep, boys!

Take a look at the new friend
of the month, me!

No applause, no applause.

Just throw money.

[Ringing]

Huh?
What?

[Clamoring]

Oh, did I do that?

I--i had no id--

Well, since you're all here.

I wanted to present to you
the winner of this month's

Friend of the month--me!

[Muffled yelling]

Uh, bloo, ha ha, that's a--

Totally awesome friend.

Yeah, that's right,
he is so awesome.

I mean, he's like a phone.

I mean, how cool is that?

That's gotta be worth
at least 10 friends, right?

A new record.

So, where's wilt?

I gotta rub his nose in it.

Come on out, you loser.

He's not here.

What do you mean, he's not here?

What, is he too big
of a chicken to--

He left with frankie
and mr. Herriman

To go find more
abandoned friends.

Man, if wilt finds one,

That would be 5 this week!

A new new record!

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've heard it all before.

Now, leave me alone
so's I can think.

Oh!

Oof!

That's it!

I'll just call frankie
on her cell phone

And have her send old wilt
home to face the music.

High-five!

Now, let's see.

What's her number again?

5-5-5...

Uh, 6-3--

Eduardo: bloo?! Oh, bloo?!

I have something to tell you!

Not now, eduardo!

Can't you see I'm on the phone?

Oh, sí. I so sorry.

Now, where was i?

Oh, yeah!

Zero! Zero!

[Groaning rhythmically]

Darn. Busy.

Well, I guess we'll
just have to sit here

And wait till they get home.

But, oh! I can't wait to see
the look on wilt's face

When he comes home and realizes

That he's no longer
reigning champ,

But I am!

Oh, happy day, happy day!

And it's all because of you.

[Panting]

I've heard of mobile phones,
but this is ridiculous.

Hey, have you seen a mo--

I already made the joke, son.

He went thataway.

[Muffled yell]

Not so fast.

You're not going anywhere.

You're my ticket
to bigger and better things

In this joint, mister.

[Straining]

[Muffled yells]

Huh. Must be set on vibrate.

Aha!

Read 'em and weep, wilt.

Take a look at the new
friend of the month.

I have succeeded in
bagging the biggest

And best abandoned
friend to date.

Heh heh heh.

That's great, bloo.

Ooh, do I sense a little
jealousy in your voice, wilt?

A little envy perhaps?

Um, no, not really.

There it is again.

I say you're jealous

'Cause I b*at you
at your own game.

I say you're jealous
'cause it's gonna be

My picture
on that wall in there.

I say you're jealous
'cause I brought home

The best abandoned friend ever!

And I say you're jealous

'Cause I brought home--

Frankie: a man in
a cell phone suit.

That's right, a man in a--

Say what?

Yes, dear boy, a man...

In a suit.

[Muffled yelling]

[Laughing]

Oof!

[Laughing]

Oh, what was I thinking?

I'm sorry, wilt.

You definitely are the best
friend in the entire household.

And you are the winner
of the contest.

Thanks, bloo.
That means a lot.

But this isn't a contest.

It's our duty as friends--

Hey, everybody,
I rescued my first friend!

I rescued my first friend!

That's nice, kid.

But don't get your hopes up.

There's nothing in it for you.
It's not a cont--

Why, this is
the finest specimen

Of a rescued friend
I've ever seen!

Master mac,
you deserve a reward!

Wow!

Now, let's go
see your new car!

All right, mac!
You totally win!

[Cheering]

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[Tires screech]

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[Screech]

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