01x11 - Who Let the Dogs In?

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends". Aired: August 13, 2004 – May 3, 2009.*
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Set in a world in which imaginary friends coexist with humans, it centers on a boy named Mac who is pressured by his mother to abandon his imaginary friend Bloo.
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01x11 - Who Let the Dogs In?

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[Dogs barking]

[Doorbell ringing slowly]

[Doorbell rings rapidly]

I'm coming! I'm coming!

[Barks]

Ha ha ha! Ok, boy.

That's enough.

All right, already.

Oh, my goodness.

I'm sorry about that.

It's ok.

What can I do for you?

Well, we found this dog, and
-
-

Oh! Doggy! Doggy!

Oh! Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Ok, funny doggy.

No. Ha ha ha!

Well, looks like

He found a friend.

He should be very happy here.

I'm sorry?

You take in

Lost pets, right?

Oh. No, no, no, no.

No. I'm sorry.

This is a home for lost

Imaginary friends, not pets.

We can't take him.

You can take him to the animal

Shelter 5 blocks down.

Come on, frankie.

Look at him. He so cute.

[Whimpering]

He need a good home, también.

Can we keep him? Please?

I'm sorry, ed, but
-
-

Oh, come on! Please?

Look. He like you.

I'm sorry, ed.

He's really nice and all,

But mr. Herriman

Has a strict no
-dog policy.

But why? Doggies are nice.

Yes. I know, but, you see,

Mr. Herriman
-
-

Miss frances,

Who is at the door?

Waaaaah!

Quick! I'm sorry, but get out,

Get out, get out!

It's ok, mr. H. The dog is gone.

Ooh ooh ooh.

D
-d
-dogs eat rabbits.

[Car starts]

[Dog whimpers]

[Sigh]

So you see, this is the device

That will propel the machine

Through time.

You can see here that

The transitechnositter

Is effused perfectly with

The cassadinal therdometer.

Man, tomorrow when I finish,

Mac and I are gonna

Have such a blast!

I swear, there ain't

Nothing better

Than traveling through time

With your best buddy.

You know what I'm

Talking about, right?

Huh? Huh?

Wait, wait, wait!

Aha! A coobthornasitter.

I can't believe you were gonna

Throw this away.

[Dog whimpers]

[Dog whimpers]

[Arf]

Aah!

[Chomp]

Ay!

Grr. Grr.

No, perrito. No.

Ay!

Ay!

Bad perrito.

Now, perrito,

These es mi beanie buddies.

I no share them with anybody,

But I give one to you

To chew on, sí?

Ok. Éste es paco,

Mi beanie buddy favorito,

But I give to you if you like.

[Sniff sniff]

Grr!

Oh, you like the bunnies, huh?

[Yawn]

Buenas noches, perrito.

[Yawn]

Buenos dias, perrito.

Waah! El perrito!

Aah! The burrito!

Aah! Ooh!

Co!

What burrito, ed?

Oh, um, my nightmare

About a burrito?

Coco?

Sí. Again. Sorry.

Speaking of burritos,

I'm starving.

Let's go have breakfast.

I need lots of energy

To finish constructing

That orphernometer

Before mac shows up.

Aah! Waah! Oh, no!

Eek!

I sorry! I sorry!

No hurt el perrito!

Aah! Dog!

Now, I could be wrong,

Of course, but that's not a dog.

It is! I just know it.

I'd recognize

That sort of fur anywhere.

I'm sorry, mr. H.,

But there are a lot of

Furry friends here at foster's.

That could be anybody's hair.

Why, it could even be eduardo's.

Sí. Es my hair.

I shedding, see? Watch.

[Inhales]

Aaah!

See? I shedding.

[Teeth chattering]

Will you relax?

There are tons of hairy friends

In this house.

I'm sure that the fur

Was from one of them.

Yes. Yes.

I suppose you're right.

[Slurp]

Ow! What was that for?

Something just licked my leg.

Oh, so that automatically

Makes it me,

Just because I've go

Tongues for feet.

[Slurp]

[Slurping]

Aah!

Aah!

[Slurp]

Perrito? Perrito?

Aah!

[Slurping]

Aah!

[Slurping]

Aah! A dog!

It's under the table.

It just tasted me!

Oh, please, mr. Herriman.

There's nothing under the
-
-

Uh hola.

Eduardo? Was that you

Licking people's feet?

Uh sí. I, uh
-
-

I love licking feet, see?

Feet. I love the footy goodness.

[Arf]

[Splat]

What is that

Horrible smell?

[Sniff sniff]

Is thatis that
-
-

No. Is not.

It is!

What is that

Horrible sm
-
-Whoa!

See, frankie?

There is a dog in the house.

It's undeniable proof.

No! No, is not!

Bloo: thanks, guys.

With your help, I'm sure to ge

This apdordasitter running by
-
-

Whoa!

[All groaning]

Well, ed, if a dog

Didn't do it, who did?

[Sigh]

Me.

All: oh!

I did it.

Ohh

Ay caramba.

Come now,

You horrible little monster.

I won't hurt you.

[Whistles]

Oh

[Whistles]

[Crash]

Aah! The kitchen.

La cocina!

[Rattling]

[Gasp]

[Gasp]

Readysteady

Go! Aah!

Oh, no. Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Ahh!

[Crash]

Ohh

Aw, yeah.

I hit the jackpot, baby
-
-

A tysmacopacitor,

A jargon frugometer,

A lymcid vocationer.

Hi, ed.

Bloo? You're not el perrito.

I most certainly

Am not a burrito.

[Sigh]

[Sniffing]

[Rattling]

[Chomp]

No. It's trash. Put it back.

I'm just gonna go back in time

And get them again.

Excuse me?

Nothing, nothing.

Ohhohh

Mr. Herriman. What on earth
-
-

A dogin the trash.

Oh, for goodness sake.

I've had enough of this "hound

From hades" business, all right?

There's no way a dog could

Get in the house

Without somebody knowing.

Butbut
-
-

No buts.

Look. When I was a kid,

I was afraid of ghosts.

So I just had to psych

Myself out of it.

Just do what my parents

Told me to do.

If you think you see a dog,

Just repeat to yourself,

"There's no such thing

As dogs."

Well, maybe not that. Ok.

Say, "a dog can't

Get in the house."

Well, technically,

That's not completely true.

Hmm. Ok.

Say, "a dog is not in the house

Presently," over and over.

Got it?

Well, I guess.

Good. So enough

Of this silliness, ok?

You got to relax.

Yeah, mr. H.

Frankie says relax.

I suppose. Yes.

Yes. You're right.

A dog is not

In the house presently.

Now, there's some paperwork

For you to sign

Waiting in your office.

And give me that!

This is my favorite apron, man.

A dog is not

In the house presently.

Yes. Quite right.

Off we go now.

Ha ha! Silly me.

Oh, whatever was I thinking?

A dog is not

In the house presently.

A dog is not

In the house presently.

Eek!

A dog is not

In the house presently.

A dog is not

In the house presently.

A dog is not

In the house presently.

A dog is not

In the house presently.

A dog is not

In the house presently.

A dog is not

In the house presently.

A dog is not

In the house presently.

[Growling]

A dog is not

In the house presently!

A dog is not in

The house presently!

Mr. Herriman: aaaah!

Frankie! Save me! Aah!

[Growls]

Frankie!

There is a dog

In the house presently!

Perrito? Perrito?

[Chomp]

Ow! Perrito!

Oh! What you do to paco?

Ok, perrito.

No more running away.

If I gonna keep you, nobody,

Absolutamente nobody,

Can see you, comprende?

[Growls]

A puppy!

Coco co!

Aah!

Oh, he's so cute.

[Sniffs]

[Arf]

Co!

[Barking]

Coco coco!

Coco coco coco! Coco! Coco!

You no tell herriman, sí?

What? No way. Then we'd have

To get rid of him.

What's his name?

[Chomp]

Ow!

I think I call him chewy.

Hey, everybody.

Hola, mac.

Mac. Finally, I can

Get a hand over here.

You're not going to believe

What I found.

A blop shmoomometer?

That's amazing!

That's exactly what I need to
-
-

Puppies!

Coco!

Puppies? I can't use puppies.

Somebody just left them

By the front gate.

Look, chewy.

Is your hermanos y hermanas.

Who's a little cutie pie?

That's right
-
-You.

Yes, you are. Yes, you are.

Qué chica bonita.

What a pretty little girl.

Oochie, oochie.

Who's a stinky baby, huh?

Who's a stinky baby?

Ha ha ha!

Hey, mac.

I'm almost done with the

Time machine we were working on.

I figured if we both

Work on it together,

I can have it up and running

By tonight.

Won't that be great?

Ha ha! Oh. Yeah. Right.

Ha ha ha!

Um, I'm kind of busy here.

Ha ha ha!

You think I could help you
-
-

Ha ha ha!
-
-

Tomorrow maybe? Ha ha ha!

Tomorrow?

But, mac, I thought
-
-

No, no. You had to sit for it.

Come on. Sit. Sit.

Mac! How could you?

You should know better.

This is a very delicate

Framblubopitter.

Shoo. Shoo. Go on. Get.

[Mac whistles]

Ready, boy? Ready? Ready, boy?

[Barking]

[Chomp]

[Barking]

[Chomp]

[Hammer squeaks]

So, usted es chewy,

Usted es juanita,

Y usted es estela.

And you can be michael,

And you can be magic,

And you can be kareem.

Coco coco coco,

Coco coco coco,

Coco coco coco.

And you can be buckaroo,

And you can be lucy.

Here, bloo.

You can name the last one.

Fine. This one is stupid.

Hello, little stupid.

Who's all dumb and useless?

[Arf]

Why you got to be

Like that, bloo?

Because all I ever wanted in

Life is a stupid time machine

So I could go back in time

With my stupid bestest friend

In the whole world, but no!

You show up and get all, "ooh!

"Look at all the stupid,

Ugly puppies.

"They are all so much better

Than my awesome imaginary friend

"And his super
-cool

Time machine.

"I think I'll play with them

And ignore bloo

Because I hate it."

Aah! What are they doing?

What are they doing?

Aw. They're teething.

Puppies need to chew.

Yes, you do. Yes, you do.

Make them stop!

Make them stop!

Attention, everyone, please.

I have called

For an emergency house meeting.

P
-please come to

The conference room at once.

Coming, bloo?

In a sec.

[Barking]

Listen, you.

You think you can jus

Waltz in here

And steal my buddy, huh?

[Slurp]

Oh, don't think that'll

Work on me, bub.

I got your number.

I know underneath

All the fur and slobber,

You're just a fiendish,

Manipulative,

Sinister mastermind of evil.

[Yawn]

Believe you me,

You'll rue the day

You tangled with bloo the
-
-

Bloo the
-
-

With bloo!

Ha ha ha!

Ah ha ha ha!

Some of you may be wondering

Why I have called

This emergency meeting.

Well, I shall tell you!

[Gulp]

Someone has broken

The most important,

The most portentous, the most

Sacred rule of this house.

Someone has attempted to commi

A most heinous

And contemptuous act.

An attempt has been made

On my life!

What? What on earth are you
-
-

Silence!

Someone has let loose hounds

To destroy me.

Oh, brother.

Now, may I present

Exhibit "a"?

[Gasp]

Oh, mr. Herri
-
-Ooh!

Master bloo, master eduardo,

Sit down immediately.

Psst. The puppies.

The puppies!

Master eduardo!

Is there something you would

Like to share

With the rest of us?

No! I have nothing to share

About how there

Are absolutamente no puppies

Loose in the room.

[Gasp]

Very well. Then I would

Like to present exhibit "b."

This sinister trail

Of blood was found

How did this happen?

Bloo: oopsie.

Bloo!

Which leads me to exhibit "c,"

The remains of some

Unnamed victim.

[Sniffing]

Uh, mr. Herri
-
-

Silence!

Now, as I was saying

All: whew.

And here we have exhibit "d."

[All gasp]

Now, if you look closely
-
-

Aah!

Uh, heh heh heh.

Master mac, I suppose

You think you're very funny.

Take your seat immediately.

Now, you'll notice

That right here
-
-

[Chomp]

Eh?

Coco?

I have had just abou

Enough of this!

Coco!

Uh

Master mac!

Miss coco!

Why, I never.

What on earth?

Ooh!

Huh? What?

[Gulp]

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Good gracious,

What is wrong with you two?

Sit, sit, sit!

Coco!

7, 8, 9, 10, 11.

Oh, no! There's one missing!

Look. I found a puppy.

Madame foster! No!

Oh, no!

Which brings me

Back to exhibit
-
-

Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Ooh! Aah! Ooh!

[Whimpering gibberish]

I sorry, chewy.

No! No! Please don't leave me.

The hounds! The hounds!

[Doorbell rings]

Oh, will you relax, already?

They'll be gone

In, like, 10 minutes,

And then you'll never

See them again.

Someone called

About some strays?

Yeah. That's us.

I'm sorry, ed.

[Gasp]

Too bad about

The puppies, guys.

Tough break. That's right.

That's right.

Thought you could outsmart

The old blooster, huh?

I don't think so. Bye
-bye.

Bye
-bye. Ha! In your face.

Good
-bye, bloo. I'll miss you.

[All gasp]

Wow!

[Barking]

No wonder

We couldn't find you.

Coco.

Roro.

Awesome.

Chewy!

Ow!

Butbutbut
-
-

I always loved you best, bloo.

I always loved you best, too.

Imaginary puppies.

Unbelievable.

Ha ha! It's ok, mr. H.

They're not real dogs.

They're imaginary.

We can keep them.

Ohh

Who's a little man?

I'm a little man.

Who wants a treat?

I want a treat.

Bloo: who's my bestest buddy?

Puppy: I'm your bestest buddy.

Hey! I thought I was

Your bestest buddy.
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