03x03 - American Idiot

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Loudermilk". Aired: October 17, 2017 – December 31, 2020.*
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Sam Loudermilk, a former music critic and a recovering alcoholic, is a substance abuse counselor and support group leader living in Seattle who regularly doles out clever but acid-tongued critiques to his clients, his friends, and any random person he interacts with.
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03x03 - American Idiot

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Ah, I can't raise him.
I didn't sign up for this.

Yeah, well,
neither did he.

I got you the gig.What gig?

Father Mike needs us
to save the church,

and your music's gonna do it.

I understand you're
finally considering
adoption for Clyde.

Who told you that?

I promised
I wouldn't say.
It was Ben.

Are we ready to sing?

ALL: Yeah!
[CHEERING]

[CELL PHONE ALARM SOUNDING]What the hell's going on?

It's an AMBER Alert.

I didn't get an AMBER Alert.

[GRUNTS]

Okay, wait a second,
let me...

Let me get this
straight.

You're telling us
that you gave him the baby

and then you called
an AMBER Alert on him?

Yes, Your Honor.

No, no, no.
I'm not a...
Never mind.

Why?

'Cause they weren't home.

Why'd you give them
the baby
in the first place?

I... I was just
so desperate,

and, well,
Clyde and Sam
are brothers,

so it seemed
like a no-brainer.

I bet "no-brainer's" gonna
come up a few times
in your report.

Wait, you two guys
are brothers?

Oh, no, no, no.
Uh, him and the baby.

You and the baby?Yeah, half-brothers.

He gets to breastfeed.
I get this aggravation.

Look, I've been working
double shifts

for a week straight.

My other two kids
were acting up.

I had to go to Vegas
to see Cher.

I... I didn't know
what to do.

When I finally got some sleep
and came to my senses,

I knew I needed
to get Clyde home.

Why didn't you
just call me?

Well, I did,
but your number
didn't work.

She got you there,
Loudermilk.

He just got
a new burner phone.

But despite that
and his appearance,

he is not a drug dealer.

[FRANZ FERDINAND'S
STAND ON THE HORIZON
PLAYS]

♪ ♪

And then when I went
to your apartment

and no one was there...

[GASPS]
I panicked.

I'm sorry.

I feel horrible
about all of this.

I... I just...
I just wanted
my baby back.

Officers,
I've heard enough.

I'm gonna
sue this department
for false arrest,

excessive force,
damage to reputation,

and lost wages.

All right, New Guy,
calm down, okay?

These guys
were just doing
their job.

Doing their job?
They humiliated you
in a public setting!

Not the first time
I've been humiliated
in public.

Besides, this is
not about me.
This is about Clyde.

[SIGHS] Well, we're very
sorry for the inconvenience,

Mr. Loudermilk.

And, uh,
now that we got
the full story,

you're free to go.

Okay.

And if you ever
need any help

with a traffic ticket
or something,

give us a call on
your burner and we'll...
We'll look into it.

You'll look into it?

We'll get it done.

Thanks.

Where's Clyde?

He's in the other room,
and, uh, we'll be sending him
home with you

once we get you to fill out
a few more forms, okay?

Great.All right.

Wait. No.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

You... You can't
send him home
with her.

He's much better off
with me.

Yeah, but she's the mom.

So what?
She's batshit crazy.

You can't send her home
with a baby.

It's not up to us.
If you wanna
take her to court,

that's something else,
but I promise you, you'll lose.

We've seen this thing
a million times.

The baby always goes
with the mom.

Yeah, she's not abusive
or an addict.

I mean, she's a nitwit,
but that ain't a crime.

[LAID-BACK MUSIC]

Listen, Annette, if you ever
get overwhelmed again,

you can always
just call me.

I'll come
and pick him up.

Yeah, of course.
Uh, you're
Clyde's brother.

You can have him
as much as you want,

anytime you want,
whenever you want,

except for weekdays.

Thanks, um...and no more
calling the cops, right?

Deal.

[CLYDE COOS]

Bye.[ENGINE TURNS OVER]

Bye, Clydey.

[SNIFFLES]

[UPBEAT MUSIC]

♪ ♪

But anyway,
Clyde's gonna be
with his mother now,

and I...
I still get to see him.

But I'm sorry
about that.

It was just a simple
misunderstanding
with the police.

That must be
nice to say.
[CHUCKLES]

LOUDERMILK: Yeah.

Uh, does somebody
have something?

Oh, sorry.

Um, I was watching ESPN,
and they had a special
on there

about the, uh, "Do you believe
in miracles on ice?" thing.

Guys... Guys know
what I'm talking about?

Yeah.Of course.

No.No clue.

You remember,
the Olympic hockey game

when we b*at the Soviets
with our college kids?

Mike Eruzione?

Who?Nah, I didn't see it.

Okay, it doesn't matter.

They said on there
that that was the first time

that people chanted,
"U.S.A., U.S.A."

And when I heard that,
I was like...

[IMITATES expl*si*n]

Like, mind blown.

No sh*t?
Wow.

That's totally untrue.

Oh, well, you would know,
being a Canuck and all.

Hey, you can't
use that word.

What word?

Canuck.
It's r*cist.

They got a hockey team
in Canada called the Canucks.

Well, yeah, they can
call themselves that,
but we can't.

Uh, we're fine
with Canuck.

Anyway, U.S.A. put
a man on the moon.

Allegedly.

Look, certainly somebody
in mission control

would have got up
and screamed,
"U.S.A., U.S.A.!"

Hey, hey, are you calling
Chris Berman a liar?

'Cause if you are,
I'm gonna come over
and break your other leg.

Yeah, no,
New Guy's right.

There must
have been some time
in the entire history

of this country,
before some hockey game,

where people cheered,
"U.S.A."

Some hockey game?

Yeah, it was only
the biggest victory
in American history.

Really?

What about when your people
wiped out 90% of my people
with smallpox

and put the rest of them
in concentration camps?

Bigger.

Different.

I... I mean
the hockey game was
a little more uplifting.

That's only
because it was
on TV, you know?

Okay, M... Mugsy,
are you getting
at something with this?

Yeah. Yeah.

I'm just saying
that it must be nice

to win
every now and then.

I mean, you know,
I don't wanna
sound insulting,

but look at us.

We are a bunch
of sh*t-eating losers.

Except for maybe you two.

You never talk,
so I don't wanna judge.

All right, Mugsy,
let's get real, okay?

This is not about
the Miracle on Ice.

This is not about
anybody in the room.

This is about you.

What happened
to you this week?

Don't think about it,
just spit.

Okay. All right.

Well, you know how
I've been trying to
connect with my kids?

Two of 'em haven't called me
in a couple of weeks.

We were getting together.
We're having fun...

And then nothing.

Okay.
Did you call 'em back?

That's not my place.

Oh, f*ck.
This again.

Calling your kids
isn't your place?

It's exactly
your place.

I'm supposed to call them
when they don't call me back?

Yeah, you are.Yes, you call and you call

and call
and you keep calling,

and if they
don't call you back,
that's on them.

[SOMBER MUSIC]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

♪ ♪

Hey, that was kind of
a bummer meeting
in there, huh?

Unlike the usual dance out
on rainbows kind?

Yeah.

You ready for
some good news?

You're gonna start
paying rent on time?

Ha-ha.
Very unlikely, no.

I'm getting back
into the game,

and I could use your help.

Check this out.

What is this,
an old ambulance?

Yes, my friend,
it is an old ambulance,

and it is also
a future food truck.

Where the hell
did you find this?

Greg's List.

You can buy an ambulance
on Craigslist?

No, Greg's.

It's like Craigslist
but for the dark web.

You guys talking about
how much you miss me?

How could I miss you
when you're in
my apartment all the time?

Seriously, what's up?

Ben has an insane plan
to start a food truck
business.

No, it's not insane.
I just figured that

I'd use some of the
money that I made

from the lullaby videos
on YouTube

to get back in the game
and start cooking again.

Well, how much
money did you make?

$67.

That's not gonna
get you a food truck.

No, no, it won't,
but that and
my alimony will.

Memphis is still
paying you alimony?

Mm-hmm.
Got a real good deal too.

She really wanted out.

Well, since I paid
her alimony

and she's paying
you alimony,

I guess I'm buying
this f*cking ambulance.

Exactly. See?

So I... I need you to come
with me to make sure
that I get a good deal.

This is a stupid idea.

Why is it so stupid,
Loudermilk?

Ben was a chef,
food trucks are everywhere.

I think it's a great idea.You're not helping.

Oh, come on.
Please come with me, Sam.

You know
I'm a terrible negotiator.

I'll do it for 500 bucks.Deal.

Holy sh*t,
you're a bad negotiator.

[MELLOW MUSIC]

I tell you what.

I got a pretty good feeling
about this place.

[g*n COCKS]

Turn around slowly

or I'll blow
your g*dd*mn
heads off!

What the hell?

This is private property,
you sons of b*tches.

No, we spoke
on the phone earlier

ab... Ab... Ab...
About the used ambo.

Oh. Oh, yeah.

Ben, right?

Sorry about the shotgun,
but it's the only way

I can really sort out
serious inquiries.

I'm sure it's not
the only way.

Well, it's the best way.
Okay, right over here, ladies.

Stop doing that.

Okay, you guys are gonna
love her, all right?

She's a beauty,
she's a keeper,

and she's all yours
for three grand.

Deal.

Wait, hold on a minute.

You want $3,000
for that old
piece of sh*t?

It's not that old.

Look at the f*cking thing.
It looks like a Chia van.

Probably got dead bodies
in there.

Dude, you're gonna
scare her off.

Rats, rodents?

No, no, no,
absolutely not,

but due to our proximity
to the tuna factory,

we have a serious problem
with feral cats.

Everything that
you're mentioning is
completely workable.

Thank you very much...God damn it.

Stop doing that.

Come here.

$3,000 for this thing's
f*cking crazy.

She's trying to rip you off.

I need this, Loudermilk.
Come on.

Look, if I don't take a risk,
there's no way to find out
if I'll be a success.

Or a complete failure.

[SIGHS]

Tell her we'll do it
for $4,000.

She just offered it
for three.

Yeah, before you
pissed her off.

Will you just shut up
and let me do this?

God.

All right, just knock off
a hundred bucks
and you got a deal.

$2,900.Done and done.

[g*n COCKS]But you're responsible

for cleaning out
the cat skellies.

[LAUGHS]
Skellies in the ambo...

Stop saying ambo.

[BRIGHT MUSIC]

♪ ♪

Jesus, a b*mb
went off in here.

What happened here?

They wrecked the place.Guilty.

I'm Tiger.
This is my Sober 4ever group.

And yeah,
the "for" in there
is the number four.

"Four" what?
What's the four
stand for?

Forever.

Wait, what?

Again, w...
Why would you do this?

So you're the guy
that Father Mikey
went with instead of me.

Un-f*cking-believable.

What are you
talking about?

I mean, look at you, man.

You're so out of shape.
Who... Who trains you?

The guy with the cane?

He looks like the Michelin Man
f*cked a Keebler elf.

You're setting a bad example
for your group, budro.

He's actually
a really great
group leader.

Oh, "He's a good group le...
He's..." Look at this sh*t!

Sugar, caffeine.

This stuff is
as addictive
as cr*ck.

My group, we're all
about clean living.

We're drug and alcohol-free.

We're vegan,
and we don't take
any medication at all.

Yeah, seems like
maybe you should.

Yeah, what do you do
about the chaffing
from all that lifting, bro?

Looks like the only lifting
you're doing

is a fork to your face, bro.

What are you
talking about?

I'm, like,
the third fattest
guy in here.

Shut your pasta hole, Luigi!

Shut your pasta...Claire, Claire, Claire.

Look, we're just
trying to have
a meeting here, okay?

This is supposed to be
a safe space.

Yeah, well, not anymore!

Consider yourself warned.

Warned about what?

We're the next evolution
in sobriety.

You're weak.

We're better, stronger,

faster, healthier,
cleaner, clearer...

You certainly make
longer lists.

You sound like
a NyQuil ad.

Hmm, the nighttime
sniffling, sneezing,

coughing, aching,
stuffy-head, fever,
so-you-can-rest medicine.

I remember that.God, I miss that stuff.

[SNAPS FINGERS]

[MURMURING]

[CHALKBOARD THUDS]

Look,
if any of you want
a strong leader,

you just DM me...

@therealstrongerfaster
healthiercleanerclearertiger.

[UPBEAT MUSIC]

♪ ♪

Tiger used to run the group
before you came along.

When? You never
told me about that.

Well, I was hoping
never to see him again.

Thanks to his
erratic behavior,

Tiger's license was revoked
by Sober Friends.

So I had to get rid of him
and bring you in.

He's never forgiven me...

Swore revenge on whoever
took his place.

What?

And he spent
the last five years in jail

for trying to k*ll
one of his guys

who tried to start
his own group.

Mike! You gotta
talk to this guy.

Well, I tried
while he was in prison.

He never listened to me.

Hey, uh...

I'm sorry, Sam.

I should have told you.

[DOWNBEAT MUSIC]

Well, you guys are looking
at my new business.

I'm turning this
into a food truck.

ALL: Oh.Really?

What the hell
are you gonna
call it?

Food truck's
gotta have a name.

Uh, Meals on Wheels.

Prescription Lunch.Hot Beef Injection.

Ambu-lunch.

Oh.LOUDERMILK:
Those are terrible.

Only thing worse would be
Dr. Mealgood.

[AFFIRMATIVE RESPONSES]

Hey.Oh, come on.

I am impressed, man.

I mean, you really
thought this through, huh?

Yep, all the way.

How 'bout
a state health inspection?

A what now?Or a place to wash

all your pots
and pans.

Well, I'll probably
just bring 'em home

every couple of days, yeah.

Have you been issued
a license to operate
a food truck?

Is that different
than a regular
driver's license?

Look, guys,
it's important to remember

this is more
of a pop-up restaurant.

I mean, do I really need
to fill out all those papers?

Damn right you do.
They could hit you

with as high as a $50,000 fine
if you break the health code.

$50,000?

Health codes
are for pussies.

You know, that would make
a fantastic slogan
for my truck.

Would you mind if I use that?Mm.

Thank you, Ed.

[LAID-BACK MUSIC]

♪ ♪

Ben, what the f*ck
am I looking at?

I hired him.

I needed a driver
for Dr. Mealgood,

and I was totally
f*cking desperate.

And I was broke,
zero prospects,
and I needed a job, so...

Well, that's the worst
meet-cute I've ever heard.

Well, we better get downtown
if we wanna b*at
that lunch rush.

Do you concur?I concur.

[BOTH LAUGH]

Why are you taking
the stairs?

You could just jump
out a window.

Why the f*ck
would he say that?

Oh, now that's funny
'cause you tried
to k*ll yourself, remember?

[UPBEAT MUSIC]

[SIRENS WAILING]

[OVER LOUDSPEAKER]
Attention, hungry masses.
The doctor is in.


I repeat, the doctor is in.

Holy sh*t,
I think it's working.

Eat two of these
and call me in the morning.

Boom.Hey, turn your head
and cough...

[KETCHUP SQUIRTS]If you need more ketchup.

Okay.

[HUMS]

You have polio.

No, I'm just messing around.
Nobody does anymore.

There's your cheeseburger.
[CHUCKLES]

Okay.

[CHEERFUL MUSIC]

What a day that was, huh?

Whoo! Ooh!

Hey, hey.Yeah?

Check that guy out.
No, don't look.

Don't look now.
Don't look now.

Okay.Okay, look.

By the bench.All right.

What's his deal?I don't know.

But he's eaten here, like,
three times already.

You don't think
he's a health inspector,
do you?

Well,
he's definitely something,

and he's coming back.

Okay, visiting hours
are over.

Get the...
Up and down.

Ben, he's coming,
he's coming, he's coming.

He's coming,
he's coming.

[ENGINE TURNS OVER]

[TIRES SCREECH]

[SIRENS WAILING]

Well, well, well.
Look what the cat
dragged in.

Look, I... I... I just
wanted to come down
and clear the air.

Uh, Father Mike
told me a little bit

about the history
between you two,

and honestly, that's for
you guys to hash out.

But, uh, I... I just thought
that you and I, uh...

I mean, we... We...
We may have
different approaches,

but ultimately, we want
the same thing for our groups.

Oh, yeah?
Well, what's that?

Sobriety.

See, that's the problem,
cream puff.

Sobriety ain't
good enough anymore.

Honestly,
I can barely sleep
at night

knowing there are groups
like yours out there.

It's an affront
to everything
I believe in.

Oh, sobriety isn't
good enough?

No.

Well, I'm sorry,
but sobriety's actually
asking a lot from my guys.

And every day that
they manage it,

I'm proud of 'em.

You know,
I'd really love
to slam you

in that paunchy gut,

but I also really
don't wanna
go back to jail.

Dude, you have
serious anger issues.

We're just trying to have
a civil conversation.

I have anger issues?

I'll chop
your f*cking head off!

Okay, you don't
have anger issues.

Um, all I'm trying
to say is that

sobriety's not a competition.

Well, maybe it f*cking
should be a competition, bro!

Then Abner
said to Joab,

"Let the young men
arise and have
a contest before us..."

Is that the box... No.

No, no, no, no.
We're not doing that again.

I'm just saying that
perhaps Tiger is right
in this case.

Competition
can be healthy.

Let's settle this
on the field
and be done with it.

That's a terrible idea.

All you have to do
is b*at us,

and we'll leave you alone.

I... I mean, what are
we even talking about?

Arm wrestling,
street fight,
spelling bee?

Spelling bee?

Kickball.What?

Kickball.

Got a taste for it
when I was on the inside.

Did you got to prison
in a middle school gym?

No, we're not gonna play
kickball with you.

Well, then we're gonna keep
coming after you

until you shut down
your group.

[LAID-BACK MUSIC]

LOUDERMILK:
Sorry I'm late.

Where you been?

Well, I went to tell Tiger
to leave us alone.

He challenged us
to a kickball game,

and then I told him
to f*ck off, so...

[SIGHS]
You know, the usual.

Why?Why what?

Why'd you say no
to the game?

Because the guy's out
of his f*cking tree,

and I don't wanna engage.

And we're not
in third grade.

You don't think
we can win?

Of course
we can't win.

Way to have our backs,
Loudermilk.

Look, I have
your backs, okay?

Not really.

Come on.
Who wants to
get humiliated?

Hey, it's like you said
about me calling my kids.

It's about trying
and trying and trying

even if it doesn't
go your way.

God damn it.
I did say that, didn't I?

[SIGHS]

You guys
all feel this way?

Yeah, man.Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I definitely
don't feel that way.

Yeah, well, I do.

Plus, it'd be nice
to get out of this room,

get some fresh air
for a change.

Roger, I bet you're great
at kickball, right?

Oh, I get it.
Heh.

I'm the British guy,
all about football.

So I must be great
at kicking, right?

Oh, God, no, no.
I just meant because of
your incomplete arms,

maybe your legs
are stronger.

You know,
like how a bat
can hear better.

Actually, I am
quite good at it,

but it's got nothing
to do with my complete,

individually designed,
and equal arms.

Oh, I'm sure.

What about you, Ben?

No, no, no can do.Why not?

Yeah, man,
with them ham hocks

you have for calves,
you could kick the ball
off the Earth.

Well, number one,
I hate organized sports,

and number two, Dr. Mealgood's
got some house calls to make.

So...

Why don't you set up
at the park?

Lots of
potential customers.

Fine.

All right, if you guys
are serious about this,

I'll make the call.

I have his IG handle.
That's short
for Instagram.

[BRIGHT MUSIC]

♪ ♪

TIGER: Jacks!

I can't believe
you actually showed.

What are you
talking about?

I called you ten minutes ago
to ask about parking.

Field!
Let's go!

All right,
let's get this over with.

That... That's it?

There's no classic
pep talk, like Miracle

or Soul Surfer
or Mighty Ducks Two?


Yeah.It's a kid's game.

You kick the ball.
You run around.

You try to score.Hustle!

This reminds me
of David

who b*at the mighty Goliath
with only a stone, a sling,
and his faith.

Now that's what
I'm f*cking talking about.

[EXCITING MUSIC]

♪ ♪

TIGER: Oh!

Holy sh*t.

Game on!

♪ ♪

♪ Whoo-hoo-hoo Yeah!

♪ Coo-coo,
coo-choo-coo-coo


[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]

♪ Whoo-hoo-hoo, coo [GRUNTS]

Yeah!

♪ Coo-coo-coo

♪ ♪

Yeah! Yeah!

[GROANING]

[CHEERING]

♪ Whoo-hoo-hoo

♪ ♪

Ow! [YELLING]

Yeah!

♪ ♪

♪ Whoo-hoo-hoo,
coo-coo-choo-coo-coo


♪ Coo-coo-coo-choo

[GRUNTS]

♪ Hoo-hoo ♪

Yeah!

♪ ♪

TIGER: You guys are down


Ready to give up?

Hell no.

Heard of comebacks,
but this'll take a miracle.

BEN: One miracle coming up.

[CHEERING]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

Okay, I'll...

All right, Benny!
Whoo!

You're gonna get it now.
You're gonna f*cking get it!

ALL: Yeah!MAN: All right, Ben.

Yeah.Whoo!

[CHEERS, APPLAUSE, WHISTLING]

♪ ♪

[ALL WHOOPING]

Back it up!
Back it up!

[MAN LAUGHS]

♪ ♪

Oh.

It's a bunt!
Scramble!

[ALL SHOUTING]

[CHEERING]

Scramble!

Any of you gonna
back that up?

[CHEERING]

♪ ♪

ALL: [CHANTING]
Tony! Tony!

Tony! Tony! Tony!

[GRUNTING]

[CHANTING CONTINUES]
Tony! Tony!

It's that guy!
Get the...

Get the sh*t!

[GRUNTS]

Go, go!

Wow!

[ALL CHANTING]
Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Okay, let's go, let's go,
let's go, let's go!

Go, go, go, go!Go!

[TIRES SCREECH,
SIRENS WAILING]

What are they
so happy about?

We f*cking
destroyed you guys.
You're done, man.

You didn't
really b*at us.

You know, we...
We may never be winners,

but at least
we're not losers.

And I'll tell you
something else.

We love coffee,
assh*le.

What'd you just say?

And we put sugar in it.

That's a stimulant
in a stimulant.

You can't do that.Afternoon, gentlemen.

You, that's as*ault.

Wh... What?Yeah, you heard me.

We saw you push this man.

He also vandalized
our church.

You can't prove that.Yes, we can.

We have a sobriety group.
He broke in and trashed it.

We have the
whole thing on tape.

I... I didn't break in
anywhere.

Tell him, Mike.

Father?

Well, I didn't
give him a key.

Okay, you wanna
press charges?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Now this is
a big misunderstanding.

Look, I can't
go back to jail.

You look.

You and the f*cking
ape brigade
tried to shut us down

because we do things
a little differently.

And it might not be
for everybody,

but it works for us
whether you like it or not.

So here's the deal.

I get the cops to back off.
You walk away from here.

But if I see you again,
we're gonna shut you down.

Okay.

We're not gonna
press charges, Officer.

Are you sure?Yeah.

All right then.

If you change your mind,
let us know.

Hey, where you guys going?

Hey, good hustle!
Good hustle!

Who wants
a kale smoothie?
Guys?

Guys?Thanks a lot for coming.

Okay.
Now we're even.

No more favors, okay?Yeah.

You got it?Absolutely, I got it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait a second here.

My client reserves the right
to sue the balls off

your police department.

No, New Guy,
shut the f*ck up.

We're... We're good.
Thanks.

[LOCK CLICKS, KEYS JINGLE]

[DOOR CLOSES]

Hey.Hey.

How's the ankle?Hurts like hell.

You wanna know what
the worst part of this is?

That you don't have
health insurance,

and it's probably gonna
cost you 50 grand?

You wanna know what
the second worst part
of this is?

I actually thought
that food truck was
gonna change everything.

Stupid.

You know what?
You took a sh*t.

What are you gonna do?

Get some rest.

Oh, uh, after you left,

there was a guy
hanging around.

He gave me a card
he wanted me to give you.

He wants you to call him.Oh, f*ck.

Yeah, that was the guy
I was running from.

Was he wearing glasses?Yeah, yeah, he had glasses.

Ah, damn it!
You shouldn't
have taken that.

No, no, no.
I don't want that.

He's a health
inspector, right?

No, he owns
a restaurant,

says he's looking
for some help,

if you know anybody.

[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]

[WHISPERING]
U.S.A., U.S.A., U.S.A.

[ANDY SCHAUF'S
THINGS I DO
PLAYING]

♪ ♪

♪ Seems like I should have
known better


♪ Than to turn my head

♪ Like it didn't matter

♪ Why do I do
the things I do


♪ When I know
I am losing you?


♪ ♪

♪ It was supposed
to be a surprise


♪ Me showing up,
you thought I was working


♪ Why do I do
the things I do


♪ When I know
I am losing you? ♪
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