Peter's To-Do List (2019)

[bunniefuu]

So what are you going to do
on your last day in New York?

I have some errands to run.

I have to get a mini toothpaste,
pick up my passport,

and then take down
the Manfredi crime family.

- Is everything okay?
- Yeah.

- You need some guy-in-the-chair help or...
- No, I'm okay.

- Are you planning a trip?
- Europe, yeah.

- Can I come?
- It's a science trip.

The history of science.
Tesla, Da Vinci and all that.

I'm good.

Anything else?

The dual headphone adaptor.

That is literally exactly what I said.
Maybe word for word.

Here.

You sure about this?

Yeah. I wanna buy a girl I like
something really nice.

Well, hope she's worth it.

Actually, can I keep the Lobot?

Thanks. Yeah, I'll keep that one.

Hey. Peter Parker here
to pick up a passport, please.

Let's keep it moving, guys.
I got a lot to do today.

Just kidding. It's bulletproof.

Fresh-ground pepper, anyone?

Yeah, so he's the first-in-command,
he's pretty much just a runner,

and then that's the buyer,
that's the seller, and that's the snitch.

I'm sorry, he's not... You should
probably put him in his own cell.

- So, keeping the fancy suit?
- You gonna be the next Iron Man now?

No, I don't have time.
I'm too busy doing your job.

I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Look.

You're gonna have to do your jobs
for a couple of weeks, okay,

because I am going on vacation.

- Yeah, but could I still get that selfie?
- Nexttime.

- What? It's for my nephew.
- Sure.