[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
[LEAVES RUSTLING]
[GRUNTING]
Don't wake up.
Don't wake up.
[SIGHS]
-[ALARM RINGING]
-[YELLS]
Stop thief!
[GROANS]
Oh.
[YAWNING]
[GROANS]
[WHIRRING]
No, no, no, no!
Ammi can't see me like this!
Kamala. Out of bed.
It is late.
It's 6:00 a.m., Ammi.
I have been up since 5:00,
so, like I said, late.
[GROANS]
Maybe daughters
who want more sleep
shouldn't stay up all night
playing the World of
Crafty-Craft on the computer.
[GROANS] That's not what it's...
You know,
Mrs. Rizvi's son, Kumail,
has already been accepted
for an engineering internship
this summer.
Ammi, please.
Please what? Huh?
You have so much to offer
the world, Kamala.
I am only saying
there are better things to do
with your time than to play with
some Captain Crunchy toy.
Captain Marvel.
Only the greatest superhero
that ever lived,
and this is a limited edition
collector's statue.
Aka: worth a lot of money.
-Was that English?
-[VACUUM WHIRRING]
Kamala,
you need a real education
to get a real job.
Playing with toys isn't
a career, last time I checked.
[GROANS]
Ammi, I just wish
I could wake up one morning
and hear what I'm doing right.
Kamala, pajamas!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[STUDENTS CHATTERING]
-[MUFFLED] Morning.
-[CHUCKLING]
She making out
with that bagel?
-[GIRL LAUGHING]
-BOY: Yeah, whatever, weirdo.
...known as the New Deal,
which brought about
economic relief
for thousands of U.S. citizens.
Now, who can tell me
which President created
-these reforms?
-[KAMALA SNORING]
[STUDENTS MURMURING]
Kamala.
[SNORES]
[SHRIEKS] Captain America!
[STUDENTS LAUGHING]
Oh, sorry.
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
[STUDENTS CHATTERING]
GIRL: Hey, go away.
BOY: You first, freak.
[BOYS LAUGHING]
[GASPS]
Nobody wants you here.
Inhumans need to go back
to where they came from.
Hey, idiots!
I hate to tell you this,
but they're from
the same place you are,
like right next door,
so back off.
What do you know about it?
You one of them? [CHUCKLES]
Probably is.
These two look like they shop
at the same Dumpster.
[CHUCKLES] Defective freaks
with defective powers.
MS. MARVEL: [GRUNTS]
I'll show you defective!
[CAR ALARM RINGS, STOPS]
[GASPS] Oh, no,
I really hope
that's not Mr. Lane's car.
-Missed! [LAUGHING]
-[LAUGHING]
[GROANS]
Thanks.
Go on. Go home.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Watch me rise
Above all the lies
Captain Marvel!
I won't break
No matter how hard you try
-[LAUGHS]
-Watch me rise
She's really here!
Doreen's never gonna
believe this.
MS. MARVEL: I mean,
seriously, look at her go.
I wanna be her so bad.
What are you talking about?
We're totally her.
Uh, Doreen, keep hydrating,
'cause I think you're delirious.
She's perfect.
We're weird.
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
[CHITTERS]
Break time's over.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
-[CHITTERING]
-[BOTH GRUNTING]
And there's nothing weird
about us.
You have stretchy powers,
and I have squirrel powers.
Big deal.
We've got courage.
We've got guts,
determination,
just like Captain Marvel.
Although,
now that I think about it,
I might be more like Tony Stark.
[CHUCKLES]
[SIGHS]
Brainy and mysterious.
[CHUCKLES]
And we have our own page
on the Hero Watch App.
It's super easy to use.
You just add stuff
-[BEEPING]
-by pressing this button.
Pictures, audio, you name it,
people can follow it.
I posted this last night.
Yeah, I don't know, D.
This is more your thing
than mine.
And we have no followers.
Yet. Wait and see.
We'll get tons.
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
Not if I keep blowing it,
like today.
[CHITTERING]
[BOTH GRUNTING]
[CHITTERING]
[BOTH GRUNTING]
SQUIRREL GIRL:
[GASPING] Tippy!
You choked a little.
So what? It happens.
You still stepped up
to protect that girl.
Except she was the brave one.
She didn't deny being
an Inhuman.
So next time, don't.
It's not like you're not
gonna get another chance
to make it right.
[GRUNTS] Not these days.
People really don't like
you guys.
They're just scared
of what they don't know.
A big wave of Terrigen Mist
floats in from out of nowhere,
and suddenly some random people
get super-powers.
Didn't help that a bunch
of them were suddenly
freaking out
and fighting each other.
I mean...
I mean,
what is that even about?
I don't know.
But I really wanna show people
that Inhumans
are good guys too,
even heroes.
Well, if anyone can, it's you.
Hm?
-[BOTH YELLING]
-[CHITTERING]
Hey, you're the one
that did a snack break.
MAN: Help!
Help! Someone stop that thief!
[GRUNTS]
[GRUNTING]
[GRUNTING]
Looks like it's time
for two legendary heroes...
Ms. Marvel and Squirrel Girl!
Let's get nuts!
[CHUCKLES] And something
about stretchy powers.
Hm. It'll come to me.
Hey, S.G.,
doesn't it cost a lot to rip
your clothes off every time?
Nope, not with the magic
of snaps.
It's Tippy's idea.
[TIPPY CHITTERS]
[PANTING]
MS. MARVEL:
That's gotta be the guy
that robbed the cart.
Hey, hoodie dude, stop.
[MS. MARVEL GRUNTS]
Come here!
[MS. MARVEL AND DOREEN GROAN]
S.G.! Got him!
[DOREEN GRUNTING]
[GROANS, GRUNTS]
Guy covered in squirrels
says what?
-What?
-[SQUIRREL SQUEALS]
-[CHITTERING]
-[YELLING]
[GRUNTING]
-[GRUNTS]
-Ha!
No one escapes the...
big hand of the law.
Hey, come on,
that was really...
[STAMMERS] almost a thing.
I mean, oh, so close.
Whatever.
But you're still
under arrest for grand theft...
What did you steal?
[SIGHS] A hotdog.
Oh, you're not a villain.
You're barely even a thief.
I am not a thief!
Well, I'm not normally anyway.
I was just doing what I had to,
so let me go
before something bad
happens again.
Was that a thr*at?
Stay away from me.
Whoa, dude, calm down.
Tell me what's going on?
I've been through some
pretty intense stuff myself.
MS. MARVEL: It's okay.
We wanna help you.
I uh...
[GASPS]
[GROWLS]
[MS. MARVEL
AND DOREEN YELLING]
My tail!
No, S.G., don't. Let's chill
a second, figure out...
No, Double-M.
You mess with the girl,
you get the squirrel!
[MAN GRUNTING
Hey, back off!
[DOREEN YELLING]
MAN:
Watch out!
Thanks. W-Who are you?
Victor Kohl.
And you're the famous
Ms. Marvel.
How did you...
Wait. Famous?
Dante, how many times
do I have to say this?
Stop this now and come with me.
You should've just
left me alone.
[GROWLS]
Does this make us even?
Sure. Yeah. Why not?
[SCREAMS]
[SCREAMING]
[GRUNTS]
[GROANS]
-[WHIMPERS]
-[CHITTERING]
I'm sorry, but you shouldn't
have gotten in the way.
SQUIRREL GIRL:
That's an apology?
Did either of you see
where he went?
Mm-mm.
You didn't just happen to run
into us, did you?
You were looking for that kid,
Dante. Why?
That's Inhuman business.
I am Inhuman.
See? Told ya.
Then you know we've got
a situation on our hands,
Inhumans causing chaos
all over town.
I'm part of a group
trying to stop that.
We'd rather help
rogues like Dante ourselves
instead of letting humans
handle it.
I know he att*cked us,
but when I saw the look
on his face,
it felt like there was
something else going on,
like he was... afraid.
Double-M,
he tried to roast us alive.
Good guys don't do that.
I've been tracking Dante
for weeks.
He's out of control.
Even b*rned down his own house
back in Illinois.
I have to bring him in
before things get worse.
WOMAN: [ON P.A.]
To the individuals beneath us,
you are now in an
enhanced-incident area.
Please stay where you are.
S.H.I.E.L.D.
Wait.
Don't worry.
They're the superhero cops.
They'll help.
They're still human.
At some point,
they always turn on us.
Let's go.
But running will just make us
look guilty.
Suit yourself.
What part of "stay
where you are" didn't he get?
S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent
Daisy Johnson.
I'd like to call my lawyer,
but I don't have one.
So just skip it and read us
our rights.
Why would I do that?
Uh, 'cause we're being arrested.
No, you're not.
I'm not even sure who you are.
[GROANS]
[GASPS]
Chattering chestnuts!
Aren't you Captain America's
sidekick?
Um, oh...
-Patriot.
-Patriot!
Hey, is it true
you smell like freedom?
[SNIFFING]
[CHITTERS]
You know what?
Why don't you just tell us
what happened here?
It's complicated.
No, it's not. It's simple.
We were trying to nab this
Inhuman with fire powers
and totally lost it,
and this other Inhuman, Victor,
tried to help,
but the whole thing was a bust.
Two Inhumans?
Why does it matter?
You have something against
Inhumans?
No. No, but it's a part
of a pattern.
I'm with the S.H.I.E.L.D.
Analytics Division,
and I've been tracking the spike
in violent Inhuman incidents,
but that's not the whole story.
Over half the teens
identified in the att*cks...
we can't find them anywhere.
It's like they've
disappeared into thin air.
Victor said he was working
for a group
trying to stop the v*olence.
Maybe he could help.
Except that he ran,
which makes him a potential
suspect in my book.
Nuts to that!
Victor stepped in to help us
when nobody else was around,
including you.
He's a hero.
That doesn't put him
above the law.
So how do you want
to handle this?
Since you guys probably
got the tech
to track Victor's portals...
Squirrel Girl and I will fan
out and look for Dante.
-[CHUCKLES]
-Or you could go home.
Let the professionals
take it from here.
SQUIRREL GIRL:
You can't ditch us!
Do you even have powers?
[GROANS]
Leave it.
PATRIOT: Why does everyone
bring up powers?
We don't need powers.
Your quake gauntlets
could take down a skyscraper.
And I was trained
by Captain America.
I know. I read it
on your Hero Watch App page.
I love the new profile picture.
Hm.
Who cares what they think?
We know what we are.
Two rookie heroes
with no followers and no leads?
[CHITTERING]
[GASPS]
[CHITTERING]
Oh, brava, Tippy.
That was inspired.
Yeah, I'm not gonna translate it
word for word
because we both know it went on
a little too long,
but here's the short of it...
Captain Marvel
would never give up
when there's justice to be done.
-[CHITTERS]
-You're right, Tippy.
But so was
that S.H.I.E.L.D. agent.
I think there's more to
this whole Victor-Dante story,
and we're gonna find out
what it is.
Let's go!
Oh, I really wish you could've
heard that speech
in the original Squirrel.
So good.
[ENGINE HUMMING]
[POP MUSIC PLAYING]
Ready, set,
Time to be a fighter
Don't look down
Keep on climbing higher
Be yourself, 'cause heroes
Shine in different ways
And when your voice
Can't make a sound
Just know
We hear you all around
Don't need to fit
Into the crowd
To be a force of nature
'Cause we're gonna be
We're gonna be,
We're gonna be the best
They're gonna see...
MALE NEWSCASTER:
We interrupt this broadcast
for breaking news.
Another apparent Inhuman att*ck
-has occurred in Central Park.
-[GROWLS]
Two young...
[EXHALES] It never ends.
Yo, America! The news don't
change just 'cause you break it.
And that's coming
out of your check.
Let me do the math for you,
Wilson.
I make almost nothing,
and that piece of junk's worth
less than nothing.
So, technically, you owe me.
Now, let me get back to work
on my bike.
I've got five minutes left
on my lunch break.
[CHUCKLES] That bike?
[MOTOR REVS]
-[TIRES SCREECHING]
-No!
Come on!
I know you aren't grinding
my gears, idiota!
Whoa, you can fly?
Yeah, and that's not all.
[GROANS]
[RADIO CHATTER]
[YELLS]
Please be invulnerable.
Please be invulnerable.
Woo, you're okay.
No thanks to you.
Now get out of my way before...
What is that?
Hey, either of you seen
a young Inhuman
who may or may not be on fire?
That matchstick's Inhuman?
Then he's mine.
Oh, great, another wannabe.
I told you to go home.
You're not our mom.
SQUIRREL GIRL:
Okay, good-bye forever!
-[TIRES SQUEALING]
-[HORNS HONKING]
[YELLS]
Agent Exile,
what's your status?
Hala, unfortunately my
assignment's still outstanding.
The target remains at large.
Your last report said
retrieval was imminent.
There was outside interference,
but Dante's in my sights,
and I found
another Inhuman that...
Dante is your mission.
Much has been invested in you,
Exile.
It would be a shame to discover
you didn't live up
to expectations.
Then I will.
Come on, come on,
you stupid bike.
Keep going.
[BIKE SPUTTERING]
Great. I'm on an island,
and I'm still lost.
I better stash this
before that flying firework
comes back for round two.
I'm getting real sick
of running from you, dude.
Then stop.
The people I work for
want to give Inhumans
lives worth living.
Come with me
and that can be yours, too.
My life is gone
because of these powers.
I didn't ask for them
and I certainly didn't ask
for whatever it is
that you're offering.
Leave me alone!
Have it your way.
[GROWLS]
You know, for someone that
doesn't like being hit by cars,
you make it hard not to.
I'm looking
for that stupid hothead.
Come out, Matchstick.
Fight like a...
[SCREAMS]
Oh, found him.
[GROWLING]
[BYSTANDERS SCREAMING]
I'm calling for backup.
No, we've got
a decent team comp here.
We can handle this.
Don't count on me, chica.
I'm just here for my bike.
Wait!
[BOTH GRUNTING]
[GROWLS]
[HISSING]
That's a gas line.
Oh, nuts.
[GROANS]
[GROANS]
[COUGHS]
[ALL GROANING]
Patriot?
[EXHALES]
Patriot, are you okay?
Yeah, I think so. You?
Maybe we should...
Daisy!
Patriot, get her to the car.
Then help me evacuate
the building.
Squirrel Girl,
get everyone
out of those vehicles
and move them to safety.
Copy that, Double-M.
We need to find a way to shut
off the main gas line.
It's proper
emergency procedure.
No time now.
We'll deal with it
when everyone's safe. Go!
Is anyone in there?
-WOMAN: HELP!
-[BABY CRYING]
Don't worry, ma'am.
I'm here to help.
-[PATRIOT GRUNTS]
-[MUTTERS]
-[GASPS]
-Hey, there, I'm Ms. Marvel.
And, yeah, I know the whole
giant hand thing
looks kinda weird,
but trust me.
I totally got you.
[BABY CRYING]
I've got you, ma'am.
Patriot!
Go. We'll find another way.
Dante.
No.
[GRUNTING]
[GASPS]
Victor, are you okay?
[GRUNTS] Where is he?
Dante ran off.
Did you even try to stop him?
Victor, if you could've seen...
So you're on his side now.
I'm not on anyone's side.
It just seems
that all Dante wants to do
is run from trouble,
not cause...
[CRASH]
Oh, no, there could still be
people in there.
Help them all you want,
but a day will come
when there's only Inhuman
and not Inhuman.
Then you'll have to choose.
[GASPS, GIGGLES]
Patriot.
This building
could come down any second.
Everybody out?
Yeah, we're clear.
Let's go deal
with that gas main.
-MS. MARVEL: Daisy.
-[GRUNTS]
[HISSING STOPS]
Couldn't let you handle
this mess by yourselves.
[SQUIRREL GIRL GRUNTS]
Come on. You'll be okay,
but you've gotta hurry.
[GRUNTING]
What... she said.
Hey, you! Look out!
[GRUNTS]
[GROANS]
So much for my bike.
Stand back.
I've got this. Okay?
Variable frequency vibration
generating gauntlets, huh?
Yeah.
They make things shake.
Huh, I thought
you weren't here to help.
I'm not. I'm just a chump.
They're gone.
No sign of the Inhumans.
The way you just said that
makes it sound like
they're automatically guilty
of something,
but we don't know anything
for sure.
Victor claims Dante's a thr*at,
but Dante had every chance
to hurt Victor and he didn't.
Hey, you know what he did do?
Steal my bike and fry half
the neighborhood.
Pretty sure that's
still against the law.
Yeah, and I'm pretty sure
we could've kept things
under control
if you hadn't ripped up
that gas line.
So why don't you drop
the attitude,
and help us find out
what's actually going on?
No, because
what's happening here
isn't something
the Junior Avengers
are gonna be able to stop.
And I don't need any lectures
on morality,
especially from somebody
like you.
Finally, the cavalry is here.
Daisy Johnson,
you're being placed into custody
on charges of forgery,
dereliction of duty,
and unsanctioned action.
What?
You're not authorized
either, Cap Jr.
-That is total bunk. We're...
-No, let him go.
He didn't know anything
about this. It was all me.
-You lied to me?
-I had to.
You know how much red tape
we have to go through
to get anything done.
I couldn't wait for some
committee to decide what to do.
So you conned me
rather than stick to the rules?
You know how hard it's been
for me to be taken seriously,
and yet you pulled this?
I hope they lock you up.
[CHITTERING]
I know, I know.
Just give them a second.
[INHALES]
Okay, so that was not good,
um, but I agree with Tippy.
We've gotta pick ourselves up
and get back to work.
It's time for action!
What do you say?
[CHITTERS]
I say you could take
things down a notch.
Hm? Hm-hm-hm hm?
But yes.
I'm in.
Woo-hoo!
Now, let's get going
and catch that guy Dante!
He is going down.
What? S.G., have you been
listening to me at all?
I know it looks
like he's the bad guy,
but if you could've seen him,
he...
he's... he's going
through something.
Do you actually know that?
Are you a psychic, too?
No, but I am Inhuman.
I was at a party
when the Terrigen Wave hit.
It changed everything.
[COUGHING]
[GRUNTING, GROANING]
Huh? [GRUNTING]
[GASPING, GROANING]
I could barely function
at the beginning.
If my powers could've set
things on fire,
I might've b*rned a lot more
than my house to the ground.
You can't def...
How can you defend him?
He tried to roast us
like marshmallows.
You can't give him a pass
just because he's Inhuman.
That is seriously the worst
thing you've ever said to me.
I'm not giving anybody a pass,
including Victor, by the way.
Did it ever cross your mind
that he might not be
the one telling the truth?
The guy who risked his life
to help us?
No, 'cause that's
what we would've done...
acted like heroes.
It's that simple, Double-M,
black and white.
You need to wake up
and see that!
Really? 'Cause I'll tell you
what I don't need... this,
any of it, especially
from my best friend.
[CHITTERS]
How's that for black and white?
[GASPS]
Double-M? Double-M!
How am I ever
supposed to be you?
-[RINGS]
-Huh?
[GRUNTING]
[RINGS]
Kamala, I heard a noise...
I dropped my phone, okay?
And no, Mom,
I was not talking to a boy.
And yes, I did my homework
and put away my "toys,"
and I really don't need
another person
telling me how to live my life,
so good night! Ugh!
Acha...
are you ready to tell me
what's really bothering you?
It's exhausting, Ammi.
When you feel like something's
true, like in your gut...
but everyone else tells you
otherwise...
or thinks you're crazy.
[CHUCKLES]
You know, my mother didn't want
me to marry your father.
Yeah. Thought he was
too much of a dreamer,
an adventurer.
Ha.
Jersey City.
What an adventure.
[CHUCKLES]
Anyway,
I couldn't break her heart,
so I told your father no.
But the day before he was
leaving for America,
he left me a note
from his favorite poet...
"Your heart knows the way.
Run in that direction."
I showed it to my mother...
and a week later
we were married.
Now your grandmother
can't go a week without talking
to her favorite son-in-law.
Sometimes I think she likes him
more than me.
Beti, you already know
what to do.
Have faith
in what you believe...
and help others see
what you see.
But be patient with people,
Kamala.
Everyone has their struggles.
Thank you, Ammi.
I really hope this wasn't
about a boy.
[GROANS]
Now, get some sleep. Huh?
Good night.
Good night.
I'm Doreen.
You're leaving a message.
Ugh, voicemail.
Doreen, it's me.
Oh, I really wish
you were there,
but know that I'm not
giving up on this.
I'm going to find
Victor and Dante,
so listen up.
MS. MARVEL: [SIGHS]
They've got to be
somewhere on the island.
[WHOOSHES]
-Hey.
-Victor?
Okay, this is weird.
How did you find me?
Luck, I guess.
Okay, maybe Hero Watch
helped me out, too.
Listen, the way I left before...
I was wrong.
I'm just tired, you know?
I've been on this job
for weeks,
trying to help Dante
and make the world
a little safer.
I just wanna prove to everybody
that I can handle things
on my own.
Yeah, I get it.
But, I don't know.
Maybe it's time to stop acting
like I've got all the answers.
So maybe you
and I could join forces.
I'm... I'm, uh... yeah,
I guess we could,
you know, maybe?
I was hoping you'd say that.
'Cause I've already talked
to my superior.
She thinks you're a great
candidate for our organization.
Wait, what?
No, I think you've got
the wrong idea.
I mean,
I'm more than happy to...
[BOTH GRUNT]
Victor?
Sorry to cut you off like that,
but since the answer was "no,"
I figured we should just skip to
the part where I knock you out
and take you where I want.
[LAUGHS]
[WIND HOWLING]
[LAUGHS]
After all, it's not like you,
or any of them for that matter,
really had a choice.
Victor, how could you do this...
turn on your own when you know
what we've been through?
The name's not Victor.
It's Exile.
And I'm not turning on anyone.
I'm giving them an opportunity
to protect their makers,
the ones who designed
the Inhuman genome.
You mean, the Kree?
What does this have to do
with some alien species
that left thousands
of years ago
-and are never coming back?
-Don't be dense.
A Kree spaceship
is already in orbit.
Their leader, Hala,
saw the rise of Inhumans
after the Terrigen Wave.
Recognizing our potential,
she began recruiting us,
the finest warriors
in the galaxy
to serve the Kree Empire.
We've crisscrossed the world,
looking for
the perfect candidates
to prove their worth.
We like to call it
a "Final Exam."
What about the ones
who've got nothing to prove?
It's my job to change
their minds.
Dante...
he didn't blast at us.
He was aiming at you...
Too bad Dante missed.
But at least he got away.
Not for long.
Why do you think
I've moved on to you?
[GRUNTS]
Next time don't talk so much.
[GRUNTS]
[GROWLING]
[GASPS]
[GASPS]
You can heal.
Let's find out how quick.
[GRUNTING]
Keep your eyes peeled, Tippy.
She comes here when she needs
a place to think.
[CHITTERS]
Oh, nuts!
[YELLS]
Kamala!
[GROWLING]
Double-M!
You put up way more
of a fight than Dante.
Wanna give up?
Come on. It'll be great.
I can call my friends
at S.H.I.E.L.D. right now.
And if you're nice,
I'll even help you pick out
a real sweet prison cell.
[CHUCKLES]
Sounds great.
But can I just say one thing?
I'm not the only one
who talks too much.
[GASPS]
[GRUNTS]
No!
Kamala.
What are we gonna do, Tippy?
How do you find someone
who just vanished into a portal?
That voicemail she left.
She said
that I was her best friend
and that we'd work it out.
But I didn't get to tell her
how sorry I am
that I didn't listen to her,
that I judged her
for being Inhuman.
That's not who I am.
What if I never get to tell her?
[PHONE CHIRPS]
Chattering cashews.
Somebody just posted
an audio message
on our Hero Watch page.
[BEEPS]
MS. MARVEL:
I'm on a spaceship,
and... we're somewhere...
in orbit.
But you have to hurry...
Woo-hoo! She did it!
She sent us a clue!
And she used the app
all by herself!
Now that's a hero!
[CHITTERING]
Okay, Tippy.
Let's do this.
Double-M said "spaceship"
and "orbit,"
so hopefully she's
right up there somewhere,
circling the Earth.
But how do we get up there?
Hmm? Tony Stark!
He's gotta have
a spare spaceship
we can borrow.
[CHITTERING]
You're right.
I can't break into
the Stark Tower
and steal a spaceship.
Not alone, anyway.
I need some serious muscle
for that.
So, what do you say?
[SCOFFS]
I'd say you don't even
know my name, Squirrel Kid.
"Squirrel Girl,"
as in the powers of a squirrel
and the powers of a girl.
And you are, again?
America Chavez,
as in "not interested."
But you helped that guy
under the fire escape.
You're a good person.
And good people should wanna
help other good people.
And yet I'm not convinced.
Hey, I heard what you said
right before you took off.
You know what's going on,
don't you?
How? And why aren't you
doing anything about it?
I know,
because what's happening here
happened to my world,
and it can't be stopped.
Things started
the exact same way...
Inhumans attacking each other
for no reason.
And pretty soon,
everyone got caught
in the fallout.
My moms were both heroes.
They were trying
to help those kids.
They were trying
to save the world.
A big battle was coming up,
and I begged them
to let me fight,
to let me stand for something,
just like them.
But they lied to me.
They told me
they invented a machine
that would make me
strong enough to help them.
The machine was really
an interdimensional teleporter.
They never wanted me
to help them.
They still only saw me
as a kid.
[NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
Joke's on them, right?
'Cause history loves
to repeat itself.
So I'm getting out.
And if you have any brains,
you'll do the same.
Wow. Your moms would be
so mad right now!
Shut your mouth!
-[YELLING]
-[CHITTERING]
You said they
stood for something...
that you wanted
to be just like them!
So why aren't you?
Because it cost them everything!
No, not everything.
They were heroes,
and they'll always be that!
And so can you,
by honoring their memory
and fighting for what's right.
[SIGHS] Okay.
But I'm not
robbing Tony Stark.
That's the stupidest idea
I've ever heard.
We need another way
to get to space.
Fine. I know a guy.
SQUIRREL GIRL:
Hey! Cap Jr.! Over here!
[GASPS]
You really need better security
on your phone, Rayshaun.
Once I hacked
your social media accounts,
it was super easy
to ping your GPS.
This is the kind of thing
I hate about you.
It's completely unprofessional.
No. You hate that I'm not
a stick-in-the-mud like you.
But if you want serious,
hold on to your macadamias!
[INHALES DEEPLY]
Turns out the Inhuman guy
fighting Dante is actually
a bad guy
who's kidnapped Ms. Marvel
and taken her to a spaceship
orbiting the planet as we speak.
So you gotta help us
steal our own spaceship
so we can rescue her and save
a bunch of other Inhuman kids
who are being forced
to fight each other
and might not survive. And...
[INHALES DEEPLY]
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
Actually, uh, that's it.
Yeah. Are you in?
[CHUCKLES]
Even if I did believe you,
I'm on probation because
of that stunt Daisy pulled,
so I am not gonna help you
steal from S.H.I.E.L.D.
It's ridiculous.
You're ridiculous.
[GRUNTS]
Really? You thought
that needed repeating?
'Cause I already know
that people think I'm a joke.
But that's never mattered,
because I had two best friends
in my corner,
and that's all I needed.
But now one of them is gone,
and I'm gonna save her.
[CRYING SOFTLY]
[CHITTERING]
So go ahead, Patriot,
laugh at me,
make fun of me,
do whatever you need to do,
as long as you
pick up that shield
and follow me
when you're done.
[GROANS]
We're gonna get
in so much trouble.
[GASPS]
Yay!
Oh, sorry.
Personal space. I know.
Don't get too excited yet.
Daisy's the only one I know
who's cleared for space flight,
which means we gotta
break her out of the cell
I just helped put her in.
That was some bold stuff,
fur ball.
It's what I do...
eat nuts and kick butts.
[GROANS]
This is so boring.
This is more boring than...
Wow. I'm so bored,
I can't even think
of another word.
Me, I've got nothing to prove
-[GRUNTS]
-Oh, oh, oh
Make way as
I'm coming through
Oh, oh, oh
-[ALL COUGHING]
-I'm a fire in the night
One, two, three...
Rayshaun?
I'm stealing a spaceship
for a good cause.
Wanna help?
You've got too much to lose
Me, I've got nothing to prove
What are they gonna do,
arrest me?
'Cause I'm breaking
-[SQUIRREL GIRL PANTING]
-All rules
There's nothing to hold me
To the ground
[GRUNTS]
This never happened.
Got it?
Sure.
Whatever you say.
Brand new
We've got to get
to the main hangar.
It's our only way out. Turn left
and then right up ahead.
-Gotta stay true
-Oh, oh, oh
Gotta stay, stay true, yeah
Oh, oh, oh
Gotta stay, stay true, yeah
Sorry about this.
I respect everything
you stand for.
[BEEPS]
[BELL DINGS]
And you still got
Something to prove
-Oh, oh, oh
-[BELL DINGING]
Make way as
I'm coming through
Oh, come on, come on
come on, come on!
I'm a fire in the night
[ELEVATOR MUSIC PLAYING]
[BELL DINGS]
[YAWNS]
[BELL DINGS]
You're gonna wanna
get behind me.
Really? This is S.H.I.E.L.D.
headquarters,
-not the Wild West.
-Suit yourself.
[BELL DINGS]
[YELLS]
Oh, oh, oh
Gotta stay, stay true, yeah
Oh, oh, oh
Welcome aboard.
Gotta stay, stay true, yeah
Hold on tight. [GRUNTS]
Okay, maybe not that tight.
[SQUIRREL GIRL YELLS]
We got company.
Gotta stay, stay true
I'll prep the jet.
You got this?
Duh.
Oh, oh, oh
-Oh, oh, oh
-Make way
Oh, oh, oh
I'm gonna count to three
The clock is tickin' quicker
-[BEEPING]
-You know I'll be the winner
So don't find this w*r
You've got too much to lose
Any idea how
to open the hangar doors
before we crash into them?
-[ASCENDING WHIRRING]
-Take the stick.
The rules
Daisy, I know
you're resourceful,
but you can't jerry-rig
a new pair of gauntlets
-in the next three seconds.
-I don't need to.
Brand new
'Cause I know who I am
And what I want...
What?
Gotta stay true
Hey, no rush,
but if you're gonna do this,
you've gotta do it now!
[STRAINING]
Oh, oh, oh
Gotta stay, stay true, yeah
Oh, oh, oh
Gotta stay, stay true, yeah
-Oh, oh, oh
-[ALL WHOOP]
-WOMAN: Yes!
-Gotta stay, stay true, yeah
Seriously, Daisy,
that was amazing!
You've been holding out
on us, chica.
You always told me your powers
came from your gloves.
They help me focus my powers,
but they aren't the source.
Look, I... I didn't want you
to know I was Inhuman.
Not until I could trust you.
Why would you ever want
to hide those amazing powers?
Seriously, Daisy,
look at how hard I had to train
to get even close
to your level.
Don't be ashamed
of who you are.
Okay, so, first
we need to check
satellite data for any sign
of unidentified ships
within the lower
and medium orbit zones.
Higher than that, and
we can't reach it in this jet.
[TRILLING]
-[BEEPING]
-Hm. Bingo.
Looks like we've got
a Kree Imperial Cruiser
trying to hide behind
a decommissioned satellite.
Kree?!
They haven't been here
in thousands of years.
Who are the Kree?
Militaristic alien race.
They tried to build
a legion of super-soldiers
by altering human DNA.
Basically,
they created the Inhumans,
but they never finished
the project.
You told me this whole thing
happened on your planet too.
Do you remember your moms
saying anything about the Kree?
No.
But they didn't think
the Inhumans
were acting on their own.
Maybe they're not now either.
Double-M thought Dante
was trying to run away
from Victor.
She tried to do the same thing,
and now she's being held
on some Kree spaceship.
What if she's not
the only one?
Those missing Inhuman kids...
they weren't fighting
each other,
they were being hunted.
The Terrigen Mist
activated their powers.
And now the Kree are back
to pick up their recruits.
We're gonna need help.
So let's recap.
We're fugitives and thieves.
Who exactly do we call?
An old friend.
[GROANING]
Where am I?
[GROANS]
What is this place?
DANTE: I think they call it
the "lion's den."
-[GASPS]
-I'm not gonna hurt you.
I know that.
I saw you walk away from Victor,
and I know what he is.
None of this is your fault.
[SIGHS]
I've waited a long time
for somebody to say that.
Does it ever get easier?
You mean...
being who we are?
Honestly, I'm not sure.
But I'm doing my best
to find out.
I tried to keep my powers
a secret for a long time.
Then I'd panic,
and there'd be nothing but fire.
You should've seen the way
that my family looked at me.
Especially after
Victor showed up,
and I b*rned
everything to the ground.
Running was the only option.
Greetings,
my Inhuman warriors.
I am Hala the Accuser.
You are currently charged
with refusing to serve
the Kree Empire.
But we are offering you
a second chance
to embrace this noble cause.
Your world may see you
as mere children,
but I see what you're truly
destined to become...
warriors, heroes,
defenders of the Kree.
Your mission is simple:
defeat the opponent
standing next to you
-and move on to the next round.
-[BELL RINGING]
The victors will be revered
on a thousand worlds.
Those that fail
or refuse to fight
will be forced to watch
their loved ones suffer
-at the hands of my Kree armada.
-[GASPS]
-[GASPS]
-Ammi!
And those of you
without families...
Well, no one
will miss you anyway.
[GRUNTS]
I've had enough of this!
[GRUNTS]
Escape is impossible.
Your cells are designed
to contain all manner
of the universe's
greatest powers.
Your first test begins... now.
[BEEPING]
[GRUNTS]
[GASPS]
Seriously, Dante?
I thought we were on
the same side.
You heard what she said.
Only one of us
is walking out of here alive.
[GRUNTS]
Not if we work together.
We decide our destiny,
not them.
[YELLS]
[GRUNTS]
Grab me.
[STRAINING]
I trust you, Stretch.
Now, how do we get out
without getting caught?
[YELLS]
You b*rned me,
you... flame-head!
There's more
where that came from!
[YELLS]
Aim all the firepower
you've got
at that surveillance cam,
and don't stop until I tell you.
[GRUNTS]
[GROWLS]
Hm?
Forgot about securing
the vents, Hala.
Hm. Classic mistake.
[GRUNTS]
[GRUNTS]
-One of these has to open it.
-[BEEPING]
Yes!
Stop!
[BEEPING]
[ALARM BLARING]
DANTE: Come on!
[MS. MARVEL GRUNTS]
Ho... Hold on!
I need a hand with my hands.
Maybe we can find an escape pod
and get off this thing.
Not yet. There are still
innocent kids on this ship.
We have to rescue
them too.
-What?
-[BOTH GASP]
-[ALARM CONTINUES BLARING]
-[BOTH SIGH]
We know what
they're going through.
They need our help.
Fine.
But we gotta hurry.
[BOTH PANTING]
[BEEPING]
[GROWLING]
[GRUNTS]
[PANTING]
[SHRIEKS] Who's a good boy?
And what's your name,
you big slobbery mush-mush face?
Uh, can we hurry this up?
[GASPS] Come on, Lockjaw.
Let's get outta here.
[KEYPADS BEEPING]
You don't have to do this
to each other.
This is not who you have to be.
Come on.
We'll get you outta here.
You used to say
I was nothing...
-[BLOW LANDS]
-[GRUNTING]
[BOTH YELL]
Anyone want a ride
back to Earth?
They brought me to my knees
You took my world and...
Get back.
Thought you were it
And I could never leave this
Where do you think
you're going?
Accuser,
there was an alarm, and...
One of the Inhumans' tricks.
[SNIFFLES]
Now get... [GRUNTS]
Get back to... [SNEEZES]
[GASPS]
[GASPS, GROWLS]
You have no power over me
Hey, hey.
[ALL YELL]
-[ROARING]
-[BLOWS LANDING]
...how hard you try
Watch me rise,
I'm touching the skies
Nothing can't stop me
From living my life
Oh, man!
These guys sure do know
how to build a space station.
Who let these kids
onto my bridge?
Captain Marvel?!
Holy hazelnuts.
Oh, oh, oh
Watch me rise
Agent Daisy Johnson, sir.
You don't write.
You don't call.
I know, I know.
I'm sorry.
What... is... happening?
I want you to tell me
everything later.
But based on
that intel you gave me,
we need to get
this show on the road.
Roger that.
Guys, this is Captain Marvel.
She taught me
most of what I know.
Cap, meet Patriot, America,
Squirrel Girl, and Tippy-Toe.
[CHITTERS]
Cute. The good news?
That Kree ship
hasn't moved since you sent me
its coordinates.
So at least we know where
to find those missing kids.
-And the bad news?
-Everything else.
-Uh...
-[CHITTERS]
Don't worry.
That's my specialty.
The prisoners!
They're loose!
[GROWLS]
[GASPS]
[GRUNTS]
[GASPS]
[GROANS]
[PANTING]
[GRUNTS]
Get this dog off of me!
Good boy, Lockjaw!
Remind me to never mess
with that dog.
EXILE: It's not the dog
I'd worry about.
[GRUNTING]
Stay back!
Whatever you think of me,
Exile, they're just kids.
Let 'em go.
Does that ever work?
It was worth a sh*t.
[BUZZES]
[ENGINE WHIRRING]
[YELLS]
[GROWLS]
[GROWLS]
[GRUNTS] What?
You can't hide
from me forever!
You're not just
a super-cute squish-face.
You're a teleporting
super-cute squish-face!
Do it again!
Where are we? [GASPS]
Right where I want you.
Lockjaw, run!
[PANTING, GRUNTS]
[GROWLING]
[BARKS]
[GRUNTS]
Enough!
You want a fight, Exile?
Take this!
[YELLS] Whoa!
All that,
and you can't even aim.
[LAUGHS]
Maybe not,
but I am getting better
at faking stuff.
[GRUNTS]
[EXILE GRUNTS]
[YELLS]
[CRYING OUT]
[GRUNTS]
[GROANING, BREATHING HEAVILY]
[HANDS CLAPPING]
Congratulations.
You've defeated your opponent.
Now finish him
and be done with it...
like a true warrior.
True warriors
might know how to destroy,
but they use their power
to protect.
Lockjaw, go!
-[GRUNTS]
-Lockjaw!
[CRYING OUT]
No!
-[WHIMPERING]
-[GROANS]
[GRUNTS]
[YELLS]
See, Hala?
They're weak.
And yet that child
defeated you on her own.
By tricking me!
I could b*at her in a fair fight
any day of the week.
There are no fake fights
in w*r, Exile.
I should have never
mistaken you for...
-[ALARM BLARING]
-[YELLS]
[GRUNTS]
[ALARM STOPS]
[GROANS]
[GASPS] No way!
You okay?
Let me help you up.
[GIDDY CHUCKLING]
That's some grip, Ms. Marvel.
Sorry... Wait! What?!
You know who I am?
Sure. Ms. Marvel
from Jersey City.
I heard all about you
from Squirrel Girl.
Apparently, you're amazing.
-[STAMMERING]
-You dare defy
the will of the Kree Empire?!
You bet.
[YELLS]
[GRUNTS]
[YELLS]
[GROANING]
[WHIMPERING]
Go home, boy.
Take care of yourself.
Oh, it's okay.
I've got it from here.
[WHIMPERS]
[GRUNTS]
Ha!
-[YELLS, GRUNTS]
-[GASPS]
You don't know me,
but I've wanted to do this
for a long time.
[YELLS, GRUNTS]
[GRUNTS]
[GRUNTS, GROANS]
[GRUNTS]
[GRUNTS]
[ALL CRY OUT]
-[ALL GRUNT]
-We've gotta lock down
the bridge
to stop reinforcements.
See a panel?
Yeah. Hop on.
Squirrel Girl!
-Double-M! You're alive!
-[GROANING]
I was so scared
I'd never see you again
and get the chance
to say I'm sorry.
I don't know why I said
what I said,
but I didn't mean it.
I know. It's okay.
And you were totally right
about Victor.
Hate that guy.
Hang on a second.
-[SQUIRREL GIRL GRUNTING]
-[GRUNTS]
You know, I really don't get
to utilize my tail
as much as I'd like.
-Stay with them, okay?
-Yeah, of course.
She... threw me away...
like I was nothing.
Then prove her wrong,
Victor.
Help us defeat her.
Become what you wanna be.
You mean some hero?
To who? The family
that didn't want me?
The humans
who laughed at me?
I don't want to save them.
I was destined for greatness!
[GASPS]
[YELLS]
[ROARS]
But maybe I still am!
Maybe Hala
will take me back.
Anyone can have
a slow start.
All that really matters
is how you finish!
[ROARS]
[GRUNTS]
[GROWLS]
[ALARM BLARING]
The operating system's
been compromised!
Somebody better
take him down soon,
or I'm gonna lose control
of this ship!
[ROARS]
[YELLS]
This is for my moms.
[GASPS]
[YELLS]
[YELLS]
[CHUCKLES]
[GRUNTS] No...
[BEEPING]
Sounds like we gotta
keep this tub in orbit.
Do what you need to do, Cap.
We got this.
And when your voice
Can't make a sound
[GROWLING]
Just know we hear you...
This can still end here, Victor.
I don't think it's us
you really want to fight.
You've never felt threatened
by my power, have you?
Time for that to change!
[ROARS]
Aw, crud. Embiggen!
So if it takes forever
[ROARS]
We were born ready
We were born ready
-Yeah, yeah, yeah
-We gotta do something, now!
And if your heart surrenders
We'll hold it up together
We were born ready
[CRYING OUT]
Don't care if the world
Ain't ready for me
[GRUNTS]
Oh, come on.
Don't tell me
you're not even
gonna try to hit me?
-[ROARS]
-[YELLS]
We'll save the world together
[CHITTERS]
Tippy!
Wha... How did you sleep
through all of this?
-[CHITTERING]
-[ROARING]
And if your heart surrenders
We'll hold it up together
-Now!
-We were born ready
-We were born ready
-[YELLS]
Don't care if the world
Ain't ready for me
Don't care if the world
Ain't ready
[CRYING OUT]
We were born ready
We were born ready
Don't care if the world
Ain't ready for me
Don't care if the world
Ain't ready for me
[GASPS, GROANS]
Hey, Cap, what did I tell you
about my BFF?
Amazing, right?
[CHUCKLES]
Yep. No question.
But the day's not over yet.
Now, if someone can help me
keep us from crashing,
we might have something
to celebrate.
[BEEPING]
Exile took out
the main control console.
DAISY: I think I can
reroute navigation.
Yeah. Got it.
Great.
Now reverse thrusters.
-We're falling out of orbit.
-Ugh.
-I can't!
-[ALARM BLARING]
We've got system failures
across the ship!
I need options, now!
There aren't any good ones.
Our jet's too damaged to fly.
Only chance we have
is to crash this ship
in the best way possible.
Um, there's a best way?
Aren't they all bad?
We go for a water landing.
I'll take us in, but I need
someone who can get our nose up.
Know anyone
who can lift a plane?
If you can, I can, Blondie.
[STRAINING]
[STRAINING]
[GRUNTS]
Try and keep it level.
[GRUNTS]
Kids, how we doin'?
We're leveling off,
but it's not enough.
[GRUNTS]
It's all we've got!
Dante, I need you up there.
When I drop the force field,
you drop the biggest blast
you've got.
No way!
I can barely control my powers
when I try to keep 'em small.
You're fighting with your powers
because you're fighting
who you are.
We've all done it.
But at some point,
you need to let go,
you need to trust yourself.
But I don't.
-Then trust us.
-Besides, if they're wrong,
none of us will be around
to know it.
What?
That's comforting... in a way.
DANTE: Okay.
Just in case.
[BEEPS]
[BOTH GRUNT]
It's time, Dante.
Show everybody
who you really are.
[STRAINING]
[YELLS]
[GRUNTS]
[YELLS]
-[DANTE YELLING]
-[GRUNTING]
Everyone grab on to something!
[GRUNTING]
[GRUNTS]
Victor, wait!
[YELLS, GROWLS]
Teleporters!
I hate teleporters.
Right? So annoying!
[PATRIOT CHUCKLES]
[EXHALES] Thanks...
for everything.
AMERICA:
You're welcome.
But next time,
let's save the day
somewhere drier.
Great job today,
Ms. Marvel.
You handled yourself
like a pro.
I'm impressed.
Could you maybe
pinch me or something
so I know this isn't a dream?
I'd rather not.
Yeah, that was weird.
I'm sorry.
It's just that...
I'm kind of your biggest fan.
I even have a video of you
on my phone that I watch
all the time.
Which, now that
I've said it out loud,
is also pretty weird.
But all I've ever wanted
is to be you.
[CHUCKLES]
Listen, kiddo.
I'm flattered. And, yeah,
I can be pretty great.
But so can you.
Nobody needs to be
anybody else.
Can't be done.
You just gotta be you.
Yes! I am never
washing my hand again.
So, we're good, right?
I mean, you said you were sorry,
and I said I was sorry, but...
I kept pushing you
to see things my way,
like I knew everything,
and you were just being a pain.
But you knew in your gut
that there was more to it.
That's who you are.
And I... I wouldn't listen.
You're not
the only one, D.
You've always believed in us
and what we can do.
But most of the time,
I just rained on your parade.
Probably 'cause I was scared
that I'd never be
who I really wanted to be.
[CHUCKLES]
Guess we could both learn
something from each other.
So true.
Did we get
the wrong time?
DOREEN: Nope. 7:00.
And this is
America's garage.
Hello? Anyone here?
[LAUGHING]
-[AIR WHOOSHING]
-[SHRIEKS, LAUGHING]
[BOTH LAUGHING]
[LAUGHING CONTINUES]
BOTH: Huh?
[BEEPING]
[BOTH GASP]
Whoa! Secret elevator!
[BOTH SHRIEK]
[BOTH LAUGHING]
[PANTING]
[BOTH EXCLAIM]
[YELLS, LAUGHS]
Mush-face! I missed you!
Patriot!
I'm out of uniform,
so it's Rayshaun.
Or Mr. Lucas.
But that would be weird.
Huh? [GRUNTS]
Although no weirder
than this.
Oh, come on.
You love it.
[CHITTERING]
[PANTING]
What is this place?
It's amazing!
Want it?
Your first adventure
may not have been perfect,
but you saw a pattern
no one else did.
And you fought odds
that would've made
the Avengers think twice.
I know that people may
have doubted you in the past.
You might have
even doubted yourselves.
But I wanna see how far
you can go with a little support
instead of mistrust.
You'll report to me,
but you'll be your own
unofficial team.
And I do mean unofficial.
What do you think?
[ALL CHEERING]
[CHEERING, LAUGHING]
Woo! Woo-hoo!
Yeah! Yeah!
Hey, the Avengers
bought the garage.
What choice do I have? So...
yay.
And there's one young woman
who is not only the finest
S.H.I.E.L.D. recruit
I've ever seen,
but who just led her team
when it needed her most.
Daisy,
-[GASPS]
-think you can take the helm?
Yeah!
I mean, yes, ma'am.
Woo-hoo! We got a leader.
We got a base.
All we need is a name,
and we'll be ready for battle.
You'll be ready to train...
in secret.
No battling yet.
That's my job.
One thing you're not
is some kind of
Secret Avengers team.
Got it? Good.
Now go.
I'll see you tomorrow morning,
bright and early.
We hear ya, boss.
No Secret Avengers!
I got a better name anyway.
"Secret Warriors."
Not officially, of course.
What do you guys think?
I think we should've asked
to stay and check out the place
so I could pick out my room.
I'm pretty sure
it's the leader's job
to assign rooms.
Right, chief?
And I think
it goes without saying
that some of us have seniority.
You want me to toast him?
KAMALA: Guess I probably
don't need this anymore
now that I actually know her.
Pretty cool.
-But it helps remind me
-[LAUGHING]
of what I'm here for,
-[CHATTERING]
-what we're all here for...
to find the truth.
Not just about the world,
but about who we are.
And believe in it
when nobody else does.
I think that's what
this whole thing's been about...
going beyond
where you think you can go.
Reaching for what's true
when it seems impossible
to find.
Rising to each challenge
no matter the odds,
because that's what heroes do.
They rise.
[SNORING]
[SNIFFING]
You know,
you probably should've let them
thank you in person.
I couldn't have done this
without you.
I'm surprised you were willing
to give Rayshaun up.
He's got real potential.
Agreed. Which is why
he deserves a chance
to step out of my shadow
and make it on his own.
They all do.
But you didn't come
all the way from Asgard
just to say that.
The talks went fine.
But I came back to a problem
I need help with.
Know any heroes
who can keep a low profile?
SQUIRREL GIRL:
Captain Marvel?
Are you still here? I, uh...
I think I dropped my...
[YELLS]
Sweet Spanish almonds!
It's Captain America!
[SNIFFING]
So that's what freedom
smells like.
[POP MUSIC PLAYING]
So if it takes forever
We'll save the world together
We were born ready
We were born ready,
Yeah, yeah, yeah
And if your heart surrenders
We'll hold it up together
We were born ready
We were born ready
Don't care if the world
Ain't ready for me
Marvel Rising: Secret Warriors (2018)
Moderator: Maskath3