How often do you do this?
It's a little weird.
You're... You're pregnant?
We're pregnant?
We are! We're pregnant.
Mostly you, but I helped.
Okay, okay.
The preschools are better here,
but I really want him or her
to go to high school in Smallville.
And what about college?
Do we want our child to study abroad?
A broadened worldview is important,
but people will notice
if I'm constantly patrolling Oxford.
We have our entire lives
to make all of those
wonderful decisions.
But today we work, like always.
I have to go get ready.
It's Batman!
sh**t him!
Uh!
Huh?
Ahh!
I had him.
Nice to see you, too.
And to what do I owe the pleasure?
The Joker is in Metropolis.
I'm here to find out why.
Joker. Right.
I have news, Bruce.
- Lois is pregnant.
- How...
Your hands didn't tremble
when you faced Doomsday.
They are now.
And you're grinning like an idiot.
Well, I'll be. I'm terrified.
Congratulations, Clark.
I'll be out of your city
as soon as I find the Joker.
You mind cleaning this up?
Every single time.
Say "cheese."
Something's wrong. Let's go.
Just one more...
Jimmy!
Well, well, well.
Imagine meeting you here,
Lois.
Vacation is so fun, puddin'.
Only the very best for you, Harley.
Ew... I got some Jimmy on my shoe.
Lois.
You were experimenting with Kryptonite.
Why?
Well, no... not to hurt Superman.
We wanted to know
if it could be used to cure disease
or as a power source.
We're scientists, not monsters.
It's in the hands of monsters now.
I want a list of every...
I can't find Lois.
I can't see her, I can't hear her.
Superman, we're not alone.
He has her?
Help me. Please!
This is a priority call
to all Justice League members.
I need as many of you
as we can spare in Metropolis.
A woman is missing.
You want the whole Justice League
on a missing person case?
Yes. We believe
she was taken by the Joker.
I'll be there as soon as I can.
Who is this woman, Batman?
She's one of ours.
Her name is Lois Lane.
Lois.
Diana, Miss Lane
was last seen at the Metropolis docks.
Find out if anyone saw her or the Joker.
I'll meet you there.
I'm on my way.
Flash, we're searching
for Lois Lane in Metropolis.
Superman is in the air.
I need you to search
everything underground.
On it.
Batman, I found Scarecrow.
He's dead. Joker toxin.
His lab has been ransacked.
Something's wrong.
Ugh. Can't move...
Rest in pieces.
Argh!
Huh!
Flash, come in.
Flash!
The Joker is no longer in Metropolis.
He's stolen a submarine
with Harley Quinn.
They took Lois with them.
I see it.
Batman, one of the warheads is missing.
Where is she?
Doomsday.
No!
I will not let you hurt anyone!
Time to go, honey.
Good guys are coming
and they tend to get punchy.
Huh?
You're not going anywhere.
Scarecrow's fear toxin,
mixed with Kryptonite particles.
What did you do?
I'm pulling the best joke ever.
It'll be my masterpiece!
Superman, stop.
Whatever you're seeing,
it's not real.
Ta-da!
Brace yourselves!
You took his wife.
You took his unborn child and his city.
Why?
After all these years, Batsy,
you really need reasons from me?
This has always been about us.
Why do this to him?
Because every time you and I play,
I lose.
So I thought I'd try our game
on easy mode for once.
And it was as easy
as b*ating a puppy to death
with a kitten!
Kal-El... Clark.
Diana. I k*lled them.
No! That madman orchestrated this.
He's responsible. Only him.,
- Will you keep her safe?
- Of course.
Superman, are you okay?
Where is he?
Where is the Joker?
Batman took him to Arkham Asylum.
But I don't think you should
be anywhere near him.
You've had an unfathomable loss.
You need time to process it.
Huh?
Please don't do something
you'll regret for the rest of your life.
I already have.
Someone took everything
from you, didn't they?
And look at what you became.
The punching, kicking
embodiment of wrath.
What do you think he'll become, hmm?
A god who deluded himself
into believing he was just a man?
What will Superman turn into?
There are some things
even you can't corrupt, Joker.
Oh, Batsy.
You honestly think he'll
still be fun to play with?
He'll grieve,
but he will continue to be
the best man I know.
Oh, no.
This time, the joke's on you.
And the world will burn.
Now that's a punchline.
And we're getting reports
that Superman has broken
into Arkham Asylum
and k*lled the Joker.
Finally, some good news.
Screw you!
Hey!
My puddin' can light up a room
With a happy giggle and grin
My puddin' can light up a room
Burnin' the people within
Harley Quinn!
What? How'd you find me?
You're not exactly
keeping a low profile.
Oh! Think so?
Get ready for a permanent low profile.
Aww!
I wanted the smashy mallet,
not the squeaky one.
Luckily, these ain't squeaky b*ll*ts.
No freaking way!
Do it again.
Oh. Are you taking me
to get pulverized by Superman?
No.
So where are we goin'?
To a secret location.
Oh, won't be secret for long.
Hey, how come your little beard
looks both ridiculous
and cute, huh? Huh? Huh?
Oh! What's this one do?
You suck...
...a criminally
insane clown in Gotham City
had some connection to the disaster.
How all of these so-called heroes...
How can we feel protected
with the thr*at of instant nuclear death
hanging over every single one of us?
Clark, how are you?
Angry.
That is your right.
No. You're better than that.
You have to be,
or the consequences could be fatal.
Those are the consequences.
Eleven million dead.
Lois, my child.
We're not executioners.
How dare you moralize to this man?
How many times did you catch this Joker?
How many times did he escape
to k*ll again?
- Do you even care?
- I care.
But the law must be followed.
Your laws are weak and ineffective,
twisted by evil people
to escape just punishment.
Or they simply don't apply at all.
...that cost thousands
of lives continued last night,
despite a strongly-worded UN resolution.
Diana's right.
This can't go on.
Don't.
You'll throw away everything
the Justice League stands for.
Everything you stand for.
I won't be held back by ideals
that don't protect the innocent.
You're grieving.
No more, Bruce.
No more.
We were wrong.
Mr. President, I'd like a word.
You! You can't do this!
Yes, I can.
I've realized that now.
You have no right. I'm their leader!
Not anymore.
...and after destroying
Biyala's m*llitary forces,
Superman and Wonder Woman
deposited President Hussein
at The Hague for trial.
Well, that happened.
Hey, where am I?
You're in the Arrowcave.
It's underground and lead-lined.
You should be safe for now.
Ah! It's nice to be drugged
and wake up handcuffed in a lair.
Puddin' and I used
to do this every Thursday.
Ugh! File that under
"things I didn't wanna know."
Arrowcave is a stupid name, though.
How about we play the quiet game?
Batman has the Batcave,
that makes sense.
Bats live in caves.
Arrows don't.
They're, whatchamacallit, inanimate.
Okay. Quiet game. Lightning round.
Oh! Why not call it the Quiver?
That's... That...
That's actually much better.
How did I not...
Argh! This is so annoying.
Eh, I've always been good
at naming things.
Joker Fish was all me.
Stay put, Harley.
Superman will turn you
into paste if he finds you.
Got nowhere to go
now that Mr. J is gone.
What will I do?
Could you maybe chain me by the computer
so I can update my resume?
Ugh. assh*le...
You all know me as Superman or Kal-El.
But my Earth name is Clark Kent.
I am... was...
a reporter for the Daily Planet.
I spent my time there
writing about the evils of this world.
I spent my time as a hero,
reacting to many of those same evils.
I failed you on both counts.
What happened to Metropolis
can never be allowed to occur again.
He wouldn't.
He is.
I don't care about your lands,
beliefs or petty squabbles.
I don't care if you're a freedom fighter
or a t*rror1st, dictator or president.
Monsters will not be allowed
to roam free.
- Finally.
- Quiet!
Sorry.
I am calling an immediate
worldwide ceasefire.
All hostilities will stop...
or I will stop them.
No one has the right
to take innocent lives.
No one.
It's over.
Superman stopped a genocidal w*r
the government of M'Gota have been
waging against its people.
In disputed Kashmir,
Superman and Wonder Woman destroyed
every piece of m*llitary equipment,
declaring it an arms-free zone.
You will agree to these terms
or they will be agreed to for you.
- Can everyone just sit down?
- It's a bad precedent.
What about the law?
Have you even considered this?
Diana.
The Justice League cannot be
the world's police force.
The week's events have
proven otherwise, Batman.
Even now, Superman is saving lives
while we talk.
If we continue on this path,
we go from policing
to occupying to jailing,
then becoming tyrants.
Or justice is finally done.
Some won't like it,
especially those that oppress the weak.
But isn't that why we formed
the Justice League?
To stop those people?
And you and Superman will decide
which laws to enforce?
One law... To do what's right.
This is a time for action.
With our help, Superman
can make a perfect world.
So now he's God?
The laws of Superman
will not be the laws of Atlantis.
And certainly the Pentagon
won't approve of a rogue Superman.
Um... Question.
How will you punish people
when they break whatever rules
Superman comes up with?
I mean, I was a criminal.
I needed second,
third and fourth chances
before turning my life around.
So, what's the deal there?
Obviously, the punishment
would fit the crime.
And you and Superman
decide these punishments?
I believe my time
with the Justice League is over.
You can't be serious.
I also have to step back.
From what I've heard,
most of the magical heroes
feel the same way.
That brings me to the Guardians.
They've called John,
Guy and myself back to Oa.
We understand.
Everyone has to make
their own choice about this.
At last, we agree on something.
And that's when the boy scout
crashed our tea party.
Afterwards, he swept the sky clean
of every drone we had in the theater.
Estimated casualties
if the strike were successful?
Minimal, between ten and 30.
Well, it seems he was protecting
the innocent like he said he would.
What he was doing
is fighting against the US m*llitary.
That's called treason.
Superman's bringing down governments.
Fine when it's in our interest,
a mighty big problem when it's not.
What do you propose, Bob?
On the floor, old man!
Huh?
Feisty, eh? Hold him.
Light it up.
Everyone get to me for evac, now.
Dad! Dad?
Pa?
He's not here.
If you've hurt him...
You'll what, put a fist
through my chest?
Pretty dark for you.
Where is he?
Alive.
Some place not even you can find.
He stays that way
if you stop interfering
with governments.
Sit in your fortress and do nothing.
If an alien comes, you can punch it.
Anything else,
and we send dear old dad back to you
in pieces.
Maybe I'm wrong.
Who am I to fight this fight?
Maybe I'm not seeing clearly
because of...
You know.
You're a good man.
And even through this loss,
you see what needs to be done.
But how can I make good decisions
when every single second
I feel like smashing something?
If you believe in your path,
you cannot compromise.
You'll have to be strong
as only you can.
My father is the last link
to my humanity.
If I lose him...
Let your friends help you,
as you've helped us time and again.
Now, who is responsible?
We're here for the Mirror Master.
McCulloch. Time to talk.
Personal space, Your Highness.
Now, why don't you walk out of here
and do it slow for me?
Give up.
There's no place to hide.
Prove it.
Huh?
I wonder what happens
if I smash this mirror
with you halfway out.
You wouldn't. Would you?
Do not test me.
You have to understand, I had orders.
The kind you can't say no to.
Where's Jonathan Kent?
Bolivia! Bolivia! Salar de Uyuni.
Take off your clothes.
Uh, what now?
Mirror Master's belt.
You'll need it to enter.
He's guarded by a squad
of ex-special forces
and a few powered villains.
Thank you, Diana.
Did he help?
It's the perfect hiding place.
Ten square kilometers
of endless reflected sky.
But you'll find him.
You're Superman.
Sir, the plan has failed.
- I'm sorry.
- Find me another card to play.
That was incredibly stupid.
You do not touch a man's parents.
They said it couldn't be tracked to me.
H-How did you know?
- Will you tell him?
- No.
But if he does work it out,
you're in danger.
Ridiculous.
He wouldn't touch me.
- The public perception...
- Are you really that naive?
There'd be no evidence.
You'd just go missing.
And no one will think to look
for your body on Saturn.
He wouldn't do that.
He's Superman, right?
Watch your feet.
Argh!
So, what'd you do wrong?
- Legs.
- Legs.
And you're trying
to hurt your opponents,
which I'm trying not to take personally.
Remember, some criminals are deserving
of a second chance,
and second chances are harder to
take advantage of with a brain injury.
I was taught by the League
of Assassins and Ra's al Ghul.
Yeah? How's that working out for you?
Not very sporting, Damian.
He gets pissy when he loses.
I had him.
- How are you?
- Is he here?
Yeah, and broodier than usual.
We'll give you some space.
Come on, Damian.
Superman, I'd like to say thanks.
The Joker deserved to die years ago.
They took my father and you couldn't be
bothered to help?
I was.
And you have to stop what you're doing.
Stop what?
Saving lives?
Bringing dictators to justice?
You're scaring them.
Good. They should be scared.
Too scared to pull the trigger
or press the button.
They should be too scared
to hurt each other.
You taught me that.
You k*lled a man, Clark.
Not a man.
- A monster.
- We can't decide who dies.
One death.
It always starts with one.
I came here to make peace,
but you can't possibly understand
what the Joker took from me.
I understand you're in pain.
Look at you.
Sitting in the dark,
ignoring d*ck and Damian.
How many friends of theirs d*ed?
Have you consoled them?
Your parents were m*rder*d, Bruce.
They couldn't be there for you.
What's your excuse?
Show me your hand.
Come on, don't be you.
Hairline fracture of the third finger.
A little ligament damage.
You'll be fine in three weeks.
Good to know.
I have an announcement planned
for tomorrow in Gotham.
I'd like you to be there, at my side.
I'm sorry, Clark.
I can't do that.
The Republic of North Korea
is no longer a nuclear power.
Their warheads have been confiscated.
They are now welcome to join
the world community in peace.
That statement by Wonder Woman to the UN
came after her fierce fight
with the DPRK led to
several hundred casualties.
Peace by punching.
Never thought
I'd have a problem with it.
Oh! Can we watch Absolutely Amish now?
I'm dying to see if Goody Anne
finishes her spice rack
before rumspringa.
How is no one calling Superman out?
- How's Batman okay with this?
- I'm not.
You're spying on me through my TV?
- For how long?
- That's unimportant.
Not to me.
Hi, Batman.
When you going to bring Superman
to justice for murdering my Puddin'?
Bring the arrows I gave you.
Leave Harley.
I don't regret k*lling the Joker.
I regret I had to k*ll him.
But there are those who continue
to defend psychopaths
like him even today.
It's why I'm here in Gotham.
The twisted individuals in Arkham Asylum
have hurt people again and again.
The onus has always been
on getting them the help they need.
They deserve nothing.
Their illnesses are not an excuse
to thr*aten your safety.
You were right. He's taking them.
We're out of time.
I've decided to move the worst criminals
to a secured facility.
They won't thr*aten anyone again.
Get in, Damian.
As long as we're going to help Superman
burn Arkham to the ground.
You're 13.
How are you the darkest thing
in this cave?
Have you ever
considered for a single second
that you might be wrong, Father?
Well, have you?
You're self-righteous and arrogant,
and you'll never, ever learn!
You see his point, right?
You were never a stubborn as him.
Yeah, to be that stubborn
a person has to be
directly related to you.
You understand
why we can't let them do this?
Of course. But don't be
so hard on the kid.
After all, you had way longer
to indoctrinate me.
d*ck.
I know, Bruce.
Now let's go defend
a bunch of psychotic K*llers
from the world's greatest heroes.
Cyborg and Wonder Woman
are already in transit.
- We'll be there in three minutes.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
We're not done talking about
you bugging the Arrowcave...
Uh, the Quiver.
assh*le.
Yay! You used the name!
- Whoa!
- Harley, what are you doing here?
I locked you in the safe room.
Eh... Not my style.
I'm coming with.
To bring Superman to justice
or die trying.
Either-or because I'm a hero now.
Hero Harley!
Just came up with that.
Are you insane?
Let me answer that question
with an action that reveals character.
What? Oh, sh*t...
Ahh!
Here comes the boom! Ha-ha!
He's at a very important stage
in his treatment.
I'm afraid we've lost confidence
in this facility, Doctor.
The inmates will be moved.
And you get to decide that?
No.
You were right.
They're exactly
where you said they'd be.
Protecting the monsters.
Robin, what are you doing?
Bringing criminals to justice.
I'm standing with Superman.
Look who you're standing with,
Bane, k*ller Croc, and whoever that is.
I know you won't step aside,
but you're not going to stop us.
You don't belong here.
Oh, yes, he does.
Superman's got a scar now, don't you?
Do you feel it?
The release that comes with it.
The freedom to do anything you want.
Cyborg. Cell 83, Victor Zsasz.
Argh!
Where are you you taking them?
All you need to know
is that it's escape proof.
Cell 86, Mad Hatter.
Last chance, Cyborg.
Stop.
All right, Riddler, time to go.
Argh!
Okay, enough!
Are you hurt?
That's impossible.
The data stamp on the virus.
You uploaded it the day we met.
Boy, that's low.
Hey, Batman!
I decided to be a hero
and help you stop Superman.
We're gonna make a great team!
Hero time!
I recommend
putting aside our differences.
For now.
Argh!
I had it under control.
Yeah, everyone sees that.
Hey, Robin doesn't punch people
after they go fetal.
You're not Robin, so shut up!
Nightwing. Grayson. Get up!
Back to your cells. Now!
Get up. Get up right now!
He always blocks it. Always.
Get away from him.
I didn't mean to. I'm... I'm...
I thought I could redeem you.
I was wrong.
What the hell?
Since when does the Man of Steel
care about burglary?
I'm here to talk.
So talk.
Nightwing is dead.
d*ck.
Oh, no.
He'll need someone.
Where are you going?
You're his best friend. Talk to him.
I can't.
Too much has happened.
Bruce. Bruce.
Bruce, stop!
Stop!
Stop. Just for today.
Don't be Batman.
Don't be the mask.
It's okay.
Let it out. Just for tonight.
Let yourself fall apart.
I promise to hold you together.
Bummer. That little pissant.
Welcome, d*ck Grayson.
You're Saint Peter?
Thought it'd be... less funky.
This is not where you will rest.
I, Rama Kushna,
brought your soul here
to ask for your help.
The world's existence
is balanced on a Kn*fe's edge.
On one side, a future.
On the other, a void.
Your soul, so recently departed
from the mortal coil,
may tip the scales.
Though I fear, even this direct action
may not be enough.
How can I help?
First you must transform, d*ck Grayson.
Your soul shall be infused
with my power.
Your mind, with my knowledge.
Once you were called Nightwing.
But now you shall be called...
Deadwing.
Well, it's not
the weirdest thing I've worn.
Are you all right?
What happened to Grayson was my fault.
That's my burden.
But we have more pressing issues.
Damian...
You saw how prepared Father was.
He has plans for all of us.
You need allies.
You're Damian's grandfather.
Ra's al Ghul.
He tried to destroy Gotham, twice.
Yes.
I wanted to destroy Gotham
so I could renew it.
It's cancerous and needs to be cleansed,
much like Arkham Asylum.
My actions and yours
have nothing in common.
Respectfully, I disagree.
But I have put aside my plans.
Using your powers to the fullest,
you can realize the perfect Gotham
we both wish for.
I offer my loyalty and my support
to your vision of the future.
My grandfather
has never bowed to anyone.
And I do not come empty-handed.
One of my projects
that will help you immeasurably
is nearly complete.
It doesn't matter.
I'd never ally myself
with a villain like you.
Now, if you'll excuse me.
How can we make him see
that he's vulnerable?
How do we change his mind?
We wait.
Time and circumstance
will change Superman's mind for us,
and I will be ready.
- What's this?
- I'm trying to map the multiverse.
There are infinite Earths,
each with their own history
based on choices
our other selves have made.
I'm only concerned about one.
Actually, while we designate
our Earth, Earth-1,
it stands to reason
that our other selves would do the same.
Interesting, don't you think?
So what do you need?
More of your T-Spheres.
May I ask why?
I want to get rid of g*ns.
For use around the world 24x7,
you'd need to replicate
the T-Spheres on a massive scale.
Still, you could never
get rid of all the g*ns.
But most. You know we could.
Just because we can
doesn't mean we should.
People would resent us.
And they'd be alive to do that. Check.
Some would fight.
Let them come then,
with sticks.
Think of the lives we'd save. Check.
Smoking.
What?
Cigarettes k*ll far more.
People keep smoking even though
they know it's k*lling them.
Their families can only watch them die.
And?
You want to save lives?
Jail every smoker.
Check.
And imprison anyone who speeds.
Traffic fatalities are huge.
Check.
Lock up everyone who leaves
a dangerous dog unchained.
Check.
Finally, we k*ll anyone
who doesn't recycle.
Checkmate.
You're not going to help me, are you?
No, sir, I am not.
In here.
Now what?
Ah!
How many lairs do you think Batman has?
I don't know.
Got to be running low
if we're using a toilet elevator.
Hello, fellow do-gooders!
I know, I know.
But if Superman finds her,
he'll k*ll her.
I understand your concern,
but she cannot be
a part of this mission.
Behave, Harley.
Superman isn't thinking straight.
He needs to be stopped.
In the Fortress of Solitude
there's a Red Sun Cannon,
built in case the Phantom Zone
Kryptonians ever escaped.
Its ray can incapacitate even Superman.
Can we back up
to where the thing that we need
is in Superman's man cave?
We'll have to break in.
Hello, Christmas morning.
You take me on the best dates.
And if he's there?
He's not going to help us
carry this thing out
like we're his college roomies.
If he's there,
we have a contingency plan.
I can handle him.
The Pentagon ran simulations
that prove it.
Oh, and they're never wrong.
Superman will be busy
with other matters.
Wheels up in five.
Cyborg and Hawkman destroyed
Myanmar's m*llitary today.
- Casualties?
- Minimal.
Less than a hundred. The junta has fled.
Those that stay deserve what they get.
We're imposing peace.
Yes, your will be done.
Please don't say that.
- I'm not a god.
- True.
You aren't nearly as venal,
cruel, or arrogant.
I just want to keep people safe.
If anyone can, it's you.
I'm sorry, Diana.
You've been more than a friend.
You've held me together.
But... it's just too soon.
Forgive me.
Nothing to forgive.
Let's get back to work.
It seems your President
is using the peace for his purposes.
I don't want to waste time
turning those ships around
when you can do it with a phone call.
You can't just...
Yes, I can.
Argh!
- Ugh.
- Why are you doing this?
You must know I wouldn't let it stand.
You did know. You're distracting me.
You say "impenetrable fortress,"
all I hear is "candy store."
No.
You should go, quickly.
We're leaving.
What about the fate of the world?
Superman is not thinking clearly.
If he thinks even for a moment,
that we're...
You.
Ugh!
Calm down, son. I'm fine.
You're all under arrest.
I don't think so.
- Argh!
- What are you doing? Stop!
This needs to happen, Mr. Kent.
The Atom has entered your skull
with a microscopic shard of Kryptonite.
He'll make sure
you don't do anything else.
Huntress, Arrow, load it up.
Perhaps...
I can be of assistance.
Breathe.
This is highly concentrated
chemotherapeutic gas.
Radiation is harmless to you,
but deadly to microscopic t*rrorists.
Don't make me do this.
Cl-Clark.
Dad!
No.
Ollie. Run!
Let them go.
It was an accident.
Try and forgive them.
For me, please.
I love you, son.
You know in your heart
they do not deserve forgiveness.
Batman and his followers are relentless.
They must be brought to justice.
Allow me to help.
I didn't want to do this,
but my hand has been forced.
From now on, any hero that doesn't
pledge loyalty to the Justice League
will be considered a fugitive.
To aid with this,
surveillance drones will be deployed.
First in America,
then the rest of the world.
If you're the leader of a country,
a criminal mastermind
or even a petty crook,
this is your final warning.
Stop committing violent acts.
Or I will stop you.
- Quiet, eh?
- Hmm.
On the upside, no crime.
Like you always wanted.
Now, the government is criminal.
Superman has created a police state
and allied himself with Ra's al Ghul.
Not what I wanted.
"Not what I wanted."
You're gathering in his name?
- Fascist!
- You had no right. Come on!
- Joker was all about freedom.
- He's a fascist!
Let me go.
You can't help them by dying!
Still can't believe
you're just telling me now.
Green Arrow was hurt
and you left him there?
Maybe he was fine.
He had a hole in his head.
How'd you like a hole in your head?
Try me.
Sit down, both of you.
Superman's modified T-Spheres
are making it impossible
for us to move.
They need to be neutralized
but the technology is beyond me.
That's a first.
And your plan is?
To free their inventor,
Mr. Terrific
from Superman's prison.
I've learned it's located
in the Mariana Trench.
The depth would crush my sub,
and since they use Cyborg
to boom tube in and out,
there's no door.
Like any girl, I like a challenge,
but this sounds impossible.
There's only one hero
not allied with Superman,
who has the powers to get there.
And where might he or she be, Batsy?
He's been hiding here for days.
- Aw, you knew?
- Hm?
Huh? Huh?
And you didn't even offer me any jerky?
Hey, ladies.
Ugh. We're gonna lose so hard.
I'm impressed
with your progress, Superman.
His time is valuable, Grandfather.
Of course.
I give you, A.M.A.Z.O.
A robot?
Much more.
This is an indestructible
security and defense system
that can learn and adapt.
Your drones are useful.
But what if...
something more robust is required?
Imagine one of these
in every city and town,
carrying out your orders.
Test it in a small town.
The drop zone is approaching.
Ready?
As I'll ever be.
Stop right there!
Your prison break ends now.
The lock is impenetrable,
and the guards don't have an access key.
Uh-huh.
Hey, look.
I found the key.
Bats wants you out of here.
Great.
Does he have a plan?
He said... you had one.
What's up, boys?
Anything good for lunch today?
We need to break the glass.
I thought you were like,
the third smartest man in the world.
It's keeping the water out.
I can't get out the way you got in.
We need to cr*ck the dome
to have any chance.
Surrender now!
Hope you know what you're doing.
Don't move. Or I'll...
That was unexpected.
d*ck?
Ideas, thoughts?
Look, I'm flattered, but very married.
Nice tattoo, though.
It's not a tattoo.
Hey, this thing looks really thin.
- Is it strong enough?
- Probably.
Probably?
You should be proud.
I've done questionable things
to accomplish this.
Was it a surprise that
entrenched elites and special interests
would not willingly give up power?
They should have listened to reason.
Instead, they fought and you won.
And now, the world is at peace.
Batman will be found.
His resources have been strangled.
His allies are few. What can he do?
This is playing around the world.
I can't find the source.
The source is Bruce,
trying to sway people.
It won't work, not for Joker acolytes.
You... You k*lled these children
because they angered you?
No, I k*lled them
because a lesson had to be learned.
I have to be strong,
like you said.
As far as I can tell,
my reprogramming of Superman's drones
is still undetected.
To be safe, we'll move soon.
To where? Some place worse?
She's got a point.
This is the bottom of
the hideout barrel,
as I am literally sitting on a barrel.
I do have some good news
on the other project you set me on.
It was tough adapting
Kryptonian tech to our needs.
I just have to finish assembly
and run some tests.
- How long?
- A week.
Run!
Ra's, take the robot offline now.
It's malfunctioning.
I respectfully disagree, Superman.
A.M.A.Z.O. is functioning perfectly.
It is you...
who are not.
I told you,
It learns and adapts.
What I neglected to tell you is that
it can also duplicate your abilities.
Like you...
A.M.A.Z.O. knows that whether one death,
or a million are required
to achieve perfection,
then these deaths must occur.
Argh!
Time to get experimental.
Booyah!
No matter what, we put that thing down.
Ha!
The Justice League comms are going wild.
What's happening?
What must.
Argh!
We'll keep the thing occupied.
Assemble the device.
What are you, nuts?
Look, you're a freaking guy in a suit.
Let me help.
Everyone needs to follow the plan.
Hero Harley!
Come on, let's move!
Hey, Plas,
thanks for carrying all the heavy sh*t.
Father?
Do not let yourself become infected
with his weakness again.
He's my father.
You... disappoint me.
I guess that's just
the way it is with family.
This would be easier to put together,
let me see,
anywhere but a freakin' battle.
Not my first choice either.
Synchronizing chain emitters.
Powering to phase.
Back in a tick.
Oh, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t.
Apparently, I have no worthy heirs.
Prepare to die, boy.
Let me help you, little bro.
You... Is it really you?
In the spiritual flesh.
I'm so, so sorry.
I was stupid. I should have...
How about we kick
your evil grandfather's ass,
and stop him from taking over the world
before we have any
heartfelt conversations?
Agreed.
It's okay.
You've got this, Plas.
You've got this, boy.
It's just like building blocks.
Scary building blocks.
Yes!
Oh, no.
Screw this.
Guys, do something... Ow!
Before it learns to control
my powers.
Hyah!
You are not going
for the k*lling blow.
Your father made you weak.
Careful, Damian.
He's drawing you in.
Stop fighting me.
I can finish him.
We need to work together.
I will have control!
I only needed you
to get me close to Superman.
Your use to me is at an end.
There's only one way to stop him.
No. Sit back and let me do this.
Watch his feet. Wait for it.
Well, he'll have one hell of
a headache in the morning.
How is this possible?
I guess you can see me
because I controlled your body.
In regards to how I'm here,
that gets weird.
I have to say, I...
You're better than I am.
And you always were.
Can you forgive me?
Already have.
I've gotta go now.
Watch your feet, and remember,
you don't have to k*ll
everyone you fight.
- Please?
- Hm.
Fine.
I'll try it your way.
Well, that sucked.
The battle is won.
But at what cost?
At least they d*ed heroes.
Unlike you t*rrorists,
who will go to jail for your crimes.
What?
They saved our lives.
Though they had everything to lose,
they helped us.
Are you turning on me, Diana?
I had hoped
k*lling the Joker children
was a momentary madness.
I see now that it's not.
And I see, I'm the only one I can trust.
Do you hear yourself, Clark?
Stand down.
Make the decision
to finally stop this madness.
Earth-9 Superman,
welcome to Earth-1.
Actually, we're Earth-1.
What are we?
Twenty-two.
Oh!
Okay.
You don't belong here.
Regardless, your Mr. Terrific
told me what happened here.
I'm deeply sorry for your losses,
but you're on the wrong side of this.
No one is talking me out of this.
Not even you.
Yeah, we can be stubborn sometimes.
Luckily, I'm here to convince you.
Well, then convince away.
Please stop.
You're tired and injured.
Not as injured as you're about to be.
You see...
I know your secret.
You're holding back.
You always held back.
We both used to.
But now I don't.
Not anymore.
This was your big Tr*mp card, Bruce?
You think I'll stop
because someone will talk me out of it?
Yes.
Hello, Clark.
You're...
You're not Lois.
And you're not my Clark.
He d*ed stopping Brainiac.
Every life was sacred to him.
Is it not to you?
I'm trying to give the world peace.
By murdering others
that disagree with you?
How many people,
husbands, wives and children
will you k*ll for peace, Clark?
How did it come to this?
What have I done?
I deserve death.
No.
You don't get off that easy.
Mr. Terrific and I will
build a Red Sun Prison.
From there, you'll be let out
when we need you.
That won't be necessary.
I'll stay wherever you put me.
So what happens now?
I don't know.
But maybe we've all
earned a second chance.
What's gotten into you?