Hotel Labamba (2023)

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(Theme sound)

(Indistinct commotion)

(In Pidgin)

What sort of question are asking me?

(In Yoruba)

What sort of problem is this?

What do you mean by "what did I do to her'?

(In Pidgin)

Did I eat her? Ahn-ahn...

Big-Berry is not going to k*ll

anybody for crying out loud, Ahn-ahn.

(In Pidgin)

Carol, you saw me.

(In Pidgin) Carol what? I didn't see you...

Please, I didn't see you or anything...

don't get me in trouble,

I don't know anything...

See... hey!(In Pidgin)How did this happen?

How am I supposed to know what happened?

I don't know nothing.

You don't know nothing?

See Black-berry confess now...

So that we can know what we are doing...

- (Carol in Pidgin) And that's it...

- Hey! (In Igbo) What is it?

(In Igbo) Look here Mister, instead

of putting the law in your hand...

just call the police and hand him over!

(All) yes! ( Indistinct chattering),

(Barman) Manager call the police period!

(In Pidgin) If you don't inform the

police about this, it will look like...

it will look like we

have something to hide.

- (Big berry) Don't call the police...

- Why shouldn't we call the police?

(In Pidgin) You are innocent right?

Then you won't be implicated.

- Ahn-ahn?

- We will call the police.

(In Pidgin) How am I supposed

to know what you are talking about?

What I mean is that, If you know you

didn't k*ll her, and your hand is clean...

- let us call the police.

- (Exclamations)

(Theme sound)

Look at this AC, write it down.

- We are going to procure another one.

- Yes sir.

- Thank you?

- Yes sir?

The Boss is calling...

Hello?

Ozumba make arrangements,

Im coming to the hotel this Saturday...

This Saturday?

Hai, but sir all

the rooms are occupied now...

And so?

I made you the Manager, do your job okay?

There is no hotel Labamba,

I can't find any hotel Labamba...

Ive driven down this street twice

It's okay sir!

Don't worry everything will be ready, sir.

Thank you, sir!

- Any problem?

- Hai, boss is coming this Saturday.

Oh it's number twelve?

Oh, thank you very much

for coming to our hotel

- Welcome

- Oh you're welcome...

- I hope you had a nice time

- We had a beautiful time...

- Okay...

- I had a beautiful time...

- Alright bye-bye. That's right.

- You welcome...

My baby is the best in the

whole wide world... (Shrieks)

look at what he got

me guys, so much stuff...

Stick with me okay, alright. Let's see...

What's wrong with this girl?

Ahn-ahn.

Guys he loves his privacy

so I'm not gonna show you...

And you know what they say: "what

they do not know, they cannot destroy".

Thank you so much baby?

You are welcome Ella...(Chuckles)

(Chuckling)

They don't know sh*t.

Hello?

Ella...

How far?(Door shuts)

Is he there?

(In Pidgin) I'm seeing it on Instagram o...

Eh, (In Yoruba) Pretty girl (Giggles)

(theme song plays)

(In Pidgin)

What sort of name is "Blue-berry"?

(theme song plays)

(Indistinct)

(Chuckles)

Senator Mohammed...

No I just walked in.

Um-hmm...

Baby!

Hi... Hi.

My presentation for tomorrow is ready okay?

Don't worry we will get

the contract tomorrow...

(Chuckles)

Senator!

Welcome...

(In Yoruba)

Wow.

(Chuckles)

(In Yoruba) Careful...

Senator Mohammed,(In Hausa)

Ill call you tomorrow

Thank you.

Good morning sir,

You are welcome to Hotel Labamba.

- Thank you

- How may I be of service today?

Em, can I see your forms please?

(Theme song)

(Loud music, indistinct chattering)

(In Pidgin)

Go and check if he's with them...

(In Pidgin)

Carol, you are wasting your time...

- Hmm, you are the one wasting your time...

- Oh, okay...

- You see that guy is my spec.

- Eh..

- Oh yes. He's my type...

- Hmm...

- Fine, rich, classy...

- Waoh, hei...

And when you hear his accent when

he speaks The English language...

(In Pidgin) Carol, were you not the one

that told me you don't like Muslim names?

Is Halil not a Muslim name?

Sister forget about that, I

was being childish then...

- Hmm...

- um...

- We are all one under the eyes of God.

- (In Arabic) Allah be praised!

- What has Christian boys done for me?

- Carol, Carol, I pity you.

(In Pidgin) The manager must

not hear of this, he is a customer...

(In Pidgin)

I don't understand.

- Is the manager my father?

- Ah, no.

- Does he eat bottles...

- No he does not...

- Will he marry me?

- Ah no...

(In Pidgin) If the manager talks to me

in a way I don't like, I'll quit the job...

(Singing) I'll just Follow my

rich boy to his house

Ah Carol, he has suddenly

become your boyfriend?

- Two seconds...

- Ah Carol, Carol,

(Singing) Caroline save your drama,

you don't need it in this (Indistinct)

- Carol...

- Look at this?

Rest because...

the boy is mine...

I'm feeling sorry for you, you

are close to being outside already...

Forget...

- Go and check him

- Please give me chin-chin, Ill check him.

- I'll give you chin-chin

- Thank you.

- Go and check him,

- I'll check on him...

- Ill give you more when you get back.

- I'll check.

Wow, The boy is mine...

(In Yoruba)

Hello? Hello? Saido where are you?

Look just come, I have goods for you. Come.

Come now, don't be too long.

I said I have goods for you.

Yes, yes.

Thank you.

(Comical tone)

(singing in Arabic)

(Background music)

(In Pidgin) The kind of money

I lost to this last season...

I survived the loss by God's help.

(Loud music)

(indistinct chatter)

- (In Pidgin) What did I miss?

- You didn't miss anything...

Your boys are not

good footballers at all...

Don't worry, everything

is under control...

Bring me my usual...

(Indistinct football commentary)

Which flavour is in this Shisha...

- See, see wrong pass...

- Goal ball...

- (In Pidgin) Leave there..

- Come let me give you something.

- Pass to your neighbour, you c**t.

- Come on...

Just for the road for you,

just take it for the road...

(In Pidgin) And he will

receive salary after all this right?

(Indistinct football commentary)

I bet $5000 in the last match

when I was in Cyprus o...

Yeah but they lost,

hope you didn't bet today...

I put.

$7000 is what I bet

(Chuckles) This man

you want to lose money o

(Chuckling) No, no no my guy.

This man is a true red blood, respect.

My baby...

(In Pidgin)

Don't worry our boys won't disappoint us...

Goal! Goal! Goal!

Argh somebody better get

ready to lose money tonight.

- (Indistinct)

- Don't worry, you people should calm down.

Calm yourself down.

See with my lucky charm beside me today...

Impossible, this match

I'm going to win it.

Yeah but I've got my own lucky charm.

(Stutters) So, what will we single men do?

Single people like us, we eat...

You don't stress yourself

just put your hope in God.

(Halil chuckles)

that's it...

Drop it put it on the seven!

- Sergio give...

- (In pidgin) It has not ended

(tensed screams)

- It's a goal!

- Goal!

- I told you people...

- Goal!

- I told you people

- Nice one.

Let's k*ll them with money, I

told you you are my lucky charm...

Berry-large

His own lucky charm did not give

him money, you see what I'm saying?

- Berry spending...

- Berry...

(In Yoruba) God made it that way...

(Chuckling)

(Loud party music)

Ah, oh God.(Chuckles) Lummy...

Heba!

Nothing is wrong with me.

Big berry!

Big-Berry money spray me.

(Loud music)

Scodi, Look at the life.

(Groans)

(Sighs) I can't deal

with this noise, I can't.

You picked the hotel...

- Blame me for trying to surprise you.

- I'm not blaming you babe...

I like the initiative...

But it's not allowing me do all the

things I want to, you know...

- do to you. It's distracting me.

- (Kissing sounds) Okay...

- Urm...

- Okay, your knight to the rescue.

(Loud party music)

- Excuse me?

- Hey?

Please there's a lot of noise...

its very late and some

of us would like to sleep.

- Okay you mean the enjoyment, sorry the music?

- Yes

Oh em, it's rather

unfortunate sir, so sorry but...

I can't talk to him, he's also

a paying customer like you...

Okay so who can I talk to,

who can talk to him?

That would be the manager...

but he is not around.

Em, whats going on?

- Its Big-Berry.

- (Chuckles) Big-Berry.

Bro just go Ill handle it.

(Chuckling) You look like youd rather be

elsewhere. So just...

I'll talk to him okay?

- Nice

- Nice one...

(party music)

(Halil) Berry, Berry...

(In Pidgin)

Please can we reduce the volume?

( Big-berry) Deejay

bring the music down...

- Um, How far?

- I'm good...

What are you doing?

Let's go clubbing...

Let's go and pop some champagne.

Look I wish I could men,

but I have a presentation

this morning and

I have to get to it...

- (In Pidgin) Sure no problem...

- Big-berry.

- We are together

- My Gee.

- Scodi and guys, let's move to the club

- (Excited Exclamation)

- Baby, my baby, what is it?

- Baby I don't think I can go...

- I'm having headache

- Headache?

- (Indistinct)

- Ella if you are not going, I'm not going.

No baby, you can go. Go have fun,

I'll just stay back and take pain K*llers.

- You are sure you are going to be fine?

- Yes baby, Ill be fine.

- Go have fun.

- Oh, if you are not there nobody will...

(Loud music continues)

(In Pidgin)

(Chuckling) I've been seeing it...

But wait o babes, is

any of that money real?

- I take offense to that Laide

- (In Hausa) come on...

You know how we do it...

Fake stuff...

I was actually planning to

gift you some of the items,

but since you say

they are fake, no need.

Calm down, (In Pidgin)

you get angry easily...

But, really what does he

do though, all that spending?

- I don't know and I don't care..

- Ella!

- Lets talk later...

- Wait, wait.

(In Pidgin) Okay how about the

guy you wanted to introduce me to?

- I've changed my mind

- (In Pidgin) Sorry, you get pissed easily.

- Tell me about that Lawal guy

- Halil...

I think hes your kind of guy, you know...

If you are not busy pushing paper at

the office today, you should swing by.

(In Pidgin) That would have made

sense babes, I think it sounds great.

But, you know I have a pitch tomorrow I

mean, and that spells long night for me...

- (Scoffs) I tried o

- Where's you raspberry?

(Chuckling) Raspberry...(In

Pidgin) Please...

- I think he went to get me breakfast...

- Ella?

- Babe, let me call you back.

- (Indistinct)

- Baby awwn..

- Ehen...

(In Pidgin, Chuckling) I brought

you a breakfast fit for a queen...

- Aww baby...

- (In Pidgin) do you want to eat the food?

- Take it that way...

- Err sorry sir.

- (Ella giggles)

- Sorry sir...

- Aww...

- you'll like it...

- You are going to eat the breakfast

- Can you take me a picture please?

Ehen.

Take her a picture.

- Ehen put the... (Camera clicks)

- (waiter) Done now.

- Baby come, come. Come.

- Ah!

- You want him to capture us together?

- No baby...

This hungry girl are never going to

see your face, come we are showing you...

- We are not hiding my face?

- Yes we...

Baby come, put your head here like this.

- Like this?

- Yes

- (waiter) Okay

- (Chuckling) see where you put my head...

(In Pidgin) You are putting

my head under your armpit...

(Soft music)

- Sir Halil?

- Yeah hello?

I want to confirm what

you said last night...

If I order a ride now, it'll take me

straight to the ministry secretariat right?

Yes sir. You just type

in the name of the hotel...

then the name of the secretariat

and you are good to go sir.

- Okay, thank you Tope.

- You remember my name, Sir.

(Chuckles) Of course I do.

Just hold on one second...

- Okay sir

- Alright...

Thank you sir, good luck with your meeting

sir. You will get it in Jesus name...

(In Arabic) God willing, thank you so much.

- Thank you sir, thank you

- Yeah.

- Good morning sir...

- Morning...

- All the best today sir (Chuckles)...

- Thank you kindly okay.

Here...

- Waoh, sir, thank you so much

- It's fine

Ah, you shouldn't have...

(Phone ringing)

Hotel Labamba, how may I be of service...

- (Pearl indistinct comment)

- (Daniel) Yeah, I'm good.

- (Daniel Chuckles)

- (Pearl) Um-hmm...

- (Ella) Big-Berry...

- (Big-Berry) Ella... (Chuckles)

- I miss you babe

- I miss you too (Chuckles)...

(Sighs)

That babe with Big-Berry looks familiar.

Thats erm, sexy Ella...

- Who's she, is she an actress?

- I dont know and I dont care.

- Why are you asking about her?

- No nothing, I'm just curious.

- Curious?

- Yeah...

I'm just curious babe...

- I'm just curious

- Hey, eyes over here...

- Yeah, just curious.

- You are talking about Ella...

You have me here, you are

talking about her (Daniel chuckles)

(Exclaims)

- Ah Sir you are back.

- I got the contract!

(Excited exclamation)

(Carol) Congrats!

- Yes!

- Ah sorry

- Congrats, so happy for you.

- Thank you...

Oh, sir your key...

- Tuesday!

- (In Pidgin) What is it?

Why are you calling my name like

you are the one that gave me the name, ,,

- What is it?

- (In Yoruba) Is this where you are?

That's good. You are here.

Have you called to inform your

relatives that you are going to jail?

- Jail?

- Ah, you are not aware of what happened?

What is it?

Blue-berry's girlfriend

is dead in his room.

- Eh? She's dead

- She's dead.

- What k*lled her?

- It's me, ask me again.

Hey...(Phone rings)

Baby, we need to go okay...

The police are going

to be here...

and they are going to investigate

what happened to that girl

- Yeah but we've done nothing wrong.

- Until they find a way to rope us in?

Daniel pack.

Stand up now, stand up I don't like this.

Look, I'm too pretty to go to jail.

Security!

Open the gate!

Open the gate!

(Car starts)

(Suspenseful tone)

- Where is your manager?

- It's not me o...

- I just asked you, where is your manager?

- (Stammers) He is here.

- Police?

- Is your friend.

Make sure nobody else comes in.

Carol did you?

Are you the one that called them?

We got a report about the death

that happened in your premises...

Death?

Who said so?

- Shekes?

- Who d*ed?

It's the same boy we were

talking about his girlfriend.

- They said she's dead.

- What happened?

I don't know but let me go and find out...

Hello?

Tuesday hello?

Ahn-ahn?

(In Pidgin)

What is happening, what's all these?

Hei?

(In Pidgin)

How much is my money?

Look your money is 580 naira...

Who d*ed in your family?

No one d*ed in my family, an internet

fraudster's girl-friend just d*ed.

Which girl, which internet

fraudster?

It's somewhere at my boyfriend's hotel...

There's a boy there,(claps)

he spends money lavishly

He has a lot of money...

- He is Ayiri's age mate...

- Oh

Argh.

- Oh okay...

- All these girls though...

- Which hotel?

- You the hotel they call em...

"Hotel Labamba". That's

why my boyfriend works.

Hmm, okay...

- That's where the internet fraudster is.

- Internet fraudster, yes.

- Oh Hotel Labamba?

- Eh.

- I need water here o...

- (In Pidgin) excuse me please...

Ehen boss, don't be

angry, here is the water...

Hello Boss...

(In Pidgin)

There's a case, big case.

It just happened.

Are you asking me? I'm sure.

I know what I'm saying.

The first officer at the crime

gets to handle the case...

(Clears throat)

Is there a place I could

speak to you privately Mr...?

- Ozumba, Ozumba Mbadiwe...

- Hmm.

- Hei...

- Detective Zizi of the SIU...

Err you know, I still dont understand

why you are here, officer.

Somebody d*ed in your premises...

See, the young lady...

She d*ed of natural causes.

In her room, ehn?

We had to break down the door.

Nobody k*lled her.

Why don't you let me be the judge of that.

Sir, em Big-Berry sir...

We can't find him.

- Eh?

- Who's that?

(Stammers) Err thats the young

man that lodged here with her

You have got to be kidding me.

- Anwara, stand guard.

- (Stammers) Officer it's, Hei!

Oh...

(Yema) Hey...

(Big-Berry) You've got to take things easy.

- Excuse me, I'm not...

- (In Pidgin) Don't push me...

What's going on here?

Ma'am...(foot thuds)

(In Pidgin) Ma, I caught this man,

Trying to show off at the back...

- Excuse me...

- You do realise...

That manhandling an officer of the Federal

Republic of Nigeria is an offense right?

Chic, Big-Berry is never going to

manhandle Federal Republic of Nigeria...

She's the one rough handling me and trying

to use (In Yoruba) baton to pursue me.

(In Pidgin) He's looking down

on me because I'm a woman...

When I get to the police station, I

will show you the stuff I'm made of.

- (Manager) Hey...

- (Big-Berry) When you reach...

- Station?

- Station.

Yes Station!

Every single individual in this building

will be following us to the Station

You are all suspects and

you have to be interrogated.

(In Pidgin and Igbo) Hey, please no...

- We have a business to run.

- (Scoffs)

This hotel is closed!

(Indistinct conversations)

(Indistinct conversations)

(Honorable) I checked in this morning...

(Zizi) Alright I'll like to have

everyone's attention here please.

(Indistinct conversations)

(Yema Screams) Hey!

- (Honorable) This is very ridiculous...

- Hey!

(Yema in Pidgin) What did you say? (Daniel)

No sorry, (Pearl) You are yelling...

What did you say?

If I hear any noise, you are

going to the Police Station...

My boss wants to talk...

Great. Now that I have your attention...

Can I please have the

CCTV footage of this hotel?

Every single one of them.

(Groans)

- See they are not working...

- They... (Sigh)

So you mean to tell me that every single

CCTV camera in this hotel is not working?

(In Pidgin) Didn't I warn you?

You don't take advice.

Hey!

Very well then...

We are going to shut down

this hotel down til further notice till...

- we are done with our investigation.

- (Indistinct conversations)

(Yema) Hey! (Honorable) I checked

in this morning! (indistinct protests)

- Objection! Hey!

- What is all this thing, eh?

- Hey!

- I've taken this thing since morning.

- (In Pidgin) Sir please sit down

- Why!

(In Pidgin) Sir sit down please!

I don't want to disrespect you.

- Excuse?

- Explain.

Officer sorry, Detective...

Can you not do you investigation

here?(In Igbo) please...

I will give you anything.

Please.

Before you continue,

let me let you know that...

I am not one of those

Detective that receive bribe...

No, no I wasn't going to...

No I wouldn't do that. No.

I was just saying I will give you anything

you need to hasten the investigation...

Eh, and also keep it out of

the press...(In Igbo) please...

- I need the case solved by Friday.

- Fri... (scoffs)

Friday? This Friday or next

Friday?(In Pidgin) Today is Wednesday.

Officer please eh?

If this case is not solved by Friday...

and the news gets out to

press that the girl d*ed here...

I am doomed!

- Please, We have uninterrupted power...

- Who says we don't have that at our office

- Boss the generator is not working

- (All laughs)

Who is...

Do you want to go to jail?

No, nothing...

Uninterrupted power supply...

Twenty-four hours internet...

Okay, and anything you need, you name it.

Food, drinks, water...

If the word gets out and the media gets a

hold of this...

it would impede our investigation.

But as regards your other offer

which I'm not really impressed about...

- I'll let my boss know.

- (In Igbo) Thank you.

Until then, nobody

comes in nobody goes out.

- (Indistinct conversations)

- (Honorable) Eh?

(Theme tone)

(Camera clicks)

(Theme tone)

We need an ambulance.

Have Peter follow up for paperwork.

Okay ma.

- Now.

- Okay ma'am.

(Indistinct conversations)

(Zizi) Can I have our attention. (Daniel) You

can't have our attention, That's why we are here

Hey!

Quiet, quiet!

Didn't you see the officer of the Federal

Republic of Nigeria in front of you?

(In Pidgin) Don't you have respect?

- Thank you Yema...

- Yes ma...

As you all know, someone

d*ed in this premises...

Girl (Snaps fingers) we

didn't k*ll nobody - Hey!

(In Pidgin) Who asked you?

Do you want to go to jail?

I would need your co-operation

so that I can unravel the truth...

You are entitled to one phone call to

your lawyer or any family member of yours.

You are not allowed to divulge

any information whatsoever...

Where she d*ed, how she d*ed, when

she d*ed cannot be told to the public.

After which, we will

collect all your phones...

- (Honorable In Igbo) Phone for what?

- (Indistinct protests by all)

- Hey! Hey quiet!

- (Honorable) I checked in this morning.

- Hey! Hey quiet!

- (Honorable) I checked in this morning.

- Hey?

- I am a business man, I'm a business man.

I checked in just this morning!

(Theme tone)

Good-day sir, you are

welcome to Hotel Labamba.

- (Suitcase thuds) How may I be of service?

- Thank you very much.

Em, my name is Right Honorable

Chuba Wilberforce Okadigbo...

- What an honor sir...

- Thank you.

May I interest you in our room packages...

Well unfortunately sir, you chose

a very wrong time to check in.

(Stutters) We are being

held here against our will

(In Pidgin)

Hey, are you not Nigerian?

If I hit you with this baton, your

head will scatter and you won't recover.

You will not speak to my husband like

that, don't you have a husband at home?

- You see that she's threatening bodily harm...

- Yes

She's threatening, this is police brutality.

I'm a lawyer, I know my rights...

Well need I remind you Mr Lawyer that...

according to the 1999 Constitution

of The Federal Republic of Nigeria,

I can detain a suspect for

forty-eight hours...

and have a judge sign off if I need to

extend the forty-eight hours.

Do you need to be reminded that?

- (Manager) Is it true?

- (Daniel) Yeah

That's what I thought.

What time is it Yema?

- 12 pm ma

- (Scoffs) looks like I have enough time

(In Igbo) hey manager what is

going on here, what is happening here?

(In pearl) You left us to die here!

(cook in Pidgin) I don't even understand...

- (Carol singing in Benin)

- My friend keep quiet there, I'm talking!

Keep quiet, ahn-ahn?

What is it?

- Ahn-ahn, what is it?

- (in Benin dialect) Oh God!

As I was saying (In Igbo) please...

- I have spoken to the detective eh,

- Ehen?

She said this thing will be over soon.

- Ehen?

- (In Igbo) please...

Food will be served soon eh...

there is also a rest-room over

there in case you want to ease your...

- So now, we are prisoners in this hotel?

- (Honorable in Igbo) Exactly.

- (Honorable in Igbo) Hey... Eh?

- I am going to shut down this hotel.

I am going to shut down.

- This is perilous time

- Yes

- (Honorable in Igbo) Peri... what?

- (Cook) -lious!

I want my money back now,

I want my full money refund.

(Daniel) what my phone? (Manager) Oh God.

(Honorable in Igbo) I hope you heard me...

I want my refund

(Pearl) You people want to

collect our phones (Honorable) Argh!

(Theme theme)

- Bartholomew Kamorudeen.

- Big-Berry

(Scoffs In Pidgin) Not only

Big-Berry, how about blackberry?

- Yema...

- Sorry Ma...

- Why did you k*ll your girlfriend?

- Ah?

(In Pidgin) It wasnt Big Berry.

It can't be Big-berry

Every boyfriend and husband's

mantra right after they do.

What's your girl friend's name?

Ella...

Ella...?

Hmm?

(In Pidgin) What is hmm?

You've had sex with someone

but don't even know her name...

- You don't know her name but you have...

- Ahn-Ah?

Sorry ma...

- Did you know her family?

- Eh?

Ma, (In Pidgin) He doesn't know her

name, how will he know her family...

Isn't it someone that knows a person...

I'm really sorry this time.

I'm really sorry ma.

Sorry ma.

- See Baby...

- Excuse me?

Check her IG...

Check her IG, check her phone.

You understand, check her phone...

(ambivalent tone)

- But we did not find her phone...

- sh*t man, Argh?

(In Pidgin) Thats not possible

Because you see Ella and her phone

are '5 and 6", they are always together.

So, Big Berry is not going to

k*ll anybody for any reason...

(In Pidgin) So, whoever k*lled

her must have taken her phone.

sh*t.

We should check her Instagram account.

Oh sh*t, my phone is

bad, let me use yours.

Let's check Facebook.

No, it can access Facebook...

Call the manager and tell

him we need a tab ASAP...

Okay...

Did you really...

It can do fa...

Manager?

- (In Pidgin) We need "Tab" here...

- Eh? Give it to me, give me the phone.

Hello?

Please we need a "Tab" ASAP.

With internet.

(Theme tone)

(In Yoruba) My darling...

- (In Pidgin) Please, let me...

- You can't leave this room.

The command is that nobody should step

out of this door until my boss says so.

(In Pidgin) I understand

but please, let me...

Look, I've been admiring you while I

was sitting there. You are handsome.

Look if I undress, I have a lot in

here that is hidden by my work cloth...

Even my backside is well-endowed

, it just looks smaller inside my dress...

- Madam

- Yes?

- (In Pidgin) Are you sick?

- No I'm not, it's what we will do...

Eh, eh, please.

Don't get me in trouble...

(In Yoruba) I won't dare...(In

Pidgin) Let me go, what does it matter

- (In Igbo) Fish-bone Go and sit down.

- Why are you being like this?

- Go and sit down!

- (In Yoruba) this is a crazy person

(Sardonic laughter)

We found her sister...

Guess what, she has no idea who you are.

- Err...

- Fake boyfriend!

See...

(In Pidgin) I'm not surprised.

Big-berry flew in all the way

from Cyprus to chill with my girl.

- Seven days ago.

- Um.

- Any known ailment?

- I'm not going to know ailment.

Was she sick?

Ehn...

(In Pidgin) She complained of a

headache on Monday night.

Baby I don't think I can go...

- I'm having headache

- Headache?

- (Indistinct)

- Ella if you are not going, I'm not going.

That's all.

That could have been it.

(Drops pen)

How long have you dated?

(In Pidgin) I met her two weeks ago on

IG and I came to chill with her.

- Or k*ll her?

- How can you say that?

Big Berry is not going to

k*ll anybody for any reason...

Boss, we need to ask him

what he does for a living...

When we checked his Instagram,

all we saw were expensive cars...

and these top designers'

jewelries he has on...

were all over his page.

What does he do for a living?

What work do you do?

My chic, like I've always told

you, my name is Big-Berry...

I'm not going to say more than that. I just

love to enjoy life, that's about it...

That's the only thing I can say.

Retrace your return and first

meeting with the deceased.

- (In Yoruba) What is this stress?

- Excuse me?

(In Yoruba) I just explained, I just told

you now that I don't like repeating myself.

It doesn't make sense that I

am repeating myself all the time.

(In Pidgin) It irritates me.

Okay, I told you my name is

Big-Berry, I'm a business man.

I'm a business man.

International business man

An international business man in

North Cyprus, do I look like a joke to you?

Ahn-ahn?

North Cyprus only grants

visas to tourist and visitors

Just visas.

You are all of a sudden an

international business man?

As a foreigner you have to be a major shareholder

before you can own a business there.

You think we don't know what all you

boys go to Malaysia and North Cyprus to do?

- Argh?

- You are the ones giving Nigeria a bad name

(In Pidgin)

A waste. You are a waste.

You think we don't know you take women panties

to steal their destinies for rituals?

Ritual, ritual, ritual...

- (In Yoruba) are you okay?

- Are you not a ritualist?

- What did you say?

- Excuse me?

You will not speak to an officer of

The Federal Republic of Nigeria like that!

- (In Yoruba) Let me tell her the truth...

- How dare you?

I told you something, I don't like

what you are doing...

I'm not going to sit down and allow

you people to label me a bad name.

My name is Big-Berry,

I'm not a bad person...

I work for my money...

I'm into Bitcoin and Cryptocurreny,

that's what I do for a living.

My name is Bartholomew Kamorudeen(In

Yoruba) the child of Olalomi.

Ahn-ahn. (In Yoruba) I trade with money

to create more money.

I'm into-I know money, I have money.

- I'm not a broke n*gga like you.

- Who is a broke n*gga?

- (In Pidgin) Your father is a broke n*gga!

- (In Yoruba) My father?

Yes, your mother and every

member of you family are broke n*gg*s

- Look at how she's clapping on me.

- (In Yoruba) I will hit you...

- (clapping) Your relatives are poor

- Yema! Yema!

- Yema! Yema! Hey!

- Look at her clapping on me!

Enough!

- Sit down! sit down.

- (Yema Panting in anger)

- (Yema Panting in anger)

- (In Yoruba) Look at her all swollen...

(In Yoruba) Even sango wasn't this bad.

If you swell more than this, you will

burst. I don't know what you are carrying.

I'm sorry my chic...

I don't just like someone

talking to me anyhow

For the umpteenth time,

it's Detective Zizi to you.

I'm sorry Detective Zizi to you.

You said you werent

in the room last night.

Tuesday, open the gate, I'm going out...

Im going to go somewhere

now, open the gate.

No, big lie, Err...

(In Pidgin)

That boy was very angry that night.

He was just so angry.

Tuesday, open the gad-damn gate

(In Pidgin) Open the gad-damn

gate! Are yo mad or do you want to die?

I came to the door, I was knocking

and knocking and knocking...

She wouldn't open up the door...

Baby what's all this now, open up.

Big Berry said he was sorry.

I need to get my laptop.

Ella?

Ella?

sh*t man, Ah?

Why is she not opening

the door now?(Scoffs)

So I went back to chill in

my ride till the morning...

(In Pidgin)

I didn't see that... No.

Big Berry paid for the room,

Big-Berry wants to enter the room.

Open the gad-damn door!

- (Claps) Where's this boy that's supposed to go and bring...

- Ella?

- Ehen, he's coming, sorry...

- (In Pidgin) Big-Berry don't be angry.

- Get lost!

- Go. We are sorry sir.

(In Yoruba) Rubbish.

You can imagine...

Somebody has been knocking o the door for

sometime now...

and you are not picking up the call

You are here sleeping anyhow.

What's that for?

Ella?

Ella?

Huh, what is happening?

What is happening?

What kind of sleep is this?

sh*t man Ella?

(intense b*at)

Ah!

Ella!

What is happening?

What is happening,

what kind of sleep is this?

Manager!

Manager!

sh*t man!

Big-berry went back to

the room the next morning...

- and she was just there...

- (Stammering) what is "Big-Berry"...

Why are you addressing yourself in

the third person as if you are not here...

Are you not Big-Berry?

You should say "I"

"I" went to the room.

I. I, I.

What is all this "Big-Berry", "Big-Berry".

Argh, what were you sorry for?

We had little squabble.

(stutters) Squabble?

- (In Yoruba) Misunderstanding.

- What?

- We had misunderstanding.

- Um hm?

Very, very big quarrel.

Very big, honestly I can't even deal.

(Comical tone)

- (Big-Berry) Ella, please please, please

- (Pearl) Oh

(Big-Berry) You are beginning

to get Big-Berry mad now...

- You are beginning to get me mad now...

- They are still quarreling?

- (Big-Berry) open the g*dd*mn door...

- Why am I the one suffering this, why?

(Groans)

Ella?(knocking)

Baby what's all this now, open up.

Very serious. You know she

slapped Big berry and I was like wow.

(In Yoruba) Is this girl mad?

What's wrong with you?

- Ella?

- Don't you touch me like that!

You don't own me.

But your wife never told us that...

Well, you didn't ask...

Wait, do you think that he k*lled her?

Did he?

According to you, your husband

happens to be your alibi for that night.

Yeah, we went to the bar...

and it became a party, so we left.

Look, we love our privacy.

If there's anyone who doesn't

understand that word, it's Ella.

(drops pen)

Hmm...

So let me see this...

She invaded your privacy,

and then you unintentionally k*lled her.

No, I didn't k*ll her because of that.

I...

Because of that?

So why did you k*ll her?

Talk to me, tell me more.

(stutters) I... I did not k*ll her...

I find that very hard to believe considering

we heard that there was a fight...

I run the restaurant during the day

and I was watching them that day.

- The busty lady

- Pearl?

- Hey can you stop please

- Hmm?

- Stop that.

- Hmm?

If you want some privacy,

you can go to your room.

Are you mad?

- Are you mad?

- No, no, no are you insane?

No, no no are you insane?

(Pearl) You must be moving mad, (Ella) You are

moving mad (Barman) She was so angry that day...

(Ella)You are crazy (Pearl) hold me before I

b*at this girl (Barman) I thought it will...

(Pearl) I will b*at you! (Ella)Oh my god, you are

crazy, (Barman) was going to be a girl fight

(Ella) I will b*at your ass up!

(indistinct-Big-Berry)(Pearl) Shut your face!

- That was it.

- (In Pidgin) is that why you k*lled her?

And ran?

- Can you speak English please

- Am I not speaking English?

I am speaking English, I said

after you k*lled her, you ran.

- Run? No I didn't run.

- I'll tell you what happened...

You found out that your husband

was following her on social media...

DM-ing her and that pissed you off.

So you trailed her...

you found out she was going to be

lodged in this hotel...

and you decided to come here under the

guise of a vacation then you k*lled her.

No!

Hell no...

Look, you dont know my baby.

I mean, my baby just met Ella when, Monday.

He doesn't even have an instagram page.

(Sardonic laughter)

(intense tone)...

- That's not my baby.

- Hmm?

That's not my baby.

You guys are police officers,

you should know people open..

Fake instagram pages

and put people's picture on it

Fraudsters, they do that.

That's not my baby.

Actually, Its my second account.

Its harmless, you know. I just go there...

Watch things...

Have you seen these instagram girls?

- I only go there to watch videos..

- And send DMs, have access to her.

She threatened to tell your

wife, then you k*lled her.

- No, she doesnt even know me.

- That got you mad, no?

No! Im don't like her like that.

I just go there watch

video, like and move on.

My wife wont be happy knowing

that I like and follow Ella and the others.

Um hm,(In Pidgin) but you

sent her a message, didn't you?

Yes.

She thanked me for defending

her in the comment section...

So I sent her a DM, telling her

she's welcome, because she...

..she had disabled comments

on that particular post.

And then you met her

here, she turned you down

that upset you so much

and you decided to k*ll her.

No.

My wife is with me like

literally every second.

- I only have eyes for her. I love my wife!

- (Sardonic laughter)

(In Pidgin) You love your wife yet

you are sliding into DMs

Eh? (Sardonic laughter)

Are you Okra that

draws...(Sardonic laughter)

- Yema.

- Sorry ma.

Look, pray that you marry a man like mine.

Because, even he wants any other girl,

any, it will not be that shameless Ella.

Eww...

- Shameless?

- Yeah.

What? You need to see the

way she was twerking on Halil..

(Party music)

- Big-Berrys best friends?

- No.

Halil is not one of those touts.

- Touts?

- His friends...

They look like touts.

Yea, hoodlums actually.

Halil is a metro-man aww.

Halil is tall, dark, handsome.

(gushing)

Prince charming, he's...

Look if I was single and he no...

If I'm interested, I would say yes...

But I mean, I'm married so

and, I don't look at other men.

Interesting...

See let me tell you something...

My friends were going to

meet me up at the club...

They met me up at the

club and from there I came here alone.

So where are they now?

They are going to go to Ibadan,

theyll be back tomorrow morning.

Theyre taking the train

from Ibadan to Lagos.

Call them, and ask them to start coming...

Forget it...

I trust my n*gg*s, They

have no where else to go.

- They are going to come back themselves...

- Call them

sh*t-man! you've got my phone with you.

Which one is your phone?

- You've got my phone with you.

- Which one is your phone?

- I Phone.

- Eh?

- Which one is your phone.

- That iPhone.

The iPhone, great.

- I think it's the gold one.

- Okay.

Dear Lord.

Mr. Halil checked out this morning.

And you did not deem

it fit to let me know?

(In Pidgin)

You didn't ask me.

Give me his full details.

(In Pidgin) That will be difficult, I have

to take permission from my manager.

(In Pidgin) When I use this baton

on people, they don't recover from it...

When I use this baton on you,

you will cross over! (Carol whimpers)

Answer my boss!

I'll cooperate.

Halil Omar.

There is no address here.

- Um?

- Eh?

Ah,(In Pidgin) even the

phone number is not complete

0-8-1-6-7-2-9-8...

Where is the remaining number?

(Stammering in Pidgin)

How? How is it possible?

- He wrote it in my presence...

- He wrote it in your presence?

- I made sure...

- Did you check the numbers?

Did you check to see if it's complete?

(stutters) Ma?

Hey, it's not complete...

(Manager) Oh...

Okay, can I have a copy of his ID card?

Hey...

Carol?

- So whats your name baby?

- Oh, I'm Carol sir.

- Alright.

- Okay.

- Sir, I'll need your ID card please...

- Oh yeah, sure.

Lovely...

- Oh I think I left it in the cab, let me..

- Oh...

Let me call him quickly okay.

It's ringing...

Hes not picking.

So sorry sir.

Maybe you can try it again.

- Right?

- Um hm...

My goodness, he's switched off.

- Argh.

- I can't believe this.

First time in Lagos and this is happening.

- Hei...

- Luckily I carry cash around.

Is there a Shutter bank around here...

- Em, yes sir,

- Okay.

(Sucks teeth) Don't worry, Ill

just call my account manager...

and have him block my cards.

So what are your rates?

(In Pidgin) Manger please,

it is the devil's work, please.

Hai...

Consider yourself fired!

- (Exclaims)

- Ehn-eh!

(Sighs) Any of the guests,

do you know if they know him?

Girl he was a classy man.

Wow!

Skin like glass, eyes like the sun...

and those broad,

broad, broad shoulders...

- (Zizi clears throat)

- Oh I mean (Zizi clears throat)

Yesterday he em, he had a

party after he got the contract.

God bless him, very generous man.

Everyone liked him

I sure did.

I sure, sure did.

See, Big-Berry thinks he a cool dude.

- So do you have his number?

- sh*t man!

Big-Berry didnt know he

was leaving for Port-Harcourt...

Big-Berry was going to

take his number today...

Alright em...

Social media, em, pictures? Anything.

Big-Berry does not have it...

Oh dear, okay.(Audible exhale)

- I don't have it.

- Noted

He left?

But I thought he went for a meeting.

Honestly, Halil is so sweet...

Ah...

Charming, down to earth just like my baby.

I think Big-Berry needs etiquette

classes from him because. Hes too crass!

- Argh, I can't deal.

- Okay em...

Do you please have his phone number, social

media accounts or maybe pictures with him?

I forgot to take a selfie...

Okay.

Yeah and I enjoyed

hanging with him. Great guy!

Yesterdays party after he

got the deal, was great fun.

So that means you have his number and

his social media handles and his picture?

No.

(In Igbo)

I have suffered...

Light skinned police officer...

How am I supposed to know this Halima

person...

when I just checked in this morning!

How?

Eh?

How?

(In Igbo) Questioning me about Halil...

Get away from me...

Boss you know this girl liked posting

a lot of picture on her instagram page...

Let's find her phone and we

may see Halil's pictures on it...

she may have post it form

there to her Instagram page...

(Indistinct chattering)

(Yema) Move!

- The phone of the deceased is missing.

- Then go find it, that is your job

(In Pidgin)"Big burst",

who is talking to you?

Ella's phone is missing and

we will find it.

We will look for it.

You understand...

(Scoffs)

(Phone ringing)

Ha!

(In Pidgin) Ha, we have caught the person.

It's settled, the phone is ringing...

- Sssh

- Can't you hear it?

- Kausara, is that not your phone?

- (In Yoruba) are you cursed?

What sort of talk is that?

You know I've been warning you.

- We were all told to hand over our phones

- I have dropped it.

- You didn't drop it.

- Ssh, shut up!

(Phone ringing)

Psst!

- Mind yourself, I am telling you...

- Hey!

- Rise.

- Me?

- Was the phone not ringing on you?

- (Carol) Kausara can't k*ll anyone.

- Stop saying that, the phone is on her.

- It's not Kausara

Step aside.

Is the phone not ringing on you?

- Boss?

- It's not me...

- Hey!

- (Carol) Ahn-ahn...

- (Exclaims)

- (Carol) My mother!

Please wait, I was just seeking a

means of livelihood please forgive me...

Wait I will bring it,

Ah (In Yoruba) Saido has k*lled me.

Bring it out now.

Saido has destroyed me.

I Beg you, I will bring it.

I was just seeking a

means of livelihood

- Bring it out!

- I will bring it.

(In Pidgin and Yoruba) I swear

with God Almighty, I didn't k*ll her.

- I don't even know where it is

- Oh No

I didn't k*ll her, I only

took the phone...

(Collective shocked exclamation)

(Big-Berry) Oh God!

sh*t man!

Chic, that is Ella's phone

that we have been looking for.

sh*t man

- (Honorable In Igbo) She has messed up

- (Cook in Igbo) Thief.

- Yema?

- Yes ma...

- Take it

- (In Yoruba) She said you should take it.

Boss there's virus on the phone,

she brought it out from her panties...

(Singing in Arabic and Yoruba)

(In Yoruba) They didn't

even forget anything...

(In Pidgin and Yoruba)

It seems he forgot something...

Wow, this is iPhone 13.

Where's Saido.

The goods are here.

(Singing in Arabic)

(singing in Yoruba)

God you are great...

So, you are saying the

victim was not in the room?

(Crying)Not at all...

it was dollar bills that I took

from Big-Berry's room not the phone...

(In Pidgin and Yoruba) I took

the phone from Mr Halil's room.

(Audible exhale)

No picture, no phone

number, no CCTV footage,

No cameras on the street,

houses around here, nothing!

How am I supposed

to find this Halil guy?

Men, sometimes being a

detective in this country is just...

You know when I was in Arts

class, I was the best student.

I can draw the Halil guy.

- Huh?

- (In Pidgin) I can draw Halil...

I was best in my Art class...

I can draw him for you...

Skin like milk...

Definitely dark skinned, yeah.

100% dark skin.

He's Chocolatey like you.

(In Igbo)

He has full Afro hair...

(In Pidgin) He has dread locks...

Big dreamy eyes.

Small eyes like Chinese.

Face like Brad Pitt...

Oval shaped and a square jaw.

Big-Berry is not going to check

another n*gga out, not possible...

Kissable lips.

Kissable lips.

(In Pidgin) It's a mans lips now.

(In Pidgin)

Do you like it?

(Laughing) I told you, when I was

in school I was the best in Arts class.

Look at is dreadlocks and

that's his dreamy eyes...

I told you, This Artwork, I'm good at it.

We have seen Halil...

That's Halil...

(Drops book)

(Door creaks)

- (In Pidgin) What is this...

- ( Zizi screams)

She is going insane because of this case.

She has lost it

Didn't I do the best I could?

I did.

This one she has not called...

she probably busy doing

some unmentionable things...

(In Pidgin) Let me call her...(Exhales)

Let me send her a voice note

(voice recording tone)

Madam...

Uche has been calling me since o...

Like this I've run out of lies.

(sucks teeth)

You and I know this Raspberry

guy is only using you for good time,

Dont throw something good away.

Contentment is key!

(In Pidgin) I'm here...

Call me when you finish your doings.

(Theme tone)..

(Birds chirping)

(Door closes)

(Tapping)

(tapping)

Yema!

Tell Anwaram and Lukman to man the gate...

alongside with the security

man who knows the men expected.

Nobody comes in, nobody goes out. If anybody

comes, there are no rooms whatsoever...

I'm off to the hospital,

do you understand me?

( bag thuds and lock clicks)

Wake up!

(Door slams)

(fast tone)

(In Pidgin) Come out o! Five

minutes or else police station straight!

(Theme tone)

She had sex eight hours before she d*ed.

r*pe?

You wont believe the cause of her death.

- Try me...

- Asphyxiation

Asphyxiation... But I didn't notice any type

of trauma on her body when I examined her.

I'm thinking suffocation...

How?

I noticed some small erm, red sploshes

in her eyes, her face, her lungs...

Then there was mucus

and foam in her airway...

Em, I need to see the body...

You I can't let you into the morgue.

You know I'm the O.C of this

investigation and I need to see her so...

It's just normal protocol

just to know what I'm doing...

- Okay

- Great em...

While you are at it, I need to find a

way to unlock this phone immediately...

- Let's go to the lab.

- Certainty.

Ozioma...

As the lead Detective,

yes, you landed the case...

but you should have reported it.

You took officers without

proper documentation..

- That is...

- Sir, I apologize sir...

However, I can assure we

have a lead on this case...

- I still dont think you are ready.

- Sir I'm very ready, I can assure you

I'll get you something by end of day.

I promise sir...

I just have one more

suspect I need to track down...

How?

Sir (stutters) I took all their phones,

each and everyone of them.

Well the case is out there already...

we need to close fast.

- I want Ade to...

- Sir no.

Please I can do this sir, I promise you.

Please let me do this...

- Ozioma?

- Sir.

I understand that my father

was a disgrace to the unit..

But you took a chance on me even

when nobody believed I could be here.

- I do you no favors.

- Then let me earn this sir, please.

Let me replace Yema...

Sir, Id rather work with

Yema than anyone else.

Okay.

- 24 hours

- Noted sir

(In Pidgin) Okay, just

move, move, move, arrived!

(In Pidgin) look at them!

Look at my guys! Look at Lummy!

Look at Scodi!

You are under arrest.

Move it, you are under arrest.

Move it.

(Intense music)

Does anybody here still

have their phone on them?

- (In Igbo) No

- We dropped our phones there

Alright then, since we

all want to be smart...

I'd like to let you know that we are going

to be here longer than we envisaged...

Ah!

Because the news

of her death is out there.

- No, how did that happen?

- (In Igbo) What?

(Exclaims) Oh no!

Hm, guess what?

(In Pidgin) The woman in

ward three has given birth?

Hmm, No.

Then what...

- Why are you so grumpy?

- Look, If you were assigned to Dr. Osho...

- you wont be asking that question.

- Ah, Dr. Osho, (In Igbo) it's a pity

- Anyways, whats the gist?

- Ehen...,

Remember that girl we were

watching her "Snap" two days ago?

- The girl with the money man

- (Claps) Exactly...

they brought her in today, dead.

What?

Hm, I'm as shocked as you are.

(In Pidgin) I arranged

the space in the morgue

Are you kidding?

- (In Pidgin) Look I have leaked the news

- Why?

Who sent you?

(Stutters) Why...

Why will you do that?

- Where are the boys

- They are with Big-Berry.

Ma, the Waiter the Barman and the Busty

lady said they want to speak with you.

Alright get the friends

first then you bring them.

Okay ma...

(In Pidgin)Do you think

your friend k*lled her?

- Eh?

- Do you think your friend k*lled her?

(In Pidgin) It's not possible...

(Chuckles)Officer it's not possible...

Big-Berry can get any girl her wants.

Any girl.

(Scoffs)

(In Pidgin) k*ll because of a girl?

A girl?

(Scoffs, sucks teeth)

- But they quarreled one time at the party.

- (In Pidgin) About what?

Something he asked

her to do that she refused.

- What?

- (Scoffs)

I want to whisper into your ear...

(In Pidgin) Did she say she can't hear you?

You want to bite her ear.

If you bite my Boss' ear, Ill

take this thing and scatter...

(Ominous tone)

(Zizi exhale audibly)

- I just wanted Ella to leak my ass...

- (Zizi and Yema gasps)

(Ominous tone)

- Blood of Habakkuk!

- This is no concern of Habakkuk.

There's nothing wrong with Big-Berry

trying to try something new with my girl

That's all I'm trying to do...

A relationship that is six day old?

Just six days relationship.

I'm going to experiment, there's nothing wrong

with me trying to experiment new things.

sh*t.

(In Pidgin) Are you

going to do that for me?

You people can not do that for me?

Oh my God...

(Sobbing) Ella is really dead.

. I told her. I told her,

but she wouldn't listen!

You told her what?

I told her that this long

throat of hers will take...

But I didn't think it was

going to lead to death.

I wish I had visited when she wanted to

introduce me to that em, Halau, halal...

- Halil?

- Halil, yes.

So they invited you for...

Ella kept gushing about how

I and Halil were a perfect fit...

- But I wasn't interested.

- (In Pidgin) Why were you not interested?

- (In Pidgin) Why were you not interest...

- I don't understand.

(In Pidgin) Sorry ma but wait...

Why were you not interested?

She's our friend.

Are you both not in the

same line of business?

You are both sex workers so if she has

a job for you, you should be interested...

- Yema...

- I beg your pardon

Ma'am I'd have to apologise

of my colleague, Yema!

Sorry ma, sorry...

(Melancholic tone)

Look, I saw Sir Halil the handsome one

and Ella last night.

They were talking...

At the bar, I served them drinks...

They left together...

She was wearing this dress...

- Hey?

- Hey...

- So, this is her Instagram page

- Um-hmm...

I get all my clothes from her,

just tell her you are from me...

and she will attend to you nicely...

- Alright thank you

- You are welcome...

- Apparently that was Halils room.

- So why didn't you say something?

I don't know. I didn't remember.

(Kisses lips) But now that I do, Im upset.

What are you upset about?

I spent all my money trying to go

on this vacation with my husband

And she had to die and just

spoil everything!

That bitch!

Well I'm very sure the dead girl is

sorry for inconveniencing you the living.

Apology accepted.

Argh, it's really hot here.

My friend was angry that she was shaking

a buttocks and twerking for the guy...

(Party music)

Ella, Ella...

- Uh...

- What is the meaning of this rubbish...

You saw me on the seat

and you are doing this in front of me...

(In Yoruba) Is this girl mad?

Ahn-ahn,

Ella is something wrong with you?

- Eh!

- Don't touch me, you don't own me!

Did you just slap me?

Ella!

(In Yoruba) Has this girl gone mad?

Ella?

Ahn-ahn?(In Yoruba) What is the meaning...

Halil is a good person to be honest,

but my friend was just irritated...

(In Pidgin) If I was the one

that won that type of contract...

Id want a lady for the night too...

One thing surprised me...

That Carol babe...

(Ominous tone)

Eh, he rejected me and so, even though...

(In Pidgin) He said all

ladies are not the same...

That, he only does babes on recommendation.

As correct guys, we tried to...

- (In Pidgin) She is busy

- (In Pidgin) What about Tricia...

Tricia has gone to Dubai

with one of her rich clients...

I'm still waiting for Oluchi and Sandra

to respond, I've been chatting them up.

- She's calling back..

- Is she calling you?

Baby, how are you?

I'm fine.

Did you see the message I sent you?

Good. Okay, no problem, I'll talk to you.

- You see?

- I told you we don't play around.

She said I should give you

her number so you can call her...

But, you dont know how much she...?

- How much? I don't negotiate..

- You will have to do it yourself...

She might give you a huge amount.

Take... (Chuckling)

- (Lummy) You will know how to... Sharp.

- (Halil) Right?

- Just tell her you are from Scodi

- Scodi the Lion! (Chuckles)

(Scodi) But she didn't show up.

Hold on...

That means... She has his number!

(Snaps fingers) Call her now.

(Stammers)

My phone is with you, not with me.

- Which one is your phone?

- The blue one.

- Yema, blue..

- Blue?

(Phone thuds)

- Alright

- (Knocking)

Do you mind?

Someone is at the door...

- Who? Who is that?

- It's the Manager.

(Door creaks)

Thank you.

- Yes can I help you?

- Officer, sorry Detective...

Em, the Hotel has been

offline for two days now...

(In Igbo) Please, I don't want my

boss to suspect anything.

I am sure he has tried to

call me, if he hasnt already...

- (In Igbo) Okay, please?

- Alright thats fine.

(Heaves) Thank you eh...(In Igbo) Thank you

(Door creaks)

Leave the way...

Ehen? Bad person.

Bad person, this life.(In

Pidgin) Life is not fair.

Ehen, (In Pidgin) Just a little

mistake and he already fired me.

Your friend today can be

your enemy tomorrow...

(In Pidgin) Now that they need someone

to put up a show on social media...

Guess who they turned to, the same Carol.

If I wanted to be mean...

Anyway I'll just do it for the Hotel...

So that I don't appear to be mean...

Ehen, Ill just make a video post

saying the hotel is still working...

We are available, nobody d*ed here...

No that's too much.

That's German accent, I used it last week.

I'll use my American accent...

Welcome to Hotel...

Labamba eh!

- That's Mr Halil...

- Ehn?

Hai!

He's here.

- Hm, (Suck teeth) thank you

- (Scoffs)

(In French) But it doesn't make sense.

I've been offshore for

the past three month.

I just came back on Tuesday.

My company can confirm this.

Ring a bell?

(In French) I've seen him somewhere...

but I cant place my finger on it.

For your sake, please try.

(Tense tone)

I think I'll need to access my

friends Facebook page, for a picture.

(Tense tone)

(In French) There it is!

It was my birthday.

Ariel brought this guy to my house.

Call this Ariel person...

Hold on, what are you going to tell him?

Ariel my friend.(In French) What is your...

Ariel my brother...

Yes I'm on shore.

Remember your friend

you brought to my house?

Yeah, during my birthday party?

Yeah James, James.

You said he was into

import and export business...

I think I have a business

proposal he will be interested in...

Can I have his number?

Okay, thank you,

(In French) My friend...

We have to meet up okay?

He says, the number is in his other phone.

Hes just a few minutes

away from his house.

So let me get this straight...

So, your Sim-card goes

missing and you never noticed.

I have a Sim for every network.

You know network in this

country is so unpredictable...

I keep the Sim-cards on my dresser.

The guys spent...

They spent the night in my place.

And he took one and you

never noticed, not one time?

I don't even use this number anymore..

So I couldn't have

noticed when it got missing.

(Phone dings)

Oh, he just sent it.

(Pen clatters on notebook)

(Clears throat)

(Tense tone)

Barnabas?

Yeah, I just sent you an info.

Is there a way you help me

access BVN to get an address?

Good, I'll be waiting pleas

Hey!

- (Anwara) Mr Halil please take a seat.

- (Cook) Eh?

(Manager in Igbo) Halil what?

(Honorable in igbo) Is this the Halil?

(Pearl) Sorry what? (Daniel) Halil?

(waiter) What's happening?

(Carol) Ahn-ahn? (Pearl) my god!

- (In French) Good evening everyone...

- (In igbo) He's speaking french

(Lummy) Bonsoir?

(Police siren blares)

Freeze! (Police siren blares)

James, you are under arrest.

Now listen to me and

listen very carefully...

I'll say this one time and one time only.

I am very tired, I've had a very long day.

Matter of fact, I've had a very

long unwanted experience...

trying to close this case.

You are not going to stress me.

I have zero tolerance

for you and your bullshit.

And you don't want

none of this heat built up inside of me...

So when I speak and ask you a

question, you answer immediately.

Do we understand each other?

- Won't you say yes?!

- Yes!

- Who is your mate? You say "yes ma"!

- Yes ma.

Good.

You have seen the video, do you

still want to talk to your lawyer?

- Look I can explain...

- We are listening, explain.

- I'm only talking to her

- Hey, do you want to k*ll her too?

- I didnt k*ll anybody!

- (In Pidgin) Really...

The way you said it,

I really can see you can't hurt a fly.

- Boss...

- Yes Yema.

- Allow me take care of him.

- Knock yourself out.

- What, no wait please wait!

- No!

Wait please, I'll talk.

Coming...

(Door creaks)

- Hey?

- Hey.

Do you have pain K*llers?

Let me check.

(closes door)

Err, so on a scale of zero

to ten, how bad is the plan?

- Six?

- A Six. Maybe you need sleep then.

I tried.

Do you anything about head massages?

Hmm...

I dont think your boyfriend

would be happy that you are in my room.

Besides, how did you get the room number?

Its a small hotel.

I saw you walk in.

(scoffs)

- And for my boyfriend...

- Umm?

(Kisses lips) I don't think

he'd have any problem

with you taking care

of his sick girl friend.

- Really?

- He likes you.

You've not said a word to

me all evening and now you are here.

- Do you want me to leave?

- Oh no.

I mean what kind of gentleman would I be if

I let a gorgeous woman like yourself leave?

- May I join you?

- Sure...

- So Halil?

- Um hm?

- What do you do?

- Lot's of things really.

Sometimes Gas, sometimes Oil,

sometimes Real Estate.

- Interesting.

- Hmm.

- I heard you talk about a meeting?

- Oh yeah, I'm expecting something...

I'm expecting something "hooge"

- I like something "hooge" yes I do.

- Look at you, you like "hooge"

And how "hooge" do you like it?

- So you slept with her?

- No.

Look, Im no saint but I didn't.

She left few minutes

after that and that was it.

Wrong answer.

People testified to seeing

both of you leave your party together...

I dont recall.

I mean other people were there.

Help him recall Yema.

No wait, There were other people there.

Please...

- I need you to recall

- Wait please.

I'll talk.

Please.

- Rise!

- Yeah.

(Background party music)

So, what has a guy got

to do to cheer you up?

I saw the squabble...

- Will that cheer you up?

- It is expensive.

Nothing is too expensive

for a beautiful woman like you.

- Your account or the vendors?

- Mine.

(Sighs)

2-0-8-7-2-0-4-4-6

I checked her phone and I didn't

see any transactions whatsoever.

No text messages, nothing.

Well..

You sent me 1.5 million?

I just hope your boyfriend wont

mind that you know, another man sent that?

- This was unexpected.

- Umhm...

(Phone keypads clicking)

Deleted.

Smart.

So, what will a woman do to show her

appreciation to a gentleman like you?

(Kisses lips)

Well,

We could spend the evening together...

I mean, better than we did last time.

That is if your boyfriend wont mind?

- That one?

- Um-hmm...

He's f*cking up.

Who knows, if you play your cards right...

You might just replace him.

My room?

- Mine.

- Hmm.

(Whimsical tone)

Get this off.

- Do you have condoms?

- f*ck you don't have condoms?

I don't have condoms, can I get?

(Both moaning)

- I have to get the condoms

- Well yeah be fast please.

Can't wait!(heaves)

(Whimsical tone)

Oh my phone...

- Thank you

- (indistinct response)

This message was from the other night...

Who is this Baba-Owo and what

material were you telling him was ready?

- Boss?

- Yes Yema?

- You like brain meat pepper-soup?

- Delicious.

Just please wait. I'm talking, I'm talking!

I'm going to...

Next time you waste our time

and I stand up, Ill break your head!

(stutters) The material

was the bed-sheet!

Was the bed-sheet

I have the condoms!(door shuts)

- What are you doing?

- Wait it's not...

(In Hausa) It is... is one of those...

(In Pidgin) You want to use me for rituals?

- Calm down!

- (shouting) He's a Ritualist!

(Ella choking)

- Stop, If you calm down, I'll explain...

- (stifled scream)

Just calm down.

Are you calm now, eh?

Are you calm?

(Panting) See, this thing eh, is just one

of those em...

What do you call them, Ella?

Ella, Ella?

No stop, this thing,(In

Hausa) it is just...

Ella?

(Ominous tone)

Mr Halil. Argh James...

Judging from your statement of account

youre not broke.

- Why money ritual?

- Eh Boss...

He's not doing any real

business, that's just cover up.

His real job is money ritual.

Is that not so?

- Is that not so?

- Answer her!

- I want to talk to my lawyer

- (Chuckles)

- Would you look at that. Yema?

- Boss?

Let's read him his Miranda rights shall we?

(Ominous tone)

Don't worry, everything he going to be

sorted. We are going to get out of here.

We've been asked the same questions

and we've maintained that we don't know.

(Clears throat)

Hello everyone.

I want to say .thank you for

your cooperation, well most of you.

Some of you... (Deep sigh)

It is 3:45 PM and you are free to go.

(Indistinct muttering)

(thuds)

(Seats scraps floor)

Please know what you are doing, don't

take a phone that does not belong to you.

Take your phone..

- Scodi, let's get going...

- (Carol sings in Benin) Thank you God

You saved my job and my family.

Thank you very much, eh.

If you ever need a free hotel room anytime,

just give me a call.

(Scoffs) I only did my job,

there'll be no need for that.

Eh, Boss I can use your own.

I'll take your one year, take my one year.

Making two years.

I can use it...

- Goodbye Mr Manager

- Thank you very much. Thank you eh.

- (In Pidgin) I'll come next week

- It's okay

- Ill come.

- That's alright.

Proud of you Ozioma, really proud of you.

Thank you very much sir...

Em sir with your permission, Id

like for us to work on another case...

with Yema.

Oh, okay...

(Papers rustling)

(Sighs)

(phone keypad clicking)
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