01x10 - Don Iguana

[bunniefuu]

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oh what's that cosmic sound dude oh why

is my spine now treated like a pleasure

guess my sound check was a teensy bit

over-the-top I thought it was perfect

beyond perfect super perfect super

perfecto perfect enough why may I ask

are you doing this little sound check

for my upcoming concert of course haha

and why in the name of pancakes would

you be having a concert she becomes

super famous and well-known and oh yeah

they get richer really rich did you say

rich I think we actually said it twice

hello why don't you come to my office so

I can help you with your goals Oh a

business meetin this could be a moment

they could maybe sort of change my life

you don't girl do your thing to your

girl back

future hmm must you always do that pal

Dyneema take a memo I won't Maithili

Nana Legos plans to get rich take full

advantage of the situation and hopefully

make a hundred Mamoulian yes and sign it

yours truly me

hello its Alegre future famous

super-rich girly-girl star Oh

Allegra's visiting Tyrell kitty can't

think of an austere cumber try goat

cheese and Brussels sprouts sometime

much worse pickled yams and asparagus

now there's a lousy combo I'm not

talking about food oh dude chill you can

join the conversation when you're ready

oh I know

boiled onions and stewed prunes God

combo oh yeah very nasty now about

becoming rich how do you hope to achieve

your goal hmm well first I do a concert

for dough passing in the spotlight ray

and a million's fall in love with me I

become famous near in

my CD sells out so become rich

love the dough part Allegra IDUs had a

crazy idea what Hanukkah should be your

manager slash promoter slash a John

because you need someone to be your

manager slash promoter slash ages

exactly

I'll have your name and lights your face

on magazine covers and your name on the

lips of every Animalia

you mean like Allegra lip gloss I love

it then all you have to do is something

what's this oh just a standard lifelong

contract saying that I get 98 percent of

your gross earnings and you get famous

famous it's finally gonna happen thank

you thank you

please no wrinkling the material oh and

by the way her knees will not be gross

they'll be pretty super pretty of course

lovely now run along I have a lot of

work to do what should I do

will you just rest that pretty face of

yours and I'll take care of everything

future no I said stop that relax this is

going to be a promotional campaign the

likes of which Animalia has never seen I

am how you say Allah Twitter girls my

unrealistic goals are fame fortune and

adoration are about to come true

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well in their right mind why here

Allegra Singh anything I'll take full

ticket Alex what are you doing a minute

for the laughs she's gonna exactly

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what's wrong Big Al all this noise is

giving me a splitting headache

ah sweet silence listen to her Lera

don't you make me beg yeah that's a leg

mother day what can I say she's gonna be

a smash she'll make quite a splash and

I'm not talking trash to you today to

see my protege so hand of York

is everybody alright well somebody say

something I would personally like to

comment on the unexpected singing

talents of Tyra them

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this doesn't look good sound too good

either

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ah

well that was informative I paid good

money to hear that in concert I got to

get a refund what's that mean it means

the concerts on kiss your mammalians

goodbye turn Yocum me this isn't my

fault Alex I think we're the only ones

who can talk you know what that means

yeah we need to get you a muzzle Oh

chuckle no it means we need to find a

course for that just blast it off

we should chill them out first please

remain calm you ever way with animals

you want to give it a sh*t egg go for it

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a little help

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good call

the way I remember it

that calls for busted loose right after

Livingston yelled silence in the future

you probably don't want to do that again

so that one course Bohr is the reason

you guys can't talk anymore

how can that be let's find out long ago

animail Ian's just like other animals

were unable to speak they could make

sounds grunts snorts chirps hisses and

roars but no one could understand what

anyone else was trying to say

then came the arrival of the very first

course for it was small but powerful and

its glow brought all the animals

together

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Oh

they were fascinated by it and wanted to

share their excitement with each other

but they didn't have the words one day a

tiger decided he wanted this course for

all to himself

but he was in for quite a shock

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the other anime Lian's laughed as if

they were saying now that's funny

and suddenly they understood each other

for the very first time so language

started in an Emilia with a laugh and at

the core of the very first course ball

you'll find laughter and that's the

course board that blasted off mm-hmm

then maybe we should look for it in the

humor section Oh

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anybody have a better idea if he does

but he can't talk sure he can he can act

it out like charades oberek please for

me ah okay IgG how many words six words

right what's the first word little word

I okay first words I second word sounds

like me

I need cream okay I need third word whoa

whoa - I need to run jump uh technically

I don't think you're allowed to hiss

insurance

gorilla I need to do gorilla I need to I

need a gorilla I need to I mean to go go

I need to go go

okay fifth word - I need to go - I need

to go - what I need to go to something

green I need to go to Greenland oh

forget it

this is impossible and quit join the

ficus Iggy you'll run your lunch what

lunch that's it

I need to go to lunch that's what you're

trying to say what does that have to do

with finding the clothes for absolutely

nothing that was a complete waste of

time

wait there's more

and that first course ball with laughter

at its core was carried by the wind

throughout the land from the top of

Lookout Mountain to the bottom of Echo

Canyon that's a lot of territory to

search we'd better get moving

oh no no Livingston can't even make a

sound

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face it it's hopeless we've looked

everywhere never find that course poor

it's over over did you say over I don't

think so nothing's over till we decide

it is was it over for Christopher

Columbus when he sailed the ocean blue

in 1842 1492 whatever was it no way how

about those Norse Vikings explorers did

they quit after they discover New

Zealand the Vikings didn't discover New

Zealand and do you know why because they

quit they got to Nova Scotia and gave up

like little babies yeah well not me I'm

no quitter it's not over for me I'm

gonna keep on searching Shh it's

believed that the very first course ball

made its home in the center of Animalia

where the sound of laughter will again

be heard echoing through the holes of

silence what's that supposed to mean

Shh yes we quiet down this is a library

oh right sorry

I the library

you're supposed to be quiet in the

library in theory

so maybe the course bores in here hang

in there big G let's find fast

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check every book and cranny wherever it

could be hiding

it's not hiding it's growing like every

seed from the call it lands then it

grows but there's nothing blowing in you

what you're still hungry give it a rest

will you egg and please stop eating a

ficus wait a sec there is something

growing in here

we found it baby you're a genius

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well this is just weird but I simply

love your accent hey does anybody have a

banana this is either very cool or very

disgusting big time do these lips make

me look fat

there goes what's left of my dignity

hey I can talk again but I sound funny

ah who cares

ho Zed meltus is a mullah - the show

must go on but if no one can talk how

will Alegre sing and what's with these

jumbo lips I don't know but then they

come in handy try these on for size

No

I sound like you oh you've never sounded

better in your life I'm not going out

there and risk my reputation with this

awful voice reputation the only reason

we're sold out is cuz we gave the

tickets away in fact the only phone

bought tickets with me and I want those

lips we're taking them back where they

belong to the core

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Livingston say something thank you from

my lips to your ears thank you

bollocks dude very cool

banana nice work Iggy Zoe I'm sure you

recall as I do that for a brief moment

our lips stay with one do you know what

this means

yes I do it means I'm going to brush

floss and gargle tonight I like a girl

with good dental hygiene anime Lien's

are rejoicing tonight

now that our voices have returned and

now we go live to Town Square where a

Legros concert is just getting underway

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I'm so sorry to your fans but do you

attend to my separate earlier in the day

I have lost my voice and will be unable

to perform tonight

we'll take it from here

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stop working

then we can sing this song

rollerball

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Oh

here's a

well

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you

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