01x12 - Being Peter Applebottom

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Animalia". Aired: November 11, 2007 – November 7, 2008.*
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Series tells the story of two human children, Alex and his friend Zoe, who stumble into the magical library which transports them to the animal-inhabited world of Animalia.
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01x12 - Being Peter Applebottom

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sounds like you're in a good mood the

hardest time brings out the playful side

of gibble oh yeah carefree zany side

pony sigh Wow

we have a saying in Animalia we saw why

you work let's find it funny find the

fun and a hard day's work soon be done

oh oh hi find the funny for the boo boo

means playing practical jokes I do not

fall for his monkeyshines but because

you are naive in easily bamboozled he

will try to trick you hey quick you

gotta see this what is it the

strangest-looking nut I've ever seen but

this looks just I got you thought you

didn't fall for his jokes that is the

first time ever never again that's twice

that was both unfunny and not funny for

ieg did wanna fear nothing including

spiders get him a break what now pig Oh

see you later my friend if you cannot be

serious and control your buffoonery

please go away

sort of like this I wish I had not said

that

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whoa you came back we'll talk it over

later egg and come

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hold the grapevine where's the boo-boo

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hello and and kaboom oh you okay

good gracious what happened after

rescuing us it seems you're conked on

the casaba with a pogo nut and passed

out what are you babbling about

you saved us go boo boo even after I

said for you to go away I didn't mean it

I will not lower myself in order to

comprehend what you're trying to

articulate and don't call me cat boo boo

that's a ridiculous name

I'm Peter apple bottom Peter what on the

bottom for Tim now that is funny this is

another one of your practical jokes no

no I never joke humor is beneath me

comedy is low suffer more in crass I

don't practice it and only a fool would

fall for a practical joke or for that

matter play one but what about find the

funny find the fun a hard day's work

will soon be done who's it that you did

poppycock

now I get it this is payback for my

insensitive words yes you know I did not

mean M goo boo boo why do you call me

that Ludacris name I am Peter bull

bottom if this is so then where is the

double boom he's not back here

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hmmm what's wrong with him it's like he

has amnesia that's when people get in on

the head and different get who they are

oh you need Bongo be near well that

happens in Animalia too but only when

you get beaned in the beam by a big

Bongo Barry beam then you not only

forget who you are and you become

someone else which is what happened to

the boo-boo

may I help you what have you done with

my friend go away

are you the leader of this hapless band

of nincompoops yes I mean no I mean I

mean I'm I'm Livingston you don't know

me how could I we've never been properly

introduced you don't know anyone here no

it's not necessary

the toady's who languish in the shadow

of my greatness shall remain nameless

it is important later my name not that I

know theirs

I will call him you and you and you and

bring you the names meanie

oh the grapevine kebab ooh isn't a

coward

you're not Gabor boo I already told you

that I am Peter apple bottom and it

appears I've arrived just in time to

save this place you know how to fix the

call of course I do your cause

equilibrium is out of balance due to a

process of degeneration leading to

regeneration yes how did you know I'm in

genius I know everything with my

brilliance I can repair the courser

completely it will never break down

again ever

you jerk right I never joke pizza apple

bottom has a line to save Animalia you

may kiss my feet this day has taken a

very ugly turn

well if you can do an apple bottom get

to it fix the core let's get one thing

clear I do not do physical labor it

could turn my hands however I will write

about how to fix the core and you and

your toadies can do the labor

I'll entitle my book how to repair the

core and save Animalia for nitwits but

first we need to find the core support

of stability that blasted off that's

what's causing the earthquakes big you

the names we need to locate the missing

caused ball I've calculated its

trajectory taking into account velocity

the angle of Lords wind speed and

gravitational pull

now according to my seismic research

Animalia has three major fault lines

located here here and here that one runs

right through the bongo nut groans no

the probable point of impact of the

caused balkan joins with this fold line

so we should search hello let's go find

that closed ball wait for me Therese I

want to be there when the course poor is

located otherwise you might say you

found it elsewhere why would we do that

to get the credit for yourselves when I

did all the work we don't want the

credit you can have it all we want is a

bubble back

uh-oh he's been bungabine yet again

maybe when he wakes up he'll be his old

self

gabab oh is that you no but I gotta go

Google on my canoodle anybody want to

kiss my booboo and make it all good

better Oh No who is he now schecky

gorilla comedian I'm a top banana a

total nut get ready to land puppies

cuz it's show time so do you know what's

large and gray and goes around and

around an elephant stuck in a revolving

door we need to search for that course

warrants a van Amelia and he's telling

jokes can you tell me this why do

elephants have wrinkles cuz they're so

hard - lion I love this crowd hey hey

why did the elephant cross the road it

was the chickens day off I'm starting to

miss Peter apple bottom is that wild huh

let me tell you what's an elephant's

favorite game squash that's enough for

me

only Amy a bongo nut

you don't I think he's a riot what did

the tiger say when he got squashed by

the elephant meow hey why did the tiger

cross the road he was stuck to the

bottom of the elephant's shoe now we

will turn it back into Kabu bow maybe

yes the name is Apple bottom maybe no

come Saudis we have a call sporter fine

SBU my tiny turdy

I cannot eat old I am an iguana

whatever you are I have an important job

for you

really you will not regret this I excel

at jobs of importance

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rush you strange green thing mush I am

feeling tricked unhappy and not good for

at the same time who exactly is this

Peter apple bottom according to the

grapevine he's one of the great thinkers

and inventors of early Animalia let me

check we have it there was a book

written about him it's in the biography

section great I'm on it at this rate

finding that cause ball takes forever

you're right let's ditch him

we can't he's writing the book on how to

fix the car it could mean everything to

Animalia but the guy's a total drag

you're telling me he's impossible how

are we going to survive this trip

perhaps the woods gababa would do find

the funny find the fun and a hard day's

work was so begun no whistling I can't

write my book when I can't even hear

myself

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so you think that's funny

yes work now big goofy later I said the

same exact words to Google I swear I

will never say them again

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biography listed my subject on FARC the

Antelope who eloped at the bottom apple

bottom out the life and dangerous times

of Peter apple bottom dangerous times

which way now mister sit on your apple

bottom don't speak just keep going

straight ahead up there you gotta be

kidding I never kid do you want to find

the core sport or not then get moving I

have some Livingstone look at what I

found

it's a joke book it's really not the

time for jokes meaning this is serious I

know but look who wrote it my favorite

one lives by shaggy gorilla

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why are you stopping mas we haven't

reached the course ball yet

I'm mushed out I must rest for the night

or my feet would keep me awake with much

couching well I suppose my brilliant

brain could use a short respite are you

hungry

Jose let's eat oh what a shame all gone

you should have packed more food you

didn't leave us any why my health and

happiness is much more valuable than

yours you don't have the brains to

repair the core I do mind if we take a

few banana leaves yes I do mind

I need them it's chilly I can't write of

my delicate digits are exposed to the

elements frostbite occurs when the

body's temperature the banana leaves and

spare me the lecture

ah I've camped here before onto the same

starters into the same moon with go boo

boo did he share his banana leaves the

boo boo always shares

I mean Peter alpha bottom must be awful

imagine being that smart and not knowing

how to loosen up or how to laugh or how

to be a friend

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schecky is one funny gorilla there's

nothing funny about Apple bottom but

he's brilliant right and dangerous his

day was considered sort of a mad

scientist but says here he planned a

steel core to build a core of his own

and take over Animalia he was a selfish

ruthless genius who let no one stand in

the way of his goals oh no the kids

piggy they might be in trouble with a

woman fast

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the biggest one yet Cervantes it is too

dark to see

I don't think this will hold for long

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[Applause]

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we don't have to say that it's but that

sounds like work I don't do work I might

get dirty

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thanks guys

anytime now what no I'm going to faint I

need a thought okay transfusion uh

transplant it's a splinter cuz you've

got about two seconds to get your finger

out of my face

they're heading toward coconut grove

hurry as soon as we find them we'll pull

them out of there don't say that C is

the grapevine working yet no that last

Creek must have crashed the whole system

keep trying we need to get a message to

Zoe on a PDA this is it that's where

you'll find the gospel of stability a

dark spooky cave haha

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hey I got a text message from Livingston

Oh bad reception

I lost a signal all right we found it

right where apple bottom said it will be

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at least we've got air Tabriz good news

I finished my masterpiece now hand over

the course ball bad news Alex and Zoey

are trapped in the cave we need your

help

I don't do manual labor it's a matter of

life and death it's my life that matters

and come back here Bobo is it you who

else would I be

what's organizer quick edits and Zoey

are trapped in the cave

wanna go home I'm cool with the odds so

long

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under a rock to move it

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so come up for your little boys you're

saved

where's Capone

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the name is app important give me the

call sport don't worry it's safe I

didn't ask you if it was safe I said

give it to me now Alex no the message

from Livingston it says stay away from

at Apple bottom he's nothing but trouble

there is in those - let's not make this

unpleasant the calls for if you please

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thank you goo boo boo everybody Oh get

me we've come to take you all

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well at least our bottom got the

location right and it was being with the

brainy yet not nice apple bottom that

reminded us how much we love our

courageous go boo boo I love you too

eggy you don't remember well I remember

you slipped on a banana peel forty

stealthy Daniel what Bongo beans in the

cane Pete's a table bottom that guys are

freak

how do you know about him do people read

his biography

I checked the library records well I

returned it last week along with Shecky

gorillas joke book good now that guy's a

riot when you get into a book a baby you

really go deep I guess so

apple bottom was a smart dude but

intense and kooky you wanted to take or

they never had any fun all work no play

then that's what I learned from him you

can't take everything so seriously but I

promise not to joke around so much no

joke away find it funny and find the fun

you wouldn't be you without that TV

Peter of a bottom well here's his book

how to repair the core and save Animalia

for nitwits by Peter apple bottom you're

into nature girl do you know how to read

that no won't me neither

maybe we should bring back that apple

bottom due to translator know we'll fix

the core on our own I was just joking

anyway gotcha

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