02x05 - Nothing But the Truth

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Animalia". Aired: November 11, 2007 – November 7, 2008.*
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Series tells the story of two human children, Alex and his friend Zoe, who stumble into the magical library which transports them to the animal-inhabited world of Animalia.
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02x05 - Nothing But the Truth

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no again morning Rene this is your third

all-nighter in a row

Livingston you'll get sick if you don't

get some sleep

oh no for the fever broke finally I

think the cores on the mend good so let

me take over now you will get some

shut-eye

thanks Livingston

I have a bone to pick with you I'm not

in the mood to ramicus well get in the

mood

those stink bugs if yours are putting me

out of business how's that how can I

provide service to my fellow and a

millions if everyone runs to those

insects for free advice well you should

lower your range now are you saying I

overcharged I'm saying I'm tired

Veronica's very tired I need some rest

let's talk about this another time

whoo I'm finished talking about it now

good even better good night but

something must be done and it's not

night it's morning

whatever he whatever me nobody

whatever's me he's gonna regret that

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it's the Animalia report with anchor

rodent melted mouse and now my place

soon today rumors spread that

livingstone line is quitting as leader

of Animalia the source of those rumors

tyrannical Tiger Livingstone told me

himself he said he needed a rest

he wants to what's the word yes retire

but Livingstone denies the rumour I

never said that

I told to run ACCA's I was tired not

that I want to retile I love my job

no it makes me smile and that's what's

ironic is he's doing what he does best

lie he lied we're moving

my point is Livingstone deserves a rest

let him retire in peace and let new

blood lead Animalia like me for example

is a Livingstone going to quit or is

tyrannical telling a whopper I saw this

reporter does pellicle so Animalia

decide watching flutter vision with the

crew some story about whether

Livingstone or Tirana cos is lying gee

guess who I wish kaboom Oh would clean

his first starting to smell like cooked

cauliflower poor Livingstone never a

moment to Sun himself and scamper over

the rocks changing colors as he goes

it's Lions changed colors that would be

creepy are you saying you believe to

Roenick you say maybe perhaps possibly

Livingston has said before he is weary

of the heavy leadership hat if

Livingston says that Tigers lying

I believe Livingston everything says in

a loud voice if I rheticus may be right

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you calling Livingston a liar how do you

know what crisp words were exchanged

perhaps for once the Tigers told the

truth they're gonna be at this for days

no it's just a little disagreement it'll

cause I miss something Livingston we're

gonna give you the best going-away party

promise we're sure gonna miss you

Susie is it really I'm not retiring

tyrannic is was telling a lie that's

what I told Z but she just laughed and

said something weird hmm I do that

sometimes

still we hate to see it go but I'm not

going anywhere we heard you were tired

so we bought you a new pillow for your

giant head no I've already no see I told

you I'm not leaving why isn't my word

good enough for you

the problem is on the news you look

tired on the same date iranica said you

wanted to retire I guess that made his

lie seem easier to believe

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you see how lying can mess up

communication and if a lie takes hold

around here there's a good chance that

cause truth spore will blow so exactly

when are you retiring I told you that's

a lie

trouble now why there's nothing wrong

everything's perfect but of course for

just left the building and that's a good

thing we have to stay huh something

wonderful has happened not a single book

is missing

really what are you talking about it

looks like half the library has vanished

all the books are right here we're right

in front of you anyway it's not my job

to look after them it's yours that's

news to us

I'm having so much fun today me too and

by the way the core looks great

never better from what I can see all the

missing books are nonfiction sir the

only books left are works of fiction why

is that I'm not sure maybe Livingston

I'll know it seems so calm and peaceful

mmm the calls in tip-top shape just like

the rest of the library of course I

couldn't care less me neither

and may I say weenie without doubt you

are the laziest librarian I could

imagine hey chill out Livingston you've

never had anything but praise for Rainey

I'm sure he didn't mean it

oh yes I indeed he did and I mean it

when I say you are an Amelia's worst

leader ever finally something we can

agree on you can't possibly mean any of

this every word me too

now why don't you stink book stop trying

to help us what did we do to deserve

that

nothing let's get out of here

stay we don't come back

I thought they were our friends so did I

but why are they saying things that just

aren't true hmm not to mention downright

nasty ah young ones here you are not a

day goes by where I don't count the

moments until I see you huh are you

talking to us of course dear Zoe once

again I want to thank you both for your

keen insights you delicately fragrance

insects have done nothing but good for

me and Animalia ever since you arrived

he must have flipped don't make any

false moves perhaps tomorrow we can

lunch sure my treat of course of course

don't did anything bad happen to you

until then oh I love those kids oh I

feel soiled this is nuts

Livingston really treat us like dirt and

Tonica sacks like we're his long-lost

pals I like him better hostile and

sneaky it's like you can't trust what

anyone says that's it what's it we can't

trust what anyone says

the truths gone missing as in the truth

spawn you think why do you suppose only

nonfiction books are missing I don't

know

well what's the difference between

fiction and nonfiction non-fiction books

are supposed to be true fiction is made

up right now do you write the truth in

your drug mostly check your PDA oh my

journal entries are gone how'd you know

I didn't but the only books left a

fiction all things factual like your

journal entries have vanished

I hate now bikes Hall booting soda w*r

Harry and may I add you're a complete

genius

so are you horrible and handsome too

all anime lian's are speaking in nothing

but lies the weather today will be sunny

and warm with light breezes and not a

cloud in the sky we need to find that

truthful no lie

big we need your help we have to track

down the truth ball looking for course

poor is a waste of time I'd rather chew

on rocks you're lying aren't you

no way EB did you happen to see the

truth sport I passed I'm busy at the

moment as you can see but to answer your

question no are you lying to me how dare

you I never lie ever okay sorry egg one

last thing are you a lizard of course

not I am a tree toad sauce hmm

every animal in anime Lea's unable to

tell the truth if everyone lies we can't

trust anyone or anything at least you

and I are still telling the truth

right I think we are

let's check do you like the top I'm

wearing not at all

did you like my shirt I can't stand it

yeah we're still telling the truth

actually like it when you say my singing

sounds like hyena gargling with bogs

Lambs wife it ain't them lovely non

foglight creatures who I would never

want to jump Allegra by any chance have

you seen a cool sport today no I didn't

it was the size of a moose another lie

she said she didn't see a core sport so

maybe she did boom you're a beautiful

gazelle these pancakes taste awful

they're not pancakes they're pickled

pumpkin pudding pie or might amount of

mud might I'm the only anime lien who

really likes everyone

I believe you oh how it hurts me to see

them all fighting you look hurt might

there be anyone who needs me to settle

their arguments for which I will not

overcharge no Gawain self-knowing here

we don't need any help

good you're in the wrong place please

stand up I haven't lost my Zeppelin and

Z's not mad at me I don't see so you

have no need for me to smooth things out

with Zee and find your Zeppelin I knew

you wouldn't understand I charge a small

fee and stand behind all my results

sounds terrible

I would like to discourage you from

signing on the dotted line

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I don't see that core sport anywhere we

need help

clearly help we have her a couple of

lying animals I am a truth-telling tree

sloth and I'm a tiny tree frog the only

thing we know for sure is that all the

animals are lie which gives me an idea

let's find a leg row again and keep upda

handy and sad is not the nicest guy I

know and he doesn't care about me at

home hmm Vee says she loves you very

much

she is calm and serious and she isn't

the prettiest zebra I ever met huh

Sid says he loves you very much now

let's look for that missing Zeppelin

that I didn't steal this situation is

going to make me very very poor you are

not dreaming so you say you didn't see a

course for today that's right they are

way down south look let's sit here chit

chat with you

but my enemies are waiting for me I'm

writing down everything every anime lien

says as long as it's a lie it won't

vanish from my PDA right only the truth

will vanish if we're lucky the vanishing

truth will lead us to the cause for

Allegra said she saw a course for land

to the south

Peggy did you see a cold spot absolutely

not in which direction did it land to

the east I positive that leaves nor from

West let's try to narrow it down

I'm not going with you me neither

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so with expansive zet seem delighted

with your bill yes I charge so little

because I view my customers as dear

friends but not as dears my dearest

friend Livingston I do so hope he's

getting along with everyone ernõ your

personality is as bland as the food you

serve and your incompetent leadership

has led to the downfall of our kingdom I

hate to think anything might go wrong

for Livingston I'm sure you do

I've just had an awful idea that I won't

be talking to Melford about immediately

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there's no one here I'm glad you stopped

by

hmm

so roomy and stench free ah

Melford Animalia smartest the most

beloved reporter the work you've done

over the years has been outstanding hmm

Tirana cos I've always trusted you like

a brother my large friend I have a story

idea that is of no interest you

whatsoever

if you run with it I'm certain no one

will watch then by all means keep it to

yourself have you noticed how everyone

around Animalia is saying nothing but

the truth what you say does not interest

me perhaps we shouldn't ask Livingstone

about the situation he shouldn't oh oh I

just love the smell of sweetness Elias

on the summer's more I see that lying

starting to get freaky did either of you

see a course for today no it landed off

to the west but not to the north no not

to the north never to the north I saw

nothing floor to the north nothing so

just to be clear did a course for land

to the north look that sounded like the

biggest lie of all the course worked out

to the north the truth just vanished

like everything else that's true so

let's go north come on sounds like a lie

to me

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there goes our new best friend not looks

like you cloned Melford it to one of his

schemes I bet you're Anika's is trying

to cause more trouble

Livingston can take care of it what do

you mean we need to find the truthful

Livingston's counting on us to do that

we're heading north I'm not the least

bit flustered are concerned as always to

Rena cos it's a pleasure to see you at

this happy moment I know you wouldn't

show up unless it was to be helpful I

thought it might be a good time for you

to offer some inspiring words to your

fellow anime lian's I find all anime

Lian's annoying there isn't a single one

of them who doesn't bore me witless I

hope you're not broadcasting any of this

but it's not going on 5 this very second

Livingston tell me what are your best

qualities as a leader

I'm inflexible unreliable and I have no

compassion for anyone so what you're

saying is you think you should resign

and appoint me to take over absolutely

positively yes how awful

Livingston since you clearly want to

retire and want me to take over what

kind of leader do you think I'll be the

best I can't think of anyone more honest

fair and generous than you are true to

to true don't stop don't turn off the

camera all in a million's except for me

your friends Alex and Zoe and yet

they're to blame for many of n Amelia's

problems today

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I see it push you too

I see hundreds of course for Boise

salads quit lying guys it's getting on

my nerves we do not apologize profoundly

Trivers so the truth sport flow north

into the jungle where the dark clouds

are coming from true yep just like every

other fact I type in here that that

vanished so at least we're searching in

the right place man those clouds are

really moving in yeah with every lie

that gets told it seems like the sky

gets darker and darker

what's that saying something about

ignorance hides in the darkness yep

lying is pretty ignorant it's like

living in the dark

wait a second the opposite of darkness

is what light and that's that so if lies

and ignorance are all about being in the

dark then the truth must be all about

being in the light

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I think we just found ourselves the

truth Spore

so unlike me would you like to see the

stink bugs leave Animalia

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and the truth ball will set us free so

you insist that I should become the new

leader is that right Livingstone yes ah

I so want you to stop broadcasting this

no keep the cameras rolling

we found the true spot blasted out of

the core that's why everyone and

Animalia has been doing nothing but

lying all day I have been lying not at

all I'm crazy about you kids and

everything else in Animalia good then

you won't mind if we return the truths

poor to the core for the good of man

Amelia before you do that Livingstone

wants me to be declared the new leader

of the kingdom is Ned right

yes well the leader of Animalia needs to

be honest iranica

are you honest yes oh yes we'll need to

prove that by asking you some questions

is that okay absolutely good since

you're so truthful tell us are you a

tiger no I'm a hippopotamus you sure

you're a hippopotamus I'm positive in

your line of work

have you ever overcharged any of your

customers no never let me rephrase the

question right now would you like to

give back all the money that you've

overcharged your customers over the

years I'd love to

I will not begin giving it back right

now I'm so happy that you've given away

most of your wealth how do you feel

great and finally do you really want to

be the leader at Animalia

oh I don't tripped up by your own lies I

promise to show my gratitude to both of

you forever

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so the snowflake stands for truth just

like there are no two snowflakes that

are alike

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it's a miracle the books are back and

that's the truth

because the truth is that to gods so you

saved an Amelia from becoming a land of

knives and forgiveness I'm sorry for

over horrible things I said to everyone

and I'm sorry for all the nice things I

said to everyone

no need to apologize to Rhonda cos we

know you didn't mean them you were lying

I never lie some things never change

now that's the truth and nothing but the

truth

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