01x35 - The Autobot Run

[bunniefuu]

striving to save the world from the evil

decepticons the heroic autobots are led

by optimus prime

he's more than meets the eye he's a

robot in disguise

going ballistic to destroy the autobots

and conquer mankind

the evil decepticons are more than meets

the eye

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heroic autobots versus evil decepticons

with the pain of planet earth hanging in

the balance

transformers generation two

and now through the magic of the

cybernet space cube

the computer enhanced stories of the

transformers transformers

generation 2.

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[Applause]

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great race wasn't it chip yeah but hey

it'd really be terrific if the autobots

were in it like a

big race for charity if optimus prime

would go for it

let's find out

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ready to roll home guys sure bumblebee

one limobot coming up bumblebee

how would you feel about a little racing

okay

so long as it's under the speed limit

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in one moment master megatron

that transfixatron is finished

splendid splendid scrapper

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laserbeak report on your surveillance of

the small humans

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yeah but hey it'd really be terrific if

the autobots were in it

like a big race for charity if optimus

prime would go

for it enough sound wave i shall make

good use of that information

after i test the transfixotron

that transfixatron my afterburner

instead of wasting time on that you

should have been leading us against the

autobots

that idiotic contraption probably won't

even work

let's find out starscream

transform no megatron

you can't mean to what's a test without

a guinea pigatron

transform i say

as you command

now let us see if this idiotic

contraption

works

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i feel nothing your precious invention

is high-tech garbage

really then transform back to your root

mode star stream

and come back to me i

i can't transform

have you done to me i have transfixed

you in your present state

and you will stay that way until i free

you

release me megatron freeze i'll do

anything you command

perhaps i should leave you as a jet

plane

forever you can't leave me like this

i'm too valuable to you to the

decepticon cause

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i shall use the transfixatron against

our autobot

foes meanwhile constructicons begin

production of the second device

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and the ticket money goes to charity so

what do you say optimus prime

it is a worthy cause and we have been

rather

inactive lately go for it optimus i need

action or all rest out

i'm sure a large audience would enjoy my

performance

just a waste of time and energy if you

ask me who's asking your party pooper

on the other hand huffers somebody's got

to stay here and stand guard

tell you what hover wheel jack and i

will keep your company

all right then autobots transform

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roll for the show

and now to compete in the greatest

automobile race in history

ladies and gentlemen our celebrity

guests

the sensational autobots

hey where are their cars

some people are in for a surprise let's

give them a show they'll

never forget autobots

transform

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let's get this show on

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you can do it show time

move over you smell slowpokes

i don't like to show off but since it's

for charity

okay mirage you want to play fancy hang

on to your muffler

a little traveling music and away we go

wish i were going with them to fight

when this device is ready it'll wreck

those autobots

good long haul they all know what hit

them

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teleportation complete megatron and

directly over the raceway employ the

transfixotron before they see you

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what was that i don't know uh probably

just

energy evaporation from all the speed

maybe

i hope

it's true well skywarp they never knew

what

hit him excellent treachery is skywalk

now the autobots can no longer call

themselves

transformers

a trailbreaker did you feel a weird jolt

in your circuitry a minute ago

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interesting excuse i'd hide old buddy

but you're still

losing the race and there's my

intentions

then let's flip up some dust

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rides baby come on autobots

for those accelerators you're almost

done

ladies and gentlemen the winner of the

autobot run

is is uh uh

well i guess the real winners are us

folks

it's been a whale of a show

and now for the next event the autobots

will perform some

incredible car stunts

okay guys line up one next to the other

if you're gonna do what i think some

streaker you've got boom glitches in

your brain garage

i'll lay off mirage give mr ego a chance

what are they doing spike make an evil

knievel look like a kitty

car driver some streaker wait you won't

be able to get up enough momentum to

clear that distance

don't worry prime when they built me

they broke the mold

i always said you were moldy

oh not enough momentum i'm not gonna

make it

huh thanks for the magnetic field wind

charger

but be careful when you set me down i

just had a new wax job

i don't want to scuff my patina

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[Applause]

well guys what's next for anything

except

demolition derby oh if my scope's

picking up what i think it is

the show's over decepticons prepare for

att*ck

autobots transform optimus

something's anywhere i can't

transform me neither we're stuck

in vehicular mode i can't

change back to my normal handsome self

autobots have a slight identity problem

[Laughter]

thanks to my transfixatron you will

remain

trapped in vehicular mode forever

now if these earth

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[Applause]

that's better now we can accomplish the

purpose of our little visit

of our helpless souls

we can't transform but we're not

helpless autobots

rule for it

destroy him in his minions

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get in before the decepticons see us but

what about our friends

we can do more to help them back at

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headquarters

come on guys don't let a few flat tires

stop you

rip and roll

time to turn on the heat

incendiary blasts making me

overheat

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i'm getting a sunburn on the inside

finish the job sound wave and be sure

they are not able to contact autobot

headquarters

as you command megatron

their communicators will be made useless

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excellent now take them away

and to make things worse we can't make

radio contact with optimus and the

others

i knew the racing bit was bad news but

would anybody listen to me

oh no stifle it huffer or i'll put my

footio in your audio

it's not over yet we still have teletran

one

what's your plan chip i'm feeding

teletran one you're transforming process

data

maybe it can tell us what went wrong

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according to those figures the only

thing that could prevent transformation

is some kind of

transfixation ray what if megatron came

up with such a thing

well we could devise an ultra frequency

ray to counteract its effect

then let's get on it ratchet tools

ironic isn't it autobots that after

so many valiant battles you will meet

your

end in the crushing jaws of this device

so

lovingly fashioned by my constructor

cards

i'll get on with it megatron spare us

the windbag routine

as you wish but first a demonstration of

your fate

bring out the decepticon

long haul do the honors

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hey look it's one of hounds holograms

teletran one should be able to fix on

that location fast enough

yes teletran once pinpointed it exactly

alert energy transmission detected

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transmission terminated

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charming your remains will take up very

little room on the scrap heap

long haul scrapper i suggest that the

target if iron hide be your first

client finally we're gonna make little

autobots out of big ones

we must help ironhide

come on autobots we can't let prime do

it on himself

if he can crank up we can too

leave them to the tender mercies of my

constructicons

their pathetically brave stance is

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the useless are helpless in their

automotive forms

later guys it's been really great known

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yeah

done i can't believe how fast we put it

together

if we're right this grenade will release

energy rays that'll counteract

megatron's transfixation

yeah but if you're wrong then we might

possibly do even more harm than has

already been done

then we've got to test the grenade there

isn't time we already know where the

autobots were taken

but we're out numbered your backbone

infrastructure turning yellow

ron's right if it might save our friends

we've got to take the chance

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[Laughter]

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there's gotta be something we can do

maybe there

is cliff jumper

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what's that i'd call it a target

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now while roller has their attention

i knew you'd come through and not an

astro second too soon

do you think you've escaped the

inevitable

i hope we're in time i don't believe it

this can't be happening

but what are we waiting for to use that

anti-transfixation grenade

your determination is overdue earth

crawlers

will jack protect that grenade

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we'll see that

what is it a heat-seeking m*ssile

spike the grenade

got it but not for long

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time sound wave chip

things

now if i can just get close enough to

the autobots

if it doesn't work we've all bought the

farm

i'm transforming i see my true beauty

emerging

all of us can transform again

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a bit battered old friend but alive

you won't last long enough for repairs

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transform

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now phase two

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goodbye autobots devastator

is back

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you know what they say the bigger they

are the louder they crash

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surrender to your fate puny dog

we

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extinguish their laser cause foreign

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cliff jumper reply are you still

functioning there must be

some way to whip that tower of scrap

hey cliff jumper help me grab the

transfixatron

we'll give them a taste of their own

electro medicine

you got it buddy

for oblivion hey devastator

you'll get a real charge out of this

they make me feel strange

my theory is correct the transfixatron

on a canceled devastator's robot for

cannot maintain transformation

it's not possible they've beaten

devastator

and now we're gonna b*at you

we're megatron let me

guess we retreat

iron hide trail breaker i believe you

know what to do with pleasure prime

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now back to headquarters for rest

recovery and repairs repairs repairs

sometimes being an automotive genius

isn't all it's cracked up to be

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three

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transformers