01x42 - Masquerade

[bunniefuu]

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driving to save the world from the evil

decepticons

the heroic autobots are led by optimus

prime he's more than meets the eye he's

a robot in the sky

going ballistic to destroy the autobots

and conquer mankind

the evil decepticons are more than meets

the eye

heroic autobots versus evil decepticons

with the

planet earth hanging in the balance

transformers

generation two and

now through the magic of the cybernet

space cube the computer enhanced stories

of the transformers

transformers generation two

you understand your orders you five

pentagons will secure the three

components i need

you're a fool megatron you can't trust

those reckless spentacons with such an

important mission

quiet starscream their unique

transformation powers make him the

perfect choice

we're ready to roll megatron the motor

master drag strip wild rider dead end

and break down then raise the docking

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tower

here's where we split up drag strip and

dead end your assignment is the swipe

component number one

breakdown and wild rider you grab

component number two

and the last one's for me santa cons

let's transform

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as long as you're giving me a tune-up

ratchet

how about souping me up so i can give

those stunticons a rundown

you're just fine as is ironhide besides

those stuttecons are crazy

still picking up decepticon energy

emissions moving at high speed

and at ground level the stunticons

try to get a better fix on jack right

optimus prime

what's this cars without drivers

it must be the autobots

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we've come for your new laser lenses

where are they

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careful men we don't even want to

scratch that experimental generator

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don't worry soldier boys we'll just be

here

long enough to pick up a little souvenir

it's ours

let's leave it

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i've guarded some valuable exhibits but

nothing like this

the world's biggest most perfect ruby

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hey you hear something sounds like a

truck

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you can keep all this other junk but i

just want

one little trinket

teletran once done it optimus pinpointed

all five stuntercons

autobots transform

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the others at the rendezvous point

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no i stand corrected

that lunatic's headed right for us

a near miss deserves a couple of near

missiles

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time to add fire to the fuel

i'll probably hate myself in the

mornings but

this time i'm ready for you

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big deal so b*at

now me interesting

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guess it's all up to me now

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a flying car how true

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according to teletran 1 motor master

should be coming down this road right

about

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are you he's got no choice spike

motor master's gotta be stopped

i've been waiting for this a long time

prime

optimus

hey don't trash the place transformers

too

i can't see anything i'm not getting any

radio response

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hey something's moving

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all right he's okay

you did it you did it optimus you

stuffed that loud mouth once and for all

i hope so spike because i'd hate to go

through that again

blaster contact the others you bet no

sweat

poised reporting breakdown and wild

rider in custody

but i'm glad i don't have to fix them

warpath

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block all radio waves between the

stunnacons and other decepticons

on the cases

just one thing left to do here

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here they come i won't bother asking who

won

they're looking at us how mortifying

the word breakdown is mortifying

my settlement exactly i mean they are

big words

as long as they're behind those energon

bars the staticons can't emerge to

become menosaur

if only we knew why they stole those

components

all i got from their memory banks is

this

crater and a magnificent one of that

these components could be parts of some

new decepticons secret w*apon optimus

as to what kind of w*apon i shut it to

even guess

if we could just get to that crater

undetected and

sabotage that w*apon hey optimist check

out the tv news

that guy there works at the optics plant

those stunticons rated

and at first i thought those driverless

cars were autobots

wild huh optimus stunnacons must take it

for

autobots yes and it's given me an

idea i hope this camouflage paint comes

off jazz

i'll quit griping you still the same

side swipe inside right do i look

ratchet

your own designer wouldn't know you wind

charger

man optimus you're a dead ringer for

motor master

did you have to say dead ringer spike

they're ready optimus the new static

cons

breakdown alias sideswipe dead end

alias jazz wild rider alias wind charger

and drag strip drag strip aka

mirage one stolen ruby yeah

right wasn't it okay then we're ready

but remember the success of this mission

depends on

absolute secrecy under no circumstances

must you follow us

or break radio silence understood

yeah but i don't have to like it

all right then uh stutter cons

let's roll for it

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according to hounds map that crater is

less than a mile away

can't get there too soon for me me too

wind charger i'm

anxious to dance some decepticon medal

from now on i suggest we call each other

by our assumed names breakdown

overdo it

laser beak didn't att*ck so maybe we

fooled them

but the real trick is fooling megatron

holy holy grams check that out lucky

we're here

looks like megatron is trying to outdo

his worst

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let's

hey man zip that lip

strange isn't it megatron how safely the

stunt icons drive today

so as not to damage their stolen cargo

starscream

perhaps

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hey will i let you down

something wrong with your vocalizer

motor master

you sound strained

um too much i guess

one of the other components we got them

all

how we can't use our radios our

vehicular modes are busted

and the energon cells keep us stuck the

way we are a breakdown

just cause you're scared you don't have

to shake yourself silly

i'm not but if i vibrate hard enough

maybe i can short out my energon bars

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everybody out on bad behavior

oh we're in for trouble

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place small watch

out

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warn metatron

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hey don't flip out transformers

generation two is back

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destroyed

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the stolen components are in place and

the w*apon

but minutes from completion and then

and then what

what was all that noise great cybertron

looks like an earthquake hit him yeah

spike and judging from those empty cells

it was an earthquake named

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menasore

of that clank in disaster

it is complete the most destructive

w*apon known to decepticon science

constructicons you are dismissed

perhaps you should not have dismissed

them just yet

megatron as always star scream you miss

the obvious

the w*apon is complete and the autobots

are totally unaware of this very

existence are they indeed

say boss what's that w*apon gonna do

anyway

what you've forgotten already

utilizing that ruby's light focus

through those

perfect lenses it will fire the most

destructive ray of all

more powerful than any laser it will

create a chain reaction in whatever it

touches

producing instantaneous destruction

imagine my turning that prey on the

robot's headquarters

perhaps when it's gone someone will put

up a memorial parking lot

what are we waiting for leave it from

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merge

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field holes and i can keep this phony

face

real dinosaur has special powers

his powers to destroy

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whichever dinosaur loses the fight

no need for the disguises anymore

autobots

transform i yes

except everything's not enough

they're down no that pleasure

is mine

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move

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machine appears unstable suggest

abandoning it suggestion

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just a few seconds more

are she destroyed

now that megatron knows the danger in

such a w*apon

i doubt he'll build another minnesota

destroys those bites they are only

fine

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look all right

too many

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god

we need to come sooner prime but it

looks like you didn't need our help

oh i wouldn't say that i take it those

alterations i made on the ruby did the

job

the decepticons were so busy trying to

expose

us they never thought to examine the

ruby

let's roll out

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transformers

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[Applause]

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