01x05 - Roll for It

[bunniefuu]

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striving to save the world from the evil

decepticons the heroic autobots are led

by optimus prime

he's more than meets the eye he's a

robot in disguise

going ballistic to destroy the autobots

and conquer mankind

the evil decepticons are more than meets

the eye

heroic autobots versus evil decepticons

with the beta planet earth hanging in

the balance

transformers generation two

and now through the magic of the

cybernet space cube

the computer enhanced stories of the

transformers transformers

generation two

thundercracker soundwave follow me

i am the new leader of the decepticons

those jets sound like they're gonna land

in our laps that's

because they are

hey those are jets they're decepticons

run for it mayday decepticons

send help all right you overgrown bolt

buckets

halt we've got you covered my

transistors are trembling

get out of here

who needs megatron the earth's

energy shall be ours sound wave

prepare the evergreen cubes

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conflict zone ahead autobots

roll

what was that just your friendly

neighborhood decepticon records

can the chat and start kicking pig iron

one bank coming up

okay little buddy you feel tough enough

for another

go-around sure thing braun let me adam

cliff jumper above you you're about to

become

instant junk try picking on a mechanism

your own

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size

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not so fast sound wave

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prowl follow them but don't fight off

more than you can shred

who me

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a leader you turned out to be starscream

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shockwave i must get back to earth

there's no telling what damage that full

starscream has done in my absence you'll

know

soon enough megatron starscream

thundercracker

you two look like optimus prime ran you

through a laser-powered trash compactor

megatron you're still alive don't

sound so pleased now pay attention

we will att*ck the laboratory as planned

the anti-matter formula will give us the

key to ultimate power

wonderful megatron with your leadership

we

can't fail my sign function

if we don't get parts to repair

ourselves we'll conk out before we get

your precious formula

replace your birds and be quick about it

meet me in the desert near the

laboratory in five billion astro seconds

have a safe journey megatron

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greetings laser b*at crumble megatron

i got news for you reflector will be

back soon with the lag report

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excellent

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hi chip welcome back

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chips back great to see you guys

no kind words for me wow

i've never met an autobot before

now let me get you through our security

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doors

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is gonna be a piece of oil

chip what are you some kind of vip ah

come on spy

yes that's exactly what he is

our anti-matter formula may be top

secret but without chips help

it would be a mystery to us as well i

thought you were just another pretty

face

chip i asked you to come by for this

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this diskette will let your home

computer talk with all etsy brainiac

here

any time day or night can't wait to test

it out

i've never seen a bird like that before

hey that's no bird i

head for the underground parking

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entrance

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i'll get on my computer and warn dr

alcazar at the lab prime's already on

his way there

and bumblebee's gonna call blue streak

and prowl

what do you mean you can't come this is

an emergency

and so is this

we tracked down starscream's raiding

party bumblebee they're munching jets

for lunch

i don't like the idea of megatron

getting the anti-matter formula

he can't be trusted

sure can't manifold mouth and neither

can the rest of you

let's cook a few crank cases

you don't have prime and brawn to bail

you out this time

say goodbye to your terminals autobots

maybe we should have gone to hell prime

after all

hey don't trash the place transformers

generation two will be right back after

two

unlimited energy is almost mine

[Laughter]

this way we'll grab it before they know

what

come on dr alcazar acknowledge

the decepticons are coming to steal the

anti-matter formula

the anti-matter formula flash creature i

want it

your tool hate i erased it

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he lies he uploaded the formula to

someone

i don't know who but i soon will

let this human go we seek another

oh wow dr alcazar sent me the

anti-matter formula

i've got to keep it safe

stay clear blue

my streak computer is down

i'm helpless

i must link up with another online

computer searching

searching

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this is autobot pro calling

i need help badly my battle computer is

down do you read me

an autobot prowl this is chip chase

don't worry i'm assuming control now

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[Applause]

well you sure had me execute a fantastic

move

chip you think just like a regular

mainframe thanks bro

i'm doing my best please keep it up we

make a terrific

team get him before he can escape

not so fast

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i just hope this works

why are you directing me to take this

action you'll see in a minute

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if they thought that was something

wait'll they see what's next

now this is a human after my own central

processor

let's get out of here

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chip for a human being you make one heck

of an autobot

finally i've located the

anti-metaphorical

starscream an outside computer now holds

the formula we seek

i will transmit the coordinates get the

formula

bring it here immediately

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oh no decepticons i've memorized the

formula

so once i rip this up there's no way the

decepticons can learn to make the

anti-matter

you're too late ravage the information's

already been destroyed

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excellent ravage

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dr alcazar's lab i thought we'd never

get here

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they got chip if you try anything

stupid your little friend is doomed and

even if they don't you

don't

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autobots transform for action

now here's my plan

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arrogant flesh creature did you think

you could hide the anti-matter formula

inside your primitive brain

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formula extracted megatron but you can't

use our research for destruction

it's it's wrong get rid of the boy

the time has come to create anti-matter

where's mirage sorry chief

i was just getting ready so where was we

hi that is me and my two uh holographic

twins

fine now let's begin operation

anti-matter

and be careful

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hey i don't remember seeing that now

what's that

good question said that

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there's no one here i must have static

in my rectifiers

now that's the smartest thing you've

said all day

really hey what's going on

now sound wave activate the master

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computer

i generated anti-matter

the key to our conquest of the universe

bring the energon

no i won't let you

increase power to maximum potential

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and i thought i ordered someone to get

rid of that boy

with precious hold it right there

who said that we did we did

we did bless them

boy am i glad to see you your reunion

will be

short live

in your optic center garbage can okay

guys let's haul cylinders

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they must not escape

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it's your game now

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anti-matter cues before it's too late

it is too late

hey don't flip out transformers

generation 2 is back

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autobots we've suffered losses but we've

not

lost the w*r for the moment we will

return to headquarters for repairs

autobots transform

roll out

the destruction of the autobots is now

at hand

powered by anti-matter energon cubes i

will reduce them to dust molecules

oh you guys look like the guests of

honor at a 50-car

pileup dad you and ratchet you've got to

put them back together again and fast

you guys are in pathetic shape oh

that's a very sensitive junction ah this

is all my fault

megatron would never have gotten the

anti-matter formula if i had

memorized it there's no way you could

have erased your brain

anyway i got a much better use for it

there's a little project i'm working on

and i think you two guys can help

this time none of the autobots will

escape

total victory shall be mine

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hey everybody listen up teletran just

picked up the decepticons

they're on their way

i don't have to tell you what's ahead of

us they've got to be stopped and we're

the only ones who can do it

they're with an att*ck range when we're

done with them

they're gonna wish they'd never been

assembled

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all right bro let's go

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the one thing you show us are forgetting

is

me

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hey i get the feeling our jet judo needs

a little more work oh

what makes you say that

the anti-matter quickly

beware autobots i am about to transform

into the most powerful

w*apon in the universe

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and i am about to transform the autobots

into atomic particles

hey get me out of here

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no one can stand against me

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all right guys it's now or never

then let's do

at it the extermination

of optimus prime okay prime

let's hit it

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the fiancee matadon

[Applause]

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spike

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for that i'll blast you first not if

wheeljacks invention works you won't

computer override accomplished

new target selected spike we

did it what's going on

i'm not in control of my own winches

teletran has overridden your reflexes

and my anti-matters reaching ignition

character

i've got to get rid of it before it

destroys me

we've been cheated upon victory

decepticons retreat

retreat

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congratulations chip you saved the day

you're a hero i am i did

really you sure did you may not be an

autobot

but when you rolled for broke back there

you sure could have fooled me

we're proud to have you as our friend

one small boy came between me

and mastery of the universe but soon

revenge and victory

will be my

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don't hit the road transformers

generation 2 will be back after these

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messages

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strength

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[Applause]

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