01x28 - Don't Let the Bass Drop

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♪ Ben ♪

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[ Horns honking ]

I hate to break it to you, but this traffic jam

might keep us from making it to your concert.

Together: No!

[ Honking horn ]

Come on!

This is Oregon, not California!

What in the world?!

Upgrade: Someone should have upgraded cars

to double-deckers a long time ago!

Here I come. Excuse me!

Coming through! On your left!

Gwen: Mother Earth Day Open Air Concert, we made it!

Whoo-hoo!

This is gonna be awesome!

I can't wait! -Neither can I!

[ Grunts ] I literally can't wait to...

Together: Dust it off!

[ Both laugh ]

Dust what? Are you dirty?

No, DJ Duster is playing, Grandpa!

Who now? JD Buster?

Together: DJ Duster!

[ Techno music playing ]

I'm gonna wait in the rustbucket until J.K. Guster is done.

Together: DJ Duster!

Him, too.

Oh, take these earplugs

so you don't damage your hearing.

And, remember, today's Earth Day.

It isn't just about enjoying beats,

it's about saving the planet!

I save the planet every day!

[ Crowd cheering ]

Crowd: [ Chanting ] Dust it off! Dust it off!

-Yeah! All right! -Whoo-hoo!

Crowd: [ Chanting ] Dust it off!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Dust!

Crowd: [ Chanting ] Dust it off!

[ Techno playing ]

Together: Yeah!

-This is amazing! -What?!

I said this is amazing!

It's too loud! I can't hear you!

But isn't this amazing?!

Yeah, I was just saying -- Oh, hang on.

[ Music level drops ]

I was just saying DJ Duster

has the sickest beats!

I can't believe we get to see him live and in person

and celebrate Earth Day at the same time!

Okay!

Watch me.

I will talk to you through acting.

I can't hear what you're saying!

Are you telling me your wide ears need quiet shaving?

[ Laughs ]

[ Music continues ]

There's no pointing in the "Dust It Off" dance!

Speaker, speaker!

-What?! -Speaker!

That speaker's falling on that guy!

That's what I've been saying!

Wait, how can I hear you now?

We must be in a node!

That's where two sound waves overlap,

cancel out, and make a dead space.

Sorry, no time for science class!

[ Grunts ]

Four Arms says don't let the bass drop!

Whoa!

[ Grunts ]

Thanks, red guy!

You're awesome!

Dust it off! Dust it off!

What's that all about?

He's a Dust Bunny.

They're only about the beats. You know that!

Wait, I can hear you again.

The speaker moved -- another node.

But, look, someone severed

the safety restraint of the speaker stack.

That only makes sense if they wanted to hurt people.

Or distract them.

Look!

[ Crowd gasps ]

It's a kidnap! I better call Grandpa!

No! I think it's a kidnap!

You should call Grandpa!

[ Snoring ] [ Cell phone rings ]

[ MUFFLED YELLING ]

Gwen, is that you?

[ MUMBLING CONTINUES ]

What's that? I can't hear you.

Can you ask B.B. Dumper to turn it down?

[ MUMBLING INTENSIFIES ]

Okay, I'm going to assume you're calling to ask if you

and Ben can stay a little longer, so go ahead.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

Uh-huh, yeah, you, too.

See you soon. [ Cell phone beeps ]

[ Snoring ]

Grandpa, hello?!

Ugh!

[ Crowd clamoring ]

Attention, people of Portland!

I would like to welcome you all...

[ Electronic music plays ]

...to my show.

[ Crowd booing, hissing ]

DJ Duster-buster!

There will be no early exits.

[ Crowd booing ]

And my opening act, DJ Duster...

[ Gasps ]

Together: He did not just say that!

...will be dropping no more beats!

I, on the other hand...

[ Electronic music plays ]

[ Grunting ]

...plan to bring down the house if my demands are not met.

Who do you think you are?!

[ Scoffs ]

I am Lord Decibel -- master DJ of destructive sound!

And if I'm not paid $ billion in the next minutes,

the Pacific Northwest will rock off its foundation and...

♪ Roll ♪

into the ocean.

[ Screaming ]

Whoa!

[ Grunts ]

Gwen, a hand?

I thought you had four!

[ Both grunting ]

Whoa! Ugh!

What? The watch timed out.

What are we gonna do?!

Together: Whoa!

[ Laughs evilly ]

[ Screaming ] [ Gasps ]

We have to shut down Lord Dumbbell's controller board!

That's a sound idea!

[ Grunts ]

[ Both groan ]

What -- What is that?!

Sound!

It can be soft as a voice,

but it can also be hard as a rock

or sharp as a laser!

[ Screaming ]

[ Cell phone rings ]

Hello?

Max: GWEN, ARE YOU AND BEN ALL RIGHT?

Well, except for some sound maniac

ripping the planet in half, sure.

I can't hear you, but there's a sound maniac

trying to rip the planet in half.

And there's a wall of solid sound around the stadium!

We know, Grandpa. We're inside.

Ugh, Grandpa can't hear us!

Don't worry. This guy's a goofball.

As soon as my watch times back in, I can --

[ Screaming ]

WELL, STAY SAFE, AND KEEP AWAY FROM THAT CHASM.

IT LOOKS PRETTY DANGEROUS ON TV.

[ Groans, gasps ]

That looks deep! Going up, going up, going up!

You can do it, Gwen!

[ Laughing evilly ]

Your music is the worst!

♪ Haaaa! ♪

And quit laughing!

Why do villains always laugh?!

"Ha ha! I'm ruining the world! I'm so funny!"

Uh, maybe stop badgering the bad guy and help the good girl?

A hand! -I thought you had two.

[ Grunts ] Neh-heh, funny.

Dust it off, dust it off -- Whoa!

Oh, no!

Out of the frying pan, into the...

Heatblast.

[ Groans ] What?

[ Screams ]

Hey, Dust Bunny, get ready to hop.

[ Screaming ]

Heatblast, I pried a door open!

Great. Hop this bunny out of here.

I'll stop the destructive decibels

and the DJ responsible for them!

Time is up,

and Lord Decibel doesn't make idle threats!

Let's drop the bass!

[ Music plays ]

Worst music ever!

[ Muffled yelling ]

Huh?

Remember the nodes!

Remember my nose?

No!

Read my lips -- nodes!

"Nodes"?

Oh, nodes!

Of course! Got to make some nodes!

Yes!

Hey, Lord D., got your nodes.

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Always better to fight fire with Heatblasts.

[ Gasping ]

Dust it off, dust it off, dust it off.

Hyah!

-[ Gasps ] -Show's over, Decibel.

♪ Eep! ♪

Why don't you drop this?

[ Groans ]

Yeah!

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Well, that concert was interesting.

Interesting?!

Not only did you save the Earth on Earth Day,

but you introduced me to some snappy new tunes!

[ Humming upbeat tune ]

Oh, play that music, CJ Cruster!

[ Chuckles ] Yeah, man!

Awesome! Get it!

Is that your grandpa?

Uh...we don't know him. No.

-He's not related to us. -What are you talking about?

I'm dusting the shelf.

Oh, dust it right off.

Might even vacuum next.

-Earplugs? -Get funky.

-Definitely. -Yeah!

♪ Bee-bop, ba doo-dap, da-doop-doop-doop ♪

[ Imitating techno music ]

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Drop that. Now pick it up.

Welcome to the first ever Tennyson jumping contest. On this side, we have the lively Grandpa Max,

and, of course, you got me, Ben Tennyson.

Okay, go! Ugh!

Gwen: Looks like we have a winner.

Wait, wait! Grandpa Max is taller!

This isn't fair!

Seriously, Ben?

Here's round of the Tennyson jumping contest.

Yaaaaaaaaah!

[ Crash! ]

I win!

Thanks for watching!

Time to throw stuff!

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