02x16 - Fear the Fogg

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♪ Ben ♪

♪ Ben ♪

♪ Ben ♪

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♪ Ben ♪

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We're making good time.

Should be at the Four Corners before sundown.

Nowhere else can you stand in four states at the same time!

It's exhilarating!

Both: Exhilarating?

That word sounds exciting!

Can't you get us there any faster, Grandpa?

Oh, not without violating the speed limit,

so use this time to take in the beautiful Colorado plains.

But the Colorado plains are so plain.

Yeah, Breath Face says, "Boring."

Why are we slowing down? That fog.

Whoa, never seen water vapor so condensed before.

Uh, Gwen, we're talking about fog, not water vapor.

That's what fog is, condensed water vapor.

I knew that.

Wow. I can't see much of anything right now,

so we'll have to ease up on the speed, take it slow for a bit.

Why does nature hate me so?

Wait a minute.

Heatblast can flame broil this funky fog away.

You're slowing us down, fog,

so let's see if I can blaze a trail here.

Yah!

Huh, never seen fog do that before.

Guess I better double down.

Yah! There!

Now that's more like... Huh?

Uh, there's something shady about this fog.

Yep, definitely shady. Go away! Go away! Go away!

Gwen, Grandpa, there's something going on with this fog.

It has, like, a mind of its own or something!

Come on! There's nothing to freak out about, Ben.

Being afraid of fog is like being scared of a cloud.

Okay. But why does this cloud have big glowing eyes?

[ All screaming ]

No monsters in the fog, Ben, just a speed demon! Phew.

I remember being frightened by weird weather

when I was young, nothing to be worried about.

Huh? What's up, Grandpa?

[ Bang ]

What the heck was that? Maybe we blew out a tire.

That couldn't have been the fog, right?

Of course not! It's just water vapor.

Maybe we should just wait here

until this strange weather pattern passes.

What are we supposed to do while we wait here?

Well, one of us could go out to check the tires

and try to get a better gauge of this fog situation.

Yeah, maybe the one of us

who has a special alien-powered watch?

Lame, ugh. Huh, upgrade is still offline,

so I guess I'll go accelerate to make this as quick as possible.

All right. Okay.

Let's see what's going on out here.

This one is good.

This one is good. Good and good.

Wonder what made all the ruckus if all the tires are fine.

Aah! Aah!

Ben? Aah!

Yay, stuck the landing.

Who's there? What? Grandpa? Gwen?

This better not be a prank. You know I hate spooky stuff!

Ah!

Not funny, guys! Guys?

Oh, it's just the Rustbucket.

Hey, over here!

[ Laughs nervously ]

Guys?

Whoa! Huh?

[ Roaring ]

Aah!

I knew there was something weird about this fog!

[ Roaring ]

[ Panting ]

Yeah! Eat my dust, fog beastie!

Woo! Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Whoa, whoa! Ah, ooh, ah!

Aah! Don't eat me!

Huh? What? Where'd it go? Huh, I lost my family.

I lost the giant fog monster,

but at least I didn't lose my cool.

Aah!

Ben, where were you?

Grandpa was really worried.

Two words: fog monster. Two more words...

What? Hurry up and get inside!

That was, like, six words!

Aah!

And it had these, like, fog tentacles...

Uh... And big glow-y eyes and stuff!

Ben? And then it went all,

all boogly-bleh-agh, and it tried to eat me!

Calm down, Ben. Moral of the story:

Floor it, Grandpa!

I know you're a little frazzled,

but we can't go anywhere in this fog.

We're just going to have to wait it out.

Wait? We need to get out of here now.

And go where? There's nothing out there except more fog, fog,

more fog, a gas station.

Hey, there's a gas station.

Maybe somewhere there can help.

Aah! Ugh! Aah!

Too late! We're monster chow.

Aah! What in the world? Huh?

Jumping jellybeans!

[ Roaring ]

Aah!

Time to put these high beams to the test.

Hang on, kids!

[ Roaring ]

Run!

Is there anybody in there?

Huh, this place seems pretty desolate.

It looks like somebody was here.

"Fear the Fogg."

And they spelled fog with two Gs, so it must be double bad!

Since the fog has obviously been here and left already,

this may be the best place to hunker down for awhile.

I think I saw the open door on the other side of that garage.

Maybe we can get inside to hide out.

Great. Let's give it a look-see.

You guys, go ahead.

I'm going to hero up out here just in case.

Okay. But maybe try Grey Matter so he can think of a smart way

to battle something you can't hit.

And he's Shock Rock. Hey!

Don't worry! I got this!

I'll be right here looking intimidating.

Ben, the goal was to hide, not tell it exactly where we are.

Oh, I'm sure it won't see.

[ Fog roaring ]

This way.

That thing went right past us.

[ Roaring ]

Did you see that? It must feed off the energy.

Well, then how about I give it a big, fat tummy ache?

[ Roaring ]

Oops. You guys, get to the Rustbucket.

I'll distract Mist Mouth.

Hey, Fogg-g-g, go fetch! Ugh!

Uh, you did see me throw that, right?

[ Roaring ]

Guessing that's a no.

Aah! Ugh! Drive now!

Hang on!

[ Roaring ]

Keep going! I think it's hungry for the Rustbucket!

Aah! Ugh!

I thought it wanted energy.

Why is it after our camper?

The battery, it wants to turn

into a full-blown electrical storm.

Well, the battery on this old gal is pretty beefy.

Yah!

[ Tires squealing ]

Whoa!

Ugh!

Everyone, hang on tight.

Ugh! Yes, back online! Um, hmm.

I don't know which alien to pick.

None of them can hit fog.

Hitting stuff is, like, my go-to!

Uh, well, let's think.

Fog is just a bunch of tiny water droplets, right?

Oh, oh, oh, Overflow!

Overflow can oversaturate the fog's water droplets

and make it too heavy to exist as fog.

Uh, I didn't understand most of that,

but you're the one with good grades in science class.

So...

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Okay, Fogg-g-g, think you can handle some hard rain?

[ Roars ]

Please work! Please work! Please work! Ha!

W-h-hoa! That's what I'm talking about! I'm a genius.

What? No, I'm a genius.

[ Roaring ]

Ah, looks like somebody is still thirsty!

Yeah! Splashdown!

Great job, Ben.

So long, fog. You will be mist.

Get it? Mist? Fog? Huh?

Boo! Stick to fighting!

Hey, I'd like to see you come up with a better fog pun.

[ Fog roaring ]

Ah! I spoke too soon!

Ah! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Uh-oh. Why uh-oh?

The fog is seeping inside the Rustbucket.

Ugh, shoo, shoo. Oh, no, the windshield.

Ben better defog this thing fast.

Defog? No, defrost.

That's it. Fast thinking, Gwen.

Ben has to use more heat to dissipate all that condensation.

Yah! Yah! Oh, no, you don't!

Guys, not sure how much longer I can wet this creepy cloud.

Heat! Use heat! Ugh!

I already tried Heatblast, remember?

I don't mean Heatblast. I mean the source of all heat.

Oh, I think I get it.

Aah!

Here goes nothing! Aah!

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Sun!

Yes!

Do you see the light, Foggy McFog Fog?

[ Brakes squeal ]

I think we did it.

Oh, you better believe we did.

We just needed a little help from that big beautiful sun.

I'm proud of you two for figuring out

how to stop whatever that was.

Maybe nature doesn't hate you as much as you thought, Ben.

You might be right, Grandpa. And check it out.

The Four Corners Monument is the next exit.

We're going to make it in time.

Both: Exhilarating!

Well, how does it feel to be standing

in all four states at once?

Hmm. Yeah. What's the opposite of exhilarating?

Boring? There you go.

I'm in Utah, now Colorado,

New Mexico, Arizona!

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And then it went all, blah-blah-blah!