02x14 - Xingo's Back

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[ Yawns ]

Ooh! I see something.

That's a rock.

And it's beautiful.

Grandpa, did you see the rock?

Mm, dumb rock.

[ Yawns ]

Need sleep.

Ah. There's a rest stop ahead.

[ Tires screech ]

[ Yawns ]

Kids, I'm taking a nap.

It's really important that you don't wake me,

because I have -- [ Mumbles indistinctly ]

So what are we supposed to do?

Maybe there's something fun to do inside.

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-No. -Why is it so dark?

Power must be out.

I'm surprised this place ever had electricity.

I bet the last people that stopped here were on horseback.

Well, until Grandpa wakes up,

we need to entertain ourselves somehow.

I found a mop. We could --

[ Gasping ]

Oh, glorious Xingo machine.

Are you all right? Seriously?

You do realize that old game is useless without power.

How dare you speak to Xingo that way!

Don't you listen to her. [ Smooching ]

[ Spits ] Okay. Maybe you need some dusting,

but I still love you.

This is just sad.

Desperately in love with a game that you can't play?

All it needs is electricity.

No. No, no, no. Bad idea.

Hey, Dr. Frankenstein did it, and everything turned out okay.

Ben, don't!

Shock Rock!

A walking, talking power supply.

We'll start with some low voltage.

It's Xingo time!

Yes! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Are you going to play or what?

Huh. Took you long enough.

[ Laughs ] Classic Xingo.

This guy kills me.

Yeah. That's what I'm afraid of.

Let's play!

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Ooh, I got to break out of here.

Anvil power!

Wouldn't an anvil hurt him?

It's Xingo's wacky world.

It's not supposed to make sense.

Ooh-ee, I can't wait to be free!

You're toast, you weird, little weird things.

[ Grunting ]

Ben, I think you might want to lay off.

Oh, relax, Gwen. I got this under control.

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Huh?

[ Grunting ]

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[ Grunts ]

Uh, Ben, I think you need to stop.

Come on, Gwen. I've almost b*at this guy.

I know you love this game, but you need to stop.

-I can't. -Ben.

I-I can't let go.

[ Both grunting ]

Heh, thanks for the extra juice!

-Aah! -Aah!

It's Xingo time!

-Oh, no. -Oh, man, not again.

Thanks for letting me out, buddy.

To show my appreciation, have a fish.

-[ Grunts ] -Not a fish fan, eh?

Duly noted. Did I get the eyes right?

Whoopsie! Aw, does somebody want to play?

No more games, Xingo.

Whoa-oh-oh.

[ Gasps ] Does this make me look flat?

My turn! [ Pop! ]

Bring it on.

Ooh, someone really could've gotten hurt.

Um, okay?

Aah!

How's the weather up there?

Stuck? Need a hand?

Uh, Xingo, as soon as I get out of --

Oh, I'm sorry. Were you not finished talk-- [ Gasps ]

Aah!

[ Snores, grumbles ]

-Grandpa? -How you doing?

Aah! Ugh, that fox is bonkers.

Bonkers? Would you call this bonkers?

[ Patter! ]

-Yes. -It's game over, Xingo.

[ Squish! ]

We've only just begun!

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[ Ding! ]

Lucky sh*t. Too lucky.

I need to level the playing field.

Get back in your game, Xingo.

Sure. You got to catch me first.

-Xingo! -Polo!

Wait. That's not right.

Tell you what. Let's play another game.

I think you're going to love it.

Mm, actually, I'm going to love it.

You're going tohate it.

[ Grunts, screams ]

Ben?

Ben!

Gwen, what am I doing here?

Xingo pulled you into the video game.

I'm in the game?

Oh. Look at me! I'm so pixelated!

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Choose player.

I don't think that's a good idea.

Are you chicken?

[Beep ]

This is awesome!

This is definitely not awesome!

[Giggles ]

[Grunting ]

Oh, man. This is the best.

Gwen, you should come in here.

No, thanks. I'll stick with reality.

Xingo.

Enjoying yourself?

I'm having a blast!

Oh, very punny!

Let me show you around.

Aah!

Could I offer you some "swatter"?

You're looking a little chilly!

I hope you like pie.

[Whistle! ]

Ugh!

[Groans ]

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[Gasping ]

Remember, this is Xingo's world.

You're at a huge disadvantage.

The rules of reality don't apply.

Would you relax? I can handle Xingo.

Omnitrix on cooldown.

Ben: On the other hand --

Sorry, no swimming allowed.

Aah!

Behind you!

Huh. I can move you.

Wah! [Gasps ]

Hey, take it easy with the joystick.

Aah! Ugh. Very mature.

Can't you just unplug the machine or something?

If the game lost power,

who knows what would happen to you, Ben?

We need to think of a way to get me out of here.

Sweet!

Announcer: Double points!

I'm pretty good at this.

We're pretty good at -- Uh-oh.

You dig my new ride?

Have a closer look.

Aw, where you going?

Whoa!

[Panting ]

I think I see the finish line.

[Beep ] What's going on?

I think we're going to a new level or something.

Oh, this is getting less fun.

Ooh, a space fighter. I could get used to this.

-Ben, focus. -What? Oh, right. Xingo.

Enjoying your space?

Save room for turkey. Gobble, gobble!

I see you're not a turkey fan.

Again, duly noted, but who doesn't love clowns?

I'm sh**ting! How am I sh**ting?

I'm sh**ting!

[ Grunting ]

Whoa!

I hate clowns.

Now that you're warmed up,

I've prepared some heat-seeking missiles.

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Hey! You haven't heard my greatest hit.

Aah!

Ugh. Ow.

[ Whimpers ]

Announcer: Omnitrix ready to rock!

All right!

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Announcer: Grey Matter, super powered!

Finally, some brawn to go with my brains.

Fascinating. My heightened intellect

is allowing me to see the binary structure of the game,

and it's quite informative.

An overwhelming surge of enemies

will soon be upon us, but --

Ah! -- I believe we can gain the upper hand,

if you implement the following sequence on the controller.

On my mark -- Ha! Wah!

A quick left, right, left, right.

[ Whimpering ]

-Skillfully done. -How did you know to do that?

There are numerous cheats hidden within the code,

and we will need all of them to b*at Xingo.

Quickly, press both buttons.

[ Whirl! ]

Triple tap the B button!

"B" button? [ Grunting ]

No, the other -- Aah!

Up, down, down, down,

then hit the other button!

-Uh... -[Laughs ]

-Extra life! -That should come in handy.

We need to find Xingo and finish this.

-Hit the double jump. -Which one is double jump?

Hit the double jump!

Okay. We should have covered that before attempting to --

Hey, there. Did you drop this?

Oh, no.

Aah!

Oh, no. Get up, Ben!

You know, this place makes a mean cup of joe.

Joe!

Huh? Aah!

No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

Whoa. Extra lives feels weird.

A force field? That can only mean --

Mecha-Xingo!

You're a persistent little fella, aren't you?

Well, I'm ready to be free, and I can't have you interfering.

[ Grunting ] B. A!

Up! Up! Up! Left! Left! Right! A! Up! Down! Up!

Up! Up! Up! Left! Left! Right! A! Up! Down!

Uh, up?

-What was that? -The game must be losing power!

Up! Up! Up! Down!

Up! Up! Up! Down! Down! Down! A button!

Right! Right! Right! B!

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Give it up, Xingo.

Uh-oh.

Anvil power!

Aah! Gwen, rotate the joystick

clockwise two times, then hit --

Ben? Ben?

Ooh, you almost had me, you rascal,

but no one likes a sore winner.

Clockwise twice, then hit, uh --

[Whirl! ]

[Yelling ]

Ben, wake up!

Gwen?

[Straining ]

Gwen, double jump!

Look out!

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[ Sighs ] I hope we never see Xingo again.

Yeah. I mean, I'm still going to watch the show. He's hilarious.

Uh, let's wake up Grandpa and go back to looking at rocks.

You know, that actually sounds pretty good right now.

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I'm so pixelated!