03x20 - Finale

[bunniefuu]

I've got a new idea for the finale.

And if you don't play ball, brother,

there won't be a finale.

No, Scruff, no.

No, it's my show.

[screams]

Oh. It was just a dream.

Phew.

[laughs] 'Cause Scruff taking over the show,

that would be a nightmare.

Hello, brother.

[screams]

Blossom, what's he doing here?

[beeping]Wait a minute,

what's he doing at the FETCH! ?!

With our nephew Glen's help, I've changed all the passwords.

Now only I can work the computer.

Sorry, Ruff.

He promised me the scepter of Woganaut.

Well, maybe you're taking over the show, Scruff.

But you won't be stealing

the grand prize like you did last year.

Yep, a fail-safe security system

[beeping]for the grand prize.

The slightest motion

[alarm sounding]from a paw in the laser field, and...

the grand prize is destroyed.

I'm an idiot.

Your viewers need to know the truth.

No!Yes!

Stay tuned for the expl*sive Season Three finale:

"Ruff and Scruff, the Untold Story."

RUFF: ♪ Life was missing its mystique ♪

♪ My squeaky toys had lost their squeak ♪

And then, out of the blue, I saw the phone and bam!

My destiny was calling me.

[instrumental jazz playing]

♪ Pitched my vision for a show ♪

♪ They loved it, thought I was a pro ♪

♪ They got my contract back to find ♪

♪ To their alarm, a dog had signed ♪

♪ FETCH! ♪Oh, I like that name.

♪ With Ruff Ruffman ♪

♪ I didn't wait to renovate ♪

♪ Found six contestants, all were great ♪

♪ And now I'm on the road to fame ♪

♪ I've got a game show and its name is ♪

♪ FETCH! ♪

It's very catchy.

♪ With Ruff Ruffman ♪

It rolls off the tongue.

Wait, stop.♪ With Ruff Ruffman. ♪

Somebody want to tell me why we got cats singing?

Funding for FETCH! with Ruff Ruffman has beenOut of my way, brother.

And here come the contestants now.

She's got , points, so she's in the lead.

Just ten points behind, Harsha's not gonna shake him so easy.

At , points:

Look who's just behind Jay.

At , points, watch out for:

At , points,

he's clearly pacing himself for the home stretch:

And nipping at Sam's heels,

at , points:

She's got company.

With , points, it's a tie, people,

with none other than:

RUFF: Hello, FETCHers!

Hey! Hey, Ruff! Hi, Ruff!

And welcome to the exciting

Season Three finale of FETCH! With Ruff Ruffman!

[cheering]

Correction, brother,

you mean FETCH! With Scruff and Ruff Ruffman.

Listen, kids,What?

I'm doing this for Ruff's own good.

You can't do that.

My own good?

Hello, dears!

ALL: Hi, Grandma!

Listen, don't worry.

This was all my idea.

What?!

It breaks my heart

to see my grandsons like this

when they used to be best friends.

So Scruff and I came up with some games

based on my Ruff and Scruff scrapbook.

Cool. Ah!

Oh, no, no, wait, wait, wait!

But the grand prize, Scruff,

it got destroyed in that accident.

Remember?

[kids murmur]Did he just say accident?

Don't worry, you'll be getting a real sweet grand prize.

Okay.

But only if you all play ball.

Okay. Play ball?

Oh, it's gonna be just fabulous.

We are sending all of you outside.

[gasps] What?

All of you darlings will be

competing in Ruff and Scruff's

old neighborhood.

[kids murmur]Oh, cool! That's awesome!

I've put the directions

to get to the first championship round

in the mailbox, dears.

Oh, and there's a wagon just outside,

so make sure you take it with you.

Now go acquire it.

RUFF: No, no, Grandma, "fetch."

She means "fetch," go fetch.

All right, guys,[kids chatter excitedly]

good luck!

Bye, family reunion.Universal good-bye.

So where are you taking my FETCHers?

You be nice, Ruff.

Remember how you and Scruff used to always want to work together?

SCRUFF: We were always coming up with new businesses.

That's ancient history.

I'm checking on my FETCHers.

Is that a satellite television they're pulling?

That's pretty good thinking there, Scruff.

SCRUFF: Okay, okay, just keep walking, guys.

You're almost there.

Whoa![shouting]

RUFF: That's the site of our first business venture.

Ruff's and Scruff's tennis ball retrieval service.

RUFF and SCRUFF: We fetch for you.

SCRUFF: Okay, FETCHers,

listen up.

Welcome to elimination round number one.

[kids groaning]Oh, man.

RUFF: Scruff and I used to have

a job here when we were still friends.

We'd fetch tennis balls that flew over

from the tennis courts over there.

But then you started bumping me

and pulling out balls for yourself.

RUFF: No way, bro.[laughter]

You started bumping me. Ruff.

Boys, just stop it!

Explain the rules already.

SCRUFF: Noel, DJ,

you're tied for fifth place.

Each of you are getting one boat and one net.

Every ball is worth a point.

RUFF: What about those sea urchins?

SCRUFF: Five points.

You've got two minutes.

Whoever has more points gets to move on to the next round.

Then I guess it's time to get in your boats.

[kids chattering]Come on.

Are you ready?

One, two, three!

RUFF: Oh, man, look at them go!

Noel just got an urchin.

Ooh, that's five points right there.

SCRUFF: Oh, look how many

DJ got with one scoop!

[kids shouting]

GRANDMA: Oh, dear, she's heading

straight for the waterfall.

Go, guys, go!

Oh, they're moving so fast, I can't tell how many they have.

RUFF: Oh, he just missed that one!

SCRUFF: Oh, there's an urchin right there.

GRANDMA: Oh! Oh! Noel just scooped a bunch.

RUFF: DJ just scooped up

about six of them in one scoop!

SCRUFF: And time!

RUFF: Whoa! Time's up?

Who won?

Let me see.

RUFF: Time for the official count.

Tennis balls are worth one point,

sea urchins are worth five points.

Five and five, ten.

ALL: , , , , , , !

RUFF: Noel has !

ALL: Five, six, seven, eight,

nine, ten,

, , , .

RUFF: !

[kids groan]

Fourteen!

And Noel has advanced to the next round.

Yeah, Noel!

[cheering]

[beep]

DJ, hey, buddy, you played your heart out.

You are an awesome FETCHer.

Yeah, DJ! Yeah, DJ!

[cheering]

Blossom, let's roll DJ's highlight video.

Bow to your partners,

hands in the corners, too.

I can't play basketball with these.

Vote for Ruff Ruffman as Dog Officer!

Taller than you.

DJ: This is a very stinky challenge.

Do you have it, DJ?[kids chattering]

[laughing]

Yeah, DJ!

RUFF: It's not fair, Scruff!

What are you gonna do,

just leave DJ in the middle of nowhere?

Oh, Ruffy, don't be silly.

I've just been decorating that garage place you've got.

What?! What have you done to Studio G?

You mean

Studio Grandma's Groovy Disco Den.

Oh, great.

GRANDMA: DJ, come on, dear.

I've got it all set up for you.

[kids chattering]Bye, DJ!

Bye! See you, DJ.

SCRUFF: It's time for

elimination round number two.

Well, all right, then. Whoo!

Go down State Street,

take a right on Handler.

You can't miss it.

RUFF: You're sending them to the Kowloon Chinese Restaurant.

Site of our second job:

RUFF and SCRUFF: the Scruff and Ruff Chinese food delivery service.

Hi. Hi. Hi, FETCHers.

I've been expecting all of you.

RUFF: Hey, it's our old boss Stanley.

Ruff and Scruff used to work here.

Cool. But they didn't get along.

Oh, really?They kept fighting.

So I had to fire them.

Really? Fired? Oh!

RUFF and SCRUFF: It's was your fault!

No, it was your fault!

Would you like to follow me now?Sure.

Right this way, guys. This is so cool!

Good luck, guys.Thanks.

You're the man, Stan.

Thank you.

So here's how it's gonna work.

It's gonna be Noel versus Sam.

[Ruff chuckles]

I get it.

The old get the right Chinese food

in the carton relay contest.

You've got the Kowloon menu

and all the food you need over on that end.

The two of you will be starting on

this end, where the cartons and the order numbers are.

Look at the menu.

You've got to match up the order numbers with the food.

Whoever fills all eight cartons

with the right food first wins!

SCRUFF: But one catch:

you got to wear the uniforms

we had to wear back in the day.

They're right over there under the tablecloths.

[kids screaming, laughing]Oh, man!

RUFF: I apologize if there's any fur left over in them.

My arms don't reach!

SCRUFF: On your marks, get set, go!

RUFF: Go, guys, go![cheering]

Oh, there's so much food!

[shouting, panting] Go!

Oh, egg rolls! Yes, delicious!

Go, Noel, go! Go, Sam, go!

SCRUFF: Ah, they're tied at one!

Go, go, go!

Uh-oh!

[Ruff screams]

RUFF: Sam's head is gone!

[kids screaming]Yeah, Sam!

Go, guys, go!

Go, Sam! You did it!

Noel's up by one!

[cheering]Where's the bean curry?

Uh-oh! Oh!

Noel's got a two-point lead!

But here comes Sam!

She needs one more, brother.

That's her last one!

Here comes Noel!

She did it! [cheering]

Noel is our winner.

Well, Sam, what can I say?

Even General Tso would've been

proud of your FETCHing this season.

You made us laugh.

You made us cry and...

Now I'm crying again.

Roll the tape, Blossom.

Sam, I hope you like this.

I'm here to see Senator Kennedy.

Sam, I'm Ted.

...into the right pail.

Ruff, you're cruel!

How did that... oh!

Oh!

I am Sam,

the half-man, half-bighorn sheep.

[laughter and applause]

All right, Sam. DJ and Grandma are

waiting for you in her groovy disco den.

I'm super-psyched, Scruff.

So bye!

Bye, Sam. See you later.

See you later. Bye, Sam.

Bye. Thanks.

See you, Sam.Bye, Sam.

Okay, kids,

for Elimination Round Number Three,

I'm sending you

to the dog park.

Oh, the dog park.

We started building a dogs only mini golf course

and never finished.

What a disaster.

What?

What are these?

Welcome to Ruff's and Scruff's

Dogs Only Mini Golf

Dreamland Paradise.

Hey!

[laughs] How's about a little respect, please?

We were going to build holes,

but Ruff wouldn't follow my windmill design.

Au contraire.

You wouldn't follow my design.

We were going to be the first dogs only golf course

with a wind-powered ball retrieval system.

And now, the four of you

are going to finish what we

just couldn't finish ourselves.

Really? Really?

You'll be in two teams of two.

So two of you will be working on

the Count Scruffula's Spookhouse hole.

And the other two on

Captain Ruff's Underwater Adventure.

Cool. Right.

Your materials are over there.

You'll have minutes to build

a windmill that can best harness the wind.

When your time's up,

we'll see which windmill

can lift the most golf balls.

The two members of the winning windmill team

will receive points each.

And the two contestants

with the most points

will go head-to-head in the final FETCH! Face-off.

No way.

You're going to determine your teams.

You each need to pull one dog tag out of that cauldron.

Let's go! All right, let's check it out.

I'll pick first. All right.

Hurry up! Hurry up.

"Count Scruffula's Spookhouse."

"Ruff's Underwater Adventure."

"Ruff's Underwater Adventure."

I guess I'm...

[cheering]

Go... catch the wind.

Go! What do you think this is for?

This will be the thing that spins.

Yeah, it's attached to a bucket.

I also think that we could use this fan.

See how the fan's blades aren't flat,

they're, like, curved.

Yeah, yeah.So they catch the wind.

The blades on the fan are curved.

Kind of like a sail on a sailboat.

[gasps]: That uses the wind to make it move.

What I think we need to do is make these of poster board.

Take these sticks

and put them in the sides of the hub.

So it will go like this

and then lift the bucket up.

You know those little colored rods? Yeah.

We could stick them in here

and stick the fan blades on the hub.

I think we should make big leaves with these.

Those are the sticks.

It looks like Sammy and Noel are trying to make

their windmill blades curved by using the pie plates.

Good thing I ate those pies earlier.

I'm thinking every other hole.

Five, six, seven, eight...

So we can do every two and get four blades on.

We're going to only do three,

'cause we only have three pans.

So they have to be spaced evenly,

but there aren't an even amount.

So Sammy and Noel's design

isn't symmetrical.

I'm going to start taking them down.

Get it really as sturdy and tight as you possibly can.

I'll trace.

I'm going to cut it out now.

Poster board's hard to cut.

I'll tape it on.

Let's see.

Okay, let's use the fan.

All right, let's test it.

And hold it up.

It's not strong enough.

Okay.

Too flimsy.

Yeah, see? Look at how that wobbles around.

That's probably not good.

I think we should start something new.

All right, let's see if Jay and Harsha

have a better design.

Uh-oh.

Look at these blades.

They're not circular.

No windmills have circular blades.

We need to make it...Like rectangles, maybe.

Well, looks like it's back to the old drawing board.

Like this.

Okay.Like an oval.

SCRUFF: Ah, look at that.

They're changing the shape of their blades.

Our last time, it didn't work.

It was all just next to each other.

I think it should be like an angle.

For these, we want longer.

Longer pegs will give us a sturdier board.

When the wind blows into it,

it won't be able to bend as much.

It'll only bend on top.

There we go.

So I think these are angled,

and we have to tape them angled.

They're all tilting the same way? Yeah.

The most important part about what we're doing

Uh-huh?Is making everything equal.

Yeah.All equally on the fan

and all equally on the hub.

So they're keeping their windmill symmetrical.

That's good.

And I think I'm going to test it. ! Good idea.

Remember, these windmills need to lift a bucket of golf balls.

Ready? Noel and Sammy are testing theirs.

Yes!Oh, yes! Yes, keep on going!

Keep on going, please. Hmm...

This stinks.

The plates worked better.

Wow, Jay and Harsha's is already taking off!

Oh, my gosh! Theirs is working.

Theirs works.

Don't get down, girls. Keep going.

There's wind blowing here.

You need to stop spinning now, Mr. Fan.

Tape the pie tin onto something sturdy like this.

Last one.

Want to try this? Sure.

I'll turn on the fan.

Another test for Sammy and Noel.

[cheering]

Yay, the girls have it!

Ow!

That is horrible.

[squealing]

It works! It works!

Come on, guys. Let's have some screams over here.

Do you think we need more blades?

All right.

Oh... Okay.

Yeah, baby!

Look at that thing go!

Come on! Come on, yes!

That's what I'm talking about.

[squealing]

Go!Come on! Come on!

Yeah!

Okay, building time's up.

All right, we now have two windmills.

Time for the golf ball test.

We'll start with ten golf balls in the container.

Now the bucket has to go all the way to the top.

Go!

[squealing]

Not a problem!

[squealing]

What? I can't hear you.

They not only did it, they damaged

their opponents eardrums.

We did it, Ruff!

Good job!

Okay. Here's the balls.

Oh. Now, let's grab this fan.

You can do it. Looking good.

Oh, yeah! ! Awesome!

Wow, we have a tie!

What are we going to do now?

Looks like they'll need to add more golf balls.

Right, guys,

now you'll need to lift golf balls.

Go! Go.

Go! Go! Go! Go!

Go! Uh-oh.

Sammy and Noel's bucket is stalling halfway up.

All right, we're going to give you seconds.

Come on. Come on.

Come on.

Come on, please.

Oh, man.

Five, four, three, two, one.

Great! Oh...

They didn't make it.

Now, it's time for Jay and Harsha.

Go, go!

Oh, it's looking good.

Oh, my gosh.

Come on.

Uh-oh, it's stopping.

The wind's not going to do it.

Come on, get up there!

Oh, it's coming up. It's going up!

It's going up.

There it goes!

No! Is it up? Is it up?

It's there.

We have a winner! Wow!

Jay and Harsha!

Oh, thank you, windmill.

Oh, brother, that was awesome.

Good job.

Jay and Harsha, congratulations.

The two of you will now be competing

against each other in the spectacular

FETCH! Final Face-off.

Hello, dears.

Hi. Hey, Grandma.Hi, Grandma Ruffman.

Come on, dears, everybody come back

to Studio Grandma's Groovy Disco Den.

We can watch the highlights there.

All right.Bye, Ruff.

Bye, Grandma.

Scruff! Scruff!

It's almost time for the last round

and we still don't have a grand prize.

Look, I know you think I've let you down over the years.

But now I'm going to try to make good.

Wait, Scruff!

Where are you going?

Hey, guys. Hey, guys.

Hello, dears.

Oh, look, Ruff, the FETCHies are here.

Hi, guys. Thank you.

Grandma, this is your groovy disco den?

You didn't know you had such a hip grandma, huh?

Okay, everybody, sit, sit.

Well, here we are back in the place

where so much history's been made.

And Sammy and Noel,

we're going to see some of that history right now.

Sammy, thanks for being on my show.

Thank you so much for letting me.

Roll Sammy's highlights.

Uno, dos, tres...

Me llamo Samantha.

[singing]

Watch out for that tree, Ruff!

Green...

Hey, Ruff!

[screaming]

Do-si-do your partner.

Oh, Sammy!

Noel, thank you so much

for being on FETCH! with Ruff Ruffman.

I had a great time with you.Thank you. I loved it.

I love you so much.

No tears!Love you, too!

[crying]: No tears!

Yes!

I got it!

[siren blaring]

Ruff, what'd I do

for your kibble.

♪ Coconut tree... ♪

MAN: Excellent, Noel!

NOEL: Ruff, I did it!

Oh, I want to do it!

[laughter and cheering]

Noel!

Now,

it is time at last

for the final FETCH! face-off!

[cheering]

[bell ringing]

In order for your answer to count

you must light the...

Harsha is currently in first place

with , points.

Jay, a mere ten points behind

with , points.

Now whoever has more points at the end of the face-off

will be crowned the FETCH! grand champion,

and receive

probably

the grand prize!

Wait, what was that?

Are you ready?

I'm ready! Yeah.

Then let the questions

begin!

What is my nephew's real name?

Jay!

Glen.Correct!

It's Gwendolph!

This Renaissance man was a great artist, scientist

and engineer. Harsha!

Leonardo da Vinci.

Yes!

Ruff, are you kidding me?

You know we hate bugs.

Add the number of legs you'd find

on a spider... Spider.

...to the number of legs on an ant...

Oh, they're ants.

...and subtract the total number of legs

of six FETCHers.

Hey, Ruff!

Jay. Two.

That's correct! Two.

This question is a scrambler.

This is a place that you have been.

Jay.

Wings Castle.

Wings Castle.

Correct!

This is not Noel.

Who is it?

Harsha.

It's Lila Split.

Nice!

This is so awesome! Nice!

What was the final word you spelled out

in the scroll puzzle?

Jay. Ravioli.

ALL: Ravoli!

Ravoli it is.

Who is this?

Jay.

It's Chet.

Correct!

JAY: Your intern.

Who said this line?

We the jury find the defendant not...

guilty.Harsha.

Correct!Rosario.

[whispering]: I got called for jury duty.

RUFF: Who is this person?

Harsha.

Yes!Kennel Cough.

That's Kennel Cough!Let's get him!

Complete this verse from the FETCH! theme song.

♪ They got my contract back to find... ♪

♪ To their alarm... ♪ Oh!

Jay.♪ To their alarm, a dog had signed ♪

[kids cheering]

Sorry, Harsha, you didn't hit your button.

And now it's time for the last round

of the FETCH! final face-off.

On the floor in front of you, you'll find

jars filled with Grandma's cookies.

You will have two minutes

to build

a cookie tower!

SAMMY: Awesome!

You should remember from your card stacking

and sand sculpture challenges

that a wide base is very important

in supporting a structure.

You also learned from your cake protector challenge

that your structure should be symmetrical

so it doesn't collapse with weight on top of it.

For every inch

of your cookie tower's height

you'll net...

Oh!

Now, since Jay SAMMY: Oh, my gosh.

is currently points ahead,

Harsha, that means your tower

needs to be two inches taller than Jay's.

Are you ready?

Yup! Yeah!

Build!

SAMMY: Go! Go! Go! Go!

This is it!Be careful. Come on!

This is the grand finale.Go! Go! Go!

Careful.

If you work up an appetite you can have a cookie.

[kids cheering]

Go, Jay! Go, Harsha!

SAMMY: Oh, okay, yes, that's it. Just keep going up!

Oh, they're so delicious!

Oh, my gosh!

One minute!

You got this, Harsha, you got this.

[kids cheering]

One...It's okay, it's okay it's okay.

second.Oh, hurry!

They're all...

Harsha's tower fell over.

SAMMY: It's okay. Come on, Harsha.

Come on, Harsha!

We're in the home stretch.

Five...[kids cheering and shouting]

four... three....

two... one!

Stop building! Stop building! Stop back!

Harsha, if you would please

measure Jay's tower

without knocking it over.

Jay's tower is inches high.

Now let's check Harsha's.

Do you want to see this?

Harsha's tower is only six inches.

That means...

with a grand total of ,...

Jay, you are our FETCH! grand champion!

I am sending your wall of fame glossy.

Right now come to the mailbox and pick it up, sir.

Yes![kids screaming and cheering]

Next to Anna and Mike.

SAMMY: Yeah, Jay!

Harsha, you gave it your all.

But I don't just mean today, Harsha.

I mean for this whole dog finching, spike, catting,

wing, gobblitting season!

Blossom, let's roll[cheering and applause]

Harsha's highlights.

FETCH! star?

Whoa!

Ew, it's skunk

juice. Ew!

♪ Coconut tree on South Sea and... ♪

Would you like to ride a horse?

♪ ...have one wish for me... ♪Oh!

That's gotta hurt!

♪ ♪

That's awesome!

♪ ...Coconut! ♪

[cheering and applause]

Awesome!

Awesome montage!

All right,

Jay, champ,

take a look at this!

They don't call me a lifeguard

intraining for nothing.

Am I paying the same amount?

You're actually paying double.

ALL: Come on, team, let's score!

Things I do for you, Ruff.

All right, pinktastic.

Whoa! What's up, Ruff?

Yes!

And now

it is time to give out

the grand prize!

[all cheering]

Grandma, can you believe it?

Scruff's let me down

again!

What are you talking about, Ruffy?

He's right there.

He's got it!

SCRUFFY: Hello.

Scruff, you're back!

So do you have the grand prize? No.

Oh.

No?! Oh, I knew it!

This is awful!

I don't have it because I've already given it to that mouse

assistant of yours,

who's taking it over

to the disco den as we speak.

Jay,[kids scream]

your prize

is on the passenger's seat

of that car.[cheering]

What is it?

Hurry up!

It's a trophy!

[all cheering]

RUFF: Yes!

Look at the size of that thing!

Uh, Scruff, is that a karate trophy?

Uh... maybe.

And so,

ends another season of FETCH! with Ruff Ruffman.

[all cheering]

I'm gonna miss you, guys!

Miss you, too!I'm gonna miss you, Ruff.

Bye-bye, guys.

[cheering and screaming]

FETCH!

[humming]♪ ...With Ruff Ruffman... ♪

Ah!

Well, chalk up another successful season!

Ow! Hey!

Where's my bark-a-lounger?

The Fetch ?!

My pants!

Scruff!

A fax from the owner of the TV station!

"Dear Mr. Ruffman, you're fired."

Fired?!

[sobbing]

Oh, fortune cookie, help!

Blossom, we need to think of something!

Got anything yet?

Oh, man.



[Ruff scatting]

♪ FETCH! ♪

♪ With Ruff Ruffman! ♪

[Ruff scatting]

Oh, whatever.

♪ FETCH! ♪

♪ With Ruff Ruffman! ♪

♪ FETCH! ♪