02x03 - Hail the Great Meow Woof/Battle of the Bands

[bunniefuu]

♪ One fine day with a woof and a purr ♪

♪ A baby was born and it caused a little stir ♪

♪ No blue bug and no three-eyed frog ♪

♪ Just a feline, canine, little catdog ♪

♪ Catdog... Catdog...

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog ♪

♪ Out on the road or back in town ♪

♪ All kind of critters putting catdog down ♪

♪ Got to rise above it, got to try to get along ♪

♪ Got to walk together, got to sing this song ♪

♪ Catdog... Catdog...

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog ♪

♪ Catdog... Catdog...

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog. ♪





And that goes there

And I stick that in here

And I loop...this around here for aerodynamicness, and...

Oh, yeah, that's, that's quite a beauty you have there, dog.

[ Creaking]

Whoa!this is the bestest kite ever!

Come on, little fellow.

Be free!

Fly like the wind.

Oh, look at it go.

Going, going, gone!

You forgot the string, dog.

Oh, yeah.

Well, at least you had fun, right?

And that's the most important...

Dog [ shouting]: hold that kite!

[ Cat shouting, dog panting...]

Kite! Kite!

Kite, kite, kite-kite.

K-kite, kite!

Dog! No!

No, no!

Sharp... Nasty... And ouch...

[ Grunts]

[ Cat screams]

[ Angry shouts]

Dog: hi-ho diggity!

[ Monkey screams]

[ Birds screech]

[ Chanting]: all hail the great rancid.

All hail the great rancid.

All hail the great rancid.

All hail the great rancid.

Nice offerings.

Keep up the good work.

[ Chuckles]

I love being worshipped.

[ Chanting]: all hail the great rancid.

All hail the great rancid.

Dog: look, cat.

Cat: easy. Slow down, dog.

You're coming in too low!

We'll crash right into that...

All: oh!

My kite.

[ Crashing...]

[ Murmuring oohs and aahs]

[ Grunting]

Oh!

Uh, hi.

Sorry.

It was an accident, we...

All hail the great meow woof.

All: all hail the great meow woof.

[ Chanting...]

Gee, cat.

The natives sure are friendly.

... All hail the great meow woof...

I get it.

Dog, they obviously think

We're some kind of gods.

Oh, all right.

Sorry, everybody.

But our name is catdog, and...

Yes!

It is us, the great meow woof.

The line for autographs starts on the left.

Now, no pushing, please.

[ Snoring...]

All hail the great meow woof.

All hail the great...

You will be comfortable here, great meow woof.

Hey!

What's the big idea?

This is my hut.

Mine, mine, mine.

Not any more, o formerly great rancid.

[ Gasping]

My statue!

Yup!

There's a new big sh*t in town.

Namely us.

Huh?

The great meow...

Woof.

Oh, ooh!

[ Grunting]

[ Villagers murmuring]

Oh!

[ Grunts]

[ Shouting...]

You know what would look

Really good there?

So, the great meow woof wants to play rough?

Well, I'll give them rough.

The cave of the ancients.

[ Shouts]

[ Groans]

"In case of emergency, break grass."

[ Rattles]

[ Shouts]

Ancient magic herbs.

This ought to fix their wagon.

[ Sucking]

But, cat, this isn't right.

We're just an ordinary two-headed catdog.

[ And sucking...]

People!

Can we have a little more

Bowing and scraping here, please?

Now, you wouldn't want to make your great

Meow woof unhappy, would you?

No.no.no.

Come on, let's get out of here

Before we get into trouble.

[ Smacks lips]

Trouble shmouble.

Oh, well, well

Look who's back.

The great rancid has-been.

That's right.

It's time to see who has

The greater magical powers.

See, cat, I told you.

Trouble.

Oh, relax, pooch.

So!

You want to see some magic?

Then magic it is.

Now, ladies and gentlemen

Pagans and heathens

Watch carefully.

Nothing up my sleeve.

And...

[ Chortles]

Magic.

[ Cheering]

Bah!

Nothing but a cheap parlor trick.

Behold true magic

Left to me by my royal ancestors.

I shall transform that lizard

Into a fierce dragon.

[ Whimpers]

Oh! Aah!

[ Screaming...]

Aah!aah!

[ And screaming]

[ Cooing...]

Ooh, nice trick.

How'd you do that?

Maybe you need to say "abracadabra"

Or something.

Don't you mock me.

Nobody says "abracadabra" anymore.

[ Screaming...]

[ Roaring...]

[ All screaming]

[ Snorting...]

[ Sizzling]

[ Screaming...]

[ Cheers and applause]

Nice going there, dog.

"Why don't you say abracadabra?"

[ Grunts]

It's your move, "o great meow woof."

But, you know, I never did get a chance

To see you two fly.

How about it?

[ Clapping]

Oh, no, thank you.

But we, we really couldn't.

Yeah, that's what I think.

[ Chanting]: fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly...

Okay... Uh...

[ Laughs]

[ Clears throat]

Okay, look, we're flying.

[ Dog wheezing...]

Look at us, flying like a bird!

Dog: come on...

Cat: whoa... Ooh, ooh

I'm getting dizzy.

Dog: levitate, baby.

That's not flying.

What did I tell you?

The great meow woof is a great big fake!

Hmm...

That rabbit speaks the truth.

[ Quivering]

[ Whimpering]

[ Chanting]: fakes, fakes...

Stop.

Right this minute.

The great meow woof commands you.

Get them!

[ Villagers roaring...]

[ Shouting]

[ Villagers shouting]

[ Panting...]

[ Shouting...]

[ Thudding]

[ Villagers shouting...]

[ Chomping noisily]

[ Catdog running]

Oh, yeah...

Abracadabra!

Abracadabra.

[ Villagers shouting...]

I told you we were going to get in trouble, cat.

Yeah? Well, if you hadn't made us chase

That stupid kite...

Don't call my kite "stupid."

You're stupid.

[ Roars]: stupid kite!

Stupid kite!

Stupid kite!

[ Villagers shouting...]

[ Shouts]

Huh?

Both: abracadabra!

[ Grunts]

[ Squeaking]: don't let them get away.

[ Shouting...]

Aah!

[ Villagers shouting...]

[ Groans]: hey!

[ Shouting...]

[ Shouting]

[ Panting]

Oh, this is it, dog.

Look, cat!

It's my kite you said was stupid.

[ Echoing]: ahh!

Come back here, meow woof.

The great rancid commands you!

Smooth sailing from now on, cat.

Yup! So long, suckers!

[ Laughs]

Ooh!

Whoa!

[ Shouting]

Nothing better

Than a fresh sushi sandwich.

Yeah, well, just go easy on the sand.

[ Giggles]

[ Shouting...]

Cliff: yeow! That hurt my what-do-you-name-it.

[ Shriek yaps]

This kite's got

The ugliest tail I ever seen.

[ Fists pounding...]

Cat: ow, that hurts!

Dog: what do we do now, cat?

Will you quit asking me that?

Iris out!

You know, dog, i...

It's funny, i...

I think I'm actually getting better looking.

[ Gasps]: cat, look.

"Battle of the bands contest.

Wanted, nearburg's best rock-and-roll band."

Nearburg's... What kind of a bonehead

Would enter a two-bit silly rinky-dink contest like that?

"Thousand dollar grand prize."

Rock and roll!

Hi-ho diggity!

This is just the beginning, dog.

I can see it.

We... We'll be rock superstars!

[ Rock music blaring]

[ Kids screaming]

[ Crowd chanting]: cat, cat, cat, cat, cat

Cat, cat, cat...

[ Crowd cheering, whistling, screaming]

[ Crowd screams louder]

Oh, I can see it too, cat.

[ Playing rock drum solo]

[ Crowd screaming]

Let's get moving, dog.

Fame and fortune await.

Hey, what's this?

Attention greasers, we are going to enter this here battle

And we is going to win.

By whatever means necessary.

Yeah, and whatever we have to...

To do that also, too, as well.

[ Trying to tune guitar]: ♪ my dog has fleas...

That's it, okay, good.

Hey, cat, look at my drum set.

I made it all by my lonesome self.

You certainly did.

Now, let's rock like there's no tomorrow.

Wait, wait, wait.

First thing's first.

If we're going to win this

We have to look cool.

Remember, dog, clothes make the band.

Fortunately for you

You've got me to make these decisions.

Now, let's see, carnaby street, mod rocker, mocker.

I've got a few ideas, dog.

No!

Wrong.

Stinks.

Uh-uh.

No!

Hate it.

Cat: that's it!

Okay, okay.

I want to [ imitates drumming]

I want to play.

I want to practice.

All right.

First, practice this.

Greasers, time to practice.

[ Loud crashing, clattering]

Okay, good, good, good.

Now, you have to work on your os, dog.

It's "dog", not "dg."

Dog.

Yeah, we must perfect our autographs

For when we're super famous.

No!

I'm putting my paw down!

It's time to shake, rattle and roll.

I want to play for the people.

All right, all right.

Cool your jets, dog.

Here is an amazingly brilliant new song, by me.

A-one, two, three, and-a-four...

♪ Who wants to rock?

♪ Who wants to roll?

[ Drum solo]

[ Crashing, clanging]

[ Steel clanging]

[ Rumbling]

[ Loud pounding]

[ Loud crunching]

[ Nails scratching]

[ Crashing, clanging]

Dog, dog, dog!

You are too loud!

But I'm supposed to be loud.

I'm the drummer.

Play softer!

[ Playing softer]

Softer.

[ Plays even softer]

Softer.

[ Whimpers]

I'm trying to.

[ Plays softly]

[ Plays loudly]

Dog!

Will you please just do as I say?

I always have to do as you say!

That's because I'm always right.

Oh, look what time it is.

I have to go to bed

And rest my voice for the contest.

You just practice playing soft.

[ Loudly]: good night.

Softer.

[ Softer]: good night.

[ Crowd cheering]

[ Cheering more loudly]

Oh, you know, baby, welcome back to the battle of the bands.

[ Crowd cheering]

I'm sheepman sam.

Let me hear you say "baa."

Crowd: baa.

Oh, yeah, baby, you know, you're going to give it up

For the hardest working band in nearburg:

The catdog band.

Hello, nearburg!

[ Crowd is silent, crickets chirping]

Okay.

All right.

Okay, dog, remember, soft.

One, two

One, two, three, four.

[ Drumming very softly]

[ Playing guitar loudly]

[ Crowd is silent]

A little louder, dog.

You said play soft, cat.

But not that soft.

I can't even hear you.

Well, why don't you make up your mind?

[ Crowd booing]

Get off the stage.

You stink!

[ Crowd booing, jeering]

Please play louder, dog.

Please, please!

Please!

[ Begins playing louder]

[ Jeering continues]

[ Booing]

♪ Hey, people

♪ Tell me who wants to rock

♪ Who wants to roll

♪ Don't worry, people

♪ Cat's in control

♪ I'm cat

♪ And nobody's better because I'm the best ♪

♪ The one who passes

♪ Passes the test

♪ Hey, uh, make funky now

♪ Uh, who...

[ Jeering]

You still stink.

[ Booing]

Hey, we're the greasers.

We're here for the battle.

You know, you go right on after the catdog.

We don't go after nobody, curly.

Especially that dog with a cat for the butt part.

[ Booing and jeering]

Let the battle begin.

Stop!

It's not that kind of a battle.

[ Crowd cheering]

Here's some swinging music.

Stop, stop!

[ Crowd chants]: stop, stop.

Help me, please!

Help me, please.

My body, my body!

[ Chanting]: his body, his body.

My body, my body!

[ Chanting]: his body, his body.

[ Crowd cheering]

Have mercy!

[ Chants]: have mercy!

[ Cheering]

[ Screaming]: no!

[ Screaming]

Crowd: ooh...

[ Screaming]

[ Crowd cheering]

That was great.

No, that was pain.

Oh, congratulations, babies, you won.

We did, we did?!

Yeah, cat, and listen.

They want an encore.

[ Crowd chanting]: catdog, catdog, catdog, catdog, catdog...

No.

I quit.

No, no more rock and roll!

[ Screaming]: no!

No!

[ Punches and screaming, crowd cheering]

Dog: hi-ho diggity.

♪ One fine day with a woof and a purr ♪

♪ A baby was born and it caused a little stir ♪

♪ No blue bug and no three-eyed frog ♪

♪ Just a feline, canine

♪ Little catdog

♪ Catdog... Catdog...

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog ♪

♪ Out on the road or back in town ♪

♪ All kind of critters putting catdog down ♪

♪ Got to rise above it, got to try to get along ♪

♪ Got to walk together, got to sing this song ♪

♪ Catdog... Catdog...

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog... ♪

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog. ♪