02x05 - Climb Every CatDog/The Canine Mutiny

[bunniefuu]

♪ One fine day with a woof and a purr ♪

♪ A baby was born and it caused a little stir ♪

♪ No blue bug and no three-eyed frog ♪

♪ Just a feline, canine, little catdog ♪

♪ Catdog... Catdog...

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog ♪

♪ Out on the road or back in town ♪

♪ All kind of critters putting catdog down ♪

♪ Got to rise above it, got to try to get along ♪

♪ Got to walk together, got to sing this song ♪

♪ Catdog... Catdog...

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog ♪

♪ Catdog... Catdog...

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog. ♪





Look, cat

A crowd of gawkers.

Let's gawk too.

[ Crowd gasping and murmuring]

Reporting from downtown nearburg

Where a daring daredevil

Named mindy wonderful has just climbed

The -story large building.

[ Crowd cheering and whistling]

I'm just training for my next spectacular adventure.

I'll be the first person in history

To climb mount nearburg.

[ Crowd gasping]

Of course, they'll rename it after me:

Mount mindy wonderful.

It has a nice ring to it, don't you think?

[ Crowd tittering]

[ Mimicking]: "mount mindy wonderful."

No, thanks.

Come on, dog.

There's nothing to see here.

Cat... I thought that was you.

Why, you haven't changed a bit since grade school.

Same hairstyle, same bicycle, same dog.

Oh, this does bring back memories.

Remember that time...

[ Mindy laughing]

But then, I've always been better than you at everything.

Oh, except for being... A loser.

[ Growling]

Dog, heel, heel.

No, dog, no.

I am not a loser.

And I'll prove it to you when I b*at you to the top

Of that mountain.

The only way you'llget

To the top of that mountain

Is if I install an escalator.

[ Laughing]

Oh, you really told her, cat.

Who's the loser now?

Cat: and give me a couple of those helmets

Some extra rope

Kneepads, earmuffs...

Gee, cat

Don't you have enough gear?

Dunglap... You obviously know nothing

About the fine art of mountain climbing.

Now, give me three dozen tube socks

And a thermos

Full of antifreeze.

The next time you see cat

He'll have a mountain named after him.

Coolaroni.

Good luck, you guys.

Uh-oh!

[ Cat sighs]

Wowie caboodles.

Let's get started.

[ Cat groaning]

[ Groaning]

[ Hammer clanking]

[ Hammer clanking]

Are we there yet?

Um...

Not quite.

Mindy: oh, it's a glorious day for mountain climbing.

Isn't it, cat?

♪ Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!

Come on, dog.

Anything she can do we can do better.

Right, cat.

[ Off-key]: ♪ yodel-ay-hee-hoo!

[ Glass shattering]

[ Car alarm wailing]

You know, I think we're starting

To get the hang of this.

[ Groaning]

[ Both screaming]

There he goes...

Theygo, whatever.

[ Groaning]

Cat...

What a surprise.

I'm catching up on some light reading.

But would you look at the time.

I should head out.

After all, I've got

A mountain to rename.

It's all in the wrist, boys.

Hmm...

Dog, look

A nice, rubbery rubber ball.

Ball, ball, ball!

Throw, throw!

Fetch it, boy!

Hi-ho diggity!

[ Gasps]

No, no, no, stop!

[ Screaming]

"a*t*matic inflating raft."

[ Panting]

Reporter: it is nonstop mountain mania as we near the snowy summit.

[ Grunting]

Dog, I think mindy just quit.

We can still win, dog.

We can really win!

Wait, cat.

I need to rest-t-t-t.

I'm so c-c-c-cold.

Never fear, dog, for ihad the foresight

To purchase a set of earmuffs.

You see, you lose % of your body heat through your ears

So as long as you cover up your ears

You'll be nice and toasty.

So we'll just put these on

And... We'll, uh, just get the...

I lost the earmuffs.

We're going to freeze!

We're going to be one big catdog-sicle!

Yoo-hoo, cat

I just dashed back to town

To the beauty salon.

Must look good for the cameras, you know.

"Must look good for the ca..."

That's it.

There's no denying it anymore, dog.

Mindy is better than me.

[ Sobbing]

And she always has been, and she always will be.

And me...

I'm nothing but a... A pathetic loser!

[ Whining and sobbing]

That is not true.

[ Gasps]

The all-knowing, all-seeing wise guy of the mountain.

You are not a loser

And you can reach the top.

Just trust yourself.

Just trust myself.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Thank you, wise guy, thank you.

Did you hear that, dog?

Dog! D... Oh, dog!

You missed the wise guy of the mountain.

No, I didn't.

That was me with snow

On my face.

Oh.

Well, whatever.

Let's show that mindy what we're made of.

[ Slurping]

[ Bleats]

[ Forced chuckle]

Ow...!

Cat: easy! Easy!

Ooh... Aahh...!

[ Screams]

[ All screaming]

[ Both moan]

Well, cat, looks like I win again.

And you know what that makes you?

Oh... What's that word again?

Oh, yes.

Loser!

Face it, cat

♪ I'm better than you, I'm bet... ♪

Reporter: in a bizarre, rather cartoony turn of events

Catdog is poised for victory.

[ Groaning]

We did it, dog!

We did it!

We b*at mindy!

Rocky mountain hi-ho diggity!

I've been saving this.

I hereby rename this mountain mount ca...

How does it feel to be the first person

To climb mount nearburg?

Hey, it's dunglap.

Hey!

I've been looking everywhere for you guys.

Here, you forgot these.

And we have just gotten word

That the mayor has renamed the mountain

Dunglap's peak.

Dunglap's... Peak?

But I wanted it to be named cat mountain.

[ Sobbing]

Cat, look at the bright side.

Mindy isn't better than you anymore.

Dunglap is.

[ Bawling]

[ Car horn honks]

[ Laughs gleefully]

[ Inhaling]

[ Inhaling]

[ Chomping]

Now, listen, dog, i...

[ Sucking]

[ Vacuuming]

Dog, uh...

What do you think you're doing? [ Yells]

[ Vacuuming]

No! No!

Who's up for seconds?

I've got an idea...

Maybe you can find some tasty morsels

In the dumpster!

[ Trash clanging]

[ Flies buzzing]

Dessert!

Oh, oh...

[ Grunts]

[ Groans]

Help!

[ Screaming]

[ Yells]

[ Laughs weakly]

[ Lid slams]

Isn't tampering with the trash a federal offense?

Tampering with the trash

Is a federal offense.

I didn't know, I didn't know!

Who's up for thirds?!

[ Squeaking]

[ Deadpan]: oh, boy, runaway dumpster.

[ Yelps and groans]

[ Ringing like a pinball machine]

[ Screaming]

[ Still screaming]

[ Screams fade into distance]

[ Splash]

Where are we, cat?

Fog?

Water.

Well, according to my calculations

We are precisely...

Lost at sea.

We're going to drown.

Not necessarily.

We could get eaten by sharks.

We've got to get back to shore.

Stroke, stroke, stroke...

[ Cat clears throat]

Hello.

Okay, hold it.

Hold it!

This isn't working.

What we need is organization, leadership.

In a word...

Me.

You'll be my first mate.

I'll call you dog.

Step lively, mateys

Let's get this old crate shipshape.

Dog: you heard him!

Let's get this ship shipshape!

Cat: all right, you fine, crusty bunch of seafaring lads...

Let's hoist sail and set a course for home.

Lads, we've got a nor'easter coming in.

Uh, release ballast.

Starboard and aft.

Steady as she goes.

Batten the hatches, hatch the battens.

Do something with the deck.

Oh...

[ Screaming]

[ Gasping, panting]

[ Catching breath]

And you call yourselves sailors?

This is the motliest crew

To ever sail the briny sea.

What is needed here is discipline and order.

And order!

And more discipline!

And less yelling.

You dare to question my methods?!

You'll spend the night

In the crow's nest for that.

[ Stammering]

He's very strict.

Strict, but fair.

Sunshine!

Haul your butt to the crow's nest.

And you, start working

Or you'll hang from the highest yardarm.

Aye aye, captain.

[ Wind whistling, icicles rattling]

[ Whimpering]

[ Snoring]

[ Yawning contentedly]

Three bells, time for a captain's breakfast.

[ Cat clears throat]

[ Moaning]

[ Moaning]

[ Both moaning]

Um, captain cat, a suggestion.

Maybe we could share.

Balderdash!

Leadership requires a clear head

And a full belly.

Mmm.

[ Smacks lips]

All right.

Who's the thieving scoundrel what stole

My huckleberry jam? Hmm? Hmm?

Hmm? Hmm?

Ho-ho! Not man enough to confess, eh?

All right, then.

The pantry is now off-limits.

All requests for rations

Must be filled out in writing.

In triplicate!

[ Gasps] triplicate.

He's the cruelest captain I've ever seen.

Cruel, yes, but fair.

All hands back to work!

Start rowing.

Aye aye, captain, my captain, cat.

Cat: stroke.

Stroke... [ Drumbeat]

Stroke.[ Drumbeat]

Stroke, stroke. [ Drumming]

I can't take it anymore.

He treats us like dogs.

You get used to it.

I think we need a new captain.

[ Horrified gasp]

I hope I'm not hearing

What I think I'm hearing.

Both: mutiny.

Nope. Uh-uh, no, no, no.

I didn't hear that.

No, no, no.

[ Water sloshing]

Look!

It's a lighthouse!

Land ho!

We're saved!

We're saved!

Row! Row! Row your boat!

Row! Row!

No! No, no!

That's no lighthouse, it's just a, a...

Th-the cruel sea playing tricks upon your eyes.

Now, row the other way.

Um, but captain cat...

That's an order, first mate dog.

We'll never get out of this jam.

[ Both yelp]

Did somebody say "jam"?

There are ways of dealing

With scoundrels like yourselves.

[ Cackles insanely]

[ Thunder rumbles]

[ Screaming]

Quit eyeballing me

You lazy twits.

Go scrape the barnacles off the rudder...

While I set a new course.

[ Lightning crashes]

[ Wind whistles]

[ Rain splashes]

Now...

You have gone too far this time, cat.

What?!

You are being relieved of your command.

What are you talking about, first mate dog?

That's captaindog.

Mutineer!

[ Growling and yowling]

[ Cat and dog continue fighting]

[ Grunting and groaning]

Dog: don't do it, cat!

This is crazy!

Crazy, is it?

Oh, I'll show you crazy.

You scurvy barnacle-licking scalawags.

Going to make a sea-monkey out of me? Ha!

Not on my watch.

No way, no how.

[ Screams]

Aye, the great ones always stand alone.

[ Whimpers]

What's that light?

Oh, a lighthouse.

[ Car horn honks]

That's no lighthouse.

[ Squeaking]

Apparently we weren't lost at sea.

Cat: huckleberry jam.

Lots of jam, all for captain cat.

All for me, I tell you!

[ Cackles]

Shiver me timbers

If I don't k*ll the lot of you

You huckleberry-thieving buccaneers.

In case ye ain't heard the scuttlebutt

I rule this dinghy, you see!

I'm captain cat, the kingfish, the head cheese.

The sturgeon general.

The meanest, crustiest seabee

Ever hauled anchor this side of neptune's navel

Or poseidon's podiatrist...

[ Continues raving]

♪ One fine day with a woof and a purr ♪

♪ A baby was born and it caused a little stir ♪

♪ No blue bug and no three-eyed frog ♪

♪ Just a feline, canine

♪ Little catdog

♪ Catdog... Catdog...

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog ♪

♪ Out on the road or back in town ♪

♪ All kind of critters putting catdog down ♪

♪ Got to rise above it, got to try to get along ♪

♪ Got to walk together, got to sing this song ♪

♪ Catdog... Catdog...

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog... ♪


♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog. ♪