02x08 - Spaced Out/Nine Lives

[bunniefuu]

♪ One fine day with a woof and a purr ♪

♪ A baby was born and it caused a little stir ♪

♪ No blue bug and no three-eyed frog ♪

♪ Just a feline, canine, little catdog ♪

♪ Catdog... Catdog...

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog ♪

♪ Out on the road or back in town ♪

♪ All kind of critters putting catdog down ♪

♪ Got to rise above it, got to try to get along ♪

♪ Got to walk together, got to sing this song ♪

♪ Catdog... Catdog...

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog ♪

♪ Catdog... Catdog...

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog. ♪





[ Crowd chattering]

Packed house.

Love that mean bob.

Mean bob in space part !

Wowee-kaboodles, cat.

This is going to be great!

What are you talking about?

You've already seen it times.

This is number for me, dog.

Wow.

You're so lucky, dunglap.

[ Loud chomping]

Dog, dragging me to this stupid movie's bad enough

But do you have to guzzle those red hot lip smackers?

Oh, it's starting.

[ Audience applauding]

Well, wake me when it's over.

[ Loud chomping]

Computer: mean bob, enemy forces have invaded sector

And captured princess kitaen.

Both: I'm on it.

I'm on it!

Oh, I love this part.

Oh, I love this part, too.

You know what I'd love?

I'd love to rip that film out of this--

[ Gasps] say...

[ Grunting]

A snip, snip here.

A snip, snip there and show's over.

Cat, since when are you in this movie?

[ Grunting]

Hey, what the?

Oh, hi.

Wow, new footage.

Special edition.

Hey, get out of there.

Out, out, out.

Mean bob, intergalactic space warrior

My name is dog, and I am your biggest fan.

And my name is cat, and I'm not.

Come on, dog, let's b*at it.

Now, which of these opens the door?

Hey, hands off the equipment!

You don't know what you're--

[ Groaning]

[ All gasping]

[ Screaming] hot! Hot!

[ Whines]

What?

You fried mean bob, that's what.

At least there won't be a mean bob, part .

I don't know about you, but I'm out of here.

[ Inhales deeply]

[ Paws hit glass]

Wow, -d.

[ Beeping]

[ Gasps]

Oh, boy.

Salivian att*ck ships.

Dog, what are you doing?

Saving the galaxy from the forces of badness.

Dog.

It's just a movie!

None of this is real!

Wow, great special effects.

Okay, dog, I've had enough.

We either leave this movie right now, or...

Cat: oh, mama.

Mean bob, mean bob.

This is princess kitaen.

Can you hear me?

My friend, cat, sent him hurtling into the sun.

I'm being held prisoner on the big kipper asteroid.

Please, my people need me.

I must be rescued.

Wish we could, princess, but cat says we have to--

Come to your rescue immediately.

Not to worry, princess.

We're on it!

[ Gasping, grunting]

Come on, dog.

Let's kick some salivian butt.

But, cat, we're out of a*mo.

[ Clicking]

[ All shout]

Red hot lip smackers.

Gee, cat, is this really the right time for a refreshing snack?

You bet it is, buddy boy.

Whoo-hoo!

[ Screaming]

[ Cheering]

Now that's some fancy sh**ting, hotshot.

Whoa, dog, look.

Hi-ho diggity.

Say there, handsome.

Ever seen a catdog chase its tail?

Dog, it's like I always say, two heads...

Are more than one!

[ Groans]

Which way to the princess, dog?

Mean bob always goes that way, but I know a shortcut.

[ Speaking salivian]

Oh, my.

Don't worry, cat.

I speak fluent salivian.

[ Speaking salivian]

[ Responds]

[ Speaking salivian]

And have a nice day.

Oops.

Yeah, I'll say-- "oops."

[ Shouts command]

[ Panting, groaning]

[ All gasp]

Dog, the wall.

Dog, the wall.

Oh, right.

[ Chuckles]

Come on, dog.

We've got us a princess to rescue.

Your princessibleness!

Princess kitaen!

Where do the bad guys have you?

Where are they hiding you?

Princess, it's me, your hero.

Are you--

Your heroes?

Why, uh, yes, we are.

As a matter of fact

We just defeated half the bad guys in the galaxy

To rescue you.

Then for that, you deserve a big, sloppy kiss.

Yeah.

Probably do.

[ Loud smooch]

Oh, mama.

Ah...

[ Gasps]

Oh, I love happy endings.

[ Cheering and whistling]

Get me out of here.

Get me out!

Somebody, anybody, let me out!

Are you kidding me?

The crowd loves it.

[ Wild cheering]

[ Stammering]

No...

[ Disgusted groans]

Yeah, it's even cooler than mean bob.

I've already seen it times.

You're so lucky, dunglap.

Hi-ho, diggity, cat.

Seven shows a day I save the galaxy!

[ Gulps]

And I get the girl.

[ Sobbing]

[ Loud smooching]

[ Clattering, vacuuming...]

[ Growling and whimpering...]

Dog, stop that!

[ Growling and whimpering...]

Dog... I got an idea.

I bet you can't dust all those suitcases

In just two minutes.

Bet I can.

Okay... Go!

Dusting, dusting, dusting, dusting, dusting.

Dusting, dusting, dusting, dusting, dusting, du...

Dog: huh?!

[ Gasps]

[ Beep, hiss]

[ Gasps]

[ Gulping...]

Dog!

Don't open that! Don't you know what this is?

[ Whimpering]

All right, look, everyone knows that cats have nine lives.

Well, I keep my eight spares in these bottles, for safekeeping.

Oh, baby.

Free at last!

Oh, no, you don't.

You get back in your...

[ Laughing wildly...]

[ Gasps]

Cat: I could get run over or, or bumped off or squashed!

No, come back!

Oh, they sure seem like a fun group, cat.

Don't you realize what you did?

Those are my backup lives.

I can't live without them!

Oh...

Oops... Hee-hee.

[ Crashing, screaming]

[ Laughing...]

Get back here, you tuna thief!

[ Laughing]

Tv announcer: this just in, psychopaths wreak havoc in downtown nearburg.

It's a kitty-cat catastrophe.

[ Humming...]

[ All laughing]

How do you spell, uh, "I can't spell"?

Hey, stupid dogs!

Who said that?

I did.

Cliff: hey, who turned out the lights?

Get off of me, get off of me!

[ # Laughing, cliff yelling...]

Hey, isn't, isn't that the cat

Who usually hangs out with that dog?

He must be working solo now.

[ Laughs]

Cliff: hey, let's get him!

Sorry I can't stick around.

[ Groaning, cracking...]

[ Laughing...]

[ Screams]

[ Screams]

[ Crash]

[ Groaning]

Huh? Oh...

Oh...

[ Mooing...]

Moo... Moo, moo!

Give me back my milk.

[ Laughing...]

Ciao!

Follow that half cat.

[ Laughing...]

[ Cow mooing...]

[ Whirring...]

[ Beeping...]

[ Meowing "I've been working on the railroad"...]

[ Other cat-lives join in meowing song...]

[ All meowing song...]

Stop that meowing!

[ Others join in song...]

Careful, you'll overload the wires!

[ All meowing song...]

Oh...!

[ Zapping...]

Bad kitty!

Come on, cat.

Let's catch those crazy kitty-cats.

[ Cat growls]

[ Crowd yelling...]

Man: ...break! Come on!

[ Crowd yelling...]

Boy, cat, this neighborhood is really going downhill.

Just keep your eyes peeled for my spare lives.

Stop, you got to help me!

[ Screaming...]

Don't bother.

[ Mouse squeaking]

[ Gulps]

[ Laughs]

There, follow that cat.

[ Crash]

Whew... Good.

I'll be safer on foot.

[ Siren wailing, cat screams]

[ Gasping and panting]

[ Laughs]

[ Grunting]

Come on, cat, there he is!

[ Crowd yelling...]

There he is!

That's the trouble-making cat!

Me?

Oh... Oh, no, no, no, no.

You've got it all wrong.

Um, you see, uh, dog here was dusting some bottles

And [ laughs]-- it's funny, 'cause, quite accidentally...

Get him!

[ All yelling..]

Whoa...!

[ Sirens wailing...]

[ Both gasping and panting]

Dog, I'll never find my extra lives with that mob after me.

It's somewhat distracting!

[ Gagging...]

Pull yourself together, cat.

We can't give up.

Now, if you were you, where would you go?

Um, if I was...

The fish market!

The fish market!

[ All laughing and yelling...]

Cat-life: pull my finger!

[ Laughter]

Hey, was that me?

[ Laughter and yelling...]

Hey, lives, is this the life or what?

Cat: all right, boys, party's over.

[ Laughs]

What are you going to do with that, clean us?

Something like that.

Suck 'em up, dog!

[ Vacuum whirs loudly...]

[ Cat snickers]

Dog: you're a little late, eight!

Free at last!

Yes... Oh, whoa...!

[ Snickers]

[ Panting fearfully...]

I got him, cat! I got him!

Yeah, you sure do, dog.

You know, cat, your other lives were kind of nice

But nobody can take your place.

[ Chuckles]

Thanks, pal.

Cat [ muffled]: dog...

Dog...!

[ Chuckles]

You know, dog, this could be the start

Of a beautiful relationship.

♪ One fine day with a woof and a purr ♪

♪ A baby was born and it caused a little stir ♪

♪ No blue bug and no three-eyed frog ♪

♪ Just a feline, canine

♪ Little catdog

♪ Catdog... Catdog...

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog ♪

♪ Out on the road or back in town ♪

♪ All kind of critters putting catdog down ♪

♪ Got to rise above it, got to try to get along ♪

♪ Got to walk together, got to sing this song ♪

♪ Catdog... Catdog...

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog... ♪

♪ Alone in the world was a little catdog. ♪