04x16 - LePurr Strikes

[bunniefuu]

Flowers.

I've been overthinking this whole "wooing Charlene" thing.

As soon as she opens that box of sunflowers,

love will bloom!

[ringing]

Charlene.

Calling about the flowers, eh?

You didn't get them?

You got disco music?

Um, hang on.

Is this the florist?

An elderly woman picked up my flowers

and promised to deliver them to Charlene?!

Well, then why did she get disco music?!

A flower crime wave? Seriously?

What? This sounds like the work

of the notorious cat burglar Le Purr,

who is known to love flowers and disco?

Oh, excuse me, Blossom.

Le Purr.

Wait a minute, Blossom, how do you know so much about Le Purr?

Because her real name is Duchess Petunia

Cupcake von Yum Yum?

And she's your identical twin sister?!

So that wasn't an old woman in that flower shop at all!

It was Le Purr!

Chet, Blossom, I need those flowers back

and someone to turn that music off!

RUFF: ♪ Life was missing its mystique ♪

♪ My squeaky toys had lost their squeak ♪

And then, out of the blue, I saw the phone and bam!

My destiny was calling me.

[instrumental jazz playing]

♪ Pitched my vision for a show

♪ They loved it, thought I was a pro ♪

♪ They got my contract back to find ♪

♪ To their alarm, a dog had signed ♪

♪ FETCH! Oh, I like that name.

♪ With Ruff Ruffman

♪ I didn't wait to renovate

♪ Found six contestants, all were great ♪

♪ And now I'm on the road to fame ♪

♪ I've got a game show and its name is ♪

♪ FETCH!

It's very catchy.

♪ With Ruff Ruffman

It rolls off the tongue.

♪ With Ruff Ruffman

Blossom, you think my insurance will cover this?

♪ FETCH!

Funding for FETCH! with Ruff Ruffman with cRUFF: And here come the contestants now!

She thinks she's graceful when she's dancing,

but not when she's walking.

She says she doesn't like to dance.

At all! It's...

Her friends call her a worrywart.

He likes rap, rock, metal and pop music.

He likes telling jokes.

He's currently writing a novel called Cliff Mountain.

Let's get an update on the scores.

Brian in sixth place with points.

Bethany down to fifth with /.

Talia down to fourth with .

Liza up to third with .

Isaac in second with /

and Sterling still in first with , / points.

Hello and welcome to FETCH!,

where contestants complete challenges

for points, prizes, and sometimes

to help patch up my relationship with Charlene.

[kids sympathizing]Ruff, what happened?

I bought a gift for Charlene,

but before it got delivered, it was stolen.

[gasps]Are you serious? By who?

And she was sent this instead.

[disco music playing, FETCHers groaning]

It's horrible.Who would listen to this?

It's disco music.

As you can imagine, Charlene was not happy.

French poodles do not boogie down.

Anyway...[giggling]

Blossom says this heist has all the marks

of the notorious disco-loving cat burglar

Le Purr.

She's Blossom's

identical twin sister!

Yes! Oh, just like you and Scruff.

It's okay, Blossom.

We know it's not your fault.

In fact, Blossom helped me devise

our two challenges today in order to figure out

Le Purr's methods

and retrieve my gift to Charlene.

Yeah! Nice! Yeah!

Brian, Le Purr has been robbing defenseless florists.

I need you to find Mark at O'Shea's Flower Shop.

You're going to learn to manage the store.

Keep your eyes open, and report any suspicious

activity, got it?Yes!

The address of where you're going is in the mailbox.

So go fetch!

Good luck, Brian.

Bye. Bye, Bri. Bye, Brian.

Okay, is he gone? Good.

Isaac, you will be participating in:

Blossom's twin, Le Purr, is a master of disguise.

And that's exactly what you need to master.

You will assume someone else's identity

and then try to trick Brian at the flower shop.

Your instructions are in the mailbox.

Now, go fetch!

Okay, bye, Ruff.

Bye! Bye, guys.

Blossom is busy working out the location

of the hideout of Le Purr.

Meanwhile, I'm going to need two of you

to learn how to disable Le Purr's

security system.

And those two are Sterling and Talia.

Everything you need to knowYeah, guys.

is in that mailbox.

So go fetch.

Don't worry, we are going to help you.

Good luck to both of you.Bye, guys.

As determined by the FETCH , Liza and Bethany

Oh, yeah!have stayed behind in the studio today,

but they'll be eligible to win points

during the Half-Time Quiz Show.

And of course,

everyone remembers that swingin' hit

from :

♪ FETCH! Fairness Guarantee, yeah! ♪

All the contestants will have competed for the same number

of points by the Grand Finale.

For the four contestants out on the challenges,

up to points are at stake in the Triumph Tally.

So let's boogie on down with Brian.

So Brian's going into the flower shop.

He knows it's his job to detect suspicious activity.

BRIAN: Hi, are you Mark?

I'm Mark. You must be Brian.

RUFF: Now, what he doesn't know is that

Mark really isn't a florist.

He's an actor.

You are to learn how to run a business.

And I'm here to show you, ready?

I am ready.

Okay, then let's go. Excellent.

Here comes Isaac.

This is Mara.

Hey, Isaac. Yeah.

I'd like to welcome you to Riverside Theatre.

You're going to learn a little bit about acting today.Cool!

Acting. Brilliant!

Brian, one of the most important things

about running a business is customer service.

And I like to call it "flair."

"Flair." I like that.

We need more flair around here, Blossom.

Answering the phone is very important in any business,

because you never know who's going to call.

I answer the phone with my own flair.

I want you to answer the phone with your own flair.

Hello, O'Shea's, where daffodils rock.

Ooh! That was some serious flair.

Be sincere, because that other person

on the other line can feel what you're feeling.

Hello, O'Shea's, and roses are nice.

Okay, not bad, Brian.

I'm sure that...Best I can do.

That's the best you can do?

Okay, well, that's-- it's a start. Okay.

Theatre in general is actually an ancient art form.

Wait, who's that?

Back in Shakespeare's day,

women were not allowed to perform as actors.

Oh, look, a little, old lady's lost on the stage.

Man, that breaks the heart.

So the men had to play the male roles

and the women's roles.

Isn't that right, Henrietta? Oh.

Isaac, this is Henrietta, my assistant.

Oh, she works there. Hey! Henrietta is

actually Henry.

That's not an old lady at all.

That's a boy!

Your challenge today

is to become an -year-old woman.

Uh, okay.

You're going to be playing:

[in falsetto]: Hello, I'm Mrs. Isaacson.

All right, that's kind of elderly.

Okay, Blossom, Brian and Isaac are hard at work,

so what's the latest on my flowers?

[beeping]

You tracked Le Purr to her hideout?

The Zone?

She has a laser light security system

protecting the flowers?!

Good thing I have Talia and Sterling

learning about laser light.

Hi, are you John?

I'm John. Hello, John.

Ruff wants me to teach you guys

a little bit about light.

More specifically, lasers.

JOHN: Let's start out with this tennis ball.

I'm going to put a target on the board,

and I want you guys to stand

where you think the ball is going to go

if I stand here and hit the target. Okay.

[Talia shrieks] Oh!

I guess we could throw tennis balls at Le Purr,

but that really won't disable her security system.

So what are we doing here?

How are you predicting where it's going to go?

TALIA: You hit it, and the angle that it hits the wall at,

is the same angle that it'll come off the wall from.

Nicely done, Talia.

JOHN: What about light?

I'm going to put a mirror here.

Do you think light bounces off things

like a tennis ball would?

No. Yes! No or yes?

Which is it?

The angle to the mirror from me,

is that the same angle to you?Yeah.

So it works both ways.

Light from you is hitting the mirror coming to me.

And the light from me is bouncing to you.

So that means if I can see you in the mirror,

then you can see me, too.

What's that, Blossom?

You say there's a disco ball in Le Purr's hideout?

And they can use it to disable her security system?

Awesome!

The one customer that comes in

every single week, Mrs. Isaacson...

You remembering that, kids? Mrs. Isaacson?

Sounds familiar?

Every single week at this time, she comes in

and she gets-- she has tea.

Good idea, Mark. We'll give her some tea.

The tea has to be exactly degrees

and we measure it by here.

Oh, a thermometer. Nice touch.

She has light toast with white bread,

two half pats of butter.

And most importantly,

on the toast after the butter is spread,

gently and evenly, two...

two hard shakes of cinnamon.

Wow, she is really hard to please.

I hope Isaac can pull this off.

This is our makeup and wardrobe room.

Where the transformation will begin!

This is Heidi. And this is Sue.

Okay, Isaac, here is your dress.

A little bland.

Shoes, a handbag,

the stockings... Ugh!

and you have a slip to wear.

What's that? A slip? It's kind of like

underwear.

Great.

This is a European garden.

Isn't that nice? Soak it in.

It's very nice. Brian.

Soak it in.

[exhales]

Uh, let's not overdo it, Mark.

Wouldn't you love to be a florist?

Yes.This is phenomenal. This is what I do.

[mouthing "No."] Ah, come on, Brian.

This is called a snapdragon. You know why? Let me show you.

Here, put your finger really close up there, okay?

Doesn't bite, does it? Oh, watch out! It's a snapdragon.

What? What?

That's a little florist humor.

I could go on the road with that, couldn't I?

Ha-ha-ha, Mark. Uh, yeah.

Let's stick to the training.

This is what I do, all the time, every day.

Really? Isn't it exciting?

Okay, let's check on Mrs. Isaacson.

Smile just like that.

Don't move.

We're going to start with the shadow first.

This is good. This is good.

Wow, Isaac! That is unbelievable.

I'll be even Le Purr can't disguise herself that easily.

Right, Blossom?

Oh, she can?

JOHN: Do you think you guys can draw where

Sterling and I were standing, and how the light

reflected off the mirror?Yeah.

Look at that-- the mirror is changing

the direction the light travels.

Talia, what are the angles that we're talking about?

The equal angles would be

these ones.When we measure these,

we draw what's called a "normal line" at the point

where the reflection occurs.

And the angles are measured

to the normal line.

So this angle right here, we would call:

And then, the other angle...

Reflecting! The angle...Reflection.

Hey, that give me an idea.

Maybe they can use mirrors

to reflect light onto the disco ball

and knock out Le Purr's security system.

I think you guys are ready for your first challenge.

It's in locker .

Okay, I've sent them a challenge

to see if they can send light

around a corner. TALIA: It says "open me."

All right, open me.Wait.

"Talia and Sterling, use these two mirrors to hit

the bull's-eye with the beam." Wait, where's the bull's-eye?

The bull's-eye is in my room on the far wall.

Oh, man!

They've got to use mirrors to reflect light

from the hallway back into the classroom.

TALIA: Wait! Okay. JOHN: Go.

I have to get it into your mirror, so you can get it

into the bull's-eye. Look! It's working!

Is it on your mirror?Yeah.

Aim it at the bull's-eye!

They're making the light go around the corner.

All right, I got it.Yes!

They got it! All right, yeah!

Like, this is my life,

dealing with some of these beautiful creatures.

They want some positive feedback.

They want what?So we'll try and sing.

You're gonna what?[Mark vocalizes in falsetto]

What are you doing?

They hear you, man. They hear you, Brian.

I don't want to.Oh, come on.

Open your mouth. We'll just fake it.

[Mark vocalizing in falsetto]

That was great. That was awesome. Yeah.

Hey, let me give that a try.

[vocalizing operatically]

Oh...

Okay, now this feels really awkward.

They are putting the finishing touches on Mrs. Isaacson.

I like my tea a certain way.

So keep it always up here.

Okay? Okay.

Pretty good. Pretty good. I like it.

I'm going to get my flowers back.

[phone ringing]Hello, O'Shea's?

I thought you were supposed to answer the phone with flair?

Hey, John, how are you?

[chuckles]: Okay.

Uh, this is going to be difficult, but, um, okay.

I'll be right there. Bye-bye.

I have to run across town. I'll be back--

no problem-- minutes at the latest, okay?Okay.

So Mark is sneaking out

and leaving Brian alone in the flower shop.

I will be back, okay?

All right, this is going to be hard, Ruff.

Don't worry, Brian.

You're going to be great.

Last touch, the wig.

Excellent! Oh, Mrs. Isaacson!

I think Mrs. Isaacson

is ready to meet the world.

JOHN: So we've seen what happens

when light reflects off a mirror.

The mirror gives you such a perfect reflection,

that you actually will see the image.

Well, hello, you handsome dog.

Most objects, like this board or your shirt,

you won't get such a perfect reflection.

Still looks perfect here.

Some of that light is also absorbed by the object.

And there is one other possibility

where the light may go through the object.

What types of materials

does light travel through?TALIA: Glass.

Glass, yes! Sun comes through the window.

Yeah. Water.Water, absolutely.

Air. Oh, air.

Air. JOHN: Plexiglas. Yeah.

Plexiglas.

Okay, so I have a laser here, which you can see coming out.

Cool.

And you can see it hitting Ruff.

Yes, it is!

What's going on in between?

Air isn't reflective.

What can we put in the air that might be reflective?

Chalk! Chalk dust.

Chalk dust!

Oh, it's like...

Wow! Now you can see it!

TALIA: You can see it.

STERLING: Oh, you can see it, like, moving, too. Wow...

[coughing]

Chalky.

JOHN: Okay, so now I've got the laser

so we can see it on the table a little bit.

I'm going to take this piece of Plexiglas,

which we can see through,

so we know light can go through it.

What do you think's going to happen when I set this down?

I think it'll, like, reflect.

I think it'll be obstructed.

I think it's going to go right through.

All right, let's give it a try.

[Talia gasps] Ah...

It was on Ruff.TALIA: And then it moved.

There is some reflection and then some goes through.

Now, watch this.

That angle changes...TALIA: As you turn it.

It does something called refraction,

which is when light travels through a material

but it changes direction

depending on what angle it goes in at.

The Plexiglas bends the light!

Now, the more he angles that Plexiglas,

the more it will bend the light.

Let's add refraction to our diagram.

If we make the block of Plexiglas,

here's the laser coming in.

It did reflect a little bit

but it also went through

at an angle and this angle is the angle...

TALIA: Of refraction!

Excellent, Talia!

Hello, Ruff Ruffman back here in Studio G

with Bethany and Liza,Oh, yeah!

who are ready to earn points of their own

during the Half-Time Quiz Show.Yes!

points are available.

You have seconds to answer

as many questions as you can.

questions available at...Five points a piece!

Five points a piece, yes.

Are you ladies ready?Yes. Yep.

Then let the quiz begin with a true or false.

True. Yes!

Um, they had...

BOTH: Interceding and reflecting.

Incorrect but close.

Um, reflects off. Um, reflect! Yes!

Reflecting?

Incorrect!

Water and glass.

I need one more thing.

Plexiglas. Yes!

"Roses are nice." Good!

They used chalk dust.Yeah, chalk dust.

Yes! Oh, we're out of time.[groaning]

Well, it looks like you got out of .

points.

Now, let's go over to the ones you missed.

Starting with...

Oh, okay. Also,

I'm looking for incidence.

Angle of incidence.Oh...!

And that is the end of the Half-Time Quiz Show.

So, will Brian ever find out

why he's in a flower shop?

Let's see if his day's looking any rosier!

Hi, Brian.

All right, just, you know...

if you get bored, just sing to a flower.

Good job, Mark, good job.

Ah, again with the old ladies.

Oh, that's right, that's Isaac.

Let me give him a call.

[phone ringing]

Hello?

Hello, Mrs. Doubtfire--

I mean, Mrs. Isaacson, it's Ruff. Hey, Ruff!

Listen, I need you to go find Brian now.

He's managing a flower shop.

We're gonna play a little trick on him.Okay.

He needs to think you're really Mrs. Isaacson.

You really have to sell this.ISAAC: Okay.

And I need you to be really cranky!

All right, ma'am, go get him!

Bye!Bye.

Technology these days...

Hello, Mrs. Isaacson.

Hello, Mara.

This is Gary.How do you do?

Hi, Gary.

And Gary is going to play the part

of your personal assistant.

Oh, okay, okay.

Let's go.

Okay, guys, I have the laser set up

to hit the first of the two Ruff targets over there

and notice the laser is right through

the yellow part of his belly.

Your challenge is to get the laser to hit the second Ruff.

You get three chances to set it down in a way

that makes the light hit second Ruff.

They have to refract the laser beam

from the first Ruff to the second Ruff.

TALIA: Okay, that didn't work very well. Oh, didn't work.

TALIA: Oh, we just need to turn it a little bit.

Pick it up and turn it more.

Like this? Yeah, go!

[Talia and Ruff groaning]

TALIA: We have to turn it more.

Right there.

TALIA: Oops...

JOHN: So close![Talia groaning]

No, almost!

So it's now all coming together.

Isaac is now a master of disguise just like Le Purr.

Okay, everybody get ready.

Hello. Hey.

And good--

Notice how Isaac is not showing his face.

Where's Mark?He's not here right now.

Okay, well, we come in every week and...Yeah.

Then you know we always get two dozen roses.

Do you want me to go get those?

Could you, please?

And also tea.

Yeah.

degrees...

It has to be very precise.

Excellent job with the customer service, Brian!

Now, that comes with toast also.

Yeah. Yes, toast with two, uh...

Two cinnamon.

Yeah. Here are your flowers.

Okay, great.

Uh, Brian doesn't seem to suspect anything yet.

Okay, he's now making the toast with the cinnamon.

Wow, Brian, using a thermometer, too!

Grab a plate.

There's just a little cinnamon.

Hopefully there won't be a complaint.

I'm sorry,

she needs more cinnamon.

Okay.

More cinnamon, Brian.

Is this enough for you?

How's that tea?It's a little too hot,

so I'll let it cool down a little bit.

Please.

Is Black tea okay?

She usually has Earl Grey.

Do you know where he keeps it?

I don't know.

They don't have Earl Grey.

They've had it for years.

I know, I know. I know, let me ask.

All right, well, let me just have that then.

Have you checked the temperature?

It was just at .

But quickly.

Mrs. Isaacson is gonna complain about

the temperature regardless.

This is too hot!

Too hot! Take this back.

Yes, Brian, the paw wave.

That should sufficiently cool down the tea by dinner.

Try this tea now.

This is too cold now!

Brian's looking nervous. Isaac's really selling this.

GRAY: Maybe add some more hot water.Okay.

I have been coming here for the past years.

Boy, Isaac's good.

The least I can do

is get enough cinnamon and get my tea the right temperature.

So now is it too hot or is it too cold?

I mean, this is my job here.

ISAAC: Gary! What is the problem?

I do not know about this young man.

He should be fired right now, Gary.

Easy, Isaac, let's not overdo it, buddy.

[whispering]: I don't think that's a real old lady.

Yes! Brian's on to it!

Old lady's on the move, old lady's on the move!

And now it's time to reveal the ruse.

You really need to get better at this service.

I know. A-ha!

You suspected something!

I was gonna say that was the fakest old lady I've ever seen.

How many fake old ladies have you seen, Brian?

I had no idea it was you.

You wanna sing to some more flowers or what?

Look at that, Brian, Mark wasn't even real!

Another actor!

Did you think I was a freak or what?

Kind of.I'm a little bit of a freak.

We'll just see you back at Studio G, Ruff.

All right, gentlemen...

I mean, ma'am. Give me that!

Hey, that's Mrs. Isaacson's walker, Brian!

That's just mean.

And now it's time to send Talia and Sterling to The Zone!

What, Blossom?

They have to wear disguises to get in?!

Hmm, they need to wear something

to get past that disco-loving Le Purr.

Ooh, I've got it!

Blossom, to the closet.

It's time for your final challenge. Oh!

Great.You'll find the info

in lockers and .

Good luck!Let's go!

Ooh, I hope Chet got everything to the locker in time.

Okay, read the note.

BOTH: "Change into these outfits

for your final challenge at The Zone."

TALIA: Ah... Oh, this is cute!

Yes! Ruff, I love you.

Oh, I'm glad you like it, Talia. I love you, too.

JOHN: That is going to look good on you, Sterling.

That is looking fly.

And it's time to boogie on down to The Zone.

Okay, we're at Le Purr's hideout.

If Talia and Sterling can find the laser light

and shine it on the disco ball,

that should disable Le Purr's security system.

Then they can get back my flowers for Charlene.

Okay. Okay, let's go.

Now it's time to put what they learned into action.

Whoa.

So there's the laser.

TALIA: Let's find the mirror ball. It's right there.

Yes! There's the disco ball hanging from the ceiling.

The fishbowl's right under it.

Now that's a security system.

To disable it, the laser has to get reflected into the fishbowl.

Then it's refracted by the water like it did with the Plexiglas.

Then it has to be reflected straight up to the disco ball.

Okay, guys, get to it.

I'll try to do the mirrors.Okay.

Okay, ready?To the right, to the right.

Use the mirrors to reflect the light into the fishbowl. Down... Wait, wait. Oh, oh.

Yeah, all right, leave it right there. Good, good.

Right there? Okay, okay.Okay, let's go.

The light's in the fishbowl

And the water in the fishbowl is refracting the light,

just like the Plexiglas did.

Get the mirrors.

Okay, we got to hit the mirrors onto the mirror ball.

Use the mirrors to reflect the lasers

up to the disco ball on the ceiling. All right.

Oh, right there, it's on the laser, it's on it, it's on it.

Oh, all right, there's one.

STERLING: Okay, we got it.

They've got it!

BOTH: Yeah!

They hit the disco ball with the laser

and disabled the security system.

Clearing a path to the flowers.

Take that, Le Purr.

Got your flowers, Ruff.

Let's go.

[disco b*at playing]

Ruff, we got your flowers and we're heading back to Studio G.

Later. Yes!

Uh, put 'em in water if you can, guys.

And here come our intrepid FETCHers now.

Brian and Isaac.

Wow, Isaac.[laughter]

You do not look like you.

At all.

They had laser light.

Go lasers. Talia and Sterling.

Yes! The outfits!Love the pants.

All right, let's unmask some points.

ALL: Yeah!Isaac.

ISAAC [high voice]: I'm Mrs. Isaacson.

points were at stake if you could fool Brian

in the flower shop.

This is too hot.And you did it... almost.

I don't think that's a real old lady.

That's not bad.

And Brian...

Roses are nice.

You ran a flower shop and were able to detect an imposter.

That was the fakest old lady I've ever seen.

Yeah!

Talia and Sterling.

Yeah!

For applying the principles of reflection and refraction

to light up the disco ball,

disengage Le Purr's security system

and steal back my flowers--

Yeah!

Good job, guys.High five.

[French accent]: But is that all the points

a dog can give?

ALL [in French accents]: No.

Quelle heure est-il?

ALL: Bonus points.

Today's ten bonus points go to the contestant

who thought that her disco outfit

Oh, this is cute....was out of sight.

Talia with points-- you're today's daily winner.

Now, Talia, I have here two identical disco balls

in disguise.

Under one disco ball, a prize

that will make you want to dance the night away.

Under the other,

a prize that will make you want to dance the prize away.

So which will it be,

disco ball A or disco ball B?

Okay, A.

Your prize is not in the mailbox today.

It is behind the wagon.

A disguise kit.

Look at that.

Enjoy.

Well, that's it for our show.

Join us next time

where all FETCHers will be dressed normally.

See ya, FETCHers.

ALL: Bye, Ruff.

[phone rings]Hello.

Charlene!

I mean, uh, hey... [weak laugh]

finally got the flowers, huh?

You're allergic to sunflowers?!

I didn't know that. Sorry.

Wait, you've grown to actually like the disco music?

Well, you know, I didn't send that.

That was Le Purr.

But I actually do have my own collection

of hip dance tracks.

Here, listen.

♪ Disco dancing dog

♪ Who's that?

♪ Disco dancing dog-- boogie-woogie. ♪

Hot stuff, huh?

Hello?

Charlene, are you there?

[Ruff scatting]

♪ FETCH!

♪ With Ruff Ruffman

[Ruff scatting]

♪ FETCH!

♪ With Ruff Ruffman

♪ FETCH!