04x20 - Fetch Finale IV: The Prophecy Fulfilled!

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04x20 - Fetch Finale IV: The Prophecy Fulfilled!

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The FETCHers protected a locked briefcase

from t riminav in disguise, Inspector Dijon,@

and the briefcase contains the answer to finding

I have no idea.

Uncle!

I think it's safe enough to tell you

where that train is heading now:

Old Sturbridge Village-- the town that time forgot.

Your ancestor, old Jebadiah Ruffman,

Deciding the helmet was too dangerous, @@@

he left it in Old Sturbridge.

Oh, so the briefcase contains a map

showing wheee the helmet is.

Nay. It contains Jebadiah's prophecy.

Okay, so no map?

Prophecy.Prophecy.

Well, Blossom, this is the Grand Finale.

We have just one show

to determine the grand champion

and get the Helmet of Victory.

I want that helmet.

Not that helmet!

CP [giggling]

RUFF:♪ Life was missing its mystique ♪

♪ My squeaky toys had lost their squeak ♪

And then, out of the blue, I saw the phone and bam!

My destiny was calli me.

[instrumental jazz playing]

♪ Pitched my vision for a show

♪ They loved it, thought I was a pro ♪

♪ They got my contract back to find ♪

♪ To their alarm, a dog had signed ♪

♪ FETCH! Oh, I like that name.

♪ With Ruff Ruffman

♪ I didn't wait to renovate

♪ Found six contestants, all were great ♪

♪ And now I'm on the road to fame ♪

♪ I've got a game show and its name is ♪

♪ FETCH!

It's very catchy.

♪ With Ruff Ruffman

It rolls off the tongue.♪ With Ruff Ruffman

Uh, Blossom, does Chet have a pilot's license?♪ FETCH!

Funding for FETCH! with Ruff Ruffman RUFF: Ah, here come my FETCHers.

Open it.All right, all right, all right.

Open it up.UNCLE: There it is.

Open the laptop, open the laptop.

Oh, hi.

Hi, Ruff.Hey, Ruff.

UNCLE: The prophecy, Ruffie.

Don't touch it, Brian.

We need it exposed to the air for at least one minute.

Well, that's just enough time to go over the standings.

[all agreeing]

RUFF: With , points,

she's in first place, and that's just how she likes it--

With , / points, in second place--

At , / points, in third place--

At , points, in fourth place--

With , points, in fifth place--

And at , / points-- don't count her out just yet--

Now, let's get to the business at hand.

The legend states that the helmet can only be claimed

by the two who are must worthy.

Okay, FETCHers, you've been dropped off

in Old Sturbridge Village.

UNCLE: Now the helmet has been somewhere in this village

for years.

It's been guarded by the dangerous General Tso,

and the helmet can be claimed

only by the two people most worthy.

This is also the Grand Finale.

A grand champion must be decided today.

And the winner will have their portrait hanging

next to the portraits of our three other champions

on the FETCH! Wall of Fame.

You can't have a Grand Finale competition

and find the helmet.

What are you going to do?

The, uh, prophecy will tell us what the challenges are,

and the FETCHers will find me the Helmet of Victory.

Let's see what this prophecy has to tell us.

BRIAN: "First, pigs and cows must fly! Must fly!

"On the shoes of a horse,

"don't ask me why.

"One ringer by pig or cow sends rival away,

so hop to it now."

Okay, that part of the prophecy makes, uh,

no sense.

Cow and pig?

Shoes of a horse?

Horseshoes! Horseshoes!

Horseshoes.Ride, like ride the horse.

Can't you see, Ruffie?

It's a game of horseshoes.

But we're needing a pig and a cow.

Pig and a cow... Ah, I've got it.

FETCHers, I have arranged to have some outfits for you.

Just look for the stagecoach.

Brian, Bethany, since you're in

fifth and sixth place respectively,

Brian, you will be the cow,

Bethany, you will be playing the role of the pig.

Good luck, guys.

That is so cool.Should we get in there?

My gosh.

Whoa.

Oh, my gosh.

Which way is it?You're gonna be a pig.

Here we go, FETCHers.

Moo.

What is this stuff?

RUFF: Wow, you guys look much better.

Thanks.

The Elimination Round number one.

UNCLE: In those basins are horseshoes.

RUFF: Brian and Bethany, you need to fish out

the horseshoes from the basins

and throw them at the stakes.

The first to get a ringer moves on.

Now, a ringer happens

when the horseshoe wraps around the stake completely.

If you complete this challenge, I am-- I mean we--

are one step closer to the Helmet of Victory.

Ready? Yes.

Set... go!

Yeah, guys! Whoo!

UNCLE: Throw, piggy.

RUFF: Oh!

UNCLE: Brian, my lad.

And she throws...

Oh, look at the arm on that pig.

Come on, guys, you can do it.

UNCLE: That's it. Let's go, moo cow.

Ah, she missed. Oh, that was so close, Bethany.

Just put more of your back into it.

Oh! This be action-packed!

RUFF: Oh!

Let's go, Bethany!

RUFF: The first ringer.

Good game, Bethany.

Brian wins!

Good job, Bethany.

Good job, Bethany.

RUFF: Wait, wait, wait, wait, Bethany.

I want everyone to see how amazing you were

this whole season.

You were really awesome.

Thank you for being on the show, Bethany.

[voice breaking]: Blossom, roll the tape.

[playing march]

Whoo!

Three. Three.

Aw, Ruff.

It's not that bad.

My arms are tired.[laughing]

[cheering]Bethany, yay.

Bethany, you're going to get to watch

the rest of the proceedings

from the comfort of Studio G.

Under my careful direction,

Chet is transforming Studio G

as we speak, and it's going to be fantastic.

[squeaking]

So, Bethany, we will see you back in Studio G.

Good job.We'll miss you.

Bye.

Brian, you have earned the chance

to go up against Liza

in the next Grand Finale elimination round.

"Triumphant pig or conquering cow.

"Find ye an ox and get thee a plow.

"Compete by completing the furrow that's straighter.

And five becomes four, you'll learn the rest later."

Agh!

What's a "furrow"?

Oh, this one makes no sense either.

Furrow-- It's a trench made in the soil by a plow.

You know how you, like, attach a plow to an ox,Yeah.

and then you plow the field? Yeah.

They're going to have to compete by plowing a field.

Is the helmet in a field?

Well, I need that helmet.

Go, go to the field.

Those are awesome. Good day.

RUFF: Good work, FETCHers.

Good day, sir.Good day, sir.

I've been waiting for you.

The contest today involves

guiding a plow as it is pulled through the ground

by our mighty oxen.

We will judge based on who has

the straightest furrow.

The winner will advance to elimination round number three.

Brian, since you're in fifth place,

you're going to go first.

UNCLE: On your marks, get set,

plow!

Go, Brian.

UNCLE: Oh, that's it, lad.

I never thought I'd be seeing a cow driving an ox.

RUFF: Don't fall down. Easy, Brian.

Whoa! Oh, Brian's plow came out of the ground.

Not good. Go, Brian, go.

Nice recovery.

Go, Brian.UNCLE: That's better, lad.

Nice and straight.

RUFF: Well, let's see how Brian did

as he looks back at his path.

STERLING: Awesome!

And now it's time for Liza.

Are you ready?Yep.

UNCLE: Get set!

Go!

RUFF: There you go, Liza.

Own that plow, Liza, own that plow.

There you go!

It's harder than it looks, Ruff.

UNCLE: Ah, they'll be planting squash in no time.

RUFF: All right, you did it!

Not too bad.

RUFF: Both of you did awesome.

But it's not up to me.

UNCLE: Ah, look at the way they're analyzing it.

Those are professionals.

Both of you had

very, very straight furrows.

So what it comes down to

is the number of times the plow popped out of the ground

and skipped over some dirt.

Liza, the plow popped out of the ground twice for you.

And Brian, it popped out three times.

This makes Liza our winner of the plowing competition.

RUFF: Liza, you're moving on

to the next round.

What can I say, Bri?

You were such an awesome FETCHer.

And you will always be an awesome FETCHer.

[voice breaking]: Roll the tape, Blossom.

♪ La, la, la. And open.

Ah, cha, cha.

I'm an official farmer.

GLEN: Indestructible butterflies. What?!

Have you seen Gamma Ray Guy?

[laughs]

[applause and cheering]

RUFF: Brian, you go and relax

with Bethany back at Studio G, buddy.

Is that cheese?

Chet, why is Bethany wearing

Swiss cheese on her head?

"Chet's Cheesy Cheese Spa"?

Chet, you set up a cheese spa?!

Oi.

Bye, guys. ALL: Bye.Bye-bye!

And now, we're at the third part of the prophecy!

We're getting so close to the Helmet of Victory.

Oh, I can just taste it!

ISAAC: "Now four turns into two against two!

"And Old Sturbridge sees

"something strange and new.

"Corn-carrying carts!

"That come in a box!

"And powered by light!

"No horse! No ox!

"The swifter chariot will bestow the means

to lure away General Tso!"

Okay.

And yet again, I have no idea what this means.

So I think now we split up into two teams.

"Corn carrying carts... powered by light...

No horse! No ox!"

So, maybe, like, there's a light

that we had to put in. It's solar-powered, solar powered.

Ruffie, they have to construct carts

that draw power from the sun,

and they have to haul

three ounces of cracked corn.

RUFF: You guys head back to town.

I'm sending t*nk back out

with supplies, and we'll meet you there.

It's corn, 'cause we have to carry it.

Elimination round number three.

The contest must now be two against two.

You're going to have to draw quill pens.

Two are orange, and two are blue.

It looks like Talia and Sterling

will be the Blue Quill Team,

and Isaac and Liza will be the Orange Quill Team.

You'll have to construct a cart that draws its power

from the sun in order to haul

three ounces of cracked corn.

All the materials you need are on the benches

to your left and right.

Cool.

RUFF: The two who build

the swifter chariot will go head-to-head

in the Final FETCH! Face-Off!

Nice! Right.

Let's build those carts!

Okay, this-- I think it's a car. Yeah.

And this whole thing goes on it.

This is the solar panel.

What this is doing is,

it's collecting all the light from the sun,

and it's converting it into energy.

It attaches here. The wires attach. Yeah.

RUFF: Hey, solar panels!

Like on my Cousin Roof's doghouse.

They convert light into electricity.

STERLING & TALIA: It's a mirror.

It's a mirror for solar power.

Certainly warmer light. And maybe we can reflect

sunlight off this and make it stronger.

On the laser light challenge, remember we used the angle?

RUFF: Good thinking, Talia.

You can reflect light just like

you did on the laser light challenge.

So what do we want it to hold?

If it pulled the weight down on that,

then it'd go a lot slower and... What do you think is lighter?

I think we should do this one because it's light.

Hey, so, do you want to test it out?

I think the racetrack is behind us.

It gets stuck in the cr*ck!

If we put some of the rubber bands around the wheels,

would that help at all?

Maybe they'll act like tires 'cause they are rubber.

I bet the rubber will add more friction

between the wheels and the road.

Like in the racing challenge.

ISAAC: Okay, the small wheels. Want to just

put, like, some tape on it?

RUFF: Maybe the tape can add friction, too.

Maybe the pie plate's affecting it.

So, let's just test it without that.

And... It's the weight.

Maybe we should tape, like, the bigger wheels.

So I think if we kind of like

tape these over like it has here.

See how it's like a flat surface?

Then it'll roll over just like when those roll over.

Okay, they added rubber bands for more grip,

but the wheels are still getting stuck.

Liza and Isaac are gonna replace the rubber bands

with tape, 'cause it's flatter.

Go.

Come on... Yes!

RUFF: Okay, you got sunlight for power and tape for traction.

Now let's check in on Talia and Sterling.

What if we put this tape on the wheels to make friction?

RUFF: Well, that's the same idea as the other team.

All right, let's test it out.

It's going but it's really slow.

RUFF: Nice.

But how are they gonna hold the corn?

Maybe the corn's supposed to go on here, Sterling.

Use this. It's really light.

Stick it on.

Yeah, that tape's on.

RUFF: Oh, Talia just spilled some corn!

[Talia groaning]

TALIA: And then it gets stuck.

A bit frustrating.

So maybe we should replace the tape with a rubber band.

Talia wants to try the rubber bands.

These rubber bands are, like, acting as tires.

Yeah, like the tire tread thing.

It creates, like, traction,

which is, like, gripping and stuff,

and so it, like, pulls it along.

Well, let's see if they have more luck

than the other team.

So try to get it in there.

Yeah, yeah.

Please work.

Yay. It's going. It's going.

Oh!

Okay, guys, the actual race is gonna be on the benches,

so you have two minutes left.

I'm gonna go get the corn.

My guess is the pan will probably make it harder

'cause that's adding weight.

My idea is,

we take one of the plastic cups.

Yeah. And that's a lot more balanced.

RUFF: Probably lighter, too.

We can even tape this, just around there,

and then it can pick up all the extra sun and bounce it back.

RUFF: The pie plate might actually reflect more light

onto the solar panel.

ISAAC: I mean, it's moving. Cool.

LIZA: We did it!

RUFF: Okay.

The Orange Team looks ready to race.

We're gonna prop up our

solar panel with this, so it faces the sun.

It gets all the energy it can.

All right, ready? Okay.

Turn it a little... Ooh!

RUFF: Talia!

What, have you got the spills today?

It's not quite straight, so it's turning.

I think this is a little not... straight.

I need more tape.Let's try it.

Please don't fall off the edge.

It's not going off.

Yay!

We did it!

RUFF: All right, testing is now over.

We have two solar mobiles.

You went with similar designs.

It's time to see which will win

in the Great Cracked Corn Carrying Cart Race.

When I say go,

the sun takes over,

and will send your cart over the finish line.

Are you guys ready?

Yup. Yep.

On your marks...

Get set...

Go!

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

It's really slow.

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Come on! Come on!

RUFF: Talia and Sterling's cart seems

to be in the lead.

Are the rubber tires better than the tape?

Oh, it's turning, though.

RUFF: But wait. Oh! It's pulling

to one side! No! It's gonna fall!

It's gonna go off. RUFF: Oh, no! Oh!

Talia spills the corn one last time!

Theirs is gonna win.

Yay!

Yeah, guys.

RUFF: There's the finish line.

Yeah! Yeah!

And we have a winner!

Nice! RUFF: You two are now going

head-to-head in the FETCH! Final Face-Off!

Great job, Talia and Sterling.

We'll see you back at the Cheesy Cheese Spa... oi.

ALL: Bye.

It's now time to read the last part of the prophecy.

"General Tso.

"She's the helmet's protector,

"and only corn has the power to affect her.

"Bring her the corn.

"That's your last chore.

Then claim the ancient helmet of lore."

Ah! This one I get.

Bring your cracked corn-carrying cart,

and let's go find that general.

She's got the helmet!

Hey, do you know where General Tso is?

Thank you. Thanks.

RUFF: The general's in the barn.

There it is!

The Helmet of Victory!

And there's General Tso!

RUFF: Where? Behind that chicken?

General Tso is the chicken!

RUFF: General Tso is a chick...

General Tso is a chicken?

A chicken.

Right now, Ruff,

she's a very powerful chicken.

Uh, all... all right, FETCHers.

Distract the general

with the cracked corn and grab that helmet!

This is for you. I'm gonna put that there.

And we're gonna take this off.

Good!

RUFF: Okay, now, don't open that box!

That helmet's mine, you know.

[laughs]

Back to Studio G.

RUFF: Hey, guys.

Welcome to the cheese spa.

Are you guys okay? Are you comfortable? BOTH: Yeah.

STERLING: And these cheese hats are pretty cool.

UNCLE: Wait! Ruffie, look!

Surprise! [cheering]

RUFF: Welcome back, guys.

Now just put the helmet box on the wagon over there and, uh,

nobody touch it, okay?

[nervous laughter]

Why don't you come around front to the monitor?

Sterling, you rocked the mike and the guitar this year, buddy.

I am gonna miss you.

All right.

Blossom, roll the film.

Strike three. You're out.

[cheering and shouting]

[gasping]

Control 'em, Sterl.

Uh-oh.

Ooh!

[rock music playing]

[screams]

LIZA: Sterling.

Sterling, that was awesome.

And now we move on to Talia.

Tals. Oh.

Talia, you were FETCH-eriffic.

You were FETCH-tastic.

You were FETCH...

Agh, just roll the tape, Ruffie.

It says it better than you.

[screaming] Oh, my gosh!

[screaming]

Ruff, this is so gross. Ew!

Ruff, this is disgusting.

This is fun.

You are now the Incredible Hawks.

[barks] [shrieks]

Oh, this is cute.

Ruff, I love you.

Oh!

Talia. RUFF: Great job, Talia.

Now go have some cheese.

Yeah. Yeah.

Chet, you better hope they like cheese.

All right, FETCHers.

Welcome to the FETCH! Final Face-Off.

May the best FETCHer win.

I'm going to ask you a series of questions.

If you know the answer,

you may buzz your burger.

The burger will then light up

the Gnomes of Knowledge.

Whoever has more points at the end of the face-off

will be crowned the FETCH! Grand Champion and receive

the incredible grand prize!

[all cheering]

Your solar car victory

earned you each points.

Isaac, that puts you at , / points.

And Liza, you're just

and a half points behind with , points.

Are you ready?

No.

Little nervous there, Isaac?

Yeah.

All right...

then let the Final Face-Off...

...begin!

The biggest bargain that Bethany and Brian found

at the Brimfield Fair was on what item?

Isaac!

Golf clubs.

Correct!

Who is this person, really?

Let me take off this welding mask.

Liza!

Gamma Ray Person Man

otherwise known as Grandma Ruffman.

Nicely done, Liza!

[groaning]

If you were to write down

the names of all the season four FETCHers,

what letter would appear most often?

Liza!"A."

Yes, the letter A!

BETHANY: Yeah, Liza!

What are the initials of my nephew's superhero identity

and what do they stand for?

Isaac!

UG, Ultra Glen.

Correct!

What is the name of the cat burglar

who stole the flowers I got for Charlene?

Liza!

"Le Purr..."

"Le Purr..." is correct!

What two senses do turkey vultures use to find food?

Liza!

Sight and their smell.

Correct!

What animal featured in Super FETCHers

can see in the infrared part of the spectrum?

That's mine!

Isaac.

The snake.Correct!

Also would've accepted pit vipers.

Who does this voice belong to?

VOICE: The Helmet of Victory is almost within my grasp!

Liza!

Inspector Dijon.

Yes, correct!

What secret cookie ingredient

caused this reaction in Sterling?

It just tastes bad.

Liza!

Wasn't it celery?

Incorrect. Isaac?

Spinach. Correct!

Last question, FETCHers!

Name each FETCHer and the challenge

I sent them on by themselves.

Liza.

Brian was ballet,

Sterling was the baseball challenge.

Bethany was the-- conducting the Boston Pops.

Talia did shrimp boating.

Isaac did penguins

and I did the goats.

Yes! Wow![all cheering]

This is an extremely tight contest.

Liza, with , points

and Isaac, you are a mere / points

behind with , / points.

The final part of the final FETCH! Face-Off

is worth points.

Yeah! Yeah!

Isaac, if you look to your left

and Liza, look to your right, you'll see

a stack of blocks with words on them.

They're not just any words.

They are nothing less than the entire electromagnetic spectrum.

You must stack the blocks in order

from lowest to highest energy.

But watch out, because some of the blocks

aren't part of the spectrum at all!

When you think you have the blocks stacked properly,

we stop and we will check to see if you are correct.

My team of experts-- Blossom and... well, Blossom--

will confirm your achievement.

If you've gotten it wrong,

then both of you must keep going

until we have a winner.

You two ready?

Yep. Yeah, we're good.

Set... go!

Yeah, guys!

Yeah, come on!

Remember to stack them on the red mat.

[kids cheering]

You got this, guys!

I can't remember...

You got this!

Oh, no!

[kids cheering]

[Isaac groaning]

I got it.

Liza says she's done,

so stop building! Stop building!

Okay, we've got radio waves, microwaves, infrared radiation,

then we go off to visible light.

Red, orange, yellow, green,

blue, purple, then ultraviolet light,

x-rays and finally gamma rays!

Blossom, final verdict?

Blossom says Liza's tower is correct!

[screaming]

[all screaming]

Liza is our FETCH! Grand Champion!

That was absolutely unbelievable!

I've got to sit down! Aah!

I am sending your wall of fame

glossy right now.

Really?

[Talia screaming]

[all cheering]

Awesome!

Congratulations, Liza.

Thanks, Ruff.

Great job, Isaac.

Thanks.

And I don't just mean today.

I mean through this whole turkey-vulturing

incredible hawk-costume-wearing season.

UNCLE: Ruffie, roll the tape and play it for the lad.

He wants to see his highlights.

You're going to be playing Mrs. Isaacson.

This is too hot!

I'm a cool guy. Keep me alive.

[cheering]: Totally saved us!

We should probably use our hawk amazing abilities.

Ugh!

Yeah, Ruff!

[laughing]

[all laughing]

Now, Liza... Liza, Liza.

Have a look at this, my champion.

I'm gonna cry now... [laughing]

♪ Ruff is awesome, Ruff is awesome ♪

Whoo!

Oh, my goodness!

♪ Ruff is awesome, Ruff is awesome ♪

♪ He's a bad dog

♪ Ruff, he's tough

♪ He's got the stuff

[bells ringing, door squeaking]

LIZA: Ah! I'm stuck in the door!

Yeah, Sterl!Yeah!

Yes, and now it's time to present

the grand prize!

Oh, no!

I forgot about the grand prize!

Oh!

Liza, I am so sorry!

I-I've been thinking so much about the Helmet of Victory,

I didn't get a grand prize this year!

Oh...

Blossom, what do you mean

I have a perfectly good prize to give?

The Helmet of Victory!RUFF: Oh, no.

No, no, no, no.

You know, she may be right, Ruffie.

Well, yeah, but...

[sighs]

Okay. Liza...

all season I've been watching you

and the rest of the FETCHers perform

the most amazing feats of skill.

And, well, if anyone deserves the Helmet of Victory, it's you.

[Bethany squeals]

So try it on, Liza, 'cause it's all yours, champ!

The season four grand prize!

Wow!

Ruff, this is awesome!Wow!

Wow! Put it on!

Thank you.

Well, it would've looked

pretty good on me, I'll tell you.

But it looks great on you, Liza.

[all cheering]

And so, it's another season of FETCH! with Ruff Ruffman.

Bye, guys!

ALL: Bye, Ruff!

We'll miss you!

Bye, guys! Bye!

Yeah, Chet! Bye!

Uh, Chet, we're gonna need

a clean-up in the studio.

Oh, Blossom, what started as a dog without a helmet of victory,

ended as a dog with the Helmet of Victory,

who then decided to give up his Helmet of Victory.

And my mom and pop would be so proud.

But they disappeared when I was just a pup.

[parrot squawking] Alive! Alive!

What? Who is?

Mom and Pop, alive! Alive!

[squawking]

Mom and Pop are alive?!

Blossom, Chet, this season may have just ended,

but next season's adventure has just begun!

[stomach growls]

Uh, but maybe we should make some lunch first.

[Ruff scatting]

♪ FETCH!

♪ With Ruff Ruffman

[Ruff scatting]

♪ FETCH!

♪ With Ruff Ruffman

♪ FETCH!
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