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flying like a chinese gong
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music pizza
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what kind of music would a pizza maker
is
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absolutely nothing pizza music pizza
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would you send beethoven to music school
would you send picasso to art school
would you send this piggy to charm
school
man you know this is not just a regular
cookie school this is a health food
cooking school
did you know that some olives are higher
than others
in zinc chromium and iron why don't i
just
review it besides who is going to run my
my kitchen who you you oh
i i i can handle it you can handle it
yes
that's so easy for you to say it really
and truly is but what about all the
blood
sweat and olive oil that i have invested
into making this
a food palace i think i forgot to tell
you that you're going to get paid
extra for going you know on second
thought i think maybe you can do it
okay sherry uh take up enough room for
these two
i wish that you were here to help them
charlie will you take that noise outside
we're trying to do business in here
will you take that business outside i'm
trying to make noise in here
charlie can you please the harmonica
you're blowing to
oh thank you for sharing i had no idea
you look like an expert my t*nk
my turn no it's not your turn it's my
harmonica it's not your moniker
you found it in jerry's closet i found
it together i found it so it's mine no
it's not yours
you're just playing it for spies charlie
tell me
why don't you let the sister have a tune
germs
sherry germs i i just don't want her to
catch my germs
being tom jeff is not contagious
everybody i'm not yes isn't he bothering
you
you see now i'll stop oh no no i don't
want to go outside
please outside no no i can't i'm waiting
for thr*at
but wait outside sure why you shouldn't
be so hard on charlie horse
i mean he's still practicing well yeah
but you know he doesn't know but he
gotta understand though
it's not easy he has to practice yeah
you gotta play bad
before you play good
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you gotta hit the notes that you
shouldn't before you hit the notes that
you should
you know of course you gotta hit
the clunkers and clinkers you gotta hit
the glass and the stinkers you gotta
play
bad like charlie
before you play again but that's nothing
but noise
sorry remember how i used to sound
before i became a case singer i know you
find it hard to believe but i was
embarrassing
what are you trying to say
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before you sing
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junk
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sherry do not scar i could be for
reaching the clock
but i could never know until i tried
that is for me for you oh before you
walk
fall on your face before you
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before they stand on opening night
unforgettable
how do you get the carnegie roll you
practice all right
guys wait a minute too much noise
stop
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sharing if his mama stopped rishnikov
when he tripped at the turn
how would burst nicole ever have a word
what he said
mama please let me make a mistake
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you gotta play back back
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what do you mean you can't place
volleyball today
don't you understand a part about him
not being my best friend anymore
well you're not playing with me these
days so who's your new best friend
my grandfather what do you expect us to
believe you're playing
beach volleyball with your friend father
no
after that i'm gonna play beach
volleyball with my best friend
who may or may not be
let's try the things i gotta do like why
like open a can of beans and turn on the
flossers in his bathtub
he's old enough to be your grandfather
he's old enough to turn on his own tub
no he's got arthritis in his hands old
people get that
sometimes yeah but why today because i
promise yeah well you promised to play
in the volleyball game with me
you know we are supposed to be a team
come on charlie it's my grandfather
he's my friend too she had to never see
something
yeah don't bother you're no friend of
mine
oh hey joey right come on i gotta move
this table
go ahead go ahead it is heavy oh listen
maybe when chris comes the two of you
could
help me move it chris yes
your best friend i don't have a best
friend
uh-oh what happened oh he's traded me in
for a grandfather
what you should have heard him no i
can't play in the game with you today
he said no i got so many things i got to
do for my grandfather why does anybody
want to hang around with an old guy
boring boring boring things i hate to
shake you upstairs
but there's a lot of only people who are
not born
if you want chris to get done sooner why
don't you go
help him with his grandfather
did i say something wrong no you said
something right
ready doggies steady
kitty oh hey look at you
wow that was great but but did you
really like those doggies
not dolphins what's a doggy
that's what cowboys call a baby cow a
doggie
yep you know we drove their critters up
to the high country where the grass was
green
yeah then we move them on to marcus he
was a rodeo rider too
weren't you granny no no yeah oh no are
you
serious you used to ride those
broncos
absolutely how'd you stay on well you
know charlie most time i didn't
uh you should have put velcro on the cdf
pen
yeah well you know i always roll tall in
the saddle that was because i was too
sore to sit down
but you know this arthritis sure does
make my fingers stiff ah
i wouldn't be able to take a bath or
open a can of beef
hey what's that what oh that's a
harmonica
you blow into it no kidding yeah really
yeah you know that's what i usually do
with mine you got a harmonica
oh i sure do do you play you better let
me hear okay
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great that was great i liked it how did
you
do that well here let me show you what
you blow into it just like you said they
see this harmonic
has ten holes and each hole has a number
right there above you always want to
hold the harmonica
with the numbers on top now that each
hole makes
two notes really yeah absolutely like
see that's a blow note when you blow
into it and then
when you draw your breath back in that's
a draw note
drag okay
you see you see i never can get just one
note i get a whole bunch in those all at
the same time
that's great that's a chord that's a
chord like
a chord a chord well it's two or more
notes
that are played at the same time and
sound good together
right that's a chord now suck your
breath back in
but that's another chord son you'll be
amazed how many songs go with those two
chords
now look when i hold my thumb down yeah
you blow out all right now see that's
the home court
thumbs up you draw in
that's the cord that's trying to go home
that's it yeah okay you ready cal post
ready for ride well chris and me we'll
sing
you play wow
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it's very simple that's all you have to
do
and you'll make beautiful music charlie
that i promise you
just remember in and out out in
you can play any composition
i sound like a musician
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that is what it's all about
by playing those two chords my son you
can have a lot of fun
no i think i got it
when you turn your thumbs down i go
when you turn your thumbs up i go
okay i got it but can i play a song you
play your harmonica charlie
chris and i will sing along
she'll be coming round the mountain when
she's coming when she goes
she'll be coming round the mountain when
she comes
when
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i'll find another one prettier than you
i'll find another one prettier than you
i'll find another one prettier than you
just come along my darling
boy i miss cookie oh me too
he made good pizza oh thanks a lot
all right dragon
oh do you think it's gonna stick up
there with the others i
uh certainly hope so uh-huh what are you
going to do now
uh same thing we did all day call
domino's
okay gramps your bath is ready the can
of beans is open
anything else no thanks then i'm out of
here
come on charlie let's go play ball
oh come on what's a hurry i just met the
coolest guy in my whole life
grant give me a hint um what do i do to
play just one note at a time
on this thing oh it's easy yeah yeah you
just make a little circle with your lips
like you're gonna whistle
and then just blow
okay i'll make my lips and ain't or
shankle and i blow
oh you see you see i thought you said it
was easy
well yeah you keep trying stick with it
i mean it took me a while but
now i can play a single note every time
yeah
come on charlie is waiting
hold it please gramps what was it like
to be a cowboy
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yeah it does sound great doesn't it
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oh oh put it back put it back
oh
music pizza hello sherry it's cookie
hello cookie i was wondering how is my
kitchen
oh uh it's very difficult
to describe you know really yeah
how does the movie twist the sound
what happened what happened it looks
like this place has been hit by a
tornado yeah well i told you i was
cooking up a storm
what did grandpa say i should do in
order to get one note at a time
oh yeah oh yeah i remember that okay
what do you think
good boy charlie frankie yeah
now now go ahead and
this is a blow that looks silly okay
here we go
now you want to do that every time you
just do it
he's awesome you're kidding the coolest
cowboy you ever met
oh no wait wait wait does this mean that
you like him
ah he's outstanding you ought to hear
the stories he tell
i'd love to why don't we invite this
great cowboy
to dinner excuse me did i hear you say
dinner
you expect me to cook for a cowboy sure
who do you think i am
wyatt burp i know what i'll make
rattlesnakes too yeah i got faith in you
cookie you'll think of something
come on let's go invite this great
cowboy to dinner
so a cowboy is coming to dinner big
deal settle this right away pranks and
babies
there you go sherry said
a great cowboy is coming to dinner what
did charlie horse say
charlie hort said he was the
coolest cowboy that he had ever seen
wait a minute if he's the coolest then
the greatest
he must be in the movies he must be a
movie star he must be
well clint eastwood is the greatest
coolest movie star
oh my goodness clint eastwood is coming
to dinner yes
i can't believe this i'm gonna cook for
clint eastwood
i'm gonna make a day what am i gonna
make not this
not this not this
i have nothing there's nothing here to
cook what am i gonna do
yoo-hoo take out come here
oh don't worry oh i'll clean up no no
don't clean up it's okay it's okay
here take this list take this shopping
list and i want you to get every single
thing on this list not so fast i can't
do it i want it
it's a shopping list for quincy's but
clint eastwood is coming to dinner i'm
gonna make his day
go go go go go go go oh cookies
it's your princess cookie uh
what's cooking well i have decided that
tonight
yes clint eastwood is going to eat the
finest italian cuisine
great how do you know because i
gonna cook her for him tonight yes yes
you're
taking tonight off no no i'm not gonna
take the night off no
you said that the greatest cowboy in the
whole world has come from the prison
forever
no no no that cowboy is
chris's grandfather chris's grandfather
was great
no no chris's grandfather is just
chris's grandfather that's it
cranks and beans
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watch what you're doing i thought you
wanted some dinner fingers that's what i
do
good here's some more oh all right guys
i'm not ready for seconds i'm sorry
hey where's the pepperoni the what the
pepperoni by the
time it gets to me all that's left is
the crust no
meat no cheese no when toby which by the
way i could do without yeah
where are you going no time for an old
friend you're too big now
whoa fingers please well listen mr big
sh*t
i remember you when you were when you
when it's when what
whenever who remembers garbage like that
but garbage like this
is worth forgetting see you later man
what's later that's
better than now dinner's later and
dinner's gonna be
great tonight oh good what time do i get
this you
yeah you know sherry doesn't want you up
in the restaurant
why not but you got another raccoon
coming
huh there's a law that said you can't
have
two raccoons sitting at the same table
i'll tell you what
okay whatever we eat inside
i'll bring out to you outside how's that
right here you got it buddy
i really like the decorations
do you yeah if i wasn't really really ho
and how personal how pretty
i would feel right at home here that's
the idea
oh what's going on what happened the
lights ran out here so i see
you can see in the dark oh goodness what
a
time for a power failure hey gary what's
going on
power failure scary somebody turned off
the knights all over the world why did
he do that
nobody did it it's a passive destroying
two g*ns
you'll never guess what happened out
there it's happening in here
too oh what happened
it's okay it's okay
vandals just don't turn off i gave you
12 dollars for them
now for candles what did you think of a
spool
candy no oh yeah you'd be surprised how
many candies you can buy for 12 gallons
oh no the lights are out today
and gramps is going to be here any
second
hey guys don't panic i can't eat in the
dark why not
i can't find my mouth don't panic hush
puppy just bought a big bag full of
candles
the big bag was for the players and the
candy
lamb chops panic oh this is so sad
this is really bad girl because we went
to so
much trouble to make that cowboy feel at
home
hey wait a second i know how we can make
the cowboys
really steal at home
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like i said practice makes perfect thank
you you see i'm perfect
oh now i'll never get to play that
harmonica
hey why would you want that old
harmonica when you could have
thank you that was nice charlie
so who brought you to play anyway oh no
one without folks you know they worked
real hard all day
but nice weren't a lot to do lots of
time to learn how to play this game
you're all alone no i had this
me and my monica we've been friends for
a whole lot of years
and just some of my monaco have some new
friends
i brought harmonicas for everybody
now whether i'm home on the range or on
the lone
and my monika are perfect company
it's my favorite instrument and it's
always been my quest
to be known across the land as the
fastest mouth in the west
me
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i feel
singing a song with roy rogers and tail
me and my mom
i wanna see a cowboy all dressed up in
white
because i am the good guy i always win
the fight
after i clean up the town the folks will
cheer a part
then i'll pick up my marker and there
are
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like
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you and me
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will
but we could still be friends
i hope that i will still be friends
i know that we'll still see friends
we will still be friends