what kind of music would a pizza play if
a pizza played a song
would it plank would it trip like a
magic flute
would a tinkle a tinkly tune wouldn't it
boom flying like a chinese g*n
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nothing pizza music
pizza come here the charlie horse music
pizza play
nothing pizza music
pizza
what kind of music will the pizza make
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oh i think i got a big one
oh i got me a giant fish a giant fish
it's gonna be a 200 pound monster marlin
caught by that
master mongrel me
oh darn it it's a shoe
well look at it this way you can't wear
fish
get off my lanyard silly oh that's what
i love
about fishing you never know what you're
gonna catch next
sometimes i think everything in the
world is in this ocean
except maybe fish
i love fishing
fishing is my natural condition
but today i only caught me
two lift shoes that's why
i got those they ain't frightened blues
just takes a little hook and lots and
lots of wishing
but today my little hook
is one of those fish refused that's why
i got those same fighting blues
someday
that prize one weighs about 400
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i think you're only dreaming
my ambition
is one sunday i'll reel my favorite fish
in
yummy some salmon awesome fish
some dab or crab or crawfish and that
will be
the day did i lose
those unexpected
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so how's the fishing hush puppy really
fine i don't see any fish well the
fishing is fine the catching is
terrible hey what's in your bottle looks
like a piece of paper
what is it you know charlie horse i
think it's a
map oh i think it's a treasure map
a pirate treasure map
oh i'm gonna be rich beyond
my wildest dreams oh oh
save me charlie hall save you from what
your wildest dreams ah
no from the pirate who
he could be in the bushes watching us
right now
and what if the pirate wants his
treasure back
forget it what do you mean there hasn't
been any pirates for hundreds of years
wowie that means that this is a very old
treasure map from a pirate uh hush puppy
if this was an ancient treasure map what
is it doing in a coke bottle
not everybody likes evernote i'm sorry
Rock A Bye Baby
rock-a-bye baby and a big squiggly line
i just can't figure it out well i happen
to know that a treasure map's supposed
to have an
x that marks the spot there's no x here
yeah but there is a spot where will you
put your finger
yes fingers would you please wash your
hands after you leave the garbage bin
you know we should show the treasure map
to cherry maybe she can figure it out
yeah but don't tell her it's a treasure
map
you mean let her guess no
we hope she doesn't guess that way we
can keep our treasure all to ourselves
our treasure
i'm the one who found the map great you
can keep the map
we'll keep the treasure hey kids
don't say anything what have you got
there it's a map
but we don't know what it is i never
could read a map
oh you can't eat it oh come on you read
music don't you
well yeah well reading a map is just
like reading music
where's the very treasure in the music
i think i know i know what uh when you
finish playing the music you feel like a
million bucks
yeah but this isn't music i mean unless
you count the part that says rock a bye
baby
well darling i'm telling you if you can
read music you can read them up
what written music is just like a map
do you guys know what a musical staff is
we're your staff and we're musical
no no no that is not what i mean so what
do you mean
this is a musical staff it has five
lines
one two three four five five lines
please think of it as a road
you take this road and you'll get just
where you want to go
if you look out for the traffic sign now
the notes are signs that tell you
where to go when the notes go up the
music goes up the bar lines separate one
measure
from another measure you know what
they're like ah they're like fences
separating one yard from another yard
but what is that squiggly line the the
thing that looks like a seven with a
loop
oh you mean this squiggle this
means don't play it's a rest i need a
rest
my goodness my head is so full of new
stuff i need a Kn*fe
follow the music road the music room
follow the music all you have to do is
read
each dot and line is a traffic sign that
tells you where to go
if the note goes high you go high
if the know goes low go low lower
lower lower
follow the melody it's simple as your
abc
follow the tune and soon you cr*ck the
music code
is a beautiful sound so how can you ever
go wrong if we follow along the music
roll
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notes are one kind of sign here's
another
and the name for this sign is a rest
it's a kind of a musical breather that's
designed
like bangers there's another sign
it's a fact of a line that's important
to comprehend
it means that your musical journey
has finally come to the end
but that double line with some double
dots
means your journey is incomplete
a double line with some double dots is
the sign that says repeat
is the sign that says repeat the p
is the sign that says repeat stop
it means repeat from the top
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so how can you ever go wrong if you
follow
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are we all here no no takeout is in here
no i told you take out a standing guard
what is he guarding
well he's standing guard so that nobody
finds out
our plans what are our plans
well you know shari said we can read any
map if we just follow the signs
unfortunately what we've got to go on is
an ancient map that says
rock-a-bye baby on the treetop will that
sound so
simple to me we look for a tree with a
baby
in it ah yeah yeah a 200 year old baby
there can't be too many of them around
no i don't think so hush wait a minute i
got an idea
charlie sing that tune again you mean um
on the treetop sounds voiced in the
voice time
no no no listen to how the notes go up
and down and up and down
it's like this wavy line on the map here
see la la la la la la
you know this line looks like the two
humps on a camel
well that's it we just have to go up and
down the camels
we got a horse a dog a lamb and even a
raccoon but
definitely no camel okay well maybe the
line represents two hills
but there's no hills around here this is
a beach remember
yeah and you know what i think the sand
dunes go up and down like the lumps on
the back of the camel not lumps humps
oh no she's right we just got to go up
and down the two sand dunes back there
let's go no no not so fast we don't go
now because there are too many people
around we don't want them to know about
the treasure will go tonight when the
moon
is full when is the moon full
when is the moon full after it eats
dinner
I Love To Cook
i love to cook i love my job i love to
bake
i when i love when the pain stops
oh mama
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where is everybody cookie where are you
oh oh oh thank goodness i
i thought you i thought you had
disappeared too two why who else
disappeared
who else everybody the kids take out
junior everybody no no no
no concerned don't don't be concerned
they're fine
they're in costume they're having a good
time it's not even halloween
i get so confused you know it's the
fourth of july before you know it
it's christmas day it's father's day
it's mother's day it's dora's day but
where did they go
where did they go before you know it's
the end of the year poof just like that
no
no not the days the kids where did they
go oh the kids
the kids are outside at this time of
night yeah
oh that's terrible no no no it's not
terrible it's good why
junior's with them don't worry do you
realize that they're out there
and we have peace and quiet
so i noticed so i noticed uh they were
in costume
yeah hatch on their eye big rubber sword
a hat with a feather they were either
pirates or they were madonna's backup
group
iris pirates that's what they were
pirates oh yeah there's that map
yes i'll bet they were headed for the
sand dunes what sand dunes i gotta go
follow them you got a phone i don't know
why they're going i don't know either oh
oh oh good oh you're going out oh yes oh
yeah you're getting dressed
oh can i borrow your sunglasses no
they're yours thank you thank you
oh they look good okay okay this will be
a skirt uh-huh it's fine
and uh it's harper your mop my mop your
mop
thank you how do i look you look like a
dream sir
thank you just like a dream like a bad
dream
Pirate Song
yoho yoho
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yoho
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our favorite pleasure and we dig
slobbery treasure in the sand
we roll our panty loons up and we dig
those old doubloons up which we dizzy up
amongst our pirate bands
yes we do just what we pleases when we
sail the seven seas from the
arctic down to d antarctica
and where the four winds blow we sing yo
ho no ho no
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we dressed like captain hook in that
famous pirate book
cause that's how you should look if
you're a pirate
when a ship comes into sight we give
them such a fright
they give up without a fight cause
you're a pirate
whether englishman or yank with no
regards or frank
they gotta walk the flank when we desire
it and we sail off with their stuff
cause you just can't have enough when
you're an
ill-mannered wicked thieving evil-minded
unbelieving vile seditious avaricious
most ungracious ostentatious real
ferocious
Pirate Map
good good good good good now let's start
digging all right men we passed the twin
dunes
now where to take out oh well huh the
map here it says
death the halls that the halls
you know what i don't see one hallway in
the middle of this whole beach
and if there was why would we want to
duck them exactly
you know what there's no boughs of holly
either
you know you know the song deck the
halls with bowser paulie
that's it give me that map you see these
marks here
they go down enough just like the song
deck the halls with boughs of holly
merry christmas so what i still say that
isn't a pirate map first of all no
x and now it's just up and down and up
and down and down and down and up and up
what is that
yeah see these steps
are just like the notes in the song see
i'll show you
it goes da
paulie
right so we dig here
we're captain i'm not the captain you're
the captain
forget it where do we date there's no
act anywhere
well i don't know exactly where we did
but the next clue is see saw marjorie
dawg
oh that's just another song see
saw marjorie that explains it yeah
does anyone see a seesaw
hey i get it you guys
we have to follow the music
just just like the other clues see saw
marjorie doc huh everybody's
up down down
up down up down did you look at us
i mean we're dressed as pirates doing
squats by the light of the moon
hold everything look what i see ahoy
you see a horn you see a seesaw
no but it could definitely be a margaery
The Sand Lady
daw
hello darlings oh it has been so
long since i have seen pirates around
these parts
are you really marginally dark no
my merry monkey i am the sand lady
the sand lady and you are we are looking
for a seesaw
somebody said they saw sea saw that the
seashore but we don't see no seesaw do
you see a seesaw
no darling i do not see a sensor
but i saw a season once
you see this used to be a volleyball
court
you know volleyball and and there was a
children's playground over there
children playing and there is where the
seesaw was
you will find two logs crossed like
an x that x marks the spot of where the
seesaw was what are you looking at
go start digging make yourself useful
an axe finally now i believe it's a
pirate map
where'd she go who cares just come on
d hey we found something
Pirate Treasure
oh oh look at that it's a pirate
treasure chest
uh no but close it's an old orange crate
oh great
just what we needed old oranges no jolly
hoes
this is our very first pirate treasure
only i don't think this is our treasure
because look there's a message on it it
it says
if you find you can drop this box
please call me at telephone number
five five five eight four
nine four you know i may be out to lunch
here
but i don't think they had telephone
numbers long ago
yes so what do we do now well i guess
it's back to the music pizza to call
this guy
okay
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Message Machine
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read it read it okay okay if you find
this box please call me
at telephone number five five five eight
four nine four eight four nine four
oh it's ringing oh goodness
oh shucks it's a message machine it says
hello how are you have you been all
right
to all the lonely lonely nights leave a
message for eric troyer after the beep
that's right that's what the answering
machine says
how did you know because i'm eric troyer
no
you're eric troyer of the electric light
orchestra part two
indeed do you know that i know all of
your songs i bought all your albums
so you're the one wait a minute i was
just talking to you on the phone so
how did you get here so fast i've been
watching you through these
hey why were you spying on us yeah
well i wanted to see if you were smart
enough
and musical enough to follow my treasure
map
so are you telling me that this uh
treasure map that i
fished out of the ocean in a bottle is
yours
yes and you know what you are a great
fisherman
you should have seen the tennis shoes
did i fish out of the ocean
one of them fought me for an hour those
are great yes
but listen listen mister you're saying
that that
treasure chest is yours well no now it's
yours oh hurry i'll open it
i meant it for whomever found it what's
in it
wow this is my first guitar oh
oh you made it my first drum oh
you broke it my first song you wrote it
i wrote it oh i love this stuff
thank you so much right yeah you know i
hate to say this mr sawyer
that's troyer whatever but you know this
treasure of yours is really
junk hey you know it all depends on how
you look at it what are you talking
about
everyone feels that certain things are
special to them even if they may not
mean anything to other people yeah
that's right
so this stuff you call junk it happens
to be
my old toys when i was a kid my old
musical instrument toys
and when i could play real instruments
my mother wanted to throw them all away
no so rather than lose my favorite
things
i put them in a box buried them in the
sand and threw the map
into the sea so that someday kids like
you might find them
and love them and enjoy them like i oh
and i found it
and i loved them and i thank you so much
and you know what here's a special one
for you mr fisher puppy
oh thank you
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oh yes you know that's how we knew where
to dig
for the treasure who told you the
science lady
yeah sand lady yeah oh yes she lives on
the beach
you know she helped us find the treasure
and i really wish that we could share
some of this stuff with her
why don't you well i don't know where
she is would you like me to give it to
her
you know where she is oh i know
everything about her
mr sawyer try her try her uh did i
happen to tell you that
i also love this stuff no you didn't
yeah so are there any more of the good
one huh no i gave that one to hush
why well hush knows that the best
treasures are not found in a pirate's
chest
what do you mean well their memories
their music
Still Be Friends
and the friends you make
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but i have the sun and the beach and the
music
i'm the richest guy i know
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i don't have a fifth hero mansion
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but i have the sun and the beach and the
music
i'm so lucky what i've got
and after the summer is
over when the warm summer breezes are
gone
the sun and the beaches still go in my
heart
and the melody's
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without someone to share them with you
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best of all
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so
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we could still be friends
i hope that we'll still be friends
i know that we'll still be friends
we will still be
[Music]
friends