01x02 - Duck Duck Juice

[bunniefuu]

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Chef: All right kids, lets get inside

and gather on the carpet.

- Woo-hoo! - (Laughing)

Woo-hoo! Yippee!

- Phase one completed -

break off from the group.

Phase two - act cool and escape this place.

Whoa!

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- That rainbow clay is so pretty. Izzy wants.

- Don't touch it.

It's mixed with rocket pop candy

and when I get it wet it'll blow the door open

and I can escape.

- expl*sive clay? Cool.

Can I make a rabbit with it?

- No! You cannot make a rabb-

Owen: Story! Story! - Shhh!

I think it's story time! Come on!

- Stor-y! Stor-y!

Storrr... where's Chef?

- I'll go find him!

Chef: You're the best part of my day.

I don't know if I could do what I do

if I didn't have you.

I mean it, rainbow juice,

you mean everything to-- - Uh... Chef?

Are you talking to a cup? - Uh... well...

I was just- (chuckles)

Owen, can I help you with-- - It's story time.

Everyone's on the carpet waiting.

Hurrrrrrr-yyy!

- Okay. Okay.

- Noah!

You're supposed to be sitting criss-cross-apple-sauce.

Otherwise there's no story time!

- But I don't like apple sauce so--oh!

(Shocked gasps) - (Pained grunts)

- Rules are rules!

And they're kind of my jam.

- Okay kids, today we have a very special book.

(Slurps)

Ahhh...

- (Gasps) That...

is the prettiest drink I've ever seen.

What is it?

- Well, Izzy, this is my favorite drink--

TV announcer: The rainbow Pegasus juice mix!

Available for a limited time!

- (Retches) (Splutters)

- May not contain actual juice.

- But I just call it my rainbow juice.

Now, let's read "Piggy's got bank".

Oops forgot my reading glasses.

Courtney, you're in charge until I get back.

- No problem, Chef, I have this fully under contro--

Izzy. Put it down!

- I can't. I love it so much.

- Then why don'tcha marry it.

- You can do that? - Uhh... no.

- Drink it. Take a sip.

I dare you.

In fact I triple dog dare you.

(All gasp)

- Oh snap!

(Lightning strikes)

- You have been triple dog dared.

- You may accept the dare...

- or forever live here in...

- Live here, live here!

- Let me finish. Or live here...

with the McDermott's.

- I've painted the house

and now I am going to watch it dry.

- Quiet, please. I'm watching the grass grow.

Izzy: They look boring. - They are.

They really, really are.

- I accept the challenge!

And Jude, I triple dog dare you back

to drink as much as I do.

(Lightning strikes)

- Hi Jude. You know the drill, right?

- Yep. Are the McDermott's still boring?

- Ohhhhh yessss.

Both: Weee...

- Then I accept the dare!

- Ready?! Go!

(Slurping)

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(Boing!)

Woohoohoohoo!

Yeahhhhh!

- Woo-hoo!

Ah-ha ha ha!

Both: Yeah! (Laughing)

- Woo-hoo!

- I feel weird!

(Zapping) - What's happening to us.

- You both just ingested grams of sugar!

That six times the daily recommended intake

for year olds!

- (Gasp) Chefs coming!

Hide them!

I'll hide the cup!

- Found my glasses! (Landing thuds)

- What are you guys doing?

- We're playing pile on our friends!

- Okay! Huh.

Now, where'd I put my rainbow juice?

Be right back.

Rainbow juice? Where are you?

- Oh, phew!

Chef thinks he lost his drink.

We're off the hook.

- No! Have you forgotten what Chef's like

if he doesn't get his morning rainbow juice?

(Frightened screaming, stomping)

(Roars)

(Screaming)

(Monster voice) Nikki. Mmmm...

(Roars)

- We never saw Nikki again.

I guess her family moved away.

(Rumbling)

- Woooooooo! (Laughter)

(Bouncing) Kids: Ahh.

- Weeee!

(Crying)

(Grunting)

(expl*si*n booms)

- (Gasp) We need to buy Chef a new juice!

I need everyone's money, right now.

Ow. Hey. (Coins whoosh and clink)

Stop!

- I'll go buy it. - I will be coming with you.

I mean, would you trust you with a job this important?

- No.

- Me neither.

You guys make sure Jude and Izzy stay out of trouble.

We'll be back.

- Rainbow juuuuuice?!

Come out, come out, wherever you are...

- This won't work.

The front door is always locked.

- Shhh. I have a plan.

Chef?

Did you maybe leave it outside.

- (Gasps) Rainbow juice?

You out here?

Nope. Not outside.

(Door slams) (Both giggle)

- Juuuude? Jude, buddy?

Where'd you go?

- Uh oh. The undressing has begun.

- I can't stop moooovinnng!

- Wheeeeeeeee!

- Izzy! Come back!

- Have you seen rainbow juice?

Rainbow juice, are you in here?

Rainbow juice where are you?!

I'm fine.

I'm totally fine without my rainbow jui--

(Phone rings)

Rainbow juice is that you?!

If you're not my juice I don't have time to talk to you!

- Weeeee!

Waaaaaa!

- Thank you!

Oof!

(Blender whirs)

- Ugh, grown-ups stand in line just to get juice?

- Yeah, adults are weird. Once my dad wanted a phone.

So he camped out all night! In the snow!

- Please. Don't order a rainbow Pegasus juice mix.

Anything but that.

- One rainbow Pegasus juice mix, please.

(Coins clink)

- We're in a bit of a rush. Thanks.

(Happy music plays)

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(Splashing)

- I hate my life so much.

Owen: Juuuude?

Where are you, buddy?

(Gasps) His pants.

- Hurry! We're running out of time.

- Our stop's next. Then it's back to the daycare and--

- Sorry Courtney, I've gotten a taste of freedom now,

and I'm not going back to the dayca--

(Click)

Seriously?! Oh come on!

- If you escape from daycare on your own

I am fine with that.

But I'm not letting you do it on my watch!

(Doors whir open)

- What if I refuse to move?

Then how would you-- Ugh!

(Squeaks on the floor)

(Objects clatter)

- Rainbow juice! Where are you?

Talk to me! Ahhhhh! (Weeps)

- Yeah-woo-woo-hoo-hooooo!

This is the best day ever, wooo-hooo!

(Laughs) This is fun,

I think I wanna live up here!

- Juuuude... - (Gasps)

Oh no. Jude's underwear.

- We need to find him. Fast.

Then I need to wash this hand. A lot.

Jude: Bombs away!

It's slide time, dudes!

- Jude! Don't! Not with a bare--

- Wheeaaa-eeeeeeeeee... (Squeaking)

Aghhhhhh!

- That bum-bum's gonna need a lotta cream.

- Oh man. Naked slide?

- Yep.

- (winced hush) It burns. It burrrrns.

- Where's Izzy?

- I have no idea!

- Haha! Bet you can't catch me!

- Don't let her get away!

- We made it! Do I know how to run a mission or what?

- Hrrmph!

(Knocks)

(Cracks, bursts open)

- (Huffing)

Rainbow juice! There you are.

Oh, I missed you so much!

Look, you're home,

and everything is gonna be okay.

You're safe now.

- That was the funniest triple dog dare ever!

I smiled so much my cheeks are sore!

- Yeah, so are mine.

- And now that you're safely back inside,

you're free to try and escape.

- Ya. Thanks.

- You guys missed some ka-razy stuff here today.

And look, I made a rabbit out of Duncan's clay!

Have a widdle dwink bunny.

- Don't get it wet!

(expl*si*n)

(Hisses)

- (Sighs)

At least I still have my rainbow Pegasus juice mi--

(Splash)

- (Nervous chuckles)

- (Growls)

- Is-is it story time now?

All: (Screaming)

- Rainbow juuuuuuuuice!!!