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Chef: All right kids, lets get inside
and gather on the carpet.
- Woo-hoo! - (Laughing)
Woo-hoo! Yippee!
- Phase one completed -
break off from the group.
Phase two - act cool and escape this place.
Whoa!
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- That rainbow clay is so pretty. Izzy wants.
- Don't touch it.
It's mixed with rocket pop candy
and when I get it wet it'll blow the door open
and I can escape.
- expl*sive clay? Cool.
Can I make a rabbit with it?
- No! You cannot make a rabb-
Owen: Story! Story! - Shhh!
I think it's story time! Come on!
- Stor-y! Stor-y!
Storrr... where's Chef?
- I'll go find him!
Chef: You're the best part of my day.
I don't know if I could do what I do
if I didn't have you.
I mean it, rainbow juice,
you mean everything to-- - Uh... Chef?
Are you talking to a cup? - Uh... well...
I was just- (chuckles)
Owen, can I help you with-- - It's story time.
Everyone's on the carpet waiting.
Hurrrrrrr-yyy!
- Okay. Okay.
- Noah!
You're supposed to be sitting criss-cross-apple-sauce.
Otherwise there's no story time!
- But I don't like apple sauce so--oh!
(Shocked gasps) - (Pained grunts)
- Rules are rules!
And they're kind of my jam.
- Okay kids, today we have a very special book.
(Slurps)
Ahhh...
- (Gasps) That...
is the prettiest drink I've ever seen.
What is it?
- Well, Izzy, this is my favorite drink--
TV announcer: The rainbow Pegasus juice mix!
Available for a limited time!
- (Retches) (Splutters)
- May not contain actual juice.
- But I just call it my rainbow juice.
Now, let's read "Piggy's got bank".
Oops forgot my reading glasses.
Courtney, you're in charge until I get back.
- No problem, Chef, I have this fully under contro--
Izzy. Put it down!
- I can't. I love it so much.
- Then why don'tcha marry it.
- You can do that? - Uhh... no.
- Drink it. Take a sip.
I dare you.
In fact I triple dog dare you.
(All gasp)
- Oh snap!
(Lightning strikes)
- You have been triple dog dared.
- You may accept the dare...
- or forever live here in...
- Live here, live here!
- Let me finish. Or live here...
with the McDermott's.
- I've painted the house
and now I am going to watch it dry.
- Quiet, please. I'm watching the grass grow.
Izzy: They look boring. - They are.
They really, really are.
- I accept the challenge!
And Jude, I triple dog dare you back
to drink as much as I do.
(Lightning strikes)
- Hi Jude. You know the drill, right?
- Yep. Are the McDermott's still boring?
- Ohhhhh yessss.
Both: Weee...
- Then I accept the dare!
- Ready?! Go!
(Slurping)
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(Boing!)
Woohoohoohoo!
Yeahhhhh!
- Woo-hoo!
Ah-ha ha ha!
Both: Yeah! (Laughing)
- Woo-hoo!
- I feel weird!
(Zapping) - What's happening to us.
- You both just ingested grams of sugar!
That six times the daily recommended intake
for year olds!
- (Gasp) Chefs coming!
Hide them!
I'll hide the cup!
- Found my glasses! (Landing thuds)
- What are you guys doing?
- We're playing pile on our friends!
- Okay! Huh.
Now, where'd I put my rainbow juice?
Be right back.
Rainbow juice? Where are you?
- Oh, phew!
Chef thinks he lost his drink.
We're off the hook.
- No! Have you forgotten what Chef's like
if he doesn't get his morning rainbow juice?
(Frightened screaming, stomping)
(Roars)
(Screaming)
(Monster voice) Nikki. Mmmm...
(Roars)
- We never saw Nikki again.
I guess her family moved away.
(Rumbling)
- Woooooooo! (Laughter)
(Bouncing) Kids: Ahh.
- Weeee!
(Crying)
(Grunting)
(expl*si*n booms)
- (Gasp) We need to buy Chef a new juice!
I need everyone's money, right now.
Ow. Hey. (Coins whoosh and clink)
Stop!
- I'll go buy it. - I will be coming with you.
I mean, would you trust you with a job this important?
- No.
- Me neither.
You guys make sure Jude and Izzy stay out of trouble.
We'll be back.
- Rainbow juuuuuice?!
Come out, come out, wherever you are...
- This won't work.
The front door is always locked.
- Shhh. I have a plan.
Chef?
Did you maybe leave it outside.
- (Gasps) Rainbow juice?
You out here?
Nope. Not outside.
(Door slams) (Both giggle)
- Juuuude? Jude, buddy?
Where'd you go?
- Uh oh. The undressing has begun.
- I can't stop moooovinnng!
- Wheeeeeeeee!
- Izzy! Come back!
- Have you seen rainbow juice?
Rainbow juice, are you in here?
Rainbow juice where are you?!
I'm fine.
I'm totally fine without my rainbow jui--
(Phone rings)
Rainbow juice is that you?!
If you're not my juice I don't have time to talk to you!
- Weeeee!
Waaaaaa!
- Thank you!
Oof!
(Blender whirs)
- Ugh, grown-ups stand in line just to get juice?
- Yeah, adults are weird. Once my dad wanted a phone.
So he camped out all night! In the snow!
- Please. Don't order a rainbow Pegasus juice mix.
Anything but that.
- One rainbow Pegasus juice mix, please.
(Coins clink)
- We're in a bit of a rush. Thanks.
(Happy music plays)
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(Splashing)
- I hate my life so much.
Owen: Juuuude?
Where are you, buddy?
(Gasps) His pants.
- Hurry! We're running out of time.
- Our stop's next. Then it's back to the daycare and--
- Sorry Courtney, I've gotten a taste of freedom now,
and I'm not going back to the dayca--
(Click)
Seriously?! Oh come on!
- If you escape from daycare on your own
I am fine with that.
But I'm not letting you do it on my watch!
(Doors whir open)
- What if I refuse to move?
Then how would you-- Ugh!
(Squeaks on the floor)
(Objects clatter)
- Rainbow juice! Where are you?
Talk to me! Ahhhhh! (Weeps)
- Yeah-woo-woo-hoo-hooooo!
This is the best day ever, wooo-hooo!
(Laughs) This is fun,
I think I wanna live up here!
- Juuuude... - (Gasps)
Oh no. Jude's underwear.
- We need to find him. Fast.
Then I need to wash this hand. A lot.
Jude: Bombs away!
It's slide time, dudes!
- Jude! Don't! Not with a bare--
- Wheeaaa-eeeeeeeeee... (Squeaking)
Aghhhhhh!
- That bum-bum's gonna need a lotta cream.
- Oh man. Naked slide?
- Yep.
- (winced hush) It burns. It burrrrns.
- Where's Izzy?
- I have no idea!
- Haha! Bet you can't catch me!
- Don't let her get away!
- We made it! Do I know how to run a mission or what?
- Hrrmph!
(Knocks)
(Cracks, bursts open)
- (Huffing)
Rainbow juice! There you are.
Oh, I missed you so much!
Look, you're home,
and everything is gonna be okay.
You're safe now.
- That was the funniest triple dog dare ever!
I smiled so much my cheeks are sore!
- Yeah, so are mine.
- And now that you're safely back inside,
you're free to try and escape.
- Ya. Thanks.
- You guys missed some ka-razy stuff here today.
And look, I made a rabbit out of Duncan's clay!
Have a widdle dwink bunny.
- Don't get it wet!
(expl*si*n)
(Hisses)
- (Sighs)
At least I still have my rainbow Pegasus juice mi--
(Splash)
- (Nervous chuckles)
- (Growls)
- Is-is it story time now?
All: (Screaming)
- Rainbow juuuuuuuuice!!!
01x02 - Duck Duck Juice
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Series re-introduces some of the original "Total Drama" characters in an alternate universe where they are aged down from teenagers to toddlers, being taken care of by Chef Hatchet.
Series re-introduces some of the original "Total Drama" characters in an alternate universe where they are aged down from teenagers to toddlers, being taken care of by Chef Hatchet.