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Beth: Wow. Chef went all out
with the Easter decorations this year.
He even brought out Hoppy, the Easter Bunny.
Hiya, Hoppy, how was storage?
Beth: (Effort grunt) Strike one!
(Effort grunt) Strike two!
- Wait! Don't smash that Easter egg.
I'll eat it! - Relax. It's white chocolate!
- Eww. In that case, smash it!
(Thwack!)
(Thuds)
(Alarm sounds)
- UGH!
All: Ahhh!
- A little push, please!
OOF!
- One more stroke and I'm done this masterpiece!
(Thud) UGH!
Who did this?!
(Thwack) (Birds chirp)
(Moans)
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(Gasps) Wooohoooo!
Yeeeahhhhhh!
(Buzzing)
(Angry mumbling)
- Uh-oh. Duncan lost his words again.
You can do this, Duncan!
Just focus and tell me what happened.
- You...Beth... Bat...
Ball... Face!
Arrgggghhhh!
- Beth, do you know anything about how Duncan
got reverse face planted into his painting?
- Uh...
Hoppy did it!
- Hoppy. (Chuckles)
Well, Beth, as long as Hoppy is very sorry,
and Hoppy won't ever do it again.
Then I guess we can put this behind us.
- Hoppy is very sorry! And he won't! Promise!
- Okay then.
I sure handled that well!
Beth was scared and clearly regretted what happened.
And the kids?
They obviously got that I knew it wasn't "Hoppy".
I mean, come on.
- Chef actually bought that?! It's a stuffed toy!
- Out off all the stuffies, I'd say
Hoppy was least likely to do it.
I don't trust Gerald.
Yeah, I'm watching you, giraffe.
- Duncan, I'm really sorry for unforeseeable accident
that Easter egged your faced.
Let me get you some water to wash up.
(Angry chittering)
- I'm still mad at you.
But I have to admit that was pretty smart
pinning it all on Hoppy!
- I didn't think he'd believe me.
We could've been blaming our stuffed animals
for our bad behaviour this whole time.
(Water splashes) - (Gasps)
Hold up! Beth, you're a genius!
- I am?
- Don't you get it?! Hoppy is "bad".
- And bananas are evil!
It's like they're yellow, yellow, yellow,
and next thing you know,
they're brown. (Music sting plays)
Sneaky bananas.
- What I mean is, as long as we blame Hoppy for everything
we can do whatever we want!
All: (Gasp)
- (Big burp)
- (Humming)
Wha?!
It's a disaster!
All the chocolates and Easter eggs are gone!
Gone, I tell you!
Which one of you ate all the Easter chocolate?
- Hoppy did it. - Definitely Hoppy.
(Music sting)
He said something about being sorry.
- (Groans)
- Chef says we can't fly because we don't have feathers?
Well, I think I found a way!
(Wings flap)
Woo-hoo-hoo! Yay!
Let's go to the moon!
- Wow! Izzy is flying!
- I can see Neptune and Uranus!
- (Laughs)
- Looks like I picked a quitter.
- Ah. Now, Izzy is falling.
- This is fun! Aaaahhh!
- Who wants Easter eggnog?
Ugh. What happened?
- Hoppy did it.
(Music sting)
- That rabbit can't be real!
C'mon, Chef, don't let this mess with your head.
Everything's fine. Everything's fine.
Okay, kids, I set the thermostat on this brand new
super turbo climate control system to "sleepify".
Nighty-night!
- (Cackles)
Hello, super turbo climate control system!
How cold can you get?
- As cold as you wish.
- Coooool.
Hey guys, do you wanna build a snow bunny!
All: YAY!
- Set to Canada.
(Laughs)
Let it snow!
- (Relaxed sigh) (Wind whooshes)
(Muffled scream)
(All scream)
- (Gasps) Snow on Easter?
Climate change is real.
I better order some mittens for me and the kids;
pink ones, blue ones...
ooohh! Rainbow coloured ones!
(Doorbell dings)
Wow, my mittens are here already!
- What are ya doing here, big guy?
Throwing a mitten party?
Why wasn't I invited? I got hands.
- It's just a few Easter gifts for me and the kids.
- Whatever.
That's the third mitten party
I haven't been invited to this week!
I have got to stop eating garlic.
- (Chuckles) I don't know which ones are cuter!
Oh, what's that sound?
Oh boy! It's the ice cream truck!
(Tune plays)
Heheh. Huh?
Wait, ice cream in a snow storm?
What is happening?
Does any-- (Snowball thuds)
(Kids laughing)
- Hoppy set the thermostat to Canada.
All: Ya. Hoppy did it.
- (Low growl) Hoppy, huh?
Okaaaay.
Hoppy. I'm locking you up!
(Shocked gasps)
- Hoppy'll never survive prison.
He's too soft.
- You're grounded!
I had to remove Hoppy from the class.
He's become a bad influence!
I mean... I know Hoppy isn't really behind this.
'Cause... (laughs)
that would be impossible!
Right?!
(Knocking)
- Hi, Beth. How can I help you?
- Hey, Chef! What do you call two donkeys riding a kangaroo?
- Heh, that sounds like a fun one.
I dunno, what do you call them?
- It's not a joke. I'm honestly asking.
You're a teacher, you're supposed to know this stuff.
- That kid's weird.
Wha?! Is Hoppy actually alive?
(Loud crash) - What was that?
- Hoppy did it. - What?!
(Door rattles) Hmm...
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(Chocolate wave splashes) Ahhhhh!
How did this happen?
- Someone left the chocolate fountain on.
I think we all know who...
(Sinister music sting)
- Come on, get a hold of yourself.
Stuffed! Animals! Aren't! Alive!
(Sniffing)
Why do I smell burnt chocolate?
That can't be good!
(Loud crash)
- Hoppy packed the simple bake oven with Easter chocolate.
It blew up.
It was Hoppy.
- Oh come on!
Both: Hoppy.
- Wooo-hooo!
- Whhaaat?!! - Hoppy.
- Oh no! - Hoppy.
(Rumbling, splash!)
Aarrgh! All: Hoppy.
- But- bunny- can't- did he...?
- Uh oh, Chef's losing his words again.
- Aaaahhhhhh!!!!
- I think we broke him!
- The man believed a stuffed rabbit was causing trouble.
He was already broken!
- What's happening out there?!
Is that rabbit really alive?!
- I can't believe Chef actually thought
that a stuffed bunny ate all the Easter chocolate!
- The kids were using the Easter Bunny against me.
Well, it's time to use the Easter Bunny against them!
(Playful laughter)
- Woo-hoo!
- Cody?!
Urrggh.
Hi Chef! I'm a fish now.
- I'll show those kids the Easter Bunny...
(Maniacal laugher)
Who's got two thumbs and isn't going to blamed anymore?
This rabbit!
- Oops. Oh no. Oops.
I better go get Hoppy.
My evil robot just destroyed the playground.
- No. I need Hoppy cause I set off a stink b*mb
in the nap room.
- Guys! We're all about to need Hoppy.
- Why?
- Because it's time for... an Easter egg fight.
- Yes! - (Excited gasp)
- Woo-hoo-hoo!
(Splat)
- Is it just me or is Hoppy bigger?
- And uglier?
(Horrified screams)
- Hoppy's alive!
- Get him before he gets us!
Chef: Noooooo!!!!
(Hitting thuds, pained screams) (Bell rings)
- Hey, it's home time!
- Stay down, rabbit! (Toy squeaks)
- (Groans)
All: Chef?!
Chef: This is what happens when you pretend
you're a stuffed rabbit when you're really, you.
- So always pretend to be somebody else. Got it!
- (Groans)
All: Happy Easter, Chef!
- (Sighs) White. Chocolate.
Worst Easter ever.
But at least a stuffed animal didn't come to life
and turn evil. (Chuckles)
(Door creaks open)
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(Gasps) Gerald! No!
Bad giraffe! Bad! (Shrieking)
01x35 - There Are No Hoppy Endings
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Series re-introduces some of the original "Total Drama" characters in an alternate universe where they are aged down from teenagers to toddlers, being taken care of by Chef Hatchet.
Series re-introduces some of the original "Total Drama" characters in an alternate universe where they are aged down from teenagers to toddlers, being taken care of by Chef Hatchet.