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Chef: All right, everybody sit down.
Chef says, sit down!
Simon says, sit down.
Now stand!
- Wait! No! - Sorry, Cody.
Simon says, you're out.
- Awww... - Hmm.
- I love "Simon Says"!
- I don't like following orders.
But I like losing even less.
I'm gonna win this thing. - Who are you kidding?
Izzy's won every Simon Says game
we've ever played.
When that girl gets in the zone,
she is unstoppable.
- We'll see.
- Hmph!
Chef: Simon says, stand on your head.
- Ow. (Buzzer sounds)
- Simon says, turn around.
(Buzzer sounds)
Simon says, do the splits!
(Thuds) (Buzzer sounds)
Okay, Simon says, clear the field.
Time to take things up a notch.
- I got this! I can feel it.
- Simon says, be a monkey.
(Monkey sounds)
- Simon says, be a chicken!
(Squawking)
- Simon says, be a cat!
- Meow. - Hiss!
- Simon be a bat!
(Duncan and Leshawna gasp)
(Buzzer sounds)
Chef: Simon says Duncan and Leshawna are out!
- What?! That's not fair!
- You said Simon!
- But I didn't say "Simon says".
Now go sit with the other losers.
I'm kidding, you played great. And lost.
Go sit.
- What is her secret?
- I've always felt that the way to win Simon Says
is to always do...
what Simon says.
Did I just blow your mind?
- Well done, Izzy.
That's games of Simon Says,
and you've never been eliminated.
Who wants to see Izzy eliminated?!
Kids: (Grumbling, cheering) Yeah! Do it!
- Simon says, touch your nose with your tongue.
Simon says, roll your eyes in opposite directions.
Simon says, hover.
(Angelic music) Whoa!
She's good!
But old Chef's still got a few tricks up his sleeve!
Simon says, do a double-quad,
triple twisting front flip
into a perfect one-legged stork landing!
All: (Gasp) - Whoa!
- Gah! Huh?
- (Chirping) Aah!
(All gasp)
- Well, I'm all out of ideas.
Great job, Izzy! Game over.
It's snack time.
- How did Izzy not get eliminated?!
- I know! That was all kinds of crazy.
Hey, where is she, anyway?
- What is she doing?
- It looks like she's still playing Simon Says.
Uh, hey Izzy, what'cha doin'?
- Playing Simon Says. And winning.
- You do know that Chef ended the game, right?
- Ha! No! He said, "game over,"
not, "Simon says, game over."
- Is she being serious?
- I think so. But let's see.
So uh, Chef asked Leshawna and I
to continue the game for him, so...
Simon says, put your foot down.
- Phew, thank you, my leg was getting tired!
- Simon says, put it back up.
- Awwwww, man!
- We'll be right back.
Um, yeah, Simon says, talk to yourself.
- Hey, remember when we had breakfast?
You were there too? I was! Hahahaha!
- Do you know what this means?
All we have to do is say, Simon says, and...
- Izzy'll do whatever we say!
Let's start small.
Simon says, get me a juice box.
- Hey! My juice box!
- Simon says, make that grape-flavoured.
Cody: Hey! My other juice box!
- Simon says, with a crazy straw.
Simon says, crazier.
(Leshawna slurps) - My turn!
Simon says, get me some fizzy rocks.
(Gasps) Gimme!
Mmph!
(Fireworks pop)
- Ooh! Aah!
- (Laughs) Nice!
Okay, Simon says,
get me pounds of fizzy rocks.
- You know if you eat all those fizzy rocks,
you'll barf for years, right?
- They're not for me; they're for the toilet.
- Oh! Simon says, you heard the man,
flush those down the toilet.
(Toilet flushes)
- I just gotta say, I'm liking this way more
than normal Simon Says. Haha!
- Thanks! Simon says, high five!
(Water rushes) Woo! Weeeee! Ha ha!
- Aah!
(Gurgling)
- Sounds like someone flushed ,
no, pounds of fizzy rocks down the toilet!
- Cool! - Awesome!
- Oh! Uh-oh. Simon says, make it look like
someone else did it.
- You got it! - Whoa!
- Cody? Did you tape fizzy rocks to yourself,
and fall into the toilet?
- I did what?!
- (Sighs) I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
And pretty mad.
- (Laughs) That was great!
What are we gonna do next, Duncan?
Duncan?
- Simon says, help dig my escape tunnel!
I'm finally gonna ditch this dump!
(Metal clanging)
- Izzy, that's a sewer pipe! Go around it.
Go around it!
Aaaah! Ugh!
Why didn't you go around it?!
- 'Cause you didn't say "Simon says!"
- Aah! S-sewer gator! Aaaaah!
Simon says, wrestle the gator!
Izzy: Oof! Oh! Ah! Oh! Oof!
- Aaaaaaah!
- Duncan, did you wrestle that sewer gator all by yourself?
Nice! You get a gold star today.
- Phew! Leshawna: There you are!
What are you doing hogging Izzy all to yourself?!
- You answered your own question.
Hogging Izzy all to myself.
- Grrr!
Izzy, Simon says, come with me.
(Slurping)
Wow! You did an amazing job
building my dream sandcastle!
- Thanks! The sand planks were the hardest part!
- I'm gonna check out the rooftop patio!
Aw yeah, this is the life I was meant to have.
Duncan: Are you kidding me?
This is the life I'm supposed to have!
- There's only enough room for one castle in this sandbox,
and it's mine.
- But I want one, too!
Hey, am I sinking?
Is this quicksand?!
- Uh, I didn't ask for quicksand.
- You said Simon says, build me my dream sandcastle.
So I added a moat made of quicksand
to keep out the riffraff. I know how you dream.
- Well, Duncan, guess I'm the queen of the castle,
and you're the dirty rascal. - Yeah?!
Izzy, let's make her fairytale even more fun.
Simon says, make a fire-breathing dragon
attack her castle!
- Pfft! Simon says, go ahead and try.
There's no such thing as dragons.
- Hello. I don't know why I'm here.
A dragon costume! Cool!
(Kettle whistling sound) - Uh oh!
- Aaaah!
Aah! Water! This dragon needs w-water!
- Here, Owen. (Owen whimpers)
- This isn't good.
Owen: (Echoing belch)
Ugh. Ah...
Heh heh...
Uh oh.
Now I think the fire's coming out the other end!
Aaaaaaaaah!
Aah! Ooh! Oh!
- (Laughing)
Okay, now it's my turn to get a castle.
- Oh, no!
You sic a beast on me, I sic a beast on you!
When you least expect it!
- Birdseed? What's the deal?
- Yah-yaiiii!
(Bird cries)
- Aaaaah! Get him off me!
- You didn't say...
- Simon says, get him off me!
And onto Leshawna!
- Wait!
(Rope whooshes)
Simon says, aaaaaah!
Whoaaaaaa!
Aaaaaah!
Simon says, cut me loose!
(Rope snaps) Oof!
- That was awesome!
- Simon says, give Duncan a super deluxe underdog!
- Uh, not so awesome!
(Whooshes, chain rattles)
Ugh! Simon says,
give Leshawna a super deluxe underdog!
(Whooshes, chain rattles)
- Oh, real original.
Simon says, get Duncan!
- No! Simon says, get Leshawna!
- How?
Both: Simon says, use your imagination!
- Hm. Roger dodger, your target is marked.
Please proceed. (Voice on radio confirms)
- Proceed to what?
- Target? - Wait for it.
(Jet rumbles, m*ssile whooshes)
- (Gasps)
- Aaaaaah! - I don't wanna play this!
Ohhhh! Whoa!
(Electricity crackles)
- Simon says, stop!
It is I, Simon!
- Simon who? - Simon Says.
- Simon says what? - Ugh, come on.
I'm the Simon,
the real Simon, of Simon says!
All: (Gasp)
- Ooh!
Why didn't you say so?
- (Slap) Hmph!
You have misused the power of Simon Says!
(In unison) Yeah, Izzy!
- I'm talking to you two! - We're sorry.
- It was really wrong of us.
- Simon says, this game is over!
Izzy, you have real power.
Perhaps one day you will learn to control that power.
For with great power comes great--
- Yeah, I was getting super bored, anyway.
Thanks for ending the game. Bye!
- But I, I was oh, fine. Okay, then.
But from now on none of you,
are allowed to play my game!
- Is it just me, or did he not say, "Simon Says?"
01x43 - Simons Are Forever
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Series re-introduces some of the original "Total Drama" characters in an alternate universe where they are aged down from teenagers to toddlers, being taken care of by Chef Hatchet.
Series re-introduces some of the original "Total Drama" characters in an alternate universe where they are aged down from teenagers to toddlers, being taken care of by Chef Hatchet.